ITT: It's 50 BCE in your country
What happens to you?
>>53847906
get eaten by t-rex
War against R**ans
>>53847906
I go out to rape homo-sapien bitches with my neanderbros
yes
yeeesss
YEEEESSS
ahahah
ahahahahahah
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>53847906
I drown.
>>53848209
you would be enslaved and put in gladiator arena to fight for the amusement of your latin masters you italian germanic rapebaby
>>53847906
dragons and shit
>>53847906
WE OLMECS NOW
>>53848593
Was Freia raped?if yes nordics are cucks since the begining of times
>>53847906
surrender
>>53847906
We would have 7 years of peace left until the Romans arrived.
>>53848648
no, she was promised as wife to a giant by her sister I think
>>53848716
literally sent to the breeding ground
>>53848716
cucks
Get killed by Indians.
>>53847906
Get scared by massive fucking birds
>>53848661
We got invaded by Caesar 4 years ago
>>53848916
Caesar deserted what he conquered m8.
>>53847906
Get eaten by a haast's eagle
UNGA BUNGA ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
>>53847906
get killed by dinosaurs
eagle bring song of rain from over mountain
we smokum peace pipe heyahoya
>>53848654
Iberia strong, fuck romanus
>trees everywhere
>die
>>53848611
Isn't 50 BCE a little late for Olmecs?
>>53849403
They already controlled most of your shitty peninsula by 50bc
>>53847906
Chill with my other Tequesta bros
We won't develop archery, thatched roofs, or permanent villages for another few centuries, but we've got a really awesome circle that our ancestors built.
Recently, some guys from the islands have been bringing over seeds from Mexico on canoes. But if you ask me, real men can live off of fish and berries alone.
>>53848593
In the first century BC did you guys even have widespread metal tools?
Was ancient Scandinavia in any way more developed than West Africa at the same time?
DEY WALLY WANGA NOONGAH RAINBOW SNAKE
>>53849838
Not scandi but during pre-roman iron age (500 bc - 50 ad) iron working was already a thing in and around the baltic sea.
>>53848574
someone's jelly
>>53850104
That was true in Africa at the time. How sophisticated was this iron-working? Were villages permanent?
>>53850244
m8, Scandis literally sat on some of the richest iron veins in Europe so their iron working was quite advanced. Also agriculture was commonplace so the villages were quite stationary.
>>53847906
There was no one here
>>53847906
ima get dat jessus boipussey
>>53847906
>tfw cucked by semites and italians
>tfw no comfy non-indo-european realm to live in
Dreamtime
>>53848889
so nothings changed?
>ywn become a god among a Native tribe, giving out my advanced knowledge of medicine and tools in return for boipussy
>>53850632
> advanced knowledge of medicine and tools
what knowledge do you have on these subjects?
I eat a balanced diet of moths, possum, and some wild berries and roots.
Everyone gives me weird looks for being a whitefella. I weave a grass fedora and tip it like a gubba.
We mayas n shied
>>53850692
I took a 3-month wilderness program a few years ago that taught me a lot about survival, including some first aid/medicine stuff. Probably enough to be considered a magic man by their standards, if they don't kill me off the bat for looking so different
>>53847906
URGGGG GAH DAH BLANCO SOY
![1920px-Viking_longship[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FmNBpvy.png "1920px-Viking_longship[1].png")
>>53850244
Villages were permanent. According to Tacitus and Pliny the elder, both writing in the first century AD, the Swedes were a powerful tribe with 500 villages. They were ruled by kings and were distinguished not only for their arms and men, but also for their powerful fleet consisting of ships with prows in both ends.
>>53847906
I freeze to death
Get shot.
>>53847906
>Be in the richest province of the empire
>homosex at the baths everyday
>god tier wine and agriculture
Where do I sign?
Cultured shithole.
ancient aliens put my ass to work on their pyramids n' shit
nothing really around. Maybe be a ice-age tier hunter gatherer clan that somehow got lost and haven't migrated south yet
Freeze to death. What the fuck am i doing in this snowy wasteland? Why did the cruel gods transport me here?
Freeze to death, or maybe get eaten by a bear before that.
we are getting mentioned 400 years later and enter europe 600 years later
damn, slavs are pretty young..
I think Pompeius vs Caesar and shit.
Also, invent fire and fight dinosaurs.
