Bed time edition
Laughing at all the cunts itt
crayon pop
>http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262245299474?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
PhoneBox - Includes Earphones, a three metre charger, a one metre charger, a glass protector and a case for iPhone 6 and iPhone 6s all for £12.99
>http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262245299474?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
Alri lads.
*cracks knuckles*
Just put on Jacob's K-On! Ladder Movie for the wife's son, time to shitpost in peace.
*starts listening to Aphex Twin*
Ahh...
I would put gamers and extra flag users in the same category
throw some anti irish rhethoric at me
interracial breeding grounds
>>53747352
me on the right
>>53747439
>nignog says some words 50 years
>have a national holiday
JUST
makes me feel good to know if all of /brit/ was put in a pit and had to fight to the death I would be the only one alive at the end
>>53747545
WOOO
>>53747352
Me on the left
Will heem anyone ITT in a 1v1 Oolacile Township
why are women SO narcissistic?
>>53747532
Oh, what I'd give to have a nice little house in Kazakhstan, on the shore of Lake Balkhash… Just kidding! I wouldn't give anything. I already own a city there, what would I need a house for? Oh, you may think it's pompous and foolish to buy an entire town, but one day you'll regret the decision you made when you chose to not buy that sunny little town by Lake Balkhash. Trust me, I've bought things and I've not bought things. Every time I buy something that turns out to be useful later on, I experience true ecstasy as my loins fill up and expand to a size most men can only dream of, and in that moment I call for a woman to lie with me — in that brief moment that may only last five minutes, I ascend these stagnant realms of the mortals and gaze at the divine! Opposite this, when I learn that something I could have bought but chose not to is giving somebody else those orgasms that I could have reserved for myself, I become overcome by sorrow. It is this universal truth that has taught me to take what I can and if I am faced with the choice to either leave something for others, or to take it for myself as well, the right answer is always to take everything. That poor little rural town you passed on your drive across the desert? You better pull over on your way back, get out of the car and head over there to talk business. If you have something of no monetary value and they have the basic necessities for survival, you will walk away knowing that the people in that town will never think twice to do anything for you; If they disobey, you may take away their crops, and if they disobey again, you may take their livestock, and if they disobey a third time, you may take their water. If they continue to disobey after you take away their water and their livestock, you may take their children and do with them as you see fit as their parents have offered them to you instead of offering you their own lives.
just watched Kiniro-Mosaic, lads
what's some other dank entry level anime?
Give me a reason to get out of bed tomorrow
banarna
>>53747489
>>53747558
Land of the free. Home of the Brave.
>>53747531
alright billy no mates calm down
Kyaz
>>53747607
Yuru Yuri
Yuyushiki
peace for ireland
give me some DMT smoking tips lads
>>53747625
Yes. Playing nerd games and using a trip whilst being too afraid to actually use a trip make you popular
>>53747531
Fun fact for people who don't have reddit flags, this guy is a reddit flags user and I can see his Scotland flag right now. It's all just a big in joke to laugh at anyone that 'agrees' with this 'opinion'
t. reddit flags pro
might smoke a spliff to get out of this shitty mood I'm in
Post a picture that encapsulated /Brit/
Azusa
>>53747514
Are you the same guy who was shilling the tenga eggs?
>>53747531
>tfw both
who /ultimate human garbage/ here?
>reading the art of war in public
>everyone looks at me
bet they think i'm some tactical genius lmao
>>53747704
It's a shame that hash oil isn't more popular over there because an oil rig is the best way to smoke dmt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midlands_Enlightenment
>his city didn't literally drag the rest of the country and therefore the rest of the world out of the stone ages
where the world be without birmingham?
a very dark place
>>53747740
Really want some baby sweetcorn. Why is such little food so expensive?
just ordered some pingers, whizzers, bangers and poppers from the indian sub continent
Anyone else get the new Argos catalogue over he weekend?
>>53747826
Bit early in the year to be ordering fireworks lad
enjoy buying things for £3 or less
lads does walking into shops and asking if theyre hiring actually work in this day and age? thinking about doing it but i reckon theyll all just look at me like im a twat and tell me to look online x
>>53747826
>fireworks from indian
Careful you don't die
>>53747675
ireland can get a peace of my dick ifyouknowhatimsayin
>>53747806
And now the irony is that Birmingham is a very dark place indeed
Hate Eddie Redmayne lads. Want to grievously assault him desu.
tempted to sell my mums old phone lmao
there's literally nothing wrong with playing videogames
>>53747664
>tfw from greater manchester
b-be nice
>>53747913
>I have literally never kissed a girl desu
>>53747933
>Tfw from Manchester
GOAT
FEEL
>>53747812
>>53747933
>""Greater"" Manchester
>Implying any part of Manchester is great to begin with
>>53747913
Did the wizard slay the dragon again?? Hahah mental. Did the man level up? Haha get a load of this
playing hoi3
/trv/ is the best board on 4chan
>>53747983
>Ireland
rasheed
>>53747968
iktfb
love a good banter
banter with the lads
>>53747933
you fucking faggot mate bet you're not even from Stockport
SO THIS IS HOW TO TALK WHEN YOU SPEAK TO ANGELS
>>53747972
Delusion
>>53747610
Wank
>>53747985
Reminds me of old /int/
considering which gimmick to deploy from my vast arsenal of gimmicks.........
