dank of england edition
cara
caranimaizusersh
charli
free will exists
rms
Maisie
hows gf /2016/ going lads?
halo
kpop desu lads
>>53790978
already hate this meme
Girl at my school came out as a lesbo on Facebook so I did a wank imagining her eating fanny.
>>53791016
>>53790885
>She will never give Dutch anon a mindblowing rimjob
Bad feel
>>53790877
if I have no free will why can't I fly
fucking idiot arrogant students doesn't take a genesis
For him
Hello everyone I'm a memer..
Hello everyone I'm memer..
..
Memes...
...
Thank you I've been a memer.
Thank you I've been a memer.
>expecting Corbyn to think things through carefully and discuss things before making any kind of strategically significant decisions unilaterally.
Fair point lad.
What do you think are the chances of this labour spat ending up dissolving parliament?
>>53791062
We have Asda, it's owned by Wallmart
>>53791062
>the uks walmart
>tesco
kek you can't make this shit up
FOY FOY FOY
Afro-beat and African folk music are this year's hype genres 2bh.
>>53790717
Picture of the village I did a Dee Dee to haha
>>53791014
might have an oppurtunity to fuck a pregnant half-chat bird over the next couple of weeks. In fairness, she has banging arse and tits.
>>53791091
0 chance
how would that even happen
>>53790914
Good coke is very good desu, although you're probably not gonna be able to get hold of any unless you buy from one of the good dnm vendors, it's expensive
Poleaboo is thinking about hiring a male escort.
>>53791014
Very fucking badly, Girl I was going to go for is seeing someone and I admitted this and now this lad thinks she's trying to decide between us for some reason.
He's well in there and I was just about to start trying. No idea whats gone on but it's not worth the fucking drama desu
Azusa
http://strawpoll.me/6565120
http://strawpoll.me/6565120
http://strawpoll.me/6565120
David is pretty cool imo
>>53791138
>half-cast
dropped
i wear my hart on my sleeve, you get what you sea
>>53791091
dissolving parliament doesn't work like that
Have a look at this link on the British public's opinion on nukes. It's from 2013, but still sort of relevant
https://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/07/16/public-support-nuclear-weapons/
*gets on packed commuter train*
*squeezes down between 2 people*
*pulls out salmon coloured broadsheet from bag*
*unfurl it and hold it at it's full width, clearly disturbing the people beside me*
*they look at me, clearly admiring my superior knowledge*
[D-Walker beeps] Driver engaged.
>>53791091
low. basically there's a big rift in the labour party between corbyn's far left nutjobs and the more centre left remainder. currently corbyn is purging the latter in classic gommunist style
fuck britian
davey cameron is a pie
>>53791135
done something similar a few times.
not just a pointless trip while I was unemployed but usually made a day of various interview dates. took pictures and stuff, saw a museum, visited the shops because I knew I wasn't going to get the job
>>53791186
the word is dual-heritage you racist bigot
Lads, I really really want to leave uni but I've already spent all this money on it and when I spoke to my mum about it she was angry at me for even suggesting it and said she wont let me live at home if I do. I've been keeping all my problems from her for months so she wouldn't get worried about it.
What do? I've had a shit life and uni is the only place I've ever had a social life but I'd still do anything right now to be away from it.
>>53791156
Fuck off you bent cunt that is haram
don't fit in anywhere lads
sup fags
>Jerusalem will never be our national anthem because it would be considered xenophobic
>England's new anthem will be written by Banksy
Ever been addicted to prescription painkillers lads?
pretty fucking rough coming off them
>>53791288
hi friend :)
>>53791255
join the army
>>53791293
I vow to thee my country BTFOs Jerusalem
Can't stop laughing at her name lads
give me some (you)s for (Yu) please
>>53791252
This. Blacks are literally the lowest tier of women. Some men come before black women for me I'd say.
>>53791299
Awful drugs
I've tried almost all of them and they are all terrible
Make me feel sick
>>53791326
P L E B
LITERAL P L E B
>eaten at least 2500 calories today
>drank enough to get a hangover tomorrow
27 is the magic number :^)
>>53791148
fucking this mate
I don't even do coke any more if its isn't from a batch. But whit that comes dealing with a lot of shady people so I end up doing 3-4 times a year and mostly during the holidays
>>53791299
Written by Bansky with the music composed by Russell Brand, and performed by the Islamic Federation of Britain
>>53791343
Shes not bad.
