Out with the lads Edition
BLACKS ARE SUPERIOR
Black men are superior
*at petty crime
hello niggers
reserved post for sale
health and safety gone mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nev42bBEvPI
AMERICA CLAIMS CONTROL OF /BRIT/
>>53904236
It's always a bloody yank.
>UK
What went wrong?
>>53904286
Yanks > Brits
>>53904268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJuhNpWMfdE
You literally cannot design a better rollercoaster than The Beast
are owen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkKbFQRHcs
>>53904286
Not as bloody as your mum's tampon faggot
>>53904278
America claims control of a lot of things, like your waistline. Reality however is very different.
>>53904298
In mass?
>>53904298
>A fern
its lit
>>53904313
>pretending that your country doesn't have a rampid obesity problem
kek
>>53904304
Was there any need for that?
>Wow, you're American? Shag me senseless!
What do?
>>53904366
Fuck her in the mouth and butt.
>>53904366
British slags don't actually think like this. They think we're retards, the dullest tools in the shed. They're right.
>tfw I got sexually harassed by a Turkish guy yesterday
How did this show stay on the air, Canada?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=10f_1357538274
>>53904357
Yeh m8 i shag ur mum lmao
>>53904382
was he sexy?
>>53904379
JAAAAAAAJAAAAAAAAAAAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53904366
>"Ummm... Errrr.... YEEEERRRRP THAT'S WHURRR AHHM FRUAAAAMM!"
>>53904380
Have you ever met a british slag? They dont think like 4chan does.
The only british slags I ever met were severely undereducated lower class girls that didn't really think about if americans were dumb or not. they were excited i was from another country then proceeded to get blackout drunk and pissed in the street
>>53904385
>Canapedos
Explain it Canada
>>53904379
Straya-wannabe leave.
>>53904391
I'm not gay tbqh so I can't really judge that.
>>53904380
Funny, I didn't have that problem
>>53904366
Call up Tyrone and tell him I caught him a live one.
>>53904415
If you aren't gay, why are you in the UK?
LOL
>>53904302
looks fun, and it was probably amazing back in 79, but i wouldn't call it the pinnacle of coaster design today
You kill that man you die next
This shall be my last post for the night
don't blink
*activates Scuttlebug*
>>53904462
>>53904404
When I was in London the only women I ended up speaking at the pubs were either from America or Canada. It was a little weird.
>>53904431
I was born here as the only non-gay.
>>53904366
Give her my big black American cock.
Taking the Henry path to work
>>53904447
Americans are the most autistic posters by far.
>>53904447
fuck u nigga dick
>>53904447
>>53904462
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53904462
>>53904447
CANADA CONFIRMED QPU ALIGNED
>>53904366
"ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
"3D women should stay 30 miles away from me"
*turns 540*
*jumps out of the room very fast like a ninja*
>>53904468
Brits are by far.
>>53904447
>>53904462
noice
>>53904366
eat them
>>53904452
Cold as ice.
Delaware judge sentenced former Ravens cheerleader and fitness author Molly Shattuck on Friday to 48 weekends in a community corrections center for the sexual assault of a 15-year-old boy. The 48-year-old mother of three admitted to performing oral sex on the teenager last summer at a rented vacation house in Bethany Beach, Del. The boy had attended McDonogh School in Owings Mills with her son.
>>53904486
DESIGNATED
>>53904452
Wow, she's a bitch.
>>53904486
>Is it still being a weeaboo when they're brown?
>>53904510
Don't be silly, Brits don't eat vegetables.
>>53904519
fucking retarded teenage boys can't keep their damn mouths shut
>>53904519
Lucky bastard
>>53904366
Tell the silly bint that I'm not that fat.
>>53904519
Looks like she was treated with KID GLOVES.
But in all seriousness it's horrible the way that women get away with a slap on the wrist for serious sex crimes.
>>53904548
>get blown by a literal cheerleader
>dont tell the bros
literally what
>>53904571
She was the wife of a CEO of a massive nuclear company so that helps.
>>53904380
You are right in all honesty. The accent thing just doesn't work for yanks due to your media empire resulting in over exposure and thus the exotic factor is lost.
It would still work on poor third worlders looking for a visa in exchange for sex though.
