>/brit/
FIRST
Yorkshire
>>53736408
Jun
TRUMP BTFO
Gonna do his nut
post yfw you spot a large bunda
>>53736436
Azusa
me and amy at the festival last summer
better edition aha oxxoxoxooxox
>>53736412
>>53736412
>>53736412
Kyary
>>53736395
is she one of the girls from perfume?
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
>>53736434
>>53736447
except he wasn't lmao. That guy made Germany look even worse what the fuck, did he really think he was helping his case?
>>53736482
>australian
>better
>>53736494
Did you have a wank then
>>53736461
rare real life azusa.
>>53736474
me in the cubical doing a massive festival shit
>>53736494
I have unironically saw memes in closed eye visuals on DMT and ketamine
O, * cough *. I'm tired. I'm tired. Our food was good. Nice. All have received, I'm gone. . Tomorrow I want to train to Dublin. Dublin location. Hate it. I hate it, hate to open loop M50. MOHAI New Berlin street in Dublin all the way, because long. Hate it. Well, along with thirty. Airports do not think there thirty, on the other hand, does not see, but I'm with you.
>>53736474
Me on the right
Kyary
>>53736487
His partner in Capsule.
>>53736530
Where did you get this picture from our wedding
azusa is the words keion
mfw plebs don't like fedora posting
>>53736519
thats why we have a higher hdi than u idiot
gf just sent me this
Have you ever sang a song to a girl before?
if you don't support israel we can't be friends
>>53736595
Fuck off Y*nk
>>53736494
Howling just reading this
>>53736552
i've seen shiva expand infinitely in all directions
>>53736585
>muh hdi
Are Kaz
>>53736562
i was there lad, with Jun and the girls.
@53736595
Yank
drinking these beers very quick
literally 5 gulps
>>53736599
not with any meaning to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzIFjGcOKbg
Classic choon
Fuck sake
>>53736625
How many pics of Japanese girls do you have?
Do you think a 21 year old female checks her personak email account outside of term time on a Sunday?
Need a blonde porn slag with massive fake tits ot wank to - preferably doing a rough as fuck video with gagging and maybe multiple cocks fuckking every hole
go
>>53736659
belly ache
doing a relax
>>53736599
>whatever i said, whatever i did i didn't mean it; i just want you back for good
If anyone in this threads wants to fight me then name the place and I'll gladly show up to fucking deck you.
>>53736687
>Mouth fedoras
>>53736687
Fedora not pictured, out of frame
AND THROUGH IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
SHE OVERS ME PROTECTION. A LOTTA LOVE AND AFFECTION
>>53736642
>drinking on the Lord's day
On the cross lad.
>>53736692
Compton, CA
>girls who get into fights with people on Twitter and then are proud of how many people blocked them
why
>>53736599
i once sang a Sybreed song to my exgf and she thought it was really cute haha killing myself now
>why yes, I am a vaporizer enthusiast
good morning. Bit cold outside, the Irish weather. Sun, however, is out. Hopefully, it will be a little hot.
On my way home from Dublin now. Week of the places it has Enfield service station to 6 times, yeah,. I realize I can get some food. It now becomes how for the remainder of the day Well, I saw not know what, know you have. Good-bye, you have talk.
>>53736692
1600 Pensylvania Avenue, fucking come at me
Ask for Barack, I'll fuck you up senpai
>>53736677
Not many.
>>53736692
Birmingham New Street station just round the corner from the front entrance by patels newsagents
16:00 tomorrow
i'm gonna blow your fucking jaw off you silly cunt
>>53736729
Sang Angels by Robbie Williams to my ex, nearly killed myself the other day thinking about it.
gf just sent me this
>>53736706
>>53736741
The cross is too good for me, burn me or flay me please
>>53736776
FONT
>>53736745
why do you insist on posting fuggo chinks?
>>53736785
you on the left
lads
need a cheeky illegal movie streaming site
>>53736680
>Need a blonde porn slag with massive fake tits ot wank to - preferably doing a rough as fuck video with gagging and maybe multiple cocks fuckking every hole
please god someone help this man please, he's in dire need of a top notch scene
>>53736692
robin hood statue in notts outside the castle tomorrow, you'll recognise me as i'll be the mythical hero with the bow and arrow.
>>53736785
How can we expect to be the taigs if we don't increase the numbrer of protestants in this country lad?