>>53748011
Big boss has been a clone this whole time
>suicidal friend
>havent seen him for a week
>hasnt been online for a week
>isnt answering his phone
should i call the police on his house?
>ever implying cheshire isn't just a posh word for greater manchester
>>53747972
>cheshire
reminder that if you live east of sandbach you're probably a plastic scouse wool
Lads this tinder match took 14 minutes to reply to my message
Do I take another 14 minutes or just reply now
Need to show her alpha male dominance
>>53748090
go to his house breh
>>53748088
>playing games for the story
lmfao
>>53748011
>>53748088
You're a clone you fucking walnut
Good night, lads. Have to be up at 6am for work.
>>53748100
west i mean, fuck i'm retarded
Post tinder exchanges
>>53748115
>you fucking walnut
Literally tumblr
>>53747968
>>53747972
>>53748024
b-bolton born and bred l-lads, l-look at h-how white we are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8
sex drugs and on the dole
>>53748131
*reposts from r/tinder*
RIGHT LADS, BED TIME SOON - GONNA WORK HARD ON MY WEBSITES AT WORK AND THEN GET HOME AND FINISH MY ALBUM - GONNA MESSAGE TONS OF SLAGS ON DATING SITES AND GET LAID OR IF THAT FAILS FIND QT GF AND GET GF - EITHER OR IS GOOD, ANYWAY YEAH I FEEL PRETTY OPTIMISTIC SO THOUGHT YOU'D ALL LIKE TO KNOW, ALSO IM LEAVING BRIT FOREVER AND BECOMING A NORMIE, BYE
Nippy unmatched me on Tinder lads
>>53748011
>Venom kills Skull Face in the first act
>His life doesn't get any easier
>Realises its Big Boss trolling the shit out of him with his old friends at Cipher
>In the end realises that actually Big Boss was right all along and did nothing wrong
Would have been a better and less predictable twist.
Took sicily as moortugal lol
Tinder exchanges
Why do blacks kill each other so much?
>>53748160
bit nippy out innit haha
>>53748157
YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE STREETS LOCK DOWN YOUR ARIEL
>>53748160
hahahha
really makes you think
>>53748108
just reply when it feels right
>>53748130
>>53748152
>*looks up properties in Cheshire on rightmove, sighs, squeezes his eyes shut and tries to ignore the sound of the call to prayer by imaging the rolling hills, chocolate box villages, muddy 4x4s and pretty slags of Cheshire*
>>53748205
I guess Argentina really is white and European after all
>>53748205
Tits guys are the ultimate plebs
>>53748205
i'm a breast man but i rate arses
>"Where I live in south London there was a co-working space. I got speaking to some of the guys there. It turned out they were paying £400 for a desk per month and they had to sign a rolling contract.
LONDONERS HAVE TO PAY £400(FOUR HUNDRED) A MONTH FOR A DESK HHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA
ruddy nora ive only gone and blocked the toilet
>>53748205
>Arabs like arses
Who knew?
>>53748152
wow and to think I was going to meet up with a girl from bolton better not go down that route cause I might get blown up haha
>>53748205
Who looks up "boobs" and "butts" on pornhub? I only search teen or fake taxi or interracial
>>53748205
>Iceland
hmm
>>53748237
i used to live in cheshire, its full of chavs
What the fuck. People actually take tits over a good arse? I honestly sometimes think I love arses too much
>>53748205
I don't have a decided preference 2bh
>>53748302
Can't find the porn I like at all on those sites
>>53748205
love a good butt
>>53748205
why does N Korea like butts but S Korea likes boobs?
>>53748205
>tfw men only like boobs because boobs because they look a bit like arses
Absolute plebs, lusting over a poor imitation when they could be wanking to real, actual bunda
>>53747603
I was talking to a Korean girl and she has over 2,000 pictures of herself. I asked if she had any hobbies and she said shopping. What do girls do with their time? Don't they ever get bored?
What does a boob feel like?
>>53748340
South Korea can afford the plastic surgery
Boobs: literally sustain you when you're born, delicious milk that can be used as a source of nutrients in a pinch, enjoyed by white men.
Arse: Essentially a cushion with a hole inside that shoots out human shit. Enjoyed by subhumans and sexual deviants.
