bullying edition
Cara
>>53812565
good post
My farts are sour what do?
Aye-aye-aye, your eyes hypnotise
/lat/
Jobcentre course again lads. I'm so far ahead of all the mongs here. They averaged typing 20 words per minute, I got 80. Pisstake that I have to be here really.
>>53812621
Get a job then you mollusk
Finished reading Matthew in the Bible lads.
Was really disappointing.
>>53812530
i want to bully a brit neet
>>53812671
I'm both a NEET and a Brit, you can bully me
>>53812647
That's that idea. I want to get a job but never get any responses
>>53812530
Destroy anime
>>53812671
that's me
>>53812696
guess you're not as far ahead as you think haha
update: this poo is like a 2000° solid rock lads
really going to have to put all my skills to the test to get this bad boy in the water
>>53812695
how is the NEET life, how did you become a NEET?
>>53812723
Nobody cares. Go back to /aus/ you dumb fag.
>>53812737
Got kicked out of college for not turning up
Too lazy/autistic to get a job/apprenticeship
>>53812765
think i'll end up a NEET soon
doing shit in uni, and cba doing anything at all atm
Unironically used to self harm haha
Used to burn and cut my arms, haha what am I like, eh?
>>53812811
LONDON
>>53812836
[spoiler]im a ""man""[/spoiler]
>>53812811
I used to tell everyone at school I self harmed so they'd pity me and be nice to me but never actually did
>>53812747
go to bed you fucking neet loser
mmm that dat deep shittt huh
No racismo
>>53812854
D E V I L I S H
What can change the nature of a man?
>>53812853
Such blatant and desperate pleas for attention combined with a complete lack of aforethought or responsibility suggest otherwise, Dorothy
NUKE LONDON NOW
NUKE IT FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
PLEASE FUCKING NUKE LONDON
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/41mta6/donald_trump_branded_a_fool_buffoon_and_wazzock/cz3rw03?context=3
Polish girls, nah not a fan
>>53812879
I'd prefer people be cringeworthy but in a positive way rather than cringeworthy in a wigger or something kind of way
>>53812918
Rorke
>>53812899
Hence why I put "man" in not one, but two quotation marks
Why does no one ever call out Muslims on homophobia?
>>53812854
In school I rarely spoke to anyone, had bags under my eyes from not sleeping, had cuts on my hands from scratching myself/punching stuff and I used to stand outside school smoking on my own. People must've thought I was a proper weirdo, in fact they accused me of being a serial killer once kek
>>53812918
>tells you not to downvote just because you don't agree
>downvote anyway
who else /atwork/
>>53812963
Because it's racist to question Islamic beliefs.
>>53812963
I think a group of benders in some Scandi country did a gay pride march through a big Muslim community quite recently and they got called racist bigots.
>>53813030
Doing a cheeky work post
>>53813030
me, mate
who else /NEET/
>>53813041
It's interesting when fundamental Islamic and Gay rights interests collide - which gains the coveted least privileged status?
>>53813066
me
>>53813013
fuck I just remembered being in English once and this 10/10 qt grill kept asking me if I was okay, then she started laughing saying "anon, I can imagine you going home and getting drunk, are you an alcoholic?"
She's a fucking good judge of character desu, I'll give her that
>>53813068
Muslims, every time.
my entire life has been one continual adjustment to loss
>>53813102
| | -
|| |_
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ENDGAME OF EVERY WESTERN HEAD OF STATE
WHAT COULD THEY GAIN OUT OF MAKING US ALL MUDSHITS
>>53813132
peace and tolerance
>>53813132
Rorke
>>53813132
They just believe in the 'diversity is good and a strength, making the country less boring and more of a rainbow rather than just one colour'
Got any ideas for cheap, tasty meals I could make lads? I've pretty much bossed chilli con carne and don't think anyone in the world makes a better one than me but I can't have it all the time.
