Aussie Bunda edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4m0jC7hdbs
Azusa
>I make money but I don't work at the mint
She wants a man from brum
ANNA
>>53787662
Here you go, Paddy.
shouts out ma goons in manny n nottz, london, leeds, birmingham n wolves
Joly de Lotbiniere
Guide for the coming thread
>>53787775
me in the middle btw
>>53787774
ang tight all the midlands mandem
>>53787655
>>53787765
WOW
Who is she?
>>53787828
>>53787765
>>53787733
Very tasty slags tonight gents, I approve
>>53787882
You are a nice person with a cool sock collection. You are good at peeing in butts.
pic related > stack fucks like u
>>53787882
I like your hair :3
>mfw I've offered to add people on 4chan who claim they have no friends and are lonely on steam
>mfw they never reply or say 'no thanks'
HAPAX LEGOMENON!!
>>53787885
Curvy Zishy Girl
http://www.perfectnaked.com/curvy-zishy-girl/
>>53787828
would stir my coconut milk in her curry if you catch my drift
where is the real thread you fucks
any of you lads know of any decent flats going in belfast?
>>53787951
why do you post yank politics in /brit/ all the time? why should i care? post it in /cum/ or something
fuck off yank
Nearly time to get off the train lids
>>53788066
haha im not on a train silly, good post though
gf on the floor
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-35343680
arrogant students btfo
>>53787662
>>53787556
>Likes fertile women
>Likes qt belly buttons
Good lad, our taste in women is very similar and patrician.
Do sex with her? Yes?
Shirt delivery came
Both fit
xx
>average American cup
>>53788133
probably yes if she got a different hairstyle and put a collared dress on
EASY ways to make money Lads?
? !
>>53788041
East end m8
>>53788133
yeah i'd give her one why not?
>>53788150
Your mum and sister just came
Both fit
xx
>>53788098
I am haha
>>53788042
that was brit politics. less than an hour ago
gj
pictures of extremely pretty girls just depress me because I know I'll never have one desu
>>53788133
yes
>>53785483
>Volunteer for a bit for work experience and meeting new people
>Get a job for money and meeting new people
>Use money for driver's license
>Lift weights for confidence
Sorted. You could do that in less than 6 months.
>>53788163
>'people' that drink fizzy drinks
>>53788198
>trump
dgaf
fuck off yank
>>53788178
S E R S H L A D
>>53788133
Yes she's alri
>>53788123
>>53788192
Everyone in my family is fit
xx
>>53788099
alri
>>53788119
>Penguin
Literally who
>>53788231
>replying to a 50 minute old post
kill yourself
gonna get in the shower lids
don't need to shower, im just after the feeling of accomplishment that comes after a cold shower
>>53787709
Working at the Mint seems like a nice comfy job 2bh
It's probably a job you are least likely to get blown up at because its protected by the MOD
>>53788265
That's my new gimmick.
>im just after the feeling of accomplishment that comes after a cold shower
Having a crisis of confidence lads. I'm starting to like some qt girl and it's possible that she likes me but...
On one hand... i'm an incredibly insecure guy that probably has a mild form of aspergers.
On the other hand... people think I'm really unique. Several people (her included) have called me a gem. I've been told I'm absolutely hilarious. Some have even said I have a sort of strange suaveness.
But I dont know what to believe. What if all this time I have been decent and I could get a qt gf? What if it's just lies and i'm misunderstanding stuff?
I dont know :_;
>>53788238
Now we see Britains uneducated.
There was a debate for banning trump or not that ended at about half seven, it was all live and broadcasted by the BBC
>tfw no choco gf
>>53788259
still not happy they didn't go with random penguin
>>53788257
whattum dargy
>>53788266
N ONON
>>53788319
>gif
fuck off
>On the other hand... people think I'm really unique. Several people (her included) have called me a gem. I've been told I'm absolutely hilarious. Some have even said I have a sort of strange suaveness.
>>53788199
iktf lad
I just like admiring the beauty of White women, even if I'll never have one.
>>53788319
isn't that that fat git, boogie-whatever his name is?