>tfw late night /brit/
>>53748400
god knows
>>53748318
chebs for life g
>>53748347
>>53748400
like a bag of sand
>>53748371
Arses don't have nipples
>>53748316
>I want to get away from chavs, where can I go?
>I know, I'll move to Manchester!
>>53748400
pretty good 2bh
>>53748371
>Liking a literal shithole over beautiful, nourishing, life giving breasts
>melee top 8 is probably only starting at 4 am
H E L P
me on the left
>>53748390
women have simple child like minds
>>53748502
DELETE
>tfw I've an easy as fuck job so stroll in every monday morning still half drunk and no-one even notices cause they're all as hungover as i am
reckon I could knock fuck out of anyone ITT
hmmmm.........
>>53748533
>Irish economy
arse is a must, boobs are a bonus
>>53748533
What do you do? Are you hiring?
>>53748500
Fighting games are the only game worth watching comp play of
my existence is extremely unfulfilling
>>53748390
Nothing, no hobbies, we just take pictures of ourselves and shop. No need to do anything else
>>53748484
>Literally having the same preferences as an infant
watching a documentary about scotland because muh heritage
>>53748547
b-b-but the media keeps telling me women are obsessed with black dicks
my gf has a big bum and small boobs desu
>>53748560
Civil service hire regularly yeah
>>53748574
at least Im not alone
>>53748606
>having the same preferences as a dog
>>53748606
>Literally having the same preferences as a mentally deficient homosexual pederast
>>53748606
>being a literal 3 year old
well?
>>53748650
Give us a job
>>53748623
>Women aren't obsessed with BBC
>Literally their second most searched for straight porn term
LETS GOOOO
RENEGADES TAKE THE FIRST GAME
LITERALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW
>>53748625
Feel bad for girls with big tits t︂b︂︂h
>>53748622
watch the scheme for the real scotland
https://youtu.be/Xan2xU-ZFic
>>53748666
>>53748676
>>53748680
S A V A G E
GOAT anime
>>53748695
Compared to men
>>53748680
>Misunderstanding Freud
>>53748737
>Over 200% more popular amongst women
>"Not obsessed"
>>53748547
>daddy
>http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262245299474?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
PhoneBox - Includes Earphones, a three metre charger, a one metre charger, a glass protector and a case for iPhone 6 and iPhone 6s all for £12.99
>http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262245299474?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
>>53748785
Okappa daROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>53748695
it's because 90%+ of porn involves a white dick, if you want to look at a black dick you'd have to actively search.
>>53748731
what animated cartoon from nippo?n
>>53748782
Compared to men
200% more popular than 5 men isn't a big number
>>53748547
>big black dick
>>53748782
men are more in tune and search for "big black cock" instead of "big black dick"
>>53748839
Nichibros
been a long time
you say you miss me
word gets round
you shouldn't have dissed me
step back don't try to kiss me
right about now i'm 50/50
>>53748815
you could probably sell someone a picture of a macbook if you hid that detail well in the description
not like ebay can do shit about it, if you stated that it was a picture
hmmmmmmm........
>america defies israels and netenyahu's orders
>world economy and oil prices plunge to record lows
>>53748847
Don't bully okay
>>53748946
tom
IT'S NOT THE BLOOD YOU SPILL THAT GETS YOU WHAT YOU WANT. IT'S THE BLOOD YOU SHARE, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR FRIENDSHIPS, YOUR COMMUNITY. THESE ARE THE MOST VALUABLE THINGS A MAN CAN HAVE.
lads can I just shave/trim with scissors
>http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262245299474?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
PhoneBox - Includes Earphones, a three metre charger, a one metre charger, a glass protector and a case for iPhone 6 and iPhone 6s all for £12.99
>http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262245299474?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
VERY close to suicide
>>53749047
Yes I do
>>53749097
ahaha
>http://www.hijra2ireland.com
encourages muslims to make for Ireland to create a 'golden dawn for islam'. suppose since they have saturated every other western european country, Ireland is the next victim
advice to muslims:
>Staying in the country:
>Immigration authorities in Ireland are very strict, however enforcement throughout the state is lacking. For this reason, you can enter the country as a tourist, student or any other way and stay without much fear of being deported. Undocumented immigrants in Ireland are plentiful, and the economic system is able to sustain them.
>Seeking asylum
>...this option is also valid for anyone who chooses to apply for asylum regardless the reason. While the application is being considered, the Irish system provides all applicants with a weekly stipend, housing and education. The duration of the application process can be very lengthy with many chances to appeal unwanted decisions, and prolong the stay in the country.
Means more kebab houses at least lads right haha?