People like me weren't meant to exist
In nature, the runt of the pack with INFERIOR genetics would simply be killed/left behind by its mother. If I was born 1000 years ago, my parents would've left me in the woods as wolf food and would've of thought twice about it, but alas in the 21st century such acts would be considered barbaric and evil. I shouldn't be alive right now, it's against nature. The fact that I'm contemplating suicide is just natures way of making me do what society can no longer do. I must be removed from the gene pool, I'm a detriment to the human race, I cannot be allowed to exist any longer.
>>53813198
>would've of thought
I agree
no gf
>>53813181
Sopa de Ajo
Anyone cycle with a holdall? is the single shoulder strap any good or should I just seperate the handles and put them round my shoulders
>>53813181
arroz con pollo
>>53813181
hurdy be gurdy
>>53813132
Conflict and the profit that comes from manipulating it.
>>53813181
spag bol
>"you're not depressed, you're just a fat lazy shit. There's nothing wrong with you" - my mum, this morning
;_;
>>53813273
She's right tho
>>53813273
fuck's sake mate why can't you just be yourself
>>53813273
You're not you when you're off your meds, Jack. You're not bloody human.
>>53813273
Smart mum
bit cold
>>53813316
irish
>>53813273
stupid mum who won't let you be yourself
>>53813273
Psychnurse here, shes probably right
>>53813342
>nurse
LONDON
>>53813342
>Nurse
lmfaoooooooo fucking hell lad what compelled you to choose that as a career oh my daysss XD
>>53813282
>>53813342
I know lad, I didn't diagnose myself with depression though, she's the one who forced me to go to the doctors. I think she thought if I took anti depressants for a couple of weeks I'd suddenly turn out to be a normie
I'm actually not fat anymore though desu, so she can't really use that as an insult anymore
>>53813362
the bonuses
>>53813372
hush up, tubs
>>53813372
t. Tubby McChubb
>>53813342
>psychonurse
I've shared enough rice with you. I'm in the big leagues now.
>>53813372
is it common among english mums to insult their offspring?
>>53813413
Yes, if they need it. We're not mollycoddled cucks like Sw*des.
>>53813413
if they are a constant source of disappointment, yes
>>53813413
kind of, yeah. Better than "my super special baby you are the greatest thing". Toughens them up, except the case with this nonce
>commutecucks are tired, sluggy and have sore bumholes from the muslim rape on the train
>Meanwhile I have literally just woke up, the central heating having been on for 30 minutes beforehand
oh commutecucks, you never fail to amuse me
>>53813413
>Be Swedish mum
>Can't insult my child because his mullato skin makes me weak at the knees
>>53813407
Four naans Jeremy - FOUR? That's insane.
>>53813413
Oh that reminds me
When she first took me to the doctors when I was 16, I had to do a test and according to the doctor I had very low self esteem, on the way home she was crying asking why my self esteem was so low, I didn't have the heart to tell her, but I think maybe it had something to do with her insulting me when I was a kid. I did actually used to be fat when I was 8 - 13 and she used to say i was a fat shit then.
>>53813413
It is if their son is a cheeky fat twat
>that's as heavy as three all blacks!
>thats as long as three rugby pitches!
>that enough people to fill up eden park forty times!
Rugby analogies ruin the news in this country desu
>>53813432
Looks like me
>>53813454
Your mum sounds like a right banter merchant
>>53813342
>nurse
>>53813463
>>53813399
>>53813388
FUCKS OFFFFF
IM NOT FAT ANYMORE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53813484
Alright, big 'un, calm down
Don't wanna give yourself a heart attack now
>>53813484
thanks for the 3 (You)'s, here's your change.