>>53791325
Tip top slag
>>53791255
just quit and post on /brit/ all day instead
why would someone who works for a local authority vote conservative?
is that not basically like wearing a sign that says 'fire me first'?
>>53791346
Meant for >>53791186
gi'z a good film to watch lads
preferably something sad
>>53791326
This is correct
>>53791421
For the good of the realm
>>53791346
what
i was (politically) correcting someone now you reply with more racist drivel! ugh!
>>53791014
it's not
>>53791380
Good luck!
Cheering for you!
>At Dentist office with my dad
>Start looking at Anime videos on my phone
>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>He watches in silence for a bit
>"I can't believe you watch this kid's crap"
>Start getting nervous
>Other people in the office start staring at me
>Stutter out "o-ok"
>Look up
>There's a little kid holding an Asuka doll
>Realize that I look no better than him
>People are smirking at me
>Try to ignore it and keep watching
>"I wish you could drive as well as you memorise everything about those little Chinese cartoons"
>"You never even got in a car"
>Begin to start crying
>Start getting pitied looks from people
>One guy's face turns into a nasty smile
>Walk out of dentist
>Hide in car
>Dad walks out and starts screaming at me
>Calls me a fucking retard and tells me that he already payed for the visit
>Already crying in full force
>Dad smacks me across the face
>Walk back inside with him
>Everybody is staring at us
Does anybody else go through hell whenever they look at Anime and other things around their family members? I just can't take it anymore
>He believes in proportional representation
>He hates the idea of elected officials representing their local area
What makes you think Rorke from a council estate in Slough knows shit about farming in Yorkshire?
Is he last name Smell lmao
I wanna feel like I feel when I'm asleep
>>53791442
grave of the fireflies
>>53791343
>tfw no asian girls here
>>53791442
home alone 2
>>53791054
would be great tbf
>>53791442
watch the trurman show
What do you reckon lads?
>>53791384
left your proxy on x
>>53791178
>tfw english so can't vote sinn fein
>tfw no based gerry PM
>>53791511
Rorke for days
>>53791014
think this girl might be interested but honestly too autistic to tell
>>53791467
first thing I have ever had in common with a yankee doodle
see you there pal
30 minutes walking and 1 minutes lifting.
is that enough daily exercise?
literally cba doing anymore
>>53791442
blue ruin
*dips hand in vat of blood*
*wipes it across face*
>How does that make you feel?
>Down
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35347037
don mcleans been beating his wife
>tfw brit has become so stale and shite that I've gone from coming on every day for hours to barely being able to stay 10 minutes once a week
Fucking hell
>>53791255
The money you spent is a sunk cost, so it shouldn't necessarily figure in your decision making - if you want to change degrees etc. But if you want to study the same thing, or go into a field that is the same as what you are studying, then it may be best to stick with the course. Obviously your mental health or whatever problems is a factor though - you'd probably have to be honest with your mum though. Also, you might be able to take a break from your course.
Girl I know posted this on Facebook
>>53791471
>2016
>anime
fuk u fag
>>53791589
SNP voters on suicide watch
>>53791442
Lilya-4-ever
The Killing Fields
Dear Zachary
Hearts and Minds
>>53791442
Leaving Las Vegas.
>>53791529
>blondes
not a fan tbqh
>>53791606
this
usually only check up late at night and its getting bad even then
>>53791606
How do you know it's stale if you're only here for ten minutes a week?
Transgenders aren't mentally ill. That implies they just can't help what they are doing.
No. They are simply perverted. Transgenderism is a perversion
>>53791580
I would unironically have sex with one of these if nobody ever found out
>>53791560
good post
working my way through 8 cans of stella
>>53791606
it's only good late night when there's more diversity in the countries posting
much like real life, britain is better when there's less brits and more people of other cultures
>>53791471
'no'
>>53791606
no one cares
>>53791529
>BMW drivers
binned.
K im sick of people saying i'm to pretty to be on here.. desu i'm not really on here that much, but that means nothing im a little chunkstar and far far from perfect. you never know who you mite meet! keeping alll of my options open!! i can go from being so nice to a **** in 0.5 seconds!
I'm 110% not a catfish Dpmo!
Why is there so many catfishes it really wind me up! If your a catfish trying to message me you will get caught out I'm like the female version of nev on catfish mtv so save yourself they embarrassment and drop me right out!
However I'm a well nice person if your not a catfish lol
I'm down to earth,bubbly and loud!
