elliot rodger edition
cara
chaz xcx
dara
17 no 38
The man Drake
come on lad there's no need for this thread wars autism
let's just chill out yeh?
camel xcx
Need to sleep desu, getting less than 5 hours currently and I've got an exam tomorrow
jannies gonna be pissed
>>53753591
>>53753591
>>53753591
>>53753591
we (the lads) are all in here
>>53753773
what exam lad?
>jannies gonna be pissed
>>53753802
please stop thread wars are ridiculous
>>53753803
Quantum chemistry
>>53753817
i'm just directing newcomers to the more active thread haha
>the janitor
>>53753842
wew lad
>>53753888
Fuck off yank apologist cunt
>>53753888
FOY
stop bumping the other thread you mongs
>>53753941
fuck of anglo scum, americans run /brit/
Is this the real thread lads
Bit wary about yank editions
>>53753941
what is sage
>>53753981
shoo burgerboy
>>53754002
yes
>>53754054
>announcing a report
reported
>>53754002
the other one is more active
>page 2
KEK
>>53754100
it's literally not though you yank sympathiser
>>53754058
make me limey
The other thread is perfectly legitimate.
And yes, it is now on page 2.
>>53754129
page 2
KEK
>>53754152
fuck off shitskin
>>53754160
This thread, I mean, not the other one.
>>53754186
jokes on you i live in a unabomber style cabin in one of the whitest states
random strawpolls:
http://strawpoll.me/6211111
http://strawpoll.me/6211123
http://strawpoll.me/6201111
http://strawpoll.me/6200111
http://strawpoll.me/6211221
>>53754392
FUUUUUUUUUCKING HELL I could go for a wagamama right now
new business: we all put in 2 quid to pay for a psychologist to come on here and answer questions
where is everyone
>>53754670
in here
>>53754275
>>53754637
a yank is trying to mug you off
ME AND YO DAAAUUUGHTER
GOT A SPECIAL THING GOOOIN' ON
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKD2sEX3TO8
>>53756149
What would you do if you were a nonce?
>>53756223
good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRIjPH0jhwI&list=RDLFQqR6d5Bao&index=3
listen to this while you think about >tfw no super qt gf that completes you emotionally, sexually, intellectually, and spiritually
>>53756243
fuck off kiddy diddler
>you will never live in a society where technology is indistinguishable from magic
Feels bad lad
Is it worth going to Ibiza?
>>53756279
every day technology would be very magical to pretty much every human that has lived before us.
i wouldn't be surprised if by the time we're in our 40's, 50's, and beyond that technology might be so far ahead of what we would have expected that its like living in a fictional world.
>>53756305
no one in ibiza likes yanks so fuck off
>>53756305
went last summer on a #LADS holiday
no
rate this post lads
I got sucked off by my cousin tonight, lads. I feel like I should feel guilty about it, but I don't. Not one bit
>>53756305
if you like beaches, sunshine, and degeneracy, sure.
>>53756346
what happened la
>>53756359
Good lad.
>>53756359
meh, like grandma always used to say, a bee jays a bee jay!! xD
>>53756358
6/10
>>53756344
CONE BOOBS
O
N
E
B
O
O
B
S
>>53756305
Ready mix, packet of Smash
Sex cults
6 packs lash
Drum edge
No tone, they're faceless, the mix on sticks
Ibiza's rotten encrusted rocks
Transmit, transmit (transmit)
Plug it in, pre-mixed, all bought it
It's all about the gear
Bleached-hair wanking mates just flown in on the Lear
Private-jet, personal flyer
All Danny, all fucking Dyer
Straights eight quid a packet?
Fuck that, I'm on the baccy mate (transmit)
tl;dr no
>>53756359
what happened la
If dubs i kill myself right now
>>53756358
pretty shit post lad
t. i build fences
Where can I find a sissy bf like this in Cornwall lads?