>>53736776
have sang angels on karaoke on various occasions 2bh
excellent choon
>>53736832
youtube . com
bunch of dweebs ITT imo
>>53736692
meet me at lands end, ill fucking bury you
browsing the chon while vaping lads
just like my anime.
why do i act feminine when i'm not gay? it's a bit annoying tbqhwymb
Need some suggestions for gmail phishing?
I tried "X sent a friend request on Google+" email but she didn't go for it, bit early to judge yet though
I need a better hook, something I know She'll click
>>53736893
Nerd
>>53736909
Ribena
>>53736898
would shag those birds in the dressing gowns tbf
>>53736893
dork
>>53736893
literally me right now
this thing is quite shit though
probably gonna go shop and get fags when i can be arsed
>used to take pics of girls from uni off their twitter/facebook
>put them on omegle and kept track of how many guys came to each of them
n-not weird at all, r-right?
going to fly to yanklad, go to some nigger-infested shithole and start on a gang of blacks
rate my plan lads
Sunday night? Time to browse the 'chon!
too late to do a library?
>>53736958
i hope you end up dead
>tfw can't kill myself because it's a mortal sin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lIqNjC1RKU
is this reddit tier music?
>>53736776
absolute simon
>>53736923
those are kimonos you fucking plaebian
>Vaping? I'm too cool for that!
>>53736921
c'mon, lad
I need ideas
>>53736939
>be girl
>get notification that somebody downloaded my picture
you fucked it cunt
>>53737001
Ribena
>those are kimonos you fucking plaebian
>>53737010
good lad
>>53736909
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1990/18/contents
>>53737006
>don't be logged in
>use screen capture and crop it
I ain't no dummy
>>53736996
>tfw no Japanese kimono wearing refined gf
>>53736996
They aren't Kimonos you racist faggot they're Japanese
if i worked from home i don't think i'd ever leave the house
Might neck myself because by the time I can afford £1500 for a sierra they will be 4k+
>Might neck myself because by the time I can afford £1500 for a sierra they will be 4k+
sup fags
imagine having a gf
>Take what you need from the words I leave
>From the window silt and blue concrete
>If the roads weren't long in the southern states
>We would stretch our legs in Oregon grays
>>53737064
i'd constantly wank desu
foy
>Might neck myself because by the time I can afford £1500 for a sierra they will be 4k+
this was nice desu.
what's the new gimmick lads?
>>53737135
Sorry, wrong picture
>>53737135
absurdly fast fedora post
almost as if you had all but the text prepared, waiting to pounce
>>53737201
>almost as if you had all but the text prepared, waiting to pounce
>>53737135
You're allowed to fedora my post, but please respond to the post in future so I can get a (you)
>>53737224
>You're allowed to fedora my post, but please respond to the post in future so I can get a (you)
whats a easy way to get money lads
>>53737174
got bored of wanking recently tbqh
porn doesn't do anything for me anymore
>>53737191
fedoraposting, apparently
not a fan
>please
>>53737156
It's great until you have to break up because she's a cunt
>>53736909
Lads help me fill this tip out.
What's poleaboos real name?
>>53737131
I could literally buy 6 £1.5 sierras and have money left over hahahaha
>>53737236
Get a job and save money from it
>Honeyview
>>53737272
applying to jobs every day nobody ever responds senpai
>>53737264
ask in britfeel
>>53737264
your tip is going to be lost
>>53737236
Prostitution
To be honest I don't see the problem with fedoras. They are just hats that I see people wearing - why do you all have an issue? Why are you all posting men with fedoras? It is strangely creepy and also a bit gay to be honest.
don't you fucking dare fedorareply to this post btw or i will fucking smash your face in you creepy bellend
feel like I'm imprisoning myself
>To be honest I don't see the problem with fedoras. They are just hats that I see people wearing - why do you all have an issue? Why are you all posting men with fedoras? It is strangely creepy and also a bit gay to be honest.
>don't you fucking dare fedorareply to this post btw or i will fucking smash your face in you creepy bellend
>>53737296
well either you're applying for jobs too good for you or you've not been applying for long enough
>>53737265
F-fuck off rich twat
>>53737306
It won't. I added in ISIS because it will most certainly be picked up by a keyword identifier. Even if it's a false tip they will investigate his malicious activites.
