good posts only pls edition
First for Virginia.
First for fuck australia
Fantastic post
we need more Americans and less Canadians for /int/ live chat
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
>the fellow who willingly gave away orange assets to Orientals
Virginia
/cum/ing for you bros
>>53807277
too lewd for me
>>53806940
>>53807270
What is /cum/ listening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW385guXsow
first for water
>>53807270
>>53806940
is for lovers
>>53807313
https://soundcloud.com/dr-dog/dr-dog-shadow-people
>>53807313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UgSE4uKuTg
/cum/ needs more gayposting
>tfw the plunger doesn't work so you have to reach it and pull out the TP blocking the pipe
Sometimes I wish I was black because it just feels like it's a big club and they don't let anyone else in
>>53807410
get a bigger plunger
>>53807440
I feel like if I see two black people at the gym they somehow know each other
Idk if they actually do or if the sheer fact that they are black leads to them talking
>>53807440
A few years ago I would occasionally wonder about being black, just for the sheer novelty of being one of the few blacks in my college science classes.
Grass is always greener-- just gotta love who you are.
>>53807410
>tfw you left your BSD open and poopy toilet water splashes on your chips
>>53807463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxrE07mBpqM
>>53807440
Pathetic 2bh
>>53807496
>bsd
Big sack of Doritos?
>>53807486
>>53807440
I've never wondered what it would be like being black. Just asian a couple of times
>>53807595
bathroom snack drawer
>>53807610
I'm half-white half-asian. It's pretty ok.
I'd tongue her fart box
>>53807629
what do you keep in yours
>>53807710
bbq chips, flamin hot cheetos, a container of mixed nuts, and an emergency banana
Why do you fat fucks keep snacks in the bathroom?
Are ginger a different race than white people?
>tfw you realize that you've become an adult not only in age but also in mind
I miss childhood, guys
>>53807629
I still find the idea to be odd
>>53807775
>>53807798
Do you guys fucking stare at the wall or what?
>>53807775
>not keeping your BSD stocked at all hours of the day
>>53807776
Yes. We're a superior race.
>>53807807
Why is it okay to make fun of gingers and not other races then?
>>53807805
Yeah, I get in and get out. Why do you want to stay in the bathroom longer?
>>53807819
Same reason it's okay to make fun of whites and not others. The people on top get the most shit flung at them from the untermensch.
>>53807826
I'd rather not ruin my ass tissue trying to squeeze shit out of it as fast as possible.
>>53807837
I don't understand what you're trying to say
>>53807805
I stare at the ground
>not reading a magazine while you're taking a shit
>EATING
>WHILE SHITTING
this is weak b8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>>53807879
You can read and eat and shit at the same time unless you're literally autistic and can only do one thing at a time.
It helps the waste pass through.
>>53807890
THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME
YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE
THIS IS MORE WORTHLESS THAN STAMP COLLECTING
STOP SPEED RUNNING ENTERTAINMENT IS SO FUCKING STUPID
>>53807919
>It helps the waste pass through.
You're a literal retard
>>53807932
Everything is a waste of time.
>>53807932
BUT FIRST
Holy shit lads, this chic from Orange won't stop txting and calling me
AHHH fuck she left a voicemail.... now I can't clear that shit.
Fucking never still your dick in crazy lads.
>>53807952
t. torn up anus
rate me right now /cum/
>>53807995
Try pulling your legs towards your body if you really have a difficult time shitting, squatting makes it pass a lot better unlike eating your shit covered food.
I'm off to bed
>>53808044
would destroy/10
r8 my qt /cum/, been with her for a year, top notch girl, really sweet and smart + good in bed.
>pic related, shopping @ ikea
Why is Wisconsin such a shithole /cum/? Please tell me why?
>>53808120
nice to see you sticking with your own kind, chang
>>53808044
>would wall off/10
but honestly you're bro tier and a easy 7
>>53808120
would destroy/10
>>53808044
nigger/10
>>53808142
I'll have you know I'm a europoor and find that offensive.
>discover my vaporizer has an unvaped grinded 1g bowl in there
this is the greatest day of my life f@m
dude, weed, etc
>>53808162
If trump built the great wall I would be so happy...
Building a world wonder is no small meme.
>>53808159
Can I have more cozy pepes and memes like this?
>>53808212
does this count?
