/hr/ edition
janny's gonna do his fucking NUT
haha lads
>>53750752
sleep schedule is F*CKED again lids
>janny's gonna do his fucking NUT
>fedora posts are bad
get on the lash tonight or no?
me on the left
look at this stupid crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz-vgDOjAck
lads the 36 year old woman blocked me
26 pictures was enough i guess
poo
>punks not dead
>>53750789
haha banter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_early_HIV/AIDS_cases
>>53750846
Don't post links with my name in the URL you fucking cunt
20 years ive been on this planet and I havent even felt the sweet embrace of a girl yet.
Probably going to die a kissless handholdless virgin lads.
>>53750852
now post them here?
THERE'S NO MORE FREEDOM
THE BOTH OF YOU WILL BE
CON
FINED
>lads the 36 year old woman blocked me
>26 pictures was enough i guess
Maisie
what do u think lads?
“America is the land of opportunity,” “There is only one race, the human race” and “I believe the most qualified person should get the job” are among a long list of alleged microaggressions faculty leaders of the University of California system have been instructed not to say.
These so-called microaggressions – considered examples of subconscious racism – were presented at faculty leader training sessions held throughout the 2014-15 school year at nine of the 10 UC campuses. The sessions, an initiative of UC President Janet Napolitano, aim to teach how to avoid offending students and peers, as well as how to hire a more diverse faculty.
>>53750889
>his parents named him Dojack
kek
>>53750896
hang on lad this guy's giving me pics of his gf
gonna try and get nudes
Lads GoT hype in about 3 months
finally going to see maisies tits tbqh lads
>>53750928
i really, really like it
>Lads GoT hype in about 3 months
>finally going to see maisies tits tbqh lads
>>53750892
don't do it elliot
reminder
>>53750892
you fucking depressive cunt
do you think I really need to see this for the millionth time?
>>53750945
literally can't wait squeeeeeeee
>>53750984
thanks if u have any ideas you want me to illustrate let me know. i will give you credit
what do you guys reckon my my new meme?
>>53751030
ill see you in court
>>53750928
its ok
>>53751030
no
>there's no such thing as microaggressions
who /syria/ here
>>53750816
in the place of what was once banter and piss taking yes they add nothing and actually detract from the thread but i guess its just so much fun to green text a post alongside a fedora
>>53751000
>cissexism
>is sexist against 'cis'' in next tweet
heh, christ
baby you're all that I want
when you're lying here in my arms
>>53750932
how is “I believe the most qualified person should get the job” a microaggression? it literally acknowledges that they'd hire a fucking furry otherkin trannie if they were the best at what they do.
this world man, smdh
I really think about this every day. Every time I see a walking male, every time I think about a motorway, every time somebody mentions Dublin, every time somebody asks about the weather, every time I walk my dog, every time somebody mentions the want to be a hockey coach, every time somebody says they're tired, every time somebody mentions New York, every time somebody mentions boards.ie.
Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is walking towards me, and taking over my brain must have been what the rest of it's day did. Of course, Bravo Kevin you're a real human being and 190cm master race. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell COLD OUT! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past good 2 hours has had to do with this fucking picture. Even if it's just the faintest sound of his footsteps. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. Hate it. My life is giving out.
>>53751091
i do sorta agree with you, a lot of posts on here are essentially dedicated to calling people a nerd
>>53751090
wait so facebook owns all that land in the middle?
fucking madness
>>53751030
Wow. Honestly can't believe it's your first, that's really good actually.
haha wow. honestly... very very good.
*holds chin and looks into the distance*
*nods slowly*
No, no... very very good indeed. Yeah.
>I don't respect people's pronouns
>tfw will get a good nights sleep today because of Flux
working on another big meme lads
>>53751144
not sure where i stand with john oliver
agree with him on a fair few issues but he's such a dickhead and a cuck
>>53751201
>not using the improved version
>just got an 8gb usb stick for $2
what a fucking world. that would have been like $45 5 or 6 years ago.
>>53751052
actually laughed at this comment
Does Yotsuba filter out more blue light than Yotsuba B?