>>53737332
How so?
girlfriends aren't that great; you get bored by them and annoyed quickly
just keep her for a week or two to fuck and then dump her
>>53737264
Fuck sake, he's not the Sheik
>>53737236
Buy an ounce of weed for cheap and sell to your mates
>>53737335
that didn't really have any effect to be honest
I HAVE a gf hahahaha
shes going to be spending tonight with me hahaha
there is nothing in the world like falling asleep next to her hahahahahah
i fathom that not many of /brit/ can ahaha this
>>53737236
matched betting
>>53737264
Snitches get stiches
>>53737367
I'm just going in circles with my life and my own mindset stops me from going anywhere yknow
>>53737414
garamond
>>53737393
might unironically do that next time i get a big whack of money
much is an ounce in grams (i could google this but i wont)
>>53737369
I'd probably feel the same way if I lived in fucking MOLDOVA
just cut my toenails
>>53737346
ahahahah I'll buy you one mate if you want
won the lottery a while back and then went to the casino and won big money. I could probably afford 20 £1.5k Sierras and then all my money has gone
doing a journey
>>53737445
28 grams.
It's a great method. You make money and are able to keep 8 grams to smoke to yourself
>>53737414
getting a girlfriend isn't an achievement, it is the direct result of achieving something
>>53737445
>much is an ounce in grams (i could google this but i wont)
you're going to get robbed.
>>53737414
hahah yeah well who needs a minging girlfriend when you've got video games, music, drugs, rough gangbang porn and /brit/ you fucking whipped cunt hahaha owned gutted for you hahaha
>NSDAP
>DAP
>doing a poo
Coincidence?
>>53737445
£100 off one guy on DNM for decent dutch stuff
Could sell it for £30 an 1/8th i.e. £240
>>53737265
>tfw you could buy 18
>>53737465
>20160117
>they didn't lie for once
Where to la?
>>53737465
are you the one who bought his ticket earlier on today?
where you off to lad?
>>53737465
Where are you going?
>>53737468
wow, what a friend you are... fuck off jew.
>>53736447
"Great nations build bridges, Not walls" Like Israel then?
>>53737465
WTF i'm a few seats behind i'm literally staring at your foot right now
>I vape
>>53736460
muh dick
>>53737483
im not whipped ahaha im having a kiss haha i fathom u havent had a cheekey haha in some fathoms
>>53737479
what selling to my mates? wind your neck in
>>53737453
I have recurring dreams of driving sierras
it's only a shitty old family ford but fuck me i love them la
>>53737427
That hits close to home mate, not motivated to improve yourself?
>>53737505
>>53737509
>>53737510
Off to st pancras in London x
>>53737527
What? I literally smoke ounces upon ounces with my friends, I tell them not to bother smoking the weed they bought from me with me cause I'll smoke them up.
>>53737565
haha yeah i have mate haha just bants haha lol
got my Calculus textbook today lads
time to spend my Sunday studying right lmfao
>>53737619
lol lad just give up
>>53737616
oh haha
>>53737619
ahah
>>53737465
Nice shoes.
w2c?
Going to quit /brit/ and reddit
ama
has the autism stopped?
supposed to make a brew and then wank to some porn but too busy shitposting
>>53737585
There is only one St Pancras in the whole country you tit. No need to add "in London"
Why you going there senpai?
>>53737611
>>53737581
why don't you hook them up with your dealer instead of profiting off them?
LEAAAAANNNNN
>>53737665
have you tried cutting your dick off yet
Going to quit Reddit and move to /brit/
ama
>>53737665
When does the bull arrive?
are my shoes /brit/-approved?
>>53737665
how old are you?
NEED GENERIC POF CONVERSATION STARTERS FOR GIRLS WITH SHITTY PROFILES LADS
MORE BANTZ = THE BETTER
>>53737673
A yank asked so I decided to let him know where abouts in UK
I'm going there, then tube, then Paddington, then home.
>>53737465
EAST MIDLAND TRAINS MENTIONED
>>53737717
No, why would I do a thing like that pham?
>>53737685
Because my dealer is a grower that doesn't like selling to anyone he doesn't know.
I gave my friends random nugs of weed when they are feeling unhappy or have nothing to smoke fuck off I am a good friend.
>>53737706
>you will never have a effay group of friends like sadboys or gtb
>Could buy this right now
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-Mk1-3-Door-10-360cc-632-Ci-V8-1056BHP-850lb-ft-Torque-Drag-Car-/191775792498?hash=item2ca6ba5d72:g:fy4AAOSwJkJWjC98
>>53737583
I feel the urge improve my life often but without any practical idea of what to do, if you can call that motivation, but even then it never lasts long enough to make a difference
>>53737236
Matched betting like the Aussie said >>53737420
>>53737760
banter
>I gave my friends random nugs of weed when they are feeling unhappy or have nothing to smoke fuck off I am a good friend.
this is what jews tell themselves... disgusting how they try to justify their jewishness to themselves.