>>53904468
American posters are like that guy who sees a funny scene in a movie and then goes about repeating lines from it for weeks afterward.
>>53904586
Fucking rich pricks mate.
>>53904604
Shut up, faggot. I shagged your mum on your dad's bed.
Today Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatcie Bridge.
>>53904388
>>53904617
>>53904586
Wait hold on a sec. How cucked must her husband be if he uses his wealth to defend his wife after she cheats on him with a 15 year old boy? That has to be a new level of pathetic.
How do we make Britain embrace Communism?
>>53904604
Still not even slightly true and you can prove it with a pretty easy google search about american accents or american men.
I hooked up with a british girl abroad and it wasn't solely because of my accent, but she definitely started talking to me because she heard my accent.
>>53904604
>The accent thing just doesn't work for yanks due to your media empire resulting in over exposure and thus the exotic factor is lost.
Is this true?
>>53904456
LOALZERZ
>>53904540
Nah I'm weeapoo haha
>>53904638
Americans.
How humiliating must it be for the bull to be young enough to be his wife's son!
haha, I haven't even hit 30 and my life is over already
>>53904639
Get an uncorruptable leader like Trump, but a communist.
>>53904651
Its not as easy as it would be in other countries no. But its still an easy ice-breaker and intrigue factor.
Especially if you have a southern drawl
>>53904682
I fucked your mother.
>>53904651
No. I went to England last summer to visit my cousins and girls would always come talk to me because of my accent. They also really liked when I said I was from New York. They thought I meant NYC, but I really meant some shithole in upstate.
>>53904651
Yes. British women pay no regard to us based on our accent. It's more about our attitude that they gravitate towards. We're perceived as more masculine than the British. If you just act upon that retarded stereotype (pretend like you're Texan) you'll get laid.
>>53904656
>Indian
>Taking banter like a man
Alright what the fuck's going on?
>>53904451
Why?
>>53904638
maybe she's covering his ass. settle out of court with a fat payout to the kid's family to avoid a suit, plea to a slap on the wrist for his wife's "indiscretion", and he doesn't lose his job
didnt wanna see me getting gwop
but im getting money i cant stop
>>53904708
Sikhs are bro tier.
I spent some time with a group of Yanks and Brits abroad a couple years ago and I can confirm that the Brit girls loved the Yank guys.
>>53904682
I'm 21 and I feel like mine is already over.
>>53904664
Right? I'm loling at that thought right now.
>>53904724
That or he'd better be getting her off, so to speak, so that he can kill her himself.
>>53904545
Either this is the greatest meta-joke in 4chan history or Americans really are retarded.
>>53904725
Have you ever been out of country and recognized a Brit without actually speaking to them? The women I spoke to at pubs had been living in London for a little while and probably just initiated conversation with me because they wanted to interact with someone from back home.
Don't really understand why you wouldn't willingly be a cuck. Its really fun
My gf strictly fucked black guys before we met, but now she's trying to settle down with a successful man.
>>53904770
dont ask me f a m im just getting gwop
>>53904760
It was a joke, lad. Thanks for the compliment :D
>>53904615
That's pretty fitting.
American posters are like that guy who sees a funny scene in a movie and then goes about repeating lines from it for weeks afterward.
>>53904631
God Americans are so boring.
>>53904760
that was me. and it wasn't meta-joke
>>53904772
This to be honest. I honestly do find cuckoldry a turn-on and I really want to jack off while another dude fucks my gf. I don't know why it is seen as a sin on /int/.
>>53904787
fuck is gwop 2bh?
>>53904638
>Wait hold on a sec. How cucked must her husband be
>American
>>53904818
>fuck is gwop 2bh?
Short for guacamole I think.
>>53904818
wonga
>>53904831
Yeah, I know.
>>53904772
>>53904815
>yanks
>>53904641
You are simply wrong and i just knew that I would get replies from defensive Americans making up stories of how many British girls they fucked like it's supposed to offend me.
HORRIFIC BETRAYAL OF 1400 CHILDREN
>>53904846
>>53904831
>I'm not a cuckold
>>53904857
What's wrong with it?
>>53904863
Whoaaoaa you totally proved me wrong!!!!!