I'm not shallow..
Im on here for abit if bants I'm not sure what I want!
If you start the convo with "hey there" I won't reply it cringes me out ha
I'm not on here 247 so be patient!!!
got an exam tomorrow at 2 and im fucked for it haha
>>53791645
Bizzaro Rasheed
>>53791550
I think he's literally insane
Still gonna vote for him though :^)
>>53791673
Rasheed
>>53791630
literately the colour of my poo
>>53791293
>And now, may we all rise for our national anthem...
[Brittunz racist innit - Banksy, 2016]
In our old land of racist, blinders and bigots,
Bankers and bonuses,
and Iceland chicken fillets,
The government was bogus,
If you'd have all seen it...
Open your eyes sheeple,
You're all too blind to see,
That whites aint people,
But people of colour be.
You must leave our country filthy nationalists,
You're nothing but a plague,
For in this multicultural nation,
You'd all belong in the Hague.
The future is ours,
Weed, lentils and dreadlocks,
For Nazis are cowards,
No kids born in wedlock.
>blue monday
What about the poor refugees in Calais and Dunkirk who has gone through so much hardships in their own country, and yet they refuse to wallow in self pity, and they've fought hard for a new lease of life by making the treacherous journey across Europe, whereas our own citizens break down at the smallest sign of increased workload. We really have a lot to learn from these courageous souls.
Post non-white slags. Black, Irish, paki I don't really mind.
>>53791471
If this is true, you should suicide yourself so you can restore honor in your family.
>>53791702
>gif
fuck off
>>53791725
eat more fibre then you silly wanker
your poo should be a lighter brown almost yellowish
>>53791718
Fucking kek
I have to go to a place at some point tomorrow for a few hours and write on some paper
Fuck my life lads
>>53791662
Because everytime I'm on it's the same shit and I can't stand it
>>53791673
wew
I'm in love with Yu
https://www.instagram.com/p/78aPftOmFQ/
She even messaged me first
had a dream that there was a simulated solar system that I could influence
rome never fell and took over the earth and the sun blew up
bit weird 2bh
>>53791697
>tfw never have the balls to start convos on tinder because they're all probably catfishing
To be honestly with you, boys, gender roles are what built our entire civilisation. Us breaking these traditions has contributed to the shit going on in the world today. Feminism, transgenders, the gay agenda etc is a tool by the elite to break humanity down
>>53791718
must be all that irish nationalism that has rotted his brain
>>53791014
tinder basically stopped giving me matches because of its shit algorithm and POF is really putting me off women so i think i might try match.com or maybe pull someone IRL idk
>>53791326
>I vow to thee my country
>the original poem the lyrics are based on was written in Stockholm
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
*For many young women in Korea, becoming a K-pop idol is a dream. But once they sign a contract with an entertainment company, they find there is a lot more to pay than just hard work and persistence. Female trainees are traded by brokers and are allegedly brought to bars and forced to engage in sexual work to get ahead, even if they are still minors. One ex-trainee claimed in an interview that the going rate for a “meeting” with a female trainee was $220, while very young trainees, or those signed with a prominent label, cost between $700-900.
In 2010, Taiwanese singer Estrella Lin claimed that when she was a member of girl group 3EP Beauties, her agency bartered her body to potential investors. She said this is an open secret throughout the Korean entertainment industry, and actresses and singers are expected or forced to give sexual services in order to get advancement opportunities. In 2002, Jang Seok-woo, CEO of Open World Entertainment, was arrested for not only sexually abusing female trainees, but encouraging male idols in his employ to do the same. Aphrodisiac substances were administered to trainees, some of whom were underage. Open World Entertainment would go on to issue a public apology for “causing disappoinment,” with a conspicuous absence of any reference to the victims of the abuse.
>>53791718
Is this real kek?
I can't work out the man's personality at all
>>53791757
met a 45 year old twink on okcupid who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?
>To be honestly with you, boys, gender roles are what built our entire civilisation. Us breaking these traditions has contributed to the shit going on in the world today. Feminism, transgenders, the gay agenda etc is a tool by the elite to break humanity down
>>53791755
lol i had never even heard about blue monday until today, and i had a pretty good day today tbqh
banging tune too
>>53791812
I tippeth my fedori to thee, good sir
The internet has given a voice to people who would have been shunned and killed and society in the past
Did Bethany just say she was 40?
