one american cuisine please edition
>>53878687
fuck waifus
>yank namefag thread
Saged and abandoned
Someone make a new one
Kyary
>getting a spot on my face at the age of 24
when will this end?
fourth for blasting your hot cum in my hairy bro hole
>>53878687
Please stop making threadswith your nameon, it's annoying
>self-absorbed mick cunt edition
no
made diner
>>53878687
Who eats pears?
I can't remember the last time I had a pear.
Maisie
halo
>>53878837
better than apples
how can there be people that don't enjoy rap music?
Is it just because they hate the people doing it that they don't even give it a chance?
I guess this could be said for every genre but rap is really easy to get into
doing a massive anxiety
used to get riled up about feminism and lefties, but at the end of the day why even care?
bugger me bum n' fill it w/ cum, chum
I have so much garbage piling up, really need to take it out
gut is being a tad temperamental tonight
>>53878837
nice in a smoothie
>>53878886
>garbage
Why don't you take yourself out with it, yank scum.
caranimaizusersh
>>53878851
>no MICK'd watermark
shame on u
>>53878856
hideous
Kyary
New track preview with less moon babble over it:
https://youtu.be/hjgNgaC63zs?t=57s
Sounds like another banger.
*tsk* man shut up
>>53878800
Haha unlucky lad
I only started getting spots when I was 15 and even then I got like 1 per month, not even had one for about a year at this point.
Irish are subhuman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4QvXSpV8Ps
>>53878878
>because these are serious issues that will have dramatic implications for the future of mankind
>>53878657
Hmm, I'll look into it.
Trying to get my mum to report her work to HSE. She works in a care home, and the dickheads are claiming more money by saying they have the capacity to deal with people with actual dangerous mental conditions, instead of just dementia. Employees should get more pay because the care home is certified for that, but they don't because the management are pocketing the money.
>>53878886
I am unironically left leaning about everything except unregulated immigration
>>53878918
catholicism and sunnism are literally cancer 2bh
I remember tortilla chips with fake melted cheese on them and grape juice being an actual thing they served in my Elementary school in the US
>>53878963
did you just greentext fedora your own reply
>>53878938
LITERALY elevator music
>>53878833
wot made
>>53878942
tbqh I only get about 1 every 2 weeks, but it's still annoying af.
Are skin-care products just a meme? All I do currently is wash it was water (whilst showering).
>>53878869
I don't discriminate by genre, it's just that literally every rap song is just "muh dik nigga weed n hoez nigga sheeit kill whitey"
Now I'm not a nonce, but this (15 year old) girl is testing my convictions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSR304DfdEc
>>53878687
>American cuisine
In all honesty, though, Britain is a fucking dump. The average street is much more depressing than an average American street
t. Someone that travels to America several times a year for work
>>53878975
can't you make an anonymous report to the police or something like that
sound like utter scumbags 2bh
I'm going to the store, anyone want anything?
goddamn lads this new kanye x kendrick track is fire
>>53879008
yes I did
>I am unironically left leaning about everything except unregulated immigration
>>53879017
steak chips and pes
>>53879038
I like depressing streets with history though. American towns and cities look fucking soulless.
t. Someone who has never been to America
>>53879038
obviously never been to chicago
>>53878938
OOOOOPEEEEEEEEEENUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>53878869
YEAH YEAH YO
IM GONNA POP A NIGGA YO
IM GONNA SMOKE A BLUNT AND GET LIFTED YO
WEST SIDE
I SELL SO MANY DRUGS
I SELL SO MANY DRUGS AND I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY FROM IT
FUCKING HOES EVERY DAY UP IN DA CLUB WHEN IM SMOKING MY WEED
YEAH IM FUCKING RICH MANG
AND I DO DRUGS
THESE HOES AINT SHIT
IMA RICH NIGGA WITH DRUGS AND A GUN I DONT NEED NO BITCHES IN MY LIFE YO
-Every rap song ever
>oh fuckin bloody bugger me arse so dag'gum good, bruv, pound me bluddy shitter
>>53879002
>t. Anoushiravan Adams
I'm a woman hater
![Nu7pwLi[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nsjvY7M.png "Nu7pwLi[1].png")
>>53878774
>weebs
this misclick was very enlightening
watching babymetal concerts
incredibly odd
out of sauce but still got nachos left
gonna eat em as they are
wish me luck cucks
>>53879106
>dag'gum
What?