>>53756346
>no
why desu
Great cuckold video.
http://xhamster.com/movies/5564832/sexy_southern_wife_tries_our_friends_huge_bbc.html
Especially at 4:10.
>>53756406
you dodged a bullet there
>>53756376
technically she's my cousin's daughter. Not sure what that is to me, but my cousin is old enough to be an aunt
if evens i smoke this kush
if odds i save the rest of it for MLK day
When will this cunt go to prison?
>Great cuckold video.
>>53756359
embrace it, its the american way son.
>>53756419
>tfw
>>53756439
>MLK day
Bet you murder rates will jump noticeably tomorrow
Anything with MLK...
did the owen jones cuck meme come about just because he's left wing or is there a specific incidents?
>>53756419
>Give me your fucking babies
Jesus. How can white men even compete?
imma go smoke my kush on the couch
smell yall niggas l8r (probably tmrw or suttin...)
hes a bloody
RACIST
>>53756460
This is better with audio because as she is reversing he screams "MUH SGOODER".
>>53756490
>tfw want kids
>tfw no women will ever have one with me
>>53756477
From this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_oIUHRRCTM
>>53756532
haha why is "no" so high?
I just found out the girl I'm going on a date with soon has fucked about 30 guys. She told me herself. Dating her would be a complete embarrassment, and making her a fwb would even be a health risk. She's a nice enough person, and I don't want to be cruel with rejecting her. What should I do?
Got smacked in the mouth last night
>>53756370
>>53756414
it just seems like its mostly clubbing i.e. shit you can do in your own country except everywhere is more packed and the pills are even worse qulaity, wasn't really worth going for me tbqh.
>>53756477
He was shown a poll saying people are sick off immigration and he got triggered saying the poll was a joke and then started going on about how Britain has massive amounts of interracial breeding.
>>53756548
Brit/pol/ rigged the poll
>>53756553
where did you get this pic of me
>>53756528
link pls?
>>53756553
Just wrap it up and smash nigga. Take off afterwards
fuck it
>>53756579
proofs?
>>53756579
yeh thought something like that happened
good banter tbf
>>53756597
remember i used to believe this when i was 14
cringing
>>53756553
Just fuck her but double bag your bellend.
>>53756614
I was in the thread helping rig it.
>>53756587
I haven't seen it in at least 6 months, I don't have it.
>>53756553
she might be lying to make herself seem experienced, some girls are actually stupid enough to exaggerate how used they are so guys assume they are good at sex
>>53756553
tell her she's a disgusting slut and if she wanted a decent guy she should have thought about that before fucking 30 guys
wish i had some wed to smoke not gonna lie
havent had an appetite since i stopped smoking weed desu
>mfw a yank implies that Trudeau was behind the crude oil slump near me
>>53756553
>She told me herself
Triple it. Rule of three. Men say 3 times what they actually fucked, women divide their number by 3. She's fucked 90 guys.
>>53756731
just smoked and eating some biscuits right now ngl
Another extract of Peter's autobiography has recently been released, what are your thoughts on it?
>I expected it to be an awkward experience to share a hotel room with Christopher, but I thought he would have at least grown out of the escapades of his youth. I was wrong.
>At half past one he entered the room and turned on the lights, drunk from whiskey and with his arm around a Somali woman. "How does it feel, Peter?" he asked. "First you lost your Empire, and now millions of foreigners are coming in, destroying everything you once held dear, and now your own brother is cuckolding you with one of them."
>He gave her a quick few slaps on the arse before entering her, her voice was soft and it invigorated my libido. I closed my eyes and listened. It was strange… I never thought this would be my life, being cuckolded by my superior brother, but alas here I was. I opened my eyes to watch this devilish act play out. The thrusting was done with no sound or grimace, only the cold dead stare of his eyes into mine. He stared, I stared back, it was a metaphor for our entire relationship in life. Her moans gradually grew louder and louder. I watched as my brother did what I could not. The pleasuring of this woman, it was something I could just not achieve. I knew right then that my brother deserved her more than I ever could. As he finished with her the Somali woman said in her strong Swedish accent, "kiss me Peter". I did just that. I kissed a girl while my brother pleasured her.