>>53904863
>YOU ARE WRONG BECAUSE I SAID SO
>>53904641
>NO I KNOW FROM """""""""""""""""PERSONAL EXPERIENCE""""""""""""""""""""""
I went to the supermarket in London and a qt British cashier noticed my accent and handed me her number. I proceeded to fuck her brains out the next day in a kinky hookup. I penetrated her ass, mouth, and pussy and she loved it. 10/10, would visit Britain again.
>>53904686
The southern drawl is an exception because it isn't overly exposed in your media.
>>53904868
get out of my country, Sven
>>53904933
>>53904933
>>53904940
Great, so I just have to imitate a southerner. Bitches won't know the difference.
>>53904741
They are more than welcome to them. Insulting our women doesn't work because we know they are awful.
would do terrible things in order to get a qt gf to cuddle with
>>53904978
This.
>>53904990
me on the right C:
>>53904990
What would you do for a personality?
Gf just sent me this
>>53904741
Likewise the American girls love the Brit guys. It's just a matter of different perspective/experiences/accent that the women like. Replace those two nationalities and the same thing would happen.
Y'alri lads? I'm doing a commute.
>>53905006
Call her a bitch my nigga homey
>>53905004
Until you wake up.
doing a depression
Four million migrants expected this year lads. German civil war when?
How come nobody has ever seen this "new" planet before
was it just hiding behind something the whole time
>>53905006
call her a nigga my bitch homey
http://strawpoll.me/6598959
http://strawpoll.me/6598959
http://strawpoll.me/6598959
>>53905012
hope youre wearing protection haha
>>53905005
Absolutely nothing.
>>53905006
seen
>>53905014
woof woof
>>53905024
why don't we just send the """"migrants"""" to this "new" planet
>>53905024
Would love to see that desu
>>53905016
wish I had a black gf
>>53904864
>You will nevar be American
hurrumph -_-
/brit/? More like /SHIT/!
call her a nigga my bitch homey
Smashed
>>53905036
Everything by Quentin Tarantino is shit.
le sigh
WAKE
ME
UP
>>53905028
Your mum was in the way.
CANT
WAKE
UP
>Everything by Quentin Tarantino is shit.
WEW, YANK INVASION
>>53905056
Literally every American wants to be Irish
>>53904903
I hope you got tested afterwards lad.
Much profound
>>53905062
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
I went to the supermarket in London and a qt British cashier noticed my accent and handed me her number. I proceeded to fuck her brains out the next day in a kinky hookup. I penetrated her ass, mouth, and pussy and she loved it. 10/10, would visit Britain again.
>>53905097
I don't. It'd be like being English, but worse
>>53904961
Pretty much.
>>53905069
why are you so mean
Call her a bitch my nigga homey
>>53905038
Yeah I slathered myself in bacon grease to keep the muzzies away.
I'm from Alaska, would that make British girls fuck me?
>tfw Planet X passes by Earth, beams up us indigo children and leaves the Normie's down here on Earth burning to death
>>53905137
He's British. British people are mean because they're ugly.
roll one
smoke one
when you live like this you’re supposed to party
roll one
smoke one
and we all just having fun
>>53905154
British women don't even know where Alaska is. All they know of is California, Texas, Florida, and New York. Also there is nothing sexy about Alaska from an international perspective
>>53905056
join the us military
quickest path to citizenship save marriage
Ffs lads just cummed in my boxers
>>53905154
Hang on, there's a British girl here, alaska
;)
Thinking of joining that dating site designed to set yank women up with British men.
Thoughts?
REALLY upset with the state of my life lads
might have to actually change something :((
>>53905199
Everything okay?
>>53905199
How about you change it by going back to /ausnz/ you fucking hillbilly?
>>53905199
maybe start going to church on sunday before the pub
>>53905024
>>53905109
got a nexus actually lad
>>53905206
yeah nah
>>53905207
yeah nah
>>53905208
yeah nah
What would little Aylan have done if he'd lived to grow up?
>>53905206
>>53905207
>>53905208
Fuck off Yanks
>>53905199
You literally live in a highly developed first world tropical paradise, everyone loves your country and culture, people are incredibly attractive.
You fucking ungrateful nigger.
>>53905178
Really? It seems like a place everyone would know about, 2bh
>>53905193
I'm thinking about doing the same on that website for British women looking for yank men.