>>53879045
doesn't sound like they're doing anything illegal
>>53878869
I only like a few select rap tracks because the sound just has my head bobbing.
This one is a banger. Dat black man voice, dat bass. P good sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIJWIEWRK_I
People living in east London should be legally allowed to purchars and carry guns if they have no prior criminal convictions
>>53879038
I wouldn't say it's worse or better than the UK 2bh
t. lived and partially educated in the US
>I don't like rap music
>>53879146
damn good
my gf
>>53879121
Me too Tbh (desu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ2LehsA1dk
#rekt
>>53879149
>claiming more money from the government
>not using it as its intended
>>53879096
>People living in east London should be legally allowed to purchars and carry guns if they have no prior criminal convictions
poured myself a glass of jack daniels
>>53879140
nons
>>53879142
good luck
hope you have enough grape juice to wash it down with
>>53879146
>Piss in me hole, mate, piss in me bloody feckin' hole
>>53879130
>iqdb
What the hell even is the point?
>>53879088
t. lived on Gloucester Road for a semester
>>53879186
>u dont like mainstream coon tunes so u waz le wrong generatuon
lol
>>53878869
With a few exceptions (a lot of Jedi Mind Tricks stuff is alright) I dislike the style. British MCing comes from raves so emphasises flow more, which is better IMO.
Although there has recently been more hip-hop/trap influence on grime which has been terrible for the genre
>>53879002
t. Reza Calvin
Don't know how anyone can live like this desu. Dark, grey, cramped and decaying. Our streets are as wide as one half of American streets (inb4 fat jokes). Even shit areas are more open than ours
can all girls produce milk or is it just the pregnant/recently pregnant
>tfw there's a crisis of masculinity
>poured myself a glass of jack daniels
>i do poos
>>53879045
Could do, not a terrible idea.
The inspectors they have round are fucking useless, so I think reporting to a regulatory body is a good idea (one that isn't the sodding QCC)
>>53879200
https://youtu.be/WIKqgE4BwAY?t=2m37s
utterly bizzare
>>53879038
>t. Someone that has only been to nice places
I spent a matter of hours in Michigan and wanted to fucking end myself.
>>53879219
>Gloucester Road
Who?
>semester
Fuck off yank
>>53879208
No idea lad i've never used it
Do people actually think that it's weird or quirky that somehow they grew up listening to the music their parents liked?
>>53879198
Not as bad as folks say, but a good bourbon would have been better Tbh
>>53879202
im all out
gonna get some water
>>53878869
any rap made after about 2000 is just cringeworthy bollocks. and it's getting worse every year.
>>53879185
but what actual law are they breaking? surely they just get money from the government and can use it however they find is necessary
>>53878686
>>53879233
LOOAWWLZERS
>I restrict the type of music I listen to by language and genre
fucking plebs
When I think of IDM, or "intelligent music", I think about the average IDM beats. They tend to follow weird patterns and variations. The panning and tones go crazy, the speed of the beat and the drums are played are presented as if being created by a "thinking machine" off-top, thus the beat is almost "alive", creating patterns for itself.
This is why I love intelligent dance music
>>53879208
It's shit and never works, there is no point.
>>53879303
I saw you post this in the last thread and delete. Don't think you can escape ypour shame
>OI MATE JUST GIVE IT A RUFF POUNDIN, BROTHA, FUCKIN SHAG ME ARSE LIKE A CUNT
>>53879297
It's called fraud mate
>>53879274
Everyone is a special snowflake. Disney told us so
>>53879186
[spoiler]i actually like SOME rap music[/spoiler]
This is my favourite album right here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFO77h9aALs
>le wrong generation
Fuck off, I'm not a 13 year old music genius on YouTube.