>At that moment I knew that my atheistic and quite degenerate brother had defeated me. I was a cuckold. And I was aroused.
doing a sleep
night lads x
>>53756757
giz a bite mate
>Triple it. Rule of three.
>>53756694
True 2bh.
>>53756740
thats a lot of guys
>>53756579
No they didn't, it was a genuine poll. Stop lying, Owen.
Why is it bad to "slut shame" (refuse to date someone who sleeps around) but okay to do the opposite (refuse to date a virgin)
>>53756775
ok, sending now but it might take a while to arrive
>>53756716
I've really been missing it recently
>>53756731
I lost 20lbs
I'm nearly under weight now
>>53756614
He's lying, you'll find no such thing in the /pol/ archive.
>>53756785
i doubt it or else labour wouldn't have like 30% of votes and ukip would have more than 1 (one) seat
>>53756802
could u not eat? every time i eat something i just start feeling nauseous
>>53756765
it's pretty funny
This is from his autobiography:
>"One of the most shameful nights of my life was the night my brother brought home Helena. Busty, tight arse, blowjob lips. Everything. Literally everything I dream about every night.
>He fucked her. He fucked her in front of his virgin little brother. In every which way he could, and took his time doing it. His blue eyes staring into mine looked like that of a corpse's.
>Yet at that moment he was experiencing pleasure I knew that I never could.
>At one point she stopped sucking (Complete with the horrendous, loud sound of suction being cut off), and said with the uttermost of venom in her strong Brooklyn accent: "what the fuck is wrong with you"?
>"I don't know .." I replied.
>My admittedly rather well endowed brother then bent her over and took her from behind .. vaginal. The stare continued, a haunting expression of what to this day I still am still not sure what of. Although I do suffer from Asperger's Syndrome, I do believe that even the most emotionally capaple human being would have trouble reading it.
>She screamed and moaned and slowly called his name in a rather erotic manner. It was then that I became aroused, and then it suddenly hit me properly: here I stood, with an erection, watching my atheist degenerate brother enjoying this young maiden. I knew life would never be the same.
I entered the Moroccan Harem with the small, but still present hope that I would finally lose my virginity. I was greeted by six busty Muslim girls with big juicy arses; which I wanted to slap like a crazed gorilla.
Before I knew it they were upon me, rubbing my chest and shoulders. They slowly but surely applied some pressure and and I fell to the floor. I was on my back and each one of these tarts was holding down a specific part of me to ensure I couldn't stand up .. or escape.
Two of the whores removed their clothing, and before I knew it two sets of big, lucious tits then started squirting milk into my mouth. I swallowed every drop, occasionally gargling. I couldn't believe my luck. Still pinned down by four women, the naked couple then walked to each side of my head and squatted. This was the closest to fanny I had ever been in my life.
And then the waterworks broke loose. Torrents of vile, yellow, horrendously smelly piss bathed my face. I tried to scream but only a horrendous gargling sound could escape. I had never been so humiliated. How DARE these vile women do this to me? And I was utterly helpless to do anything ...
Then the finale, after the vile cows had finished urinating, one remained squatted whilst the other stood up, put one leg over my chest, and resumed the squatting position; arse directly above my face. Within 15 seconds a loud gasser came thundering out of her fartclappers. I quickly raised my head and attempted to inhale every odourous whiff I could.
I thought it would end with the fart, but when I saw the brown log pertruding from her big round cheeks I stopped attempting to inhale and quickly moved my head back. I of course tried to run .. this was futile, I was strapped down. Slowly but surely, this big, fat, smelly log fell out of her and landed in my mouth, which was open from screaming at the top of my lungs. I was hoping to get fucked. I had been cucked.
>>53756856
You'll find no evidence of rigging the poll in the /pol/ archive.
