Alimony edition
who here /gotupat4pm/
Maisie
>live in chiang mai for 5 years
>come back with enough to buy a 3 bed house
nice plan tb h desu
going for a scan tomorrow lads
crayon pop
Brendan Frasers my step dad
AMA
no, I don't call him "dad", he's just Ben
Reminder that ugly tomboys belong in the bin.
what does death feel like is it warm and comfy?
>>53875540
5pm here senpai
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35363865
kpop desu lads
Alimony you say?
http://youtu.be/SaC-2lj6HNg
>>53875590
it feels like nothing you have felt before
t. have died
50K A MONTH
>>53875607
slightly bent haha
Haha a did a banter lads
Japanese hackers please rip the Kyary model so I can enhance my derangement.
https://youtu.be/D891gkTBpF8?t=2m13s
what happened to keiko lad
Going to Scan tomorrow, want anything lads?
My life is going nowhere, I'm considering doing something in the army. I'm 28 and 33 seems to be the cut off age for most of the jobs so it doesn't seem too late. Anyone have any insights into this? Is it a good idea and what sort of position should I apply for?
http://www.army.mod.uk/join/Careers-in-the-Army.aspx
>>53875666
cringe-worthy
"What I'm about to do will shock you"
Yet spake the horse, "I will not stop you"
And from his crown burst golden rays
In shock, our horsey reared and brayed
>>53875486
What is is like living in Britian, is the nanny state overbearing or just blown out of proportion?
>>53875666
Now ask if she'll stick her finger up your bum
>>53875678
bullied him off the playing field
>>53875687
New graphics card please
>>53875692
Come on Jihad with poleaboo instead
>>53875744
going to murder you off the playing field
>>53875674
ill do it when im there haha
>>53875720
>implying girls don't like shite patter like that
>>53875747
Which one la?
>>53875607
>there will never be an official addicted to memes
>>53875486
Cuck my life into pieces, this is my last pay stub
>>53875735
It's pretty bad but we've learned how to distract ourselves
>>53875753
explain
>>53875785
Whatever the best one is desu, don't follow that shite anymore
>>53875687
Physics card
>>53875820
Voodoo 3, then
>>53875829
Alri Ageia
decided yellow-chan is the best crayon pop
>>53875771
So you're still going? How's plans?
how does Brendy Fraser afford the alimony
"Do not despair, my faithful child,
Find your courage, be not wild"
When horse saw Father's blazing sword
He knew that he beheld the Lord
What is this accent please ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGX6lqkeevE
>>53875810
why don't your chavs riot against the muslims? They don't have anything to lose.
MAHOOSIVE CHOOON
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YMogAip33y
>>53875881
have got it all planned (ie hotels) just need to do the actual booking desu.
Keep putting it off, might do a yolo later
>>53875888
northern irish
>had a job interview today
>broken sleep, woke up at 5am and couldn't get back to sleep
>instantly shitting myself about the interview
>belly was in so many knots it was physically hurting
>punched myself in the face a few times
>had a smoke
>try to sit down, can't
>had another smoke
>try to sit down and calm down again, can't
>do another smoke
>start retching and almost throw up
>fuck off the interview and stay at home
>start feeling guilty and angry at myself, punch myself and a few walls, fucked yo my hand
>browse /brit/ for the rest of the day
How was your day, lads?
>>53875888
british :)
>>53875971
Thanks
>>53875817
Think it speaks for itself
Meet him at the crossing
>>53875888
I have no idea what happened
>>53875619
oneitis likes all my stuff but i never like hers ha
>>53875982
yeah iktf
I used to wear gucci
>>53875879
Liked the blue one but Craypoplad's posts have been shifting my opinions to agree with you.
>>53875933
VERY nice
VERY jealous
VERY having a cry
>But the committee referred to the conclusion of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs (ACMD) that the misuse of poppers was "not seen to be capable of having harmful effects sufficient to constitute a societal problem".
neither does half the shite you've got banned you clueless cunts
piss all over my niggers
piss all over my FUCKING niggers
getting blurry benzo eye again. why is it always my left eye, why do i only get headaches on my left, and why is it my right ear that goes momentarily deaf when i get a tinnitus attack?