>>53879246
>>53879246
>>53879246
boyos i need this vital info
>>53879246
They all can but it takes a while to get a girl to lactate if she's not pregnant
You'll have to suckle her for a while everyday to stimulate milk production
There's a lot of resources out there about how to get a girl to lactate if she's not pregnant or hasn't recently had a child
got a £770 pay rise today ads WAHEY
>>53878687
Is that a pot of jelly?
>I listen to IDM
>>53879276
gonna get some bulleit
>>53879297
well from the sounds of it they aren't carrying out what they agreed in order to get more money. That's pretty much benefit fraud (or whatever the business equivalent is) imho
i want to worship a girls bum
i did it lads
thanks 4 the support
>I spent a matter of hours in Michigan and wanted to fucking end myself.
>>53879373
Good choice
>>53879279
I used to think like this. All i'd listen to was wu-tang clan, a tribe called quest, de la soul, etc etc. And then i was like let me give kendrick lamar a try since everyone hypes him so much and turns out not all contemporary rap is terrible
>When I think of IDM, or "intelligent music", I think about the average IDM beats. They tend to follow weird patterns and variations. The panning and tones go crazy, the speed of the beat and the drums are played are presented as if being created by a "thinking machine" off-top, thus the beat is almost "alive", creating patterns for itself.
>This is why I love intelligent dance music
>>53879355
how do i get a tranny to lactate
>>53879352
>You can stimulate lactation by sucking the nipples for an extended period of time several times a day for a week or two, or by giving the girl hormones
full on nons
>>53879355
thanks i quit dairy but if i get a gf it would be nice to still have milk
lads someone post the purple haired BANKERS N BONUSES youtube link
>>53878687
Is this a cheap wine?
>>53878851
>I'm unironically racist
>>53879365
nacho sauce
time for dessert
I like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uELjQMXKMuo
This is undeniably shite and embarrassing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI
>>53878869
>>53878687
>yfw american burger """"cuisine""""" is still better than british """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""food""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>53879424
pretty funny plot twist bro
>And then i was like let me give kendrick lamar a try since everyone hypes him so much and turns out not all contemporary rap is terrible
>tfw you are not Adeptus Astartes
>tfw you will never fight xeno scum with your sworn battle brothers
>tfw you will never slay heretics in the God-Emperors name
born 38,000 years too early lads
>>53879162
W2C t-shirt?
>>53879436
>i believe that being offended gives me rights
Who here stuck in traffic because southerners can't drive in 3 inches of snow?
britain is just too fucking packed together. the hisroty is cool, but the grey skies and constant depression from everyone around it makes it fucking miserable.
Not to mention you really fucking do see pakis every block, thought it was just a meme.
Would visit again, but would never willingly live there. I guess I would live there over a ton of places in america, but the nice places in america are just so much nicer
>>53879426
the finest california wine
>>53879451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzbdBk6XQ6Y
shits on both
>>53879004
Kill yourself, yank.
>me shite-filled arsecunt fills w/ the seed of me fellow man
Why do the Welsh keep voting for Labour?
Labour could literally sit in their underwear watching Jeremy Kyle all year and the Welsh will still vote for labour without question. Wales is run by labour and it's never improved. It's still an impoverished shithole stuck in the 70s.
I'm not necessarily against labour just because they're labour. I just don't understand why the Welsh religiously vote labour despite them having never done a thing to improve the place
rap is fucking shit
>any spare change mate?
>>53879427
how does one celebrate st. georges day?
do you encourage mass rape of young british girls or stand idly by as a british citizen of african extract beheads one of your armed forces
would go to a babymetal concert for the bantz desu
>>53879038
Here's your (you).
Why do the Welsh keep voting for Labour?