>>53813362
Its easy and i earn a lot of moneybif i do overtime
>>53813372
Depression is a meme diagnosis. Any doctor will diagnose anyone with depression if theyre unhappy with their current life. Anti depressants almost nevwr work for people like you because your not organically depressed, your just reacting to certain life stressors (no frienda, no job, ugly, no hf, live with mum) and no matter how much you try to suppress the symptoms these stressors cause theyre still there eating at you. Change your life, dont just get a meme diagnosis
>>53813467
>tfw unironically watch Te Kaea on NITV for my NZ niws
>>53813476
Haha yeah she was a barrel of fucking laffs m8
I remember as a kid whenever i did something mildly wrong she'd grab me and start poking me in the head and scream at me like "GOOOD YOURE SO FUCKING THICK, HELLO! HELLOOOO! IS ANYBODY IN THERE? YOURE A FUCKING RETARD, ANON"
waheey absolute banter
>>53813561
you're probably half of their viewership
just wanked to her again
>>53813562
Is your mum Biff off of Back To The Future?
>>53813562
Ahahaha, creasin up here lad XD did she have any other good lines? Ahahaha
i'm having a mare this builder's tea is pants
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35345279
Paul Flynn said Mr Trump's call to ban Muslims from the US was "extremely dangerous" but barring him from the UK risked being seen as anti-American.
However, SNP MP Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh said a ban would be justified on the grounds of "religious harmony".
>Tasmina Ahmed-Shiekh
>>53813522
the meme diagnosis should be the trigger for a change of lifestyle anyway
I suggest starting with short circuiting the living at home / no gf thing by seducing your mother
>>53813607
>Labour MP Tulip Siddiq said the rules on banning dangerous individuals should be properly enforced
toilets at work lads
>>53813607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHRYXjguHd0
>SNP qts
>>53813607
>We believe in free speech, so ban that man from speaking because he opposes our free speech
Do they even know how to spell hypocrisy?
>>53813562
Good bantz desu
>>53813607
How cucked can one nation be
Muslim cock in one hand and mainland cock in the other while big fat hamburger smelling balls in their mouth
What a difference a hundred years make, all the real men died in the wars or emigrated
>>53813674
>dat schnoz
have the seppos fucked off?
car won't start
>>53813664
is the toilet working or is it the toilet from your workplace
>>53813731
that's lucky because I reckon he could have you easy, son
>But, backing a ban, Labour MP Tulip Siddiq said Mr Trump's words "risks inflaming tensions between vulnerable communities" and those calling for this "poisonous and corrosive" man to be barred were speaking in "good conscience".
>"I draw the line with freedom of speech when it actually imports violent ideology," she said
>>53813752
>I draw the line with freedom of speech when it actually imports violent ideology
It's okay when Islam does it though!
>>53813582
Yeah haha
Every few days she'd go absolutely ballastic over something small and she'd tell me she hated me and threaten to kill me and my sisters haha even it it wasn't our fault haha
Bet you wish your mum was a banter Lord like mine
I got my own banter though, if she went apeshit and started hitting me before school, I'd start fake laughing and threaten to show the teachers the marks and tell her that I hope she goes to jail so I don't have to live with her haha
Fuckin got emmm
>>53813769
>better career prospects
Are women that pathetic?
>>53813743
that's the toilet from my workplace. someone pood on the seat yesterday and now there's that note
>freedom of speech
the dude is a foreigner, and barring him is actually consistent with his own rhetoric
fuck the bald cunt, he has no native right to visiting anywhere outside his own meme country
>>53813796
Did you see the poo?
>>53813752
Considering you can be arrested for 'inciting violence', and given how sensitive muslims are, they have a free pass to call whatever they want a criminal act.
Eating bacon is inciting violence
Drawing a stickman is inciting violence
Being a Christian is inciting violence
>>53813607
>Cuckland
Imagine if they'd gone independent. They'd be like Germany now.
>>53813752
>I draw the line with freedom of speech when it actually imports violent ideology," she said
wew
>>53813621
I really hope you don't seriously work with mentally ill people
>>53813846
You're misreading it, she means we've imported violent ideology (islam) so now we can draw the line with freedom of speech
>>53813769
I've been given the lets take it slower "since I really like you" horseshit before
What's their logic with this?