>>53751178
>Still up at 1AM
Obviously got a bit too much blue light blasted into your eyeballs today didn't you ahahaha
took a diclazepam
>>53751201
absolutely love this meme
>>53751250
good lad
in need of a new gimmick lads
Feel like after a certain someone stopped posting here that there is a 190cm hole in this thread, and a 190cm hole in my heart
>talking to someone on grindr for the first time
>asks me what im up to
>somehow decide that saying im browsing reddit was a good idea
H E LP
>Does Yotsuba filter out more blue light than Yotsuba B?
How do you pronounce Nige's surname lads? Farridge or Far-ah-j?
Farridge here.
>>53751207
john oliver is a retard whose audience is comprised of circle jerking retards.
>>53751212
>took a diclazepam
Watching some of my favourite anime OP/EDs lads, enjoying it but I hope I don't get back into anime desu
>>53751313
>Far-ah-j
that one
>>53751313
fa-rage
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
>>53751313
Car hole
>>53751313
fuck off you stupid fucking moron idiot faggot fucking reddit have i got news for you paul merton stupid cunt faggot fucks sake
>>53751251
>I don't use Tomorrow
took 5mg melatonin last night, first time in months and it really KO'D me combined with some etizolam and whisky
>>53751313
>not Nigel FarrAAH-gee
>>53751351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9CXmEUwvgM
https://twitter.com/tomhfh/status/688350642675560448
>>53751315
>retard
>went to cambridge
nah
>I use Tomorrow
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
>>53751378
>>>/manchester/
>>53751389
Fedora drug
>>53751392
>19, durham uni, ocassional youtuber. passions include: politics, internet, and gr9 banter.
in the fucking bin
>took 5mg melatonin last night, first time in months and it really KO'D me combined with some etizolam and whisky
>>53751410
his piece on gun control is quite honestly the worst piece of journalism i can think of.
>>53751446
looks average
at least its not communist furry genderfluid
>>53751446
And massive turboqt.
Would definitely bf him. :3
what sort of shenanigans would spurdo get up to with pepe?
>>53751392
FUCK OFF I POSTED THIS IN THE LAST THREAD YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT, FUCK OFF TO MANCHESTER SERIOUSLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I have gone past the event horizon
>>53751488
top banter from that slag
>>53751488
what a retard
>>53751488
bit sad that innit
>>53751488
she had a bf for fucks sake
probably a typical female suicide which is a cry for help that accidentally killed her
>>53751480
yeah he's qt af
>>53751488
RIP
made a chocolate cake
>>53751518
You're probably from Runcorn lad, jump off the bridge and end it now, I beg you.
>>53751609
fuck off jf, french is not an accepted culture in /brit/
>>53751200
runescape?
received this earlier
It's 2016 and just about anybody's first port of call for anything is the group chat. A sacred thread of messages where you and your mates live to create banter to get you through the day.
Girlfriends just don't understand. Often they'll quip "what's so funny?", but she can't see. It's for your eyes only. Never mind any of this "even when I'm with you, you still speak to your mates more" shit. I need my mates.
But we all know what goes on in the group chat. It's near enough universal, and it's all down to the basic characters that can be found in any chat. It starts with the plan maker - he started the group and when you're in dire need of a lads night, he's on hand to orchestrate the proceedings. He hasn't got time for any maybes, or 'I'm seeing the Mrs', he's determined to get everyone out and having a good time.
Trying his best to wind up the plan maker is the main source of banter, the jester. His responses to the plan maker don't matter, you know he's going to be out. But for his own entertainment he messes about by declaring all the ideas for the night are terrible and sends ill timed pictures - a clear cut wind up merchant. On his side are the impartial ones - usually in their twos, they tend to go with the trend and join in with whatever the chosen topic of banter is. Ever reliable, sometimes easily lead, but will most likely be appearing on a night out.
>>53751650
FOY
>>53751650
rap more like shit
>Secret files exposing evidence of widespread suspected match fixing at the top level of world tennis, including at Wimbledon, can be revealed by the BBC and BuzzFeed News.
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT ISN'T FIXED
>>53751660
hmm
>>53751658
yes
>>53751683
my m8s gf unironically goes through his phone and reads our group chats.
bit weird
>>53751631
you can have some if you want
it's a fondant it's pretty good with some tea
>>53751696
Your face
>>53751728
PARANOID
A
R
A
N
O
I
D
>>53751730
more like fondon't haha banter
>>53751327
im an anxious wreck right now ;-;
any tips on finding my equilibrium again pls lads
anyone who follows ladbible should be shot imo
>tfw my /hr/ is too /hr/ for /int/
bakupai
>>53751696
Good thing I don't really give a shit about sports
>>53751771
hehe
I rather like the album "Modern Life is Rubbish" by Blur
Should I kill myself?