>>53756879
the hell is this bollocks fuck off retard
>>53756856
There's more to politics than immigration you dumb underage /pol/shit
I wonder if she thinks of me like I think of her... I doubt it ;_;
>>53756919
Hello Peter.
>>53756859
I just don't feel as interested in eating anymore
I also had nightmares after a lot right after stopping and still some now that I think effects my appetite
Been more physically active though and I get real depressed if I haven't exercised
>>53756919
Rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dokVqb0oH9M
saw some bullshit video on facebook some foreign student faggot posted about the differences between american and british english and it said american say "on the weekend" rather than "at the weekend". is that right? i swear i've heard plenty of americans say at
>>53756966
might try start swimming again or something then so i will actually need to eat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpEy2Hd871o
canadian grime lads
>>53757024
fuck off
>>53756927
Rasheed.
>>53757016
i say on the weekend m8
think i have a testosterone deficiency
>>53757032
end yourself you mug
not sure why that triggered you
>>53757039
That doesn't even make sense, he's the one trying to argue that the 95% anti-multiculturalism statistic is fake
>>53756740
>I told my GF I fucked 2 girls before her
>My GF said she'd had two guys before me
So what? I've had 0.6recurring women and she's had 6?
>>53757016
m8, they say "on accident". English is not their strong point.
>why yes maam i do happen to call people mugs when i lash out on the internet
>>53757077
Yes.
>>53757070
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/more-britons-believe-that-multiculturalism-makes-the-country-worse-not-better-says-poll-10366003.html
@53757087
nice picture of you here m8
>>53757121
???
>>53757121
even blair came out ages ago and said multiculturalism had failed
Got my first kiss today, lads. I felt like a goldfish kissing her. But she said "it wasn't the worse kiss I've ever had" and later texted me that we should hang out again sometime
>i believe multiculturalism is a major issue
rorke.
>>53757153
merkel did too
>>53757142
that poll is more accurate than the rigged one
>>53757171
FONT
>>53757171
good for you lad
now fuck off u normie fuck
>>53757189
I don't understand how this makes me a paki
>Wanna fight?
what do
>>53757212
>get shot
>>53757212
Get my arse kicked but hopefully get a couple licks in
>>53757201
i wasn't the one that called you rasheed but the one you called an underaged pol shit
>>53757212
don't reply just smack the fuck out of him
only just started my philsophy essay that was due in 2 days ago lads hahahahaha
>>53757254
In that case, my point is that people can not be confident in multiculturalism but still vote Labour for a myriad of other reasons
95% anti-multiculturalism doesn't mean 95% UKIP voters
you used to call me on my cellphoneeeeeeeeee
Everybody knows shit's fucked
>>53757299
>but still vote Labour for a myriad of of reasons
what reasons?
>>53757335
Are you literally brain dead
business idea: live in peace and harmony alongside the pakis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTCP1IIWcew
business idea: kill everyone but me
>>53757344
t. Canadian
business idea: hide and wait for anon to kill everyone then kill him
how the fuck can people like coffee lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ISenpl1R94
>>53757351
how much of our country has to change to accommodate them?
I'll set the bar at 0%
>>53757390
Now he knows, dummy
had a dream where i lost my virginity to a prostitute
she was a nice prostitute though
>>53757391
because they're helpless addicts
>>53757335
A lot of them vote for Labour "because me mum n dad did n their mum n dad did".
>>53757344
>ad hominem
heh, guess i can chalk up another debate victory
*blocks fallacy fallacy reply*
>>53757391
le grown up drink maymay
watching sleepless in seattle
i dont drink coffee desu. i dont need it in the morning i just have a shower and i wake up
Business idea: walk around tomorrow with my willy hanging out of my fly, wait for someone to notice and then "Oh JESUS, bloody hell... how long has that been out? How mortifying! God!"
>""""""""""great"""""""""" Britain
Is it weird if I keyed a girl's car just because I saw her smiling and laughing?