>>53849838
Yes, Nordic Bronze Age starts approx. 1700BC, Iron Age begins around 500BC and lasts until like 800AD (at which point WE BECUMZ VIKINGS 'N SHEIT)
At least our internet stays at the same speed.
Freeze to death desu
probably worshipping one of the 1000 gods in anatolia while looking like a dumb fag with a cheesy corn chip beard.
>>53854110
Ad for sophistication, the buildings look like shit and are "hut-like", but it's not like they're mudhuts or whatever, more like large log cabins. The building technique is pretty sophisticated and is still used today, just with more advanced materials for roofs and insulation (moss was used in those days).
I'd have an entire country to myself, NZ is easymode for a survival situation
>>53848209
same here F A M
I live in Portland Oregon, so it's fishing villages for me.
Dank memes and civilization desu
>>53847906
The Muslims took over already?
>>53847906
RULE MY ROMAN EMPIRE!
>>53847906
Surrounded by swarthy Moolay tribes.
>invent alcohol and use it to subjugate the Aboriginal population
>hunt megafuana to extinction with my aboriginal bros
>rule Australia as the Ghost King, Lord of all Coons
>>53849313
I always wondered if they translated the puns like in "babaorum; petibonum" etc
Damn there are so much of them in the comics that reading them without understanding French you must lose a lot of the good stuff
>>53848209
He said 50 BCE you retard
That was tens of thousands of years before the romans
>>53857783
That was 23 years before the Romans, not tens of thousands
>>53857851
Shut up
YESSSSSS
Smoke spirit grass with my native american brothers or something
Sounds cozy to be honest
>>53858542
>no provinces of Mesopotamia or Assyria
>taking Somalia instead
>>53858542
WE :D
>>53857783
>American education
>>53858647
t. mad Attila
>>53847906
Nothing
Only savages here.
Wait 50 years to put some faggot on a cross
>>53857783
Holy shit. >American education isn't just a meme
>>53857783
>50 BCE
>BCE
Before christian era
>>53848209
You would statistically be a slave
>>53847906
Hunted by abos for being a "ghost man" or some shit
I shit on the floor of my house next to my bed without being judged.
>>53848209
Fucking hate you
>>53848648
Freyja wasn't human and we didn't even exist. Heimdallr created us.
>>53859156
t. Illyr Hoxha
>>53857781
Yes they did.
Like Idéfix -> Dogmatix
Panoramix -> Getafix
It sounds weird to us since we're used to the French names, but they did a good job with the puns.
>>53847906
Making metal work and breeding dags, growing crops, bit of woodworking, trading with Gauls, Greeks, Romans and whatnot. Comfy.
>>53847906
I'm an elf because humans didn't populate this island until later.
>>53859300
i'm an elf too..
>>53849403
What was in Iberia before the Romans got there?
>>53858850
Before Common Era, actually.
uga chaka uga chaka
>>53850870
I'd imagine actual wilderness survivors have more knowledge about wilderness survival than you, who took a course.
You'd have a better time introducing them to more abstract concepts, like theater, drama, board games, optical illusions and such, that are common sense to us today.
>>53847906
Rule over the abos with my superior intellect
I will teach them to never ever fucking huff petrol and hopefully it will stick
join the superior akkadian civilization that my ancestors started
jk i'll be cucked under aryan scum
>>53847906
>BCE
What memery is this?
>>53851814
WUZ
>>53858919
I wouldn't mind be a roman slave tbqh pham. Maybe not in a mine or something but in a nice comfy villa.
>>53860144
i'd rather the mines than being the master's boypussy/cumdumbster
>>53847906
not much, romans won't invade my region till 25 BC.
>>53847906
I await birth
I get real good at throwing sticks
UNGQ BUNGO ROCKSTOP
>>53858649
>>53858797
>>53858797
>third worlders' bait detection apparatus
We Gallo-Roman now.
Sparta ain't free. the tree of oligarchy gotta be litterd with blod of Persians.
Athenians aka ''Gaythenians'' are not our allies they're stuipd shitpostres and probaly faggots as well :DD.LEONIDAS and demophilus not XERXES and hydarnes.ok. praise zeus.
>>53860915
Fuck I though OP said 500 bc.
Well we Romans now.
>People pretending they're gaulish
Haha, it's sooo -50BC, like just evolve haha
SPQR
P
Q
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TFW when there is 800 years until viking age starts