>>53737753
i wana fuc
Is there a subreddit where people will let me buy with paypal and then I can then tell paypal it was an accidental transaction after they've shipped it so I get my money back?
>>53737738
epic.
>>53737750
too old for this shite. 24 very soon.
>>53737748
Nope.
Adidas Gazelles or fuck off
>>53737767
tbf I don't like mark 1 sierras, but you could buy pic related if youre paying that price
sierra cosworth is what u want
>>53737783
b-but what if i lose
>>53737756
Got on at kettering x
Doctor phoned us this evening, the bull tested positive. Been crying for the last hour
>>53737760
>>53737790
haha imagine telling your mates
>"hey lads, i was gonna quit 4chan but i decided to cut my nob off instead! look at this picture! it's fucking hilarious lol!"
>>53737803
hmm ok, cya in a week haha
>>53737767
fucking kek, you're have to be a turbo-autist to drive this thing.
Listen to Explosions In The Sky or DIE
>>53737823
You can't lose with matched betting unless you do it wrong
mixing spirits is gayer than ordering a half pint
https://youtu.be/-awfbKV3q70?t=2m30s
me in the chair
![1452973612433[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WCMRUwS.png "1452973612433[1].png")
>>53737796
Lad fuck off. They are the ones that ask me to buy it. I give them mates rates.
You're just raging because aussie weed is too expensive to do this.
I do them 2.2 for 25 quid, the weed they buy that isn't from me is 1.7 for 25 quid. Literally fuck off.
>>53737803
mate im 25, 26 this year and i keep telling myself to leave int cause its a racist, hateful horrible place but then i return to brit and its just banters and im like haha this is so funny, so funny, but i know i should be doing better things really :(
me last night
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph568f5c0e5b27c
Pretty sure I have toxiplasmosis now
Tripped on the bathroom floor, cut myself and fucking landed in the cat litter
I literally have like 10 days to live now
>>53737844
Good suggestion lad. Cheers. Have a (you)
>>53737881
nah m8 kys 2bh
Could someone fedora post this?
On the train home now, drinking a coke
>>53737954
Poorfag.
Nigella lads
>>53737804
>Gazelles
>Not Nike Elites
>>53737883
I've quit before, just lost interest and stopped browsing for a while. But this has been like a year long stint of /brit/posting
Honestly fear for the quality of this board without me, but it has to be done.
>>53737851
how do i do it right then babe x
>>53737844
>DIE
be more specific
link
me and the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvNrjcg3WjA
>>53737881
Wow relax, is this the first time someone has confronted you for being Jewish? Stop acting like you're doing them a favour lmao
>>53737999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n28rFrZb8Uc
Literally listen or you will die.
>>53737983
Nikes are for black men
>>53737915
Best write your Will kid.
>>53737983
lmao they are shite
Markedly worse than Nike Internationalists
>>53738006
me in the crucifix tunic & skirt 2bh
>>53737881
2.5 is £24 here Tbh
wish people would stop posting shite electronic "music" itt
>>53737992
the problem is im a quasi-normie and brit is the only place on internet to find quasi-normies
>>53737993
www.savethestudent.org/make-money/what-is-matched-betting.html
>>53737965
Snap x
>>53737965
>>53738105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1QKhnXUD5k
Choon
Lads if I actually browse /int/ outside of /brit/ will I learn about other countries cultures and such things? I feel intimidated by the language barriers. Is it all just memes and generals or should I venture out?
>I unironically drink fizzy drinks
>There is current interest in the possibility that infection with T gondii can be a potential cause of altered human behaviour, including schizophrenia and suicidal tendencies.
Lads Help i am literally going to go fucking insane
any instasync lads?
>>53738169
>will I learn about other countries cultures and such things
no
>>53738138
>bottle and not a can
Literally what are you
>>53738169
Yes, if you search around you can find such people like Kazakhbros, and an Ethiopian and I learnt some interesting facts about South Africa yesterday.
>>53738183
Go see a fucking doctor then
>>53738138
>riding the train in the dark with refreshments on hand + fully charged phone + headphones
Literally supreme comfy.
>>53737993
Use this website senpai. They have tutorials and a calculator for working out to back and lay bets. There's video tutorials for the first sign-up offers too.
http://pastebin.com/9XG4ZJTH
http://pastebin.com/9XG4ZJTH
>>53738169
I will be your guide. Everyone EXCEPT USA sucks
>>53738130
legend x