>>53757460
no thats pretty standard procedure
>>53757460
nah
>>53757460
Ribena
>>53757460
Anywhere outside of /r9k/, yes
>Is it weird if I keyed a girl's car just because I saw her smiling and laughing?
>>53757391
Coffee is Americans following the fox and the grapes.
Remember that they loved tea so much that they threw a shit fit when it was taxed higher, rioting and throwing the valuable tea into the harbour as a fuck you to them.
They then started to drink the American produced beverage known as coffee while saying it's not like we liked tea anyway.
how can i key a girls car on an anonymous imageboard?
food for thought: can something be sexist, but also be true?
just car'd this lads key haha
http://strawpoll.me/6571955
http://strawpoll.me/6571955
http://strawpoll.me/6571955
vote
>>53757460
Amazing idea
How did i do?
>>53757537
3 of them are right.
>>53757391
its bitter and warm
>>53757530
no way im too savage
>>53757403
>Yanks call him the Chesh-eye-er cat
>>53757530
to which cirlce of friends are you referring?
primary - no
high school - yes
college - no
uni - no
>>53757577
>high school
good lad
Business idea: chat a girl up, bring her home, finger her and eat her out for ages, get her absolutely desperate for my cock, then finally put it in and just let out an enormous wee inside her fanny.
>>53757530
I was one rank above the guy who was the butt of the jokes
had to be careful not to lose that spot
>>53757603
>finger her and eat her out for ages
UNITED KINGDOM
YES!
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
going back to a shithole tiny house in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do tomorrow lads
Business idea: put some chloroform on a rag and hold it to people's faces
>>53757621
hello virgin
>>53757569
>Be from Cheshire
>Everyone thinks it's Cheese, Cats and Footballers
>>53757626
hi bb
>>53755092
haha what the fuck
>>53757646
hello
>>53757656
>bb
don't call me that
you may call me elvis
>tfw I will never get to commit a high school shooting
I wish we had guns like the Americans. When I was in high school I used to daydream about doing it.
>>53757668
hi elvis
>>53757671
>high school
JOY
thats not a girl lad
>>tfw I will never get to commit a high school shooting
>I wish we had guns like the Americans. When I was in high school I used to daydream about doing it.
Business idea: catch the bus and sit at the back with all the chavs and see what they do
>>53757691
Mine was called a high school m8.
>>53757661
You know you want to record a vocaroo of you taking it.
rate my willy lads
Made a date on Thursday lads with a girl from work lads
think I might finally make it
>>53757721
b-but i'm a boy anon !
>>53757671
I used to fantasize about about stopping one by taking down one shooter then getting in a gun fight with the other
>>53757710
>high school
JOY
also
>wanting to do a mass shooting
JOY
business idea: the yank girl makes a feisty vocaroo and i masturbate to it
>>53757732
*rates your willy*
>>53757738
good now FONT
Business idea: go into a primary school during the day and just walk around. Go into all the classes and nod hello to the kids. See how long it takes to be ejected.
>>53756908
My fucking sides
>>53757750
If I was American I would have done one. So JOY does not apply.
>>53757754
What is a "feisty" vocaroo
>it's 4:33
>normals are still here
@53757776
>replying to your own post that late
hmmm 2bh
>>53757756
I'm evolving m8
we all gonna make it someday
Business idea: shoulder bump nerdy, weak looking lads on the street and see what they do
>>53757782
something like "fuck off you loser go to bed" but more sexier i suppose
>>53757754
*invests*
>>53757814
but what's the business part?
Business idea: Convert to Islam
literally lmaoing at the /int/ mods
they've just given up
>>53757739
I'd recognise your bow legs anywhere.
>>53757814
already do this
verdict: fuckall
depends if you're a hard knock like me though
>>53757839
ahh yes, very impressive
>>53757770
probably depends on how old and creepy looking you are
>>53757838
extorting money from them by exploiting their fear