>>53879485
>>53879554
>medals on the wrong side
triggered
>>53879480
Kendrick Lamar, Kid Cudi and Chance the Rapper are for fedora tipping niggers
![DIA[다이아] 내 친구의 남자친구 M V.webm](https://i.imgur.com/QDNS4dH.jpg "DIA[다이아] 내 친구의 남자친구 M V.webm")
alri lads
>>53879537
iirc Anglesey is Plaid Cymru
>good'een to thee sirrah. from whence came you pray tell? for i hail from Italy, or l'Italia, as it is so often known
Nothing more pointless than arguing about pop music
it takes no effort to listen to.
Arguing about a good art form like literature is a better use of time, though still pointless ultimately.
>>53879494
American highways look so comfy to drive along mang
>>53879554
>ywn wear a red tunic in battle
just end it senpai
>rap is fucking shit
>>53879038
I don't understand, is that a scone and mash in KFC?
didnt get a single bleeding (you) for my poem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAe3zWGLcw0
fucking bang on
Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_DTQaqvtcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_DTQaqvtcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_DTQaqvtcU
>>53879582
mega ultranonse
>>53879537
BANKERS
O
N
U
S
E
S
And because we have a two party system. Labour is seen as working class, conservatives are not
don't want to do any school work today but I have to desu
Sorry
>>53879646
They do mashed potatoes
And that's a "biscuit", sort of like a scone without the sugar or currants
>>53879626
Our interstate/highway system is pretty good
Thanks Eisenhower
considering going to bluewater for the sole purpose of eating five guys
>>53879498
Their landscapes are terrible. As someone who loves cross country skiing, hiking, rock climbing, and visiting national parks, I would kill myself before living in that flat dull grey land.
Post good music lads
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYT79tPvLg
Me dancing to IDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqiMITC0YRk
>>53879681
>>53879647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>53879646
The scone is a "biscuit"
>>53879516
Well that's not rap you weapon, lucky for you I like jungle or else I would have stomped you under my boot like a cockroach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M8lSJDEe3c
>>53879537
only cardiff desu
>I want you to stomp me bollocks, shite in my bloody mouth then fuck my arse raw
>>53879274
Those type of people have only been exposed to two types of music; the mainstream music everyone they know listens to and the formerly popular music that their parents listened to. They listen to their parents music to appear like a unique and special.
t. Literal special snowflake
However I evolved to listening to obscure musicians a few years ago
>>53879681
what are they gonna do? its twitter not their own forum kek
>>53879683
Why are americans obsessed with mashed potato?
>>53879647
It was very good, didn't occur to me to respond desu
>>53879692
fuck off murderer
>>53879692
Bender haha
thats all folks
>>53879697
lily allen is an underrated waifu
gonna make an easy 1000 bucks lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNzTUdOHm9A
>>53879697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixL_jmGRDXY
>>53879736
>i used to listen to what my parents liked, now i listen to what /mu/ likes and this makes me a superior human being
>>53879748
smashed taters is good senpai
>>53879411
hope (s)he is on hormone therapy and constantly stimulate h(er/is) nipples
>>53879695
On the plus side you can fly to Norway or w/e for fuck all and see sights there, but yes England and Wales don't have interesting landscapes.
>>53879761
Wow you're literally in high school. How are you not chattin shit with all your mates at lunch? Those were prime banter hours.
>However I evolved to listening to obscure musicians a few years ago
>>53879762
Reminder you are only white if you live in a light blue zone.
>>53879748
Its a southern thing
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1453316750389.webm
>>53879726
biscuits=/=scones
biscuits are salty and buttery and served with gravy
Getting my bings and bongs mixed up 2bh lads
how many extra flags users are on /brit/?
>>53879582
Already considered it myself previously.
Meetup number 2? ;^)
>>53879626
Depends on where you are I suppose but when I was there the road surface was shit and covered in bits of tires and dead animals. Also the standard of driving ability is noticeably lower. The nice ones are probably breddy gud though.
>>53879326
I see that you still use words with disregard to their meaning.
