>USA
>Free
>>53748132
What the fuck? Please tell me this is some sort of joke. I knew that they had some backwards laws to make people wait until they were 21 (TWENTY FUCKING ONE) but this one is just a meme, right?
>>53748132
Dry country means you cant buy it past midnight because of the prevalence of drunk drivers
That is factually incorrect. I live in South Jersey and you CAN buy alcohol.
>>53748201
You technically can't wank to girls with small breasts in Australia, why do you think this is so strange to see? Every country has weird laws
>>53748221
>>53748201
It's also bullshit because you can buy booze up until either 2 or 4am in Michigan depending on the liqour license.
>>53748221
>A dry county is a county in the United States whose government forbids the sale of any kind of alcoholic beverages. Some prohibit off-premises sale, some prohibit on-premises sale, and some prohibit both. Hundreds of dry counties exist across the United States
American CITIZENS are literally treated like Australian ABORIGINALS
>YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>53748201
Dry counties have no liqour stores. It's legal to drink though you just have to go somewhere else to buy it.
>>53748271
I bought booze an hour ago in one of your maps supposed dry counties.
>>53748201
>Please tell me this is some sort of joke.
You don't need to be told that Bruce, look at your flags
>>53748132
I work at a target near lansing michigan (in the yellow area in the mid lower center of the glove) and we sell alcohol the entire time we're open (till 10 or something idk) so ???
>>53748259
They b& asn porn down under?
>>53748201
It isn't illegal to possess, or even homebrew. Yellow and Red just mean restrictions on where and when you can buy alcohol from a vendor.
An interesting related story, do you see that lone red county in South Dakota? That's an Indian Reservation that went dry to try and curb alcoholism. There is a single liquor store right across the border in Nebraska to the south that makes literally millions every year off of people cashing Social Security checks and going across the border to buy booze from them.
>>53748352
Can you get me your employee discount? I want a new xbox controller.
>>53748332
HOL UP SIR, I NEED TO CHECK YO CAR FO RED CUPS
>>53748271
Most of those dry counties are actually indian reservations
Did another video game get banned down there, leaving you with nothing better to do than obsess over us again?
>>53748386
mfw based aussies literally ban roasties from porn . being a roastie in porn is LITERALLY ILLEGAL.
>mfw I live in a yellow county on that map right next to a red one
>can literally walk into my nearest grocery store and buy cases of beer whenever
Up your shitposting, Australia.
>>53748132
>aus
>can't even play pure vidya
Wew lads
>>53748501
your mum started charging for blowies
Based Utah. Fights degeneracy but still allows you to enjoy a beer at breakfast.
>be Australian
>hotline Miami banned
>loli doujins illegal
>airsoft guns banned
Hahahahahahahahahaha
>>53748411
No I'd get fired.
Go to gamestop :^)
What the fuck is up with kansas tho
>>53748860
>tfw I live there
JUST FUCK MY STATE UP
>>53748452
You don't even know your own country
Just admit you are BTFO
>>53748917
So what does it actually mean? What's the yellow about? What can/can't you get ?
>>53748821
Dick
>>53748422
Personally I love America and literally every Burger I've ever met IRL has been a total bro... but, the fact that there even is such a thing as a FAT cop over there is fucking beyond my comprehension. Here it's hard af to even get into the academy for it (not really "hard", but you have to be in good condition to even qualify, and with 8k applicants for 500 spots, competition is tough).
... is this why American cops so often shoot niggers and shit, because they can't handle running or taking them down physically so they shoot instead?
>>53748935
Usually just means the liqour stores close at midnight or even 11 if the county is strict.
>>53748565
This tbqh. Also, even if you get the death penalty, you may choose firing squad and die like a man.
10/10 would like to live in
>>53749028
Our liquor stores don't have to close at midnight though and they have my whole state yellow.
>>53749021
>... is this why American cops so often shoot niggers and shit, because they can't handle running or taking them down physically so they shoot instead?
It more has to do with the fact that people really hate niggers.
>>53748132
>tfw I live in Colorado and Vermont
>>53749112
Well, bad example I guess, but I also read that contrary to what the #niggerlivesmatter tards say, it's statistically more likely for a white offender to get shot by the cops than a nigger. Still, how can you even do the job as a cop while being a lardass? I don't get it. Sure, you ride around a patrol car most of your shift, but our cops are all in good condition still... in fact, I think they can get fired if they are too out of shape.
>>53749028
So you can't go to the drive-thru liquor store at 2AM?
Haha and /int/ always says my state sucks
>>53748394
>we killed dem poor injuns
>dey dindu nuffin
Why do they want to kill themselves so badly?
>>53749021
>is this why American cops so often shoot niggers and shit, because they can't handle running or taking them down physically so they shoot instead?