*slides open a small metal grate in the door of a massive warehouse, revealing the sounds of frantic squealing and banging as the millions of runts inside throw themselves helplessly at the door, urinating all over each other in excitement at finally seeing light*
ahh excellent, the farm progresses nicely.
*slams the grate shut again and leaves*
>>53788335
Fuck off shitskin
>>53788319
delete this image of me NOW
>>53788353
don't EVER shout at me again
>>53788403
no idea
>>53788321
Gem is an alternate for "he's nice, but in a mentally ill cousin sort of way"
*open financial times whilst having a pint with the lads*
>oi put that away you bender
*lower paper and give him the "son i'm disapointed in you glare*
*raise paper again and carry on reading*
>>53788411
Loving this gimmick
>>53788123
I feel lucky to have a belly button fetish, love being a connoisseur of qts tummies
beating my wife
>>53788458
It's pretty rude of you to read the paper while having a pint with the m8s desu
>>53787940
Made a combination. Bit small tho haha
>>53788343
link her tumblr
>>53788508
t.irishman
Have a semi lads
>>53788435
NONON
>>53788521
don't have it
do have this other one though
I want to go downstairs and get some food but my mum has friends over. Fucking bitch.
Don't you find it hilarious that you have literally no idea what I look like?
I could be a fit girl, a fat girl or some complete neckbeard. I might be muscly, skinny, 5ft or 6ft. It's mental.
>>53788589
she sounds like a right normie twat
>>53788604
Stfu
>>53788458
didn't you get a job offer right after this?
>>53788521
>>53788576
http://i-hate-the-beach.tumblr.com/
>>53788604
I pretty much just picture everyone on this board to look like lisicki
>>53788604
>5ft
>>53788564
is kill la kill worth watching?
>taxi driver doesn't know where I want to go
>went to ask someone else
>turned the fucking metre on just before he got out
bloody paki cunts
decided to quit the internet for a while, except for skype and walkthroughs for when i get stuck in video games
obviously this means no more 4chan so see ya around suckers
*blip*
>>53788576
:(
>>53788636
:)
>brunette
death to the west
>>53787942
Because that's contrived.
>>53788657
yes lad
I personally like the dub, but the sub is fine too.
>>53788683
Why? Don't they want to chat?
One said 'sorry I don't talk to people I don't know'.
>be me, 17years old & unemployed
>go on take me out
>time to reveal my talent
>lights come up and i'm sat in an armchair with a weekend edition of the FT open before me
>"my my, commodities really have taken a hammering, better tell my broker to get me out of BHP"
>"When is Carney going to bite the bullet and raise rates? Christ.."
Every single light stayed on, I shit you not.
>it's a qt embarrasses herself on university challenge episode
:)
>>53788730
>>be me
Who else are you going to be? Fuck off reddit
>>53788411
poor idea mate
you want the normal sized ones. They produce more meat for the amount of food you give them compared to runts
>>53788730
Didn't you get a job offer immediately after this?
>>53788730
>be me, 17years old & unemployed
reported.
>>53788123
kek lad we literally do. Have an entire folder for her.
>tfw you get to say no to some degree twat at an interview
goood feel, fucking love it when you get to completely destroy those snobby little twats hopes of ever working in a jjb for 6 months. Your stupid piece of paper isn't helping you now is it? Your degree in physics is literally useless in the real world boy, i bet they didn't even teach you which are the little pricks that nick footballs in that lesson did they?
application
denied
>>53788818
What's her name?
>>53788660
what kind of fucking taxi driver doesn't have a GPS?
Wew
>>53788335
Literal dog
>>53788730
>17years old
people should report this rule violator
>>53788843
I've had to turn mine on my phone for him
>>53788660
>not using Uber
>>53787885
Her name is Natalie Austin
>>53788881
>announcing a report
reported.
>>53788713
You can be lonely and not want to chat.
People like that only have relationships with people when they reach out themselves because they feel off-guard when approached.
>>53788862
You lads should be using Free software
>>53788832
Angelic Model
>>53788843
it goes
1. private taxi
2. uber
.
.
.
.
999. black cabbie
I am literally two years old, haha. Ask me anything
pls no report.
>>53788914
>announcing a report for announcing a report
reported
>>53788914
>>announcing a report
reported.