>>53808207
hmm
i am unsure what message he is trying to convey
>>53808212
LMM has a gf, why don't you?
ded
>>53808135
it's truly the worst midwest state
i love gondola
What if dreams aren't something that happen in your mind at all and are just your eyes reading images burned into them while your eyes are closed
>>53808410
>>53808437
me too
i want an edit of pic related where hes just off to the side watching, while the man is in front of the tank
>>53808405
bullshit
>>53808441
Messy eater. Also, this was a bit gay desu.
>>53808535
Hmm?
It was practically futa desu
I just found out that my uncle killed three indios back in 1992.
>>53808593
>practically futa
One of them wasn't at all.
my moms found out i'm straight and they're kicking me out, it's fucking bullshit
>>53808721
Time to make your own way in the world, you potential rapist cis shitlord
>>53808628
I thought Mexicans were Indios
muh aztec heritage and shit
>>53808847
WE WAS AZTECS N SHIT
fuck, I had CIA filtered and thought /cum/ died because I didnt see the link
I've tortured people
>>53808535
the shaft on that is too thick desu
Being a republican women must be really fucking tough.
Like 99% of women culture is liberal aimed, like literally pretty much everything. That would really suck tbqh
>>53808405
LMM getting banned made him outside and actually get a gf.
Good for him, I guess banning him was a good thing afterall
>tfw don't watch any form of news
>don't watch TV or movies
>dont listen to the radio
>tfw I feel like I live on a different planet than most people
>>53808628
Crazy heritage ese.
>>53808916
I wouldn't know.
>>53809004
if I could access it without going through that opening I would
well I can but the other route's a bit worse desu
also nice desu
>>53808690
Fine.
This one's kinda funny.
79746
>>53809004
>>53809004
pure
u
r
e
stop R O L E P L A Y I N G
>>53809065
Roleplaying? Where?
me and /cum/
italian night club with cherry peppers desu
>>53809086
how are you? my poo friend
>>53809065
Roleplaying who?
i'm freaking out guys
Good night /cum/
>>53809050
>79746
Approved. I think I've read it before but forgot all about it.
>pure
pls
>>53809114
How come?
>>53809127
Good night.
>>53808900
it took me way too long to notice
>>53809104
cereal
>>53809114
Why?
>>53809183
>How come?
i'm 18, have no money and no job, and my parents are kicking me out
>>53809183
Do you regret overplaying your hand with certain posts?
>>53809199
what kind
>>53809111
Sitting smugly in the library with my laptop. Because being in the library gives a false sense of being productive even if you're browsing 4chan.
>>53809219
>parents are kicking me out
How come?
>>53809226
>regret
I regret story time a little bit.
>>53809226
cheerios
>>53809219
Kicked out at 18? Damn that sounds a bit harsh. Do you in any way deserve it?
>>53809262
>go to library
>you're the only one there
>complete silence
so comfy
>>53809320
complete isolation is spooky as fuck
>>53809293
>>53809311
my parents are staunch lesbians, they found out i'm straight and they are furious, they basically "raised me gay"
>>53809355
What the fuck
>>53809343
not when you have /cum/ :3
>>53809262
Feels better than doing it in the dark in your room desu
>>53809293
Should have left it as butt stuff time senpai
>>53809295
plain?
honey nut > banana nut > dark chocolate crunch >>> the rest > plain
First for early mornings
>>53809293
>I regret story time a little bit.
That's what you get for bullying, pure Texas anon.
>>53809363
i just went along with it hoping i could eventually get my shit together and cut ties with them once i could move out on my own, but i recently met a girl and they caught me
>>53809394
limeys >>>/out/
>>53809411
I sincerely hope your memeing us m8
>>53809412
Mean
>>53809378
plain
I just snack on them desu
>>53809433
i'm not... they're pretty radical
i've had to put up with their indoctrination and insanity for my own self preservation
they work with an organization called rape relief, if you feel like looking that up to get an idea what they're like
>>53809437
we've let limeys in before and it always goes to hell
Im putting a stop to it before it starts
>>53809378
Maybe.
>>53809399
I just wanted to hear some cute stories. I did no bullying, questionably impure anon.
>>53809487
Make me senpai
tried to fall asleep but couldn't because i'm an idiot and had a coffee at 9pm
;___________;
>tfw when you will never experience love
i guess on the upside being kicked out will get me the fuck away from them, i just wish i was ready
>>53809568
>experience intense passionate love
>have it die a terribly slow death where you become strangers
>>53809546
cute rat
8/10 would not lay rat traps for
i've been trying to contact my mother for 4 days now and i've gotten nothing. ive left voice messages, texts and even emails. what do lads ;_;
>>53808847
I come from south-Mexico, from a family of "Hacendados" meaning that the government gave us control of a big chunks of land.
Before the "zapatista" uprising of 1994, a lot of tension begun in those zones, The indios wanted to burn the main house, so my uncle grabbed his gun and shoot them. They had to flee from the farm and made a deal with the government, a paramilitar group came into the farm and killed around 60 of them. That was fairly common until the "zapatistas" took control over there.
2016 and my family still has trouble with indios trying to steal shit from us (transportation) and shouting "discriminación" when they are punished.
>>53809492
Well, you got your just deserts.
And being pure is very cute desu
>>53809630
if you're worried about her wellbeing call her local police department and request a check on her wellbeing
as long as your have her address they should do it
>>53809652
this is what im gonna do
>>53809343
>me today
>walking home from the bus stop
>it's snowing heavily
>despite moderate traffic, you can barely hear cars across the street
>get inside
>fuggin chilly so I make some hot chocolate
>it's so quiet you can hear the element creaking as it warms
>the milk is bubbling now, and it's the loudest thing in the room
>put on a house coat
>stare out across the road in complete silence and watch the snow fall
>think about life in complete silence
>a pickup truck drives by
>it's out of earshot before it's out of sight
>be lonely
>wanting so bad to be with people
>spend 2 hours with people
>wanting so bad to be alone
Just watched The Matrix for the first time in a few years.
Took me back to when I was a kid and renting it on DVD from Blockbuster with my dad and brother. Felt pretty comfy and melancholic at the same time. If I ever have kids I will make sure they experience something similar.
>>53809514
dummy
Why'd you drink coffee at 9pm anyway?
>>53809623
Snazzy Nazzy
>>53809719
Ive still only seen half of Reloaded
I had no idea what the hell was going on at that point
Have you ever masturbated to a video games before?
>>53809719
Our kids will probably experience virtual reality if you know what I mean.
>>53809753
I've watched the whole trilogy so many times at this point I can't even count.
The first one is a classic, the second is okay, and the third is just filler save the final battle.
>>53809829
I've done it to a video game character before, does that count?
>>53809649
>>53809836
Well of course, once we figure out how to implant the human mind in a computer and achieve machine super intelligence, we will have become gods.
>>53809829
of course
>>53809869
sowwy
>>53809649
>>53809953
http://blog.dictionary.com/just-deserts/
>>53809967
you're link is lies
I'm into women
>>53810016
but you'll never be in one lmao
>>53810044
Jumping to conclusions already, boy? (;
>>53810087
it holds true either way tbqf
>>53810103
I think you are mistaking me
>>53810124
i think ur a mistake
>>53810124
ur anime
>>53810137
I'd rip your face off if I ever get the chance
>>53809829
I have not.
>>53809886
It's okay. When I think about it, I don't regret not losing it yet I suppose.
>>53810016
are you a dyke?
>>53810189
Just a dude
>>53810225
>>53810225
>>53810241
I'd cut your pee-pee off if I ever get the chance
Bunch of annoying fucks
I did it senpai
I bullshitted a 3 pagehistory essay the night before its due
>>53810272
>>53810272
>>53810330
>>53810310
>>53810330
I'm glad you ain't leaving offspring
>>53810359
>>53809742
my trainer bought me a coffee after i finished at the gym today because he is a really cool guy
didn't want to say no to him
Would you /cum/ friends mind voting for /urban/ and against /tr/? I'd really appreciate it
https://poal.me/bbhl69
>>53810391
>One Piece will end in your lifetime
>>53810411
Done
>>53810430
it should soon anyway
I love me some onu piecu, but its got damn near 800 chapters by now
>>53810430
>anime will die in your lifetime
>>53810418
>>53810458
haha
>>53810435
Thanks m8
>>53810466
Welp
Pretty sure one of the capacitors is blown in my second monitor
fug my life
>>53810494
Ur welcomed
>>53810529
RIP
>>53806898
wow boy
You are too cool for school.
>>53810500
>>53810556
>>53810454
Still got nearly 10 years tbqh, as long as Oda doesn't die.