>>53905231
nah, Im good
>>53905024
There are only like 15 million germans in their 20's and about a third of those are Turks
>>53905097
being irish is shite
>>53905218
Which one? I'm still rocking a 4. It's plenty fast but the battery has gone to shit. Debating getting a 6P or waiting 9 months for the next one.
winter gods are solving our aging population issue lads
>>53905233
You overestimate how well foreigners know American geography. There's nothing exceptional about Alaska to them. If anyone had any idea that Alaska was a state, they more than likely just brushed it off as being way up there by Canada. They're familiar with our mainstream culture and that's about it. California, Texas, Florida, New York.
>>53905172
True.
>>53905229
Wear a fedora apparently
>tfw 100% success rate asking girls out
>>53905232
b-but i don't have a job or friends :(((
Why are British people so ugly?
http://thetab.com/2015/07/16/british-people-ugly-45482
>>53905179
That only works when there's a war on, so hurry up and pick a fight with Iran.
>>53905285
0/0?
morning lads
>>53905247
last night i bond burger your sister? haha good one man
>>53905292
Fuck off and make your own thread for bait stuff like this.
>>53905285
its not 100% if you never asked anyone out you div
>>53905269
Hahahahahahaha
At least she let you down easy
>>53905274
Is this true Brits?
>>53905308
Kill yourself my man
>tfw only asked out two girls
>tfw one said no
>tfw the other went on two dates and then told me she was not interested
>>53905274
I unironically thought Alaska was a country until I was 16 xD
>>53905301
>>53905309
Ahahaha very good wasn't expecting that lads xD nah it's a low now number but not quite that low!
Hahaha still laughing at that though, excellent quip, I walked right into it!
>>53905237
>that website for British women looking for yank men.
That exists?
I ask because the British bull for American women one does legitimately exist.
datebritshmen.com
I was thinking of giving it a go.
>laying in bed shitposting while my gf sleeps in the nude next to me
She snores lightly
need a jgf
>>53905333
I ironically think it is a country.
Seriously though what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>53905339
haha good attitude to have man! i need to learn some discipline to get on your level.
You're a really good guy, you know that?
>>53905348
how big are her b00bs?
>>53905348
My gf has just woke up actually :))
let's play a game
>>53905268
6p. had a 5 but they upgraded me. not much difference t b h
>>53905316
The average Briton is retarded m8. They wouldn't know the difference between Alaska and baked Alaska.
>>53905356
Just goes to show how irrelevant america is to the powerhouse that is Australia.
>>53905372
The last time we played a game with you 6,000,000 people died.
>>53905292
Inbreeding 2bh.
>>53905372
tag you're it haha
https://soundcloud.com/kanyewest/real-friends-no-more-parties-in-la-snipped
hey this song by kanye west is really good, i think we should all take some time out of our busy lives and listen to it at least once xox haha
>>53905372
Who are you invading this time?
>>53905292
I don't understand why we're all so ugly desu, but I'm pretty tall and handsome so it doesn't matter to me.
Why are New Zealanders so ugly?
http://thetab.com/2015/07/16/new-zealand-people-ugly-45482
>>53905316
It is true of every non-American. America is New York, Texas and California. The rest is nomans land.
>>53905417
your pants
>>53905372
Monopoly
>>53905316
it is actually. i lived in america for a few years when i was a kid and think i must have got loads of my american knowledge then, cos i was talking to people at work who didn't know washington state and dc were different places on opposite sides of the country. thick cunts. where do they think frasier lives?
>>53905438
*salutes*
What happened to old Zealand desu lads?
>>53905429
Hot.
>>53905438
>>53905448
>where do they think frasier lives?
new york, probably
>>53905425
>America is New York, Texas and California.
That's a shame you disregard some of our beautiful lands.
>>53905448
Who's Frasier?
>>53905448
>People are thick cunts for not being experts in the geography of a country on the other side of the world
Wew lad, you're one thick fuck.
autism
>>53905504
Niles' brother
Lives in Chicago, or San Fransisco or someting like that
>>53905520
alri argentina
>>53905522
Who is Niles?
>why yes, I do listen to music that is produced in America
>>53905512
Who or what the fuck is frasier?
Fuck off Yank and go home.
>>53905539
frasier's brother lad
>>53905522
Did you know that the man who murdered Kelsey Grammer's dad was named Niles?