>>53788905
They don't have it where I am currently
I did get one earlier to go to the station though
>>53788939
Oh right, ta lad
>>53788916
Are you one of these people?
>>53788953
>I live in a city with uber
Billionaires out
>>53788604
>5ft
>>53788964
>>53788965
reported.
anyone's willy need fondling
>>53789001
When did Quasimodo get gender reassignment surgery?
>>53788977
>They don't have it where I am currently
What third world country are you in atm?
>>53788984
I've gone through phases multiple years long like that, but I have friends right now.
>>53789002
i don't know actually. never tried looking for one. . I'm just assuming they're better black cabs
private taxi hires are always bros
>>53788956
reported.
think i'm going to start watching K-on again tonight, would highly recommend to you smart lads who want something to watch.
how's /nofap2016/ going lads?
Waheyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrP5Dyd4V_o
>the gatekeeper
>>53788928
I have that webm saved from ages ago, literally the most boner inducing scene of all time.
>>53789051
yea
>>53789140
Is James Bond real agent?
>>53789092
Weak looking cunt
One hit and he'd be done
>>53789127
you can see her fanny through those pants
can you delete this please?
>>53789133
hahahahah karen.
>>53789002
every major city in the uk has uber now la
>>53789006
fuck me lad, in stitches here
>>53789166
You're doing it wrong lad
>>53789192
>every major city
so just london then?
haha
>>53788730
Excellent gimmick
>>53789195
Gets me every fucking time. Manlets are comedy gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRgi5d7XsgY
uber is really good tbqh lads
tears for the povvo cunts who don't have it
*at nan's funeral's wake*
*reading my economist magazine*
>put that away anon, show some respect, you're disturbing the other guests
*give him the "I bet you don't even know the current price of brent crude" stare*
*continue reading magazine*
>>53789121
Quite badly desu, could do with a good tug.
>>53789115
Watch it with me lad I need to start on my eighth (8th) rewatch
there are little things i hate more than overexcited yanks
>>53789180
No
>>53789233
Gemma is unreal
if i think a lot in be gay can i be gay?
i had some obssesive thougts and im scared because i was thinking i was a fag
>>53789297
Poor imitation of the FT gimmick desu.
>>53789335
bit gay that
>>53789328
>vpl
Wew lad
>>53788928
>tfw no attractive, big breasted wife who bares her mouthwatering cleavage in a dressing gown for me
>>53789297
I am a strong advocate of asteriskposting, but this is just awful
>there are little things i hate more than overexcited yanks
The revenge porn-revenge storyline on Coronation Street is really resonating with Poleaboo
>stalking her as she goes to work
>getting revenge for her pressing charges, getting you fired
>wanting her to know it was you
>>53789307
haha maybe lad.
*gimmicks*
>>53789377
I have OCD or TOC
>>53789328
What sort of nonsense is this? Who would do this in public and why?
>>53789384
Kill yourself my man
Big fan of this 2bh
comfy af
>>53789464
Benders out
>>53789443
there is no need to be upset
tfw never gf
>>53788818
Oh I remember you lad haha, I got the image from you. You are a ledge.
Wait??? Does your liberal party seriously believe that the UK should unilaterally disarm all its nuclear weapons? What the hell? I can't even convenience of a American politician suggesting that the US should unilaterally and totally disarm its nuclear arsenal.
>>53788564
>>53789472
this guy is smart.
>>53788928
Who in the fuck is this?
>>53789492
I don't understand the mentality, I poured no scorn on her gimungus droopy udders
>>53789473
just having a listen now lad. quite good desu. granted, only a minute in but still...
>>53789549
>liberal party
Fuck off Y*nk
>I can't even convenience
Yank education
>>53789549
No I don't think the Lib Dems believe that
>>53789549
>I can't even convenience of a American politician
I should bloody well hope not
>>53789576
Its continuous for the duration, with slight variations, I like it.
>>53789549
Yeah, it's the Labour party led by Communistic Corbyn
dont you just hate, they ruin everything
someone said bunda?