>tfw seen some muslims that support ISIS yet they smoke and drink
>it's an anon gets up early and is incredibly bored episode
>>53813873
I'm watching that episode right now too desu
>>53813868
she needs time to wean herself off of Jerome's dick and adjust to your pathetic dick
>>53813868
You're not attractive but I don't want to hurt your feelings
doing a loss of bowel control
Hitler did his best at trying to fix your country by leveling it out, so you fuckers could build an actual city.
One that doesn't use donkey trails as fucking streets. And what do the brits do?
They spat in Hitler's face and built it back brick by brick exactly the same as it was 1100 hundred years ago, when it didn't make any sense.
>>53813873
>>53813888
same here
>>53813869
Why can't they smoke? Is it to do with keeping their bodies healthy?
>>53813901
No we fucked after
So that's not it
>>53813912
Their body a temple of God and smoking and drinking is disrespectful or some shit
t. GCSE RE
>SNP’s Tommy Sheppard: “How can we protect our people from hearing what this man [Trump] says”?
>>53813869
well they got the murdering and beheading bit right
>>53813912
It's an intoxicant
>look for something to enjoy
>find it
>enjoy it non-stop
>stop enjoying it
>look for something else to enjoy
is this all there is to life?
>>53813868
>has sex within the first week with chad thundercock
>"i like you so lets take it slowly anon :)"
Basically you're a massive beta
>>53813947
Where do they draw the line then? Is Coke Haram cause it's unhealthy?
hmmm today I will wank to.......
milfs
>>53813862
aaaaaaaaaaahhh
>>53813952
If dis nigga had a beard he'd look like a dwarf from Middle Earth baka
>>53813968
basically yeah
>>53813968
you can enjoy the same thing for longer if you enjoy it in moderation
UMMM
BA BA
>>53814023
>Reptar's Rampage
>>53814018
That's why I let your dad moderate us when I enjoy your mum
>>53814023
(That was the rugrats tune that plays before an episode btw, if you weren't slick enough to catch it)
>>53814055
I know you dip
>>53814040
I don't know if that was actually an episode, but I know Reptar is a character
bought Muller and Gotze on FUT yesterday lads
muller is really good, he plays a lot better than his card would suggest and he's agile as fuck and finishes everything
gotze's alright, nothing special considering I've got iniesta in the same squad. in fact I think I prefer Valbuena over Gotze
fucks sake lads i don't want to revise i hate my course
want to be a boat maker or guitar luthier or something
>>53814076
you think you slick, nigga?
>I use the bundesliga on FUT
who /breathingandblinking/ here
Business idea: hire boat makers to make boats
>>53814097
I haven't got a bundesliga squad I just jam random players into my squads tbf
>brit thread
>op image is some anime loser shit
good god, have some fucking self respect.
>>53814077
what formation you playing with la?
i'm 53-2 online but i hate having to play with narrow af ones this year cos they're so OP
4-3-3's are fun but they're just plain bad this year
at the gym lads lol
>>53814115
>when he has red links in his team
>>53814097
>FIFA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>53814133
are narrow ones actually OP?
ffs I've been using 4-2-3-1 and doing shit
>I like soccer
>I'm a chav
>I'm a fucking simpleton
>I buy the new FIFA every year
>I buy the new CoD every year
imagine being that much of a pleb
>>53814162
4-1-2-1-2 with both strikes set to stay central and get in behind is what 95% of pros use
its a shame really as it makes matches boring as fuck
i use to play a lot in the pro scene and got to the finals once of a $1000 event but lost to a ronaldo blooter 1-0 :(
>>53814184
>>53814182
Good posts
>>53814184
imagine giving a shit what other people do. yeah me neither.