Now that I'm a wage slave, I miss all spontaneous music recommendations on /brit/.
Give me the low down
I bet she's a wonderful sweet person IRL, you can tell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-v4x2z2DHw
Oneitis is probably snapchatting some rugby cunt nudes
>>53876066
but youve been before havent you petlet
>tfw can sometimes hear clicking inside my skull when I walk around
what the fuck, either I'm dying or I have spiders inside my head
Dinner lads
![geow[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q3hE1Gx.jpg "geow[1].jpg")
Try and stop me
"I am he," the priest confirmed,
"The son of God, in layman's terms"
Horse froze up, assumed the worst-y
For murder, God could show no mercy
>>53876164
are you gonna eat a memory stick
>>53876161
go to a doctor
>>53875666
What was your bio satan ?
>>53876164
manchild/10
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD6Pq0bSMPo
>>53876147
learn to hate the object of your obsession for corrupting your mind and draining it of vital energy. if you can't have her why should anyone else?
>>53876111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLulItixzUo
ari
>>53876218
Born too late to explore the world
Born too early to explore the Galaxy
Born just in time to browse dank Tinder profiles
6"3
>>53876277
alri' elliot
@53876302
FOAKYSYC
>tfw normies accused you of being "evil" and a "satanist" in secondary school
REEEEEEE
I was just fucking quiet, just because I don't talk doesn't mean I'm planning on murdering you.
really hate people that swear with no reason
its alright amongst friends but random swearing just baka
>>53876152
Indeed but I still yearn to go again. Plus I wasn't into anywhere near as much Jap shite as I am now so it sort of feels like I timed it wrong.
>>53876164
heres mine
>>53876307
>6"3
cheeky
The Lord descended back to Earth
Spake he, "prepare to witness birth"
As horsey watched, the water swirled
And split into a thousand pearls
>normies accused you of being "evil" and a "satanist" in secondary school
>>53876218
me names deano 26 years young aha
up for a bit a banter and a good laugh
maybe a shag too (wink emoji)
>>53876307
Terrible
>20 asda donuts for £1
it's gonna be a good night tonight lads
>>53876282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11gDvO_-v24
>>53876380
it works though mate
When you go to the club with the lads are you supposed to dance with your lads or go grind on other people and hope they wanna dance with you?
Keep in mind the club is basically packed
>>53875982
Poor baby.
This is for my ravers
Wavey gang
hate the arrogance of religious people
>>53876422
your supposed to grind on your lads
>>53876422
go to the toilets and snort enough drone to make your eyeballs vibrate
>>53876164
>having a keyboard font that edgy
FUCKING SHIT ASS PISSS OOHH GOD THANK YOU
hate the arrogance of atheists
LSD is the antidote to nuclear annihilation
>hate the arrogance of religious people
send irn bru
im having withdrawel
>>53876218
Hello, my name is [my name]
I like anime and video games, I don't go out much so if you're an antisocial loser like me, you could be my first gf haha
^literally mine
Get about 3 matches per day haha
>>53876325
yeah really fucks me off
these boots are made for walking
>>53876564
we are amongst friends here :)
hate the arrogance of students
Saw oneitis without make up and she looked like a melted boot.
Not sure how to feel
>>53876336
fair do's. would possibly go myself but not overall fussed as modern jap culture genuinely does my braincase in tbvfwymd (acronymn for the phrase "to be very frank with you my dear")
>>53876539
*passes you the irn bru*
POO OUT MY WILLY
PEE OUT MY BUM
TUG ON MY BOLLOCKS
AND MAKE ME CUM
>>53876621
>>53876620
>2 austrians post at the exact same second
HALLO MEIN FREUNDE!