>>53791876
shove a condom up your bum in case he forgets
>>53791876
wash your shitter out
>>53791876
old gimmick
4chan is always the fucking same but I come back here because I have nothing better to do.
>finald
LE DAILYMAIL FAEC LE IRISH ARE ALL LE RAGING ALCHOHOLICS XDXDXD LETS ALL LAUGH AT LE IRISH PEOPLE
LET'S LAUGH AT STUPID MONGOLIAN INBRED GENGHIS KHAN SLAVIC FUCKING STALIN RAPEBABY CUNT FUCKING DO THE WHOLE WORLD A FAVOUR AND OFF YOURSELF YOU DEPRESSING FINNISH CUNT YOU HAVE CONTRIBUTED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO THE WORLD YOU CUNTS ARE A FUCKING WASTE OF FUCKING OXYGEN THE SWEDISH AND RUSSIANS FAILED IN KILLING ALL OF YOU SINCE THEY THOUGHT YOU'D KILL YOURSELF SINCE YOU LIVE IN SUCH A DEPRESSING SHITHOLE GO DROWN YOURSELF IN A FUCKING LAKE YOU STUPID FUCKING FINNISH CUNT FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT BURN IN THE DEEPEST CAVERNS OF HELL YOU CUNT
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF YOU AUTISTIC FINNISH FUCKING STUPID FUCKING MONGOL FUCK RUSSIAN SWEDISH RAPE BABY CUNT I FUCKING SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING AUTISM FUCKING BIG HEADED TRACKSUIT WEARING FUCK
GO SUCK OFF A FUCKING RUSSIAN AND BEG PUTIN FOR SOME SPARE CHANGE FINNISH FUCKS YOU AREN'T EVEN A REAL FUCKING COUNTRY YOU FUCKING MONGOLS
FUCK FINLAND IT SHOULD BE DESTROYD FUCKING THIRD WORLD SHITS BELONG IN ETHIOPIA
RETURN TO MONGOLIA TO YOUR MONGOL COUSINS TO YOUR MONGOL FINNISH HEARTLAND IN THE STEPPES
want to kill myself every time I hear the crash course theme
>>53791911
Katharine Hepburn best Hepburn
>going to bed at 9:30pm
fucks sake senpai
Think I'm gonna have a wank to Marge Simpson lads
If you can't handle me at my worst, you can't handle me at my best to be honest
did he return?
>>53791806
What does catfishing mean?
>>53791802
>No millionaire chink gf
how can we tell if the poleaboo posts are real
redheads > brunettes >>>>>>>>>>> bl*ndes
>>53791970
Is that cloudy apple juice? looks nice
>tfw been on 4chan for nearly 10 years
What happened
>>53791757
waheyyyy
>>53791821
just make a new tinder account mate
>>53791971
semi relevant but i saw the movie catfish
and holy shit I can't believe there are people that think it isn't staged
innit!!
>>53792008
Yeah I think I have been too, that's fucking weird, I remember pranking Tom Green, Battletoads, Pool's Closed/Habbo raid etc. Those were the good old days. I was like 14-16 then. What the fuck.
>>53792008
i came from the warcraft forums round about TBC time. when was that
Give us this day our daily bread...
>>53792017
Cubans are white innit
>>53792045
really not worth the effort anymore done that twice now, get matches and shit but cba - im looking for a real qt gf not some slag based on a narcissistic app *tips*
>>53792008
Only 8 years for me
what is Peter Hitchen's opinion on the NHS?
our father who art in hell
>>53792101
same 2bh fa.m lol
which ethnic group in the UK has the highest fertility rate?
This triggers the cityscum
>>53792120
Give me a woman to take to bed
>>53792136
>>53792148
did he do it this year?
>>53792120
And forgive us our trespasses
>>53792168
Irish Catholics or Pakistanis
>>53791319
>army
Go for a better branch lad
>>53792166
lol really?