>>53814133
I use 4-4-4(3), the one with two DMs and a CM, because there's fewer links so I can get decent chem if I buy players with perfect links in pairs
So one of my teams right now is:
Bravo
Alves, Pique, Mangala, Clichy
Pastore, Gotze, Parolo
Lavezzi, Muller, Candreva
>>53814137
my team is almost all red links lel
>>53814201
kind of annoying since there's wide players I want to use
>>53814230
just change there positions to LF/RF and put them up top and you should still get 8 chem
>>53814252
>anything less than max chem
utterly disgusting
>I don't use lokomotivs keeper Guilherme in my FUT
>players do better if they're next to players of the same nationality
Literally racism
>>53814230
>>53814252
>>>/v/
>>>/reddit/
sometimes when my mates are talking about weed for hours at a time i think 'is there more to life then this?' then i take another bong hit and get wavey looooool
>>53814265
chem doesn't really matter I've found, my mish mash team >>53814221 has a few players on 8 chem and it doesn't make a difference, it's all about when the game wants you to win
>lend my m8 actual good games, let him use my steam account that has an ample supply of good games
>he never plays the games I've lent him, nor does he ever use my steam account
>ask him why he doesn't play the games
>"I don't really have time, anon"
>every time I go on Xbox live he's either playing fucking cod or FIFA
Is he a retard?
>i make a personal choice to play fifa instead of fm
My chest hurts lads and I'm scared
I don't wanna go to sleep cause I think I won't wake up
Anyways you've been the best board I've ever known
>>53813816
i did lad. a little lump of it. dunno how you miss and get it on the seat t b h
>>53814265
im autistic as fuck about chem too 2bh was just a suggestion, a lot of pros i know do it
>>53814312
I got bored of FM after my 25 season save on 14
>I don't play both FM and FIFA
i will die unhappy
*sips coffee*
*glances at the 'No Yanks' sign*
*looks at the yank posting*
*slams fist on table*
took daddy's plane back from Cairo on my own because I cbf waiting around for him and mum to finish lmao
too many yanks
too many many yanks
*walks in*
*sits down*
>>53814379
why do i find armpits arousing
When you're arguing with people do you have any control over what you say?
When I argue I'm literally not the one talking, my mouth kind of moves on its own. It's fucking bizarre, I don't think about what I'm saying, it just comes out on its own
>>53814452
Tried to watch Lawrence of Arabia
Turned it off when Lawrence sided with the Arabs instead of that Englishman
>Noel Edmonds tweets "“Just tried to get somewhere. Allowed loads of time but abandoned journey. Am I alone in feeling Britain is full?”
Liberals attack him for being anti-"""refugee""". What the fudge?
When you're shagging with people do you have any control over what you do?
When I shag I'm literally not the one shagging, my hips kind of move on their own. It's fucking bizarre, I don't think about what I'm doing, it just comes out on its own
>>53814507
>Liberals
Why are you using that word like the Americans?
Reminder
>>53814522
probably a clueless student that gets his political opinions from /pol/
>>53814525
You don't need to keep reminding us that abnormie losers are jealous, mate, it's kind of obvious
>>53814500
lmao, keep watching till the end.
>>53814522
I wasn't using it in the American sense you cretin. Read a book.
>>53814507
>implying that isn't a completely moronic comment
>>53814320
I was going to say phone 111 but I saw your flag
Good luck mate
business idea: make watch out of ivory, sell to the chinese elite for a bajillion dollars each
>>53814580
Worded badly but nothing about refugees desu. Unlike Farage who explicitly blamed immigrants for being late for a meeting.
it's strange
but I don't need space from you
and every single thing you do
I like
I've been chased
maybe I just knew I had to wait for you
draw a knife and carve a little space for you
it feels nice
>>53814525
I don't understand why normies come to this site. This place is the only place on Earth to talk to people like me, but normies come here and ruin it because of "the funny memes dude xDDD". Normies are accepted everywhere and can talk about their stupid normie problems else where, why can't they let us have this one thing for fucks sake?
>>53814645
good post
>>53814645
fuck off lad this is a normie general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GfcAcNY5mY
hi friends hwere is my video be sure to smash that comment button ebllow the video haha!
>>53814645
This would make sense on /r9k/, maybe you should go back there
>>53814645
There's always /r9k/ lad
>>53814635
Fucking faggots
>>53814645
lol my gf is always telling me to get off this site.. I love the memes though and what better day to pass the day at work?
>>53814645
Who was the best skit and why was it The Annoying Devil?
>>53814767
Neg
>>53814705
>>53814687
THIS WEBSITE WASNT MEANT FOR YOU
THIS BOARD WASNT MEAN FOR YOU
THIS GENERAL WASNT MEANT FOR YOU
Take your normie ""banter"" to your Facebook group chat with #lads and take your normie problems and shove them up your arse, we don't care that the girl who you fucked up in da club last night is still texting you after you told her to fuck off
trying to remember how many women i've hugged in the past year, can think of 22
>>53814787
I've hugged maybe 5 (excluding family) in my entire life
https://www.instagram.com/p/-3aNEbww8l/?taken-by=richardmuljadi
aha the lad gone and bought his dog a car didnhe bloody hell what is he like
>>53814777
How the hell does someone in Thiland know Balls of Steel?
>Neg
He was awesome, I remember that game he played with the security tags in shops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUMhauUDeWQ
>>53814826
>nobody will ever love you as much as he loves his fucking dog
>>53814525
>night time /a/ is remembered fondly
>08
That fucking hurts.
This guy can bench 194kg and he weighs 56kg and has no legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzkPO8_the4
>>53814783
>THIS WEBSITE WASNT MEANT FOR YOU
Nor you, it was made for American weeaboos
>THIS BOARD WASNT MEAN FOR YOU
It is, as much as it is for anyone else. It's for discussing international cultures
>THIS GENERAL WASNT MEANT FOR YOU
It is, because it's just a british-specific general on a board for discussing international cultures, and I'm British
The board created specifically for people like you is /r9k/, so if you go there instead you should be much happier
>>53814862
We worship neg here.
Neg is love
Neg is life
>>53814862
how new?
>I wasn't using it in the American sense you cretin. Read a book.
>>53814926
extremely late fedora but i'll accept it
got an excellent post in the works that should get me a few (You)'s when the time comes
>>53814926
>>53814944
Fedora-in-arms
>I don't understand why normies come to this site. This place is the only place on Earth to talk to people like me, but normies come here and ruin it because of "the funny memes dude xDDD". Normies are accepted everywhere and can talk about their stupid normie problems else where, why can't they let us have this one thing for fucks sake?
>>53814604
Yeah it's cool having to choose if I want to just wait it out or lose all of my money in exchange for my life hahaha USA U S A
>>53814783
Yeah this normie shit is getting out of hand.
>having a go at someone for having a life
>>53814944
Had some work to do, but I got here as fast as I could.
Don't want to be a cretin.
doing a read.
You're a real meat-and-potatoes, straight-up-and-down, Beef-Wellington, Don’t-trust-the-Argies, dick-in-the vagina, cheddar-cheese and chicken-tikka-masala-man, aren't you?
>>53814995
U S A
S
A
class in an hour and a half lads
tired of school desu just want to start a career and make some money so I can visit England and have good #banter
>>53814783
HF being degenerate NEET all your life lad xoxo
slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaueaNd5B5s
>>53815083
yea senpai
>>53814995
Take an aspirin you sperg
>>53815083
I am a bit mate, yeah
>>53815013
That's not the point
The point is normies can discuss their banal shit literally anywhere. But people like me, """abnormies""", can't. Either because we don't have friends/social media or because our problems are unacceptable. 4chan and the other chans are the only place for people like me, but you normies are ruining them. Like the shit normies talk about isn't funny or anything, it's just boring shit.