>>53751576
probably wasnt happy with the bf
>>53751777
whoah, that was my post
>>53751779
benzodiazepine drugs
>>53751779
Come and spoon with me :3
>>53751789
pls
>>53751488
Bit sad actually
if women are so oppressed why do men kill themselves 3.5 times more often
>>53751833
ah image 1142 welcome
>>53751779
A cheeky Xanax
Guess which one is me
havent been outside in approx 60hrs
>>53751779
nick drake
>>53751939
havent been outside in 6 months
>>53751939
>>53751962
havent been outside in approx 30 hours
>>53751877
suicide attempt rates are near equal. it's just men choose violent ways to die because they want to ensure death. women want to preserve their bodies in a whole and beautiful manner so often go for things like overdoses etc.
>>53751779
have a wank to >>53751660
>>53751987
female attempts aren't real attempts, they are cries for help
>>53751841
>>53751902
dont want to become dependent on drugs
>>53751846
i-if only ;-;
>>53751789
high res slag
>>53752010
Been messaged by a qt half-black half-slope med student on OkCupid who is a 93% match.
>>53752035
PAWS builds character
>female attempts aren't real attempts, they are cries for help
>dont want to become dependent on drugs
>>53752054
nice
>>53752075
what are PAWS
don't do benzos
just look at the posts by the people who are addicted
>>53752050
high res qt
>>53752114
post acute withdrawal symptoms
how do you like my new pornfu?
>>53752134
This.
Do lyrica instead
>>53752134
they are class doe
>>53752158
quite nice
>>53752134
>>53752169
drugs fucked me up
i'm looking for a non drug solution
>>53752134
Always assumed they were from one lad desu
>>53752158
>America
>>53752158
you stole her from me
>>53752158
She really loves black dick
>>53752211
nah benzos are a meme drug on 4chan for some reason
>>53752209
Meditation
>>53752211
nah there's at least 3 benzo addicts
>>53752209
Have you tried meditation?
>>53752134
all me
>Do lyrica instead
doing a diazepam
>>53752251
>>53752211
It was my gimmick about two years ago to shill etizolam. As a result a lot of anons got addicted I feel bad.
>>53752140
How many cocks do you think she had ridden this weekend? I'm guessing about 10 — and that's not taking into account the amount of dicks she has sucked
>>53752158
she's qt af
jillian jansen is pretty goat tier 2bh
>Have you tried meditation
>>53752255
>>53752259
i've tried it a couple of times without really looking into it and like an idiot got distracted during it within 5 minutes and gave up
wheres a good place to learn how to do it properly?
>>53752209
jus b urself :)
benzo withdrawal is a joke. I quit a six year daily habit two weeks ago and I feel fine.
>It was my gimmick about two years ago to shill etizolam
>>53752328
>wheres a good place to learn how to do it properly?
Just read some Asian philosohy books or audiobooks and you'll develop an interest for it
>>53752309
you have the same first name as me
there are four lights
>>53752318
why do you do this, don't you feel dirty? Just look at this cute face
>>53751789
this is the closest I will get to being in a woman's bed
>Just read some Asian philosohy books or audiobooks and you'll develop an interest for it
Fedora posting is dead. You plebeians that refuse to let it go are honestly just embarssing
>>53752339
you obviously tapered
>>53752382
>mfw i've literally been in bed with a girl and done nothing
>Fedora posting is dead. You plebeians that refuse to let it go are honestly just embarssing
>>53752351
like what
>>53752406
mate you are a normal
>>53752406
did you sleep
>>53752381
Because it's the truth
>>53752398
yeah but it was only a two week taper
>>53752426
Alan Watts is good for laymen and entry level
>>53752433
barely my willy was diamonds i didn't know what the fuck to do
we are at the height of fedora posting desu. it isnt going to get much better than this
>Fedora posting is dead. You plebeians that refuse to let it go are honestly just embarssing
>>53752451
thats plenty
>>53752452
>head like a fucking iron
>>53752328
I honestly can't remember how I learned to do it, I downloaded some PDFs and watched YouTube vids.