Yeah. That and racism.
>>53748132
>>53748221
Hmm, something looks familiar about that distribution..
>>53748394
>Yellow and Red just mean restrictions on where and when you can buy alcohol from a vendor.
What are acceptable vendors in red and yellow?
>>53749239
>drive thru liquor stores
Do you seriously have these? Is that a loophole way of keeping stores open like those Dutch fast food vending walls, or is it a laziness thing?
>>53749870
Yes. It is across the street from my old high school. There is no loophole. Liquor is sold 24/7 here.
>>53749239
Even PA had drive through liquor stores.
>>53749870
>he doesn't have drive-thru liquor stores in his country
>>53749715
State ran liquor stores, bars, and places that sell only alcohol.
>>53749870
We're just lazy.
dem blues..
>>53749715
>Some prohibit off-premises sale, some prohibit on-premises sale, and some prohibit both.
It really depends on the country. Some areas only have state stores, some areas have time restrictions, and some areas prohibit the sale of beverages in storefronts. It's a small government thing.
We don't have religious police patrolling the streets and making sure there isn't an alcohol consumption going on.
>>53750057
>It's a small government thing.
Maybe I am misunderstanding you, but state ran liquor stores, all of these meaningless restrictions on time, et cetera, is a "small government" thing?
>>53749367
Why haven't you killed yourself already?
>>53750119
A lot of these counties are within states that also contain counties which don't forbid alcohol sale. An Indian Reservation county being dry isn't the work of the Federal government. It usually has to do with residents of that county in particular wanting restrictions.
>>53750007
>>53750057
I feel as if the OP has misled me.
>>53750367
>Australian shitpost on /int/
>informative and educational
Come on, Bruce.
>>53749870
>Pommes don't have drive through liquor stores
How inconvenient
>>53748565
>>53749074
my brothers, white europeans are always welcome here
>Yoopers
>not drinking all the time
shit map to be honest
>says the nanny state
eyy jaja
>>53750254
>white
>middle class
>married
Why would I, Pissing Booze?
>>53749021
nope
>cop pulls over car (bad plates/stickers/speeding or weaving/???)
>walks up to car
>"License and registration please."
several things can happen here
>vehicle speeds off causing a high speed chase, every cop has seen videos of high speed chases where cops get killed
>at end of chase assailant either steps out with a gun and gets shot, or gets thrown out in a crash and gets the boots laid to him for putting cops at risk
or
>cop smells something like drugs or driver acts irate, asks individual to get out of car
>individual gets out of car and does not comply or attacks police officer
>officer training includes videos of cops getting killed when they lose control of their weapon to an assailant or getting shot by a criminal with a gun
>officer instinct kicks in and shoots idiot
or
>DRIVER COMPLIES AND GETS TO GO HOME WITH EVERYONE ALIVE
I'll never say all cops are good but holy shit imagine having to deal with violent niggers and meth addicts all day. It's not like they get to deal with the nice peaceful part of society very often. You'd be trigger happy as FUCK
>>53748132
Blue means no restrictions, other colors indicate some restrictions.
All of Australia imposes restrictions on alcohol, so your entire country is colored yellow f@m
>>53748132
>>53749628
#1 this is bs, I live in Houston
Also the 21 law, incase anyone didn't know, you can legally drink if ur with ur legal guardian or spouse who is 21.
>>53748259
wait what
>>53749870
They are called party barns here
>>53749021
Honestly, I think its because it costs money to maintain standards of health.. Unless you are in an area that has a need for foot patrols or has alot of calls involving foot pursuits, the requirements for healthy cops can not be seen as a priority. Granted in my county I don't see too many out of shape cops.
>>53754450
why dont you have drive thru homes?
>>53754553
There are also combined liquor/gun stores
>>53748132
>living in a dry county
>ever
JUST
>>53754553
most nice homes come with the first half done in the form of a garage, we are just too lazy to finish it.
>>53748132
You might wanna check your source, man. I live in one of the yellow counties there, and I can buy as much alcohol as I want.
>>53748565
utah isn't based at all
aren't you people 18-24 year olds? why the fuck do you have old man opinions?
>>53754553
Wait. Why don't we do that? A double-ended garage is a great idea.
>>53748259
>You technically can't wank to girls with small breasts in Australia
But I can pay to fuck them
>>53757190
So can I. I just have to go to a different state.
>>53749021
>... is this why American cops so often shoot niggers and shit, because they can't handle running or taking them down physically so they shoot instead?
That and their cops being power-tripping cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HowkfIBmHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjkivPBkDUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsPXosYEqQ8
>>53748132
This must be a joke, wtf murica
>>53748565
>mormons
>drinking alcohol