>>53749097
cheer up mate
who /ahahaha/ here
ahahaha
me and the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCa0eh-I1iQ
croatia is the new meme holiday destination, literally every cunt i know went there last year or is going next year lol
>>53749140
more /waheeey/ myself
You want to see me fail
You won't get your chance
You want to see me fail
You won't get your chance
You'll never get your chance
This is our lives
This is who we are
You can't put a price on it
It's strength within our hearts
From within our souls
Stood strong throughout the years
This runs through our veins
We stay true to ourselves
(You want to see me fail...)
Who are you to judge us
Who are you to condemn us
I have respect, honour and dedication
For my family and friends
From within our souls
Stood strong throughout the years
This runs through our veins
We stay true to ourselves
(You want to see me fail...)
This is thicker than blood
Its all we have
PROVEN
ahahaha
been in such a benzo haze i havent showered or brushed my teeth in at least 4 days, don't think ive been wiping my arse properly either
waheyyy got my second super like on tinder, only been on 3 days
>>53749140
literally copying my gimmick after a week ffs
"Atheism was a mistake" - Friedrich Nietzsche
>>53749150
Game Of thrones innit
a girl has sent me 26 pictures of her feet and counting
who /who here/ here?
ahahaha
>>53749109
I mean can I just cut it off cos I haven't got a razor on me
it's ill when I'm heated how my heart stay cold
wtf when did people start nicking my 'ahahaha' gimmick
out of order that
>>53749206
You should be happy that it's spreading
actually, correction >>53749220
a 36 year old woman has sent me 26 pictures of her feet and counting
>>53749254
Cut your willy off?
Perseverance
Against all opposition
Crushing all limitations
Pure strength through solitude
Discipline and determination
>>53749281
facial hair la
haven't got my razor on me
>>53749254
That's what I do. Shaving is for gays, trimming all the way
>>53749263
>having a gimmick consisting of an utterance
>>53749290
bit heavy lad
hihihihihihihi
>>53749194
I've already told you this but I think you have a drug problem lad
hehehheh
>http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262245299474?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
PhoneBox - Includes Earphones, a three metre charger, a one metre charger, a glass protector and a case for iPhone 6 and iPhone 6s all for £12.99
>http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262245299474?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
anyone else here friends with Bill Hitchert on facebook?
Only you can end your suffering
You must be honest with yourself
You have nothing left to lose
You feel that everyone's out to get you
Been beaten down but the hate still breathes
Confined by consequences, it's your soul you must release
It's our struggles that define us
And the hardships we endure
Your spirit can't be broken now
You've come too far
what should i get this 36 year old woman to send me
wally pack or poo
christ I miss having my dog around lads
no amount of /an/, r/aww or loyal dogs welcome their returning masters/remain by their owners grave etc videos can really fill the gap
Always Unique Totally Interesting Sometimes Mysterious
*rolls a bogey*
Want one?
can life really be enjoyed as an average attractiveness, average intelligence middle class white male with no gf in 2016 without taking drugs drugs
>>53749330
Leaf: i really really like this image
>>53749382
>3 meter charger
These don't work
>>53749448
save money and buy/do something you enjoy
if you enjoy nothing then go backpacking until you find something
Where can I download Goodbye Punpun?
>>53749412
a PhoneBox
>>53749461
Save it, it's all yours my friend
>r/aww
>>53749342
something fell off the wall and made a huge noise and i spent ages trying to find what fell, but there was nothing on the floor
>>53749481
*Goodnight
>>53749431
I'm sorry lad
>>53749511
Get yourself some diazepam and taper lad
pizza and beer for dinner tonight lads
where can I download a gf
Might pay Matt Berry to narrate my life
>>53749431
Where do you live? I know someone with puppies
Just been watching End of Watch, gave me the feels desu
>>53749483
fuck me our politicians are THIS deluded
>95% say no
>b-but they d-don't m-mean it!
chips and cheesecake for dinner tonight lads
night lads
>>53749582
>a text poll on THIS MORNING
fuck me lol
>He actually cares about animals
Protip: Only losers autists consider blind loyalty to be a good trait.
>>53749431
sorry mate. stay strong and make sure you go through the mourning process and not just rush out and get another one as it won't feel the same.
>>53749650
alright Rorketist
Why isn't this thread in arabic?
>>53749650
Only loser autists consider loneliness a good trait
>>53749650
>not caring about animals
you sound like a twat tbqh
Lads
>>53749700
fuck off french indochina
>>53749700
ahahahahahaha because of the immigrants lmfao
>>53749745
Lisicki?
>>53749700
What did he mean by this?
>>53749745
all me
>>53749745
>letting words get to you
anyone remember when a lad used to make a pic 2/3 times per thread of the funniest comments/parts of comments and overlay them over a random picture lol
funny shit lol
>>53749576
god /s4s/ is shit
it's like FYAD but 10x more unfunny
>>53749785
where's he been lately?