>>53789549
The leader of the major left wing party (Labour, Jeremy Corbyn) believes we should be nuke free and he is slowly replacing his shadow cabinet (essentially who he would have in government positions like minister of Defence and Chancellor if he was in power. Also used to keep the party in power in check) with people who share his opinion because most of the party want to keep it
Our center party which is called The Liberal Democrats want to keep it
>>53789573
She's doing it for the camera of course, not to mention some people get a thrill out of being naked in public. Feel cheeky and all that.
>>53789521
Trading beauty is the duty of all lads tbf.
Just did a wank lads.
How about those immigants, ay?
i'm not welbeck but i'm that guy
grab girls in the dance cuz i'm that fly
you couldn't draw her cuz you wasn't that guy
collect like peng tings like i was a magpie
>>53789583
>>53789598
Sorry I meant "labour" party. Did I spell that right?
>>53789646
I meant to type "conceive." My bad.
>>53789701
you were only gone 30 seconds haha welcome back
>>53789682
no, but post what you have anyway
>>53789737
>black
Disgusting
>>53789698
I just don't understand how people can have the mentality that humiliating yourself on camera is somehow a good thing.
>>53789735
Wow that's a new personal best.
Need some tunes to get me through the work day lads
Post some please
public libraries should all be privatised.
>but where will poor people get internet
at the job centre
public resources just get hoovered up by the middle classes even when they're designed for low income people. the only reason we keep them is to appease middle class voters, mostly private pension individuals.
watching any anime tonight lads?
(You) for (You)s, anyone?
>>53789812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYisvzUo9uw
>>53789776
She's not humiliated. She's obviously very confident in her body.
>>53789676
>>53789689
Do their constituents actually believe this? Or is this being shoved down their throats by party elite? What is their reasoning behind such a dangerous proposal?
>>53789812
Look up African slave chants you wagecuck
really pushing it with this bong lads, big full glass cone n dat
gonna see how much i can choff
fucking hate, cant stand them
21st century schizoid man
>>53789829
(You)
>public libraries should all be privatised.
>>but where will poor people get internet
>at the job centre
>public resources just get hoovered up by the middle classes even when they're designed for low income people. the only reason we keep them is to appease middle class voters, mostly private pension individuals.
>>53789828
My life is an anime desu
>>53789737
bunda
>>53789774
>Hates nigs
>Danielle Sharp
Good lad
>>53789901
As promised
>>53789068
They are only in certain cities in the UK senpai
watching my so called life
>>53789871
Basic argument is that as long as the US, China &Russia all have nukes none of them will ever use them, so us having them too is a complete waste of money since we're sure as fuck not going to use them either.
>>53789876
Have you ever had a job mate?
Answer honestly
>>53787828
>posting a literal coke whore
Get some taste
>>53789817
Went to a wine tasting sponsored by Waitrose at my library the other day. Library's are lovely
watching the """"so called""" life
>>53789871
I would imagine that most people in the UK although would rather would have a world without nuclear weapons, can't imagine us not having any when other countries do.
The elite are trying to shove it down, but other members of the elite are pulling out again
Corbyn is a literal no fun communist
>uk
>cities
Outside of London, UK """"cities"""" are just run down towns given a makeover by shoving a big shopping centre in it
Anyone else watch gradeAunderA?
>>53789907
pretty depressing anime your life lad.
>>53789737
>>53789774
>big boobs
disgusting, real men we prefer medium size
Staying at an airbnb
House smells funny
Why are banks the most notorious of adverts for having white female-black make partnerships?
What protein powder do you lads use?
Do you add anything to it or just use milk/water?
>>53789917
>>53790112
Might be the body of the last lad that stayed there, watch yourself
farted and poo got all over me bum
uhhhhh
push it
push it real good
>>53790116
Do you even need to ask this question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdxvedxPhNU
good song lads
>>53790116
Those are the most likely to end up in divorce. Guess who people pay to help them resolve divorce settlements?
>>53790116
>>53790149
good banter
need a sissy yank bf
lol
>>53790116
lmao seen that all weekend
>Santander
>Halifax
am i right la?
any good funk tunes lads
>>53790133
yeah phwaor that's what I like im a bloke corrr blimey the chebs on her
yeah lads you agree?