Where's that Canadian twat? Need to show him what a real neurofunk choon tastes like.
https://youtu.be/I-Os26hJiVo
Spake Jesus, "These belong to you,
So take them home, and start anew"
"But what of my sins?" Spake the horse
"How could I deserve this gorse?"
http://strawpoll.me/6593671
>>53876637
thanks lad
*goes to chipper across the road*
*gets some tako chips*
wahey
>>53876654
based /rural/
if i wanted humor id ask how many scoops you do
>>53876715
i just eat the whole tub
We're losing too
Rate my tinder bio:
I'm 6'3'', fashionable, and into fitness.
Only message me if you are trying to get this dick ASAP
>going to clubs
haha i remember when i was a kid, fortunately i grew up when i hit 23
If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
>>53876654
BASED NORTHERNERS
how can southerners say the north is full of pakis? It so obviously isn't. Then in the same breath they talk about how shit the North is, then why would pakis move here if it was shit? Surely they'd move to the south where the streets are apparently lined with gold.
North: 1
South: 0
Yung Leans doing a show in London and then Manchester
hype as fuck
wish he'd come to leeds tho
my daddy's dick is so fucking huge
>girls wank to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5GyNDMPdlg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5GyNDMPdlg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5GyNDMPdlg
>>53876754
consider those time dubs checked lid
>>53876741
CMON
>>53876665
'ello
>I will vote to stay in the EU
>>53876795
is it wanking if its a girl?
>>53876774
where i get the tickets senpai
oh yeah pound me bum, lads POUND ME FUCKIN BUM
>its a north vs south episode
What do you lads think of the new haircut?
>>53876871
you look like a pretty sexy lad good one
>>53876871
i like it
>>53876868
POUND MY FUCKING BUM LADDD
>>53876871
reckon i could knock you out in one dig, rat boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzR_J6Hrrr4
>>53876849
why not
>>53876871
what hair product do you use? im liking it 2bh
>>53876871
Put your eyebrow down nance
>>53876871
Look like a ventriloquist puppet
>>53876871
I bet you're not even a virgin
Everyone knows beef needs seasoning
Are there any stereotypes about Austria in the UK? What do your people know about Austria?
>I won't vote for the brexit
>reckon i could knock you out in one dig, rat boy
>>53876944
good for shrimp on barbies
>>53876944
Clocks and mountains
I might be thinking about Switzerland though
>>53876868
mfw
>why yes I will be voting to leave the EU
>he votes labour
>>53876969
all my gfs in the background
>>53876944
literally the only thing i know about your country is that hitler was born there
*walks into the chipper*
whatll it be matey o?
>>53876996
>only UKIP voters want to leave the EU
>>53877043
one pound pizza please mate
>>53876338
Where is the meat? You could at least have fried an egg.
you jelly poortherners? only £1000/month
>>53876944
pretty villages, alpine foothills and mountains, yodelling. then there's the incest rape and transvestite guy
might make dinner again
>>53877043
>chipper
its a chippy you moron
>>53877043
>Chipper
it's chippy
>>53876984
We have those. Ours are better though.
>>53876892
>>53876901
>>53876918
>>53876930
>tfw it isn't even me, just some random lad
>tfw he gets infinitely more praise than I would
>tfw I am a virgin
>>53876944
Hitler and Fritzl
>>53876621
mine looks like an ugly 12 year old boy
>>53876539
So who are you, what is your gimmick?
Are you another Briton in yankland because we have several others already so your gimmick potential is low.
>>53877097
>>53877112
are ya orderin or semanticizin ya spastics
>>53877112
>>53877097
mongs.
>>53877043
meant to go to the snackbar m'bad
>>53876986
>tfw know a girl who looks so similar to her
>>53876944
wittgenstein
can I have some music recommendations that are not edgy americrap
>>53877167
im irish in yankland
i get memed to death if i say it thougg
>>53877043
can i have a glass of water?
>>53876851
being released friday nigga
>>53876654
The BBC really does need to be abolished.
