Im fucking hammered edition
1st for don't bully!
u used to call me on my cell phone
hamboigahs
If you ever play H1Z1 BR and you hear a guy in the cancer room shouting "Fuck white people", it's probably me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiMbFG-v-TU
I don't like weekends
>>53713557
Fund my drinking with your lunch money or prepare for loogies
>>53713560
sleepy but I want some mcdonalds tho
>>53713608
>the ship finally happens after all the painful gags
>it was all a dream
JUST
FUCKING
DO IT
>>53713680
I really enjoyed that anime