Oda did say that the time skip was the half way point.
who /at work/?
shaved my nuts bros
I'm fucking invincible
>>53810568
>>53810579
>working
>at midnight
>>53810601
Could be night shift, iunno
>>53810579
>working as a Starbucks marketer
>>53810626
That'd be pretty comfy 2bh
Where's the dude who always used to type "real nigga hours"?
>>53810594
>>53810734
it's not rnh yet senpai
>>53810734
4 minutes, senpai
>>53810735
brat
Good morning lads
>>53810799
cute brat
>>53810806
DEBNTS
E
B
N
T
S
>>53810806
Good morning
Have my fellow Americans gave thanks to this great country yet?
How does it feel that no matter how bad things get, we will always be strong.
>I just got called "senpai" two times
>>53810808
mg mg
WHO UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MUGAxpI0Bc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=060tL986SKc
all dese hamboigas are making me hungry~
>USA Freedom Kids
For fuck's sake murrica
>>53810994
cant handle the FREEDOM?
>>53810934
I'm full desu
>>53811053
>tfw no comfy Mexican food
>>53811081
I seldom have Mexican food for dinner desu
>>53811053
done desu
>>53810934
whens the /cum/ pizza party
>>53811114
You guys literally have one of the best cuisines on the planet. It is tied with our Creole cuisine in my mind.
I would kill to have a nice Mexican qt and a big plate of pollo en mole with as many tortillas as I want.
i'm really hungry now guys
gonna make food now brb
>>53811126
We could organize a time where everyone on /cum/ gets pizza at the same time since we can't all meet up in person
>>53811053
nope gotta eat more!! don't waste a burger
>>53811126
Right now, I'm actually starving
>>53811148
That faggot's not a Mexican
>>53811185
but thats not as fun
>>53811190
omw!
>>53811182
>no good food in my pantry except pasta
>>53811192
I had no idea, but looking back it makes sense. What kind of Mexican wouldn't eat their own cuisine daily.
>>53811206
There's nothing else to do desu, unless there's some richfag that can easily afford to fly everyone
>>53811208
Do you have the following: Garlic (or garlic powder), salt, pepper, dried basil, chili flakes, and olive oil?
Boil your pasta, drain it, and put it aside in a bowl
If you have fresh garlic, heat up your pan and put a generous amount of olive oil in. Cook the garlic until it gets a good color on it.
If you don't have fresh garlic, just mix the pasta and all the ingredients together (including the garlic powder). Season to your taste. Add some parmesan cheese on top too if you have some.
It's nothing amazing, but it's something I found that makes plain pasta much better.
>>53811208
just made some toast with marble cheese on it desu
nothing fancy
>>53811206
>omw!
No lewd stuff allowed
>backyard is pitch dark
>there's growling coming out of there
>>53811206
partayyy!!
>>53811332
that's no fun~!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuKVqM-TWw8
>she will never make a home cooked meal for you and then sit on your face
BACKUP NEEDED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>53811330
>>53811330
>>53811330
>>53811330
>>53811330
>>53811330
>>53811316
yes, yes, yes, nope, nope, and no
>>53811332
of course not
>>53811416
Weird when I hear the occasional word that's the same in swedish
Damn wish I understood spanish
>three old farts getting high on whatever in front of someone's house
>one of them starts having a bad trip
>grabs a very broken bottle and starts pressing it against his hand
>his buddies spent the next 10 minutes fighting him to remove the broken pieces of glass off his hand
>he keeps pressing harder
>whole fuckin hand covered in blood
>they finally subdued him
>take him into a car and drive off
And I thought I lived in a good zone lmao
>>53811464
What about butter?
Also, olive oil is something you should ALWAYS have something on hand. I recommend you go out and get a bottle asap, it doesn't have to be super high quality stuff just get what you can.
>>53811555
Same here, then I could talk in Spanish with my non blood related Mexican aunt
>people still vote republican even though their biggest donors are banks and oil and gas every single election
Shillary ain't as bad but still not innocent either though. Bernie is. for now.
>>53811861
can't make this shit up
hey niggers
>2012
>obama the first black president is elected
>8 years later
>people think anybody can be president now that a black person was president
>trump and a literal communist are the leading candidates.
The Mayans were right the entire time
>>53812041
Obama was first elected in 2008 though.
anybody else watch x-files?
>>53812041
>literal communist
Sanders is only a moderate.
>>53811861
Why are universities perceived to be better than oil companies or banks? They rob our youth worse than anything else will their entire lives. And microsoft and google don't exactly have spotless reputations either...