>However I evolved to listening to obscure musicians a few years ago
>>53879554
not for you, baby killer
>be american
>takes 2 days to get to anywhere good in your country
>>53879762
I've been to 31 US states and you couldn't pay me to live anywhere in the south, the summer heat is unbearable for a white person
>>53879771
Hate /mu/ desu they're all stuck up as fuck
Only go their once a week or so for /shugaze/ and to go through the share threads
>>53879802
dont be mean he's a yank high schooler thererfore may go on a shooting spree if agitated
>>53879802
soft cunts and niggers are all that come here
>>53879797
I'm the anon that started the complaints about Wales/Britain, but to be fair, Wales does have some great landscapes. They're all the same, but great. It's the towns and """cities""" that are depressing
>>53879858
i agree
>>53879864
le fox and le grapes
>>53879274
>>53879736
Used to listen to 80s music in the car with mum all the time when I was young. Probably why I love 80s music now.
Taste in music has changed massively over the years though. Not very good on genres, but started getting into ambient and electronic stuff ever since I bought a synth. Still listen to classical and metal a lot though. Black metal and folk metal though. I find standard 'metal' fucking boring now desu
>>53879807
>scotland
>not white
>iceland
>not white
>france
>white
>sweden
>white
>finland
>white
>ireland
>not white
>I want AIDS. I need it NOW. I fucking NEED you to bugger the bug into me bum, lad. Let me feel that poz goop dripping from me boicunt like the precum from my dicklet just thinkin' o'it. Fuck me, fuck me sick, I need that nasty gift
dancing all night
everythings all right
I get more fucking fedoras than (you)s these days
Does anyone work remotely? Something remotely? like, remote work? remote control?
who /BLACKFUCKINGMETAL/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAajs4oMbpg
>>53879393
Michigan ruined the pasty, fuck them.
>>53879864
Says the guy who's sitting by himself and posting on 4chan
>>53879697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJCwfjl_sXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZB8_RMwFfI
>>53879797
>>53879695
But we have green and pleasant land
And that's all I ever need.
>>53879874
I love our landscapes don't get me wrong, was just in comparison to what that anon was talking about, with massive mountains and valleys.
A lot of Britain looks the same with just rolling hills, fields and villages, but I love that.
>>53879922
i operate machines from home desu
>>53879929
What an abomination.
me and the gf
>>53878869
I don't like the people making it. I don't like the way they look and speak
I also don't relate to the messages and images expressed. Angry young inner city men on the dole should all be locked up or conscripted into the armed forces in my opinion, why would I want to share in their lifestyle of aggression, petty crime and drug taking? Because that's all rap is about
Also the people who like it tend to be fucking normie dickheads
>Music from our current year is always superior and this opinion will remain unchallenged for the rest of human history
>>53879807
>t. Ahmed bin Abdul al-Britanni
I think you will find the white people live in the dark blue areas
>>53879436
Yanks really are the worst posters.
>>53879929
Reporting in
>>53879952
Based you. Love that album.
>>53879863
*shoots ur school*
>>53879906
le what
>>53879943
yank kids are irritatin tee bee haich
>>53879855
>be British
>can't even drive for more than 4 hours without driving into the sea
long drives are top tier banter or music enjoyment times
>>53879987
>that pic
Seen it countless times but i'm still taken aback at how repulsive it is each time.
Why don't we all just get along? Us Anglos need to stick together in these times
>>53879999
>Please, God, please let me taste your filthy spunk
New gimmick :
we quote random posts with "haha alri paki xx" to get a rise out of people
>>53879477
Italians can't even shitpost properly.
Had a giggle, hope you lads do as well :-)
>>53880013
We're music doppelgängers pham
want to hit someone again
>>53880073
haha alri paki xx
>>53880069
All the yanks need to go except for me
>>53880079
haha alri paki xx
>>53880069
>anglocucks
fuck off
do brits actually believe the Irish aren't Anglo?
>>53880069
>yanks
>anglo
They're ethnically more likely to be german