>can I have some music recommendations that are not edgy americrap
>>53877216
coeur de pirate
>>53877235
Hope you like Fox News
>>53877216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HkUE5xEkKo
Can't wait till the world economy goes tits up and all the middle class Tory wankers lose all their money
any chance I pull while in london? or are the white people too good looking there
>>53876700
That was all gibberish.
>>53877269
>coeur de pirate
her duet with lights was comfy af
>>53877229
we only do bottled water here lad
>The BBC really does need to be abolished.
need some good goa trance
>>53877284
can I have some music recommendations that are not arty hipster pish
>>53877216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDWgsQhbaqU
>Can't wait till the world economy goes tits up and all the middle class Tory wankers lose all their money
Best supermarket in Britain? Tesco?
>can I have some music recommendations that are not arty hipster pish
>>53876733
You used to post that with your name on 2 years ago, Riley.
>>53877294
The middle class did nothing wrong.
The middle class is the only thing bridging the gap between peasants and the elite.
The elite want to eradicate the middle class. The middle class wasn't planned and they want it gone.
>>53877347
only one afaik
theres dunnes stores in ireland also
why do poor people bite the hand that feeds
ever have a dream about a girl you dont really know very well but wake up in love with her?
had that last night
>>53877325
search alienn or stereopanic
>The elite want to eradicate the middle class. The middle class wasn't planned and they want it gone.
>>53877347
Marks & Spencers
https://youtu.be/RRxRX6Mr3Lk?t=8
me and the lads!!!!!11
>>53876795
Oh fuck, this gives me uncanny valley.
Hey Miami, Omi's back in town lookin for the lead girl for his new hula hoop video. If you think you got what it takes, be at the spot by three. Good luck.
>>53877347
Waitrose
>>53877347
Waitrose
>>53876849
A woman masturbating is called frigging.
filtering namefags only gives them more attention FFS TOO DISTRACTING AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>53877347
londis
>>53877383
spite and envy
>>53877361
The middle class are cancerous twats bleeding our country dry
>>53877216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfbgLeCHJGk
>>53877421
Don't do that. Proper /wsg/ etiquette is to post the webm url instead of linking.
eg. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1453313782480.webm
>the poop my niggers and a niggers niggers poop poop
>>53876944
>>53877483
>reading The Sun
Hate students
>>53877550
That's what middle class cunts read
>>53877552
me on the right using my phone
the english girl's cute desu
>>53877043
>Chippy
>Pakis
>singing/mumbling young thug songs all day
>probably sound like a nutter just saying the same line over and over
Rough in these streets 2bh
>>53877483
No, not the elite. The upper class. It's the poor people working their way up to a better life. Fugg da middle class evil wankers those middle class running the banks
anyone know what song's in this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2xuKHyCREo
dont have shazam
>There are pale white girls who will die without being blacked
ffs what a waste
>Oh, yeah, rub a dub dub my cock, bro
who is the biggest fuck up here?
>>53877599
fuck'em ysl for life
>>53877174
Rasheed.
>>53877608
It's got words lad come on.
>>53877634
piss pisssssssssssssssss
>>53877634
Definitely me
>>53876944
Everybody acknowledges that Vienna is a beautiful city
Mountains, yodeling, small villages, high quality of life, blonde people, rich
planetary alignment in the morning lids
>>53877613
>tfw never going to get with a white girl
>either think I'm not worthy or fear they've been blacked
just going to marry my first and only gf instead
she's latina
>>53877634
ribena
who /lucky/ here
>>53875607
wow
>>53877223
Northern Irish or Southern Irish?
>>53877669
Is that the one with the canals? Seems like a hassle
>>53877216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boc07tF1fDI
>Wales is NOT included in the Union Jack
hahaha
>>53877608
why are you watching videos of people playing video games
Good site, lads
http://cumdrippingbears.tumblr.com/
>>53877719
Wales wasn't a country when the flag was made
>>53877701
republic (laois)
donut meme me with muh heritage im sick of it
>>53877659
yeah fair point
just tryna get /brit/ more into halo 2bh
>>53877736
because that is what i like to do