i also posted my face on there
i was so naive
just a babby
fuck islam
fuck mohammed
>>53792151
privatise it and give it all to the fatcat bankers
>>53791949
Well tally-fucking-ho to you too old chap
>>53792136
we killed the wrong hitler
I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT YA CUNTS
>>53792225
>>53792168
Catholic Irish outfuck even the pakis
>>53792220
yeah i used to post on off topic
>>53792180
reeeeee i live in a civil parish and reeeeeeeeee i want comfy village reeeeeeeee
>>53792120
And forgive us our denbts and we forgive our denbters
t. greeks
yanks in
>>53792218
the army took in all the people with sub-70 IQ and E's in Math GCSE at my secondary school
he's basically one of them
Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with /brit/
>>53792265
same
B A N K E R S
O
N
U
S
E
S
>>53792180
B-but muh nightclubs, muh drugs, muh pakis :((
>>53791757
>>53792265
well posting on offtopic won't improve your DPS will it? couldnt stand you casual fucks when I played
>>53792180
eww i bet everyone there is white
>>53791529
One on the right is really qt and has big tits to spunk on
>>53792198
don't know
>>53792004
That's piss
>>53792180
>floods the whole shire
heh, stupid inbred countryscum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zZjSMED0IE
>>53792304
what would /int/ be like if each state had a general?
>>53792360
is that a brand
lad on the undateables is literally wearing a fedora and speaking in Frank Sinatra song lyrics
>>53792304
Oh, such a perfect day
/brit/ just keeps me hanging on
hiya lads x
>>53792360
it's semen
david cameron doesnt care about us
he only cares about the bankers
>>53792401
WHAT ??? WHICH BUTTON DO I PRESS ON MY REMOTE TO WATCH THIS?????
Listening to a bit of Texas Is The Reason wondering where my life is gonna go from here haha :)
>>53792413
alri gayboy
>>53792422
youre not wrong there mate youre not wrong
Just spent the last half hour staring at pictures of the waifu.
Now I'm going to smoke 50mg of DMT and try and break through to the 2d world.
Wish me luck lads
>>53792303
An E? fucking hell. More of a reason to choose a better branch if they can barely count.
>>53792302
gas chambers
wish i didnt exist aha
>>53792413
http://www.pornwikileaks.com/wiki/Christianx
>>53791213
The top comment suggests:
>But perhaps it would be easier if the EU had a combined nuclear arsenal rather than the individual countries.
That guy must be out of his mind.
30% in favor of scrapping nukes is a pretty scary number though. It should be possible to maintain the system, and even to construct successor submarines well within the constraints of your 2% budget. The UK plays an important role in global deterrence, and I hope that your government is willing to accept that role even if there's a faction that would prefer to relinquish it.
i don't get it, why don't we just raise the taxes on the higher income brackets and lower the taxes on the bottom?
>>53792401
channel 4 mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG0erhuG4HU
DAILY REMINDER THAT IF A TRAINSPOTTER CAN GET A WHALE GIRLFRIEND THEN SO CAN YOU.
Why do I have a sudden urge to get an Argos catalogue tomorrow
for the euromillions
>>53792168
Bangladeshis as I recall.
>>53792377
Really gay tbqh, most American posters are shit
>>53792486
>narrow tax bases
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwImxfw19Fs
literally a more upbeat version of God Save the Queen
How do Brazilians get everything so right?
>>53791135
The fuck is a Dee Dee?
Also looking comfy af.
>>53792457
follow the demons lad
lads my new gimmick is going to be me dating a at chinese gril called Yu
Hope it goes well
>>53792180
Comfy wumfy
>>53792530
thems some proper DSL
>>53792419
Only just read the other pics, jesus christ who even does that
>>53792457
goodluck !
Business idea: sell your boyhole to wealthy Gulf Arabs
>>53792535
why
i reckon euro genral are only better because smaller territories/ closer cultures.
state generals might be good desu
>>53792473
>pornwikileaks.com
whoa
Facebook memes honestly make me want to top myself sometimes
>>53792008
I've been here since at least 2005 and all things considered I turned out alright. Not going to pretend I've had an ordinary life, but given the choice I wouldn't change anything. Lurking/posting on 4chan for an inordinate period of time isn't such a big deal.
>>53792530
ape looking bitch
>>53792625
Is that Jimmy Carr, what the hell?
>>53791802
where can i find a millionare trust-fund chinese gf like this who'll pamper me lads?
>>53792655
I just don't understand it
I can't watch The Undateables. It's too much.
>>53792602
There aren't nearly enough posters for it anyways. 4chan is a much more international board than you realise; there are probably more Finnish posters than Texas posters despite Texas being 5x as large as Finland.
>>53792530
Literally so ugly I'd laugh if she approached me
>>53792655
well at lest it means he stopped doing comedy
>>53792675
Canada I bet
>>53791949
Hi, just came here to say that I am sorry. Just me, one Finnish guy. I hope everything in your life goes well or at least better than in mine. Have a nice evening.