The main thing you need to do is get the breathing technique down and sit correctly, then the rest is just down to you persevering and trying not to get distracted.
>>53752468
Cuddle with the girl and "accidentally" press your willy into her
Things will go from there
>>53752468
did you consider putting it in her minge
>>53752470
do you think this image could be used as a fedora, even though there is no fedora?
>>53752470
Agreed. There isn't anything that you can do with it that hasn't already been done. Reddit posting is an interesting derivative though
i kissed a girl
and i love her
>>53752406
>been in bed with 4 different girls on like 7 occasions
>3 of the times was with just us two
>didn't try to fuck any of them
hahahahaha fuck my life f4m
>>53752532
if he shaved that beard and lost weight I think he could actually be a solid 7/10
>>53752406
I've legit lost count now but I'm still a kissless virgin
>>53752519
should've been drunk that day 2bh
>>53752520
went a bit weird, i asked a girl i knew if i could sleep at hers after seeing a gig in her city because i couldn't get home
the she showed me her bed and walked off doing something i'm not sure what and got into bed with me
barely even knew her 2bh
don't think i could have fucked that up any more
>>53752537
alri katy perry?
>>53752574
He's an actor
>>53752532
look im no expert on fedora posting, but i think that people would understand what you mean. that man is associated with fedoras, even if he doesnt have a fedora in that image it will still invoke the same emotions as a traditional fedora image.
>Reddit posting is an interesting derivative though
>>53752587
FUCK you
Does anyone here have attractive female friends that they would never try to shag?
I really do like them as people and value their friendship desu and they find me funny and think of me like a brother and I think of them like sisters.
I haven't even wanked over them.
5 Episodes of Come Dine With Me on Channel 4 right now. Being neet truely is goat.
>>53752586
>walked off doing something i'm not sure what and got into bed with me
She was probably fingering her pussy to get in the mood before you fucked her, oh wait you didn't
>>53752378
DARMOK
>>53752591
yes but he's still a fat fuck
>>53752659
AND JALAD
>>53752641
Me desu
One of my friends in particular is probably the prettiest girl I know, but she has a boyfriend and I have a girlfriend anyway
>>53752662
I guess what I mean is that he's an actor who plays neckbeard characters
There's not many people who will own that
>>53752654
now a few years later i've been posting cara day in day out out of boredom lmao what a life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo
>>53752641
the only girl i know is my mum
Alright lads heres something to do.
Go to a random board on 4chan browse it for ten minutes and bring back a photo/meme you liked.
Here's one from /out/
>>53752456
nigga there's like 30 books by him
which have you read that you can vouch for?
>>53752716
what's this lad? some sort of condensed chocolate snack?
>>53752716
thought that was a takeaway at first lmao
>>53752716
looks tasty/10
>>53752641
Yeah but I've wanked to them all at one point or another
>>53752716
ok
>>53752712
Love this depressed lonely suicidal irishman meme
you make me smile anon
>>53752737
Someones dogs kept shitting in their lunchboxes
>>53752719
The Way of Zen.
I've got some new Liara pics to share with you lads when I get home haha
pondering the logistics of a wank
Just finished Peep Show lads and I will never see a new episode ever again
>>53752716
/mu/
>>53752811
rip
>>53752796
pls i am fragile
>film set in the future
>white people still exist
600ug trip next weekend lads
any of you worthless neets tried methoxphenidine?
>>53752698
hahaha you absolute mad man
>>53752830
Nah honestly I really like you
>>53752839
Just had to abort a shroom trip there with zopiclone because I started having auditory hallucinations of obnoxious farts
when you do a psychedillic are you aware that what you are seeing and hearing is due to the drug or not?
>>53752856
Yes it is fucking horrible. It feels like a speed overdose and really shitty ketamine.
>>53752811
>tfw they'll bring it back for some one-off special when they're in their 50s and it will be shit and depressing and just remind you of when you were young and how long ago it was
been watching peep show since I was like 15 and even though they're both older than me I feel like I can relate to their lives.
>>53752716
just picked this up from /n/
>>53752716
/hr/
>>53752889
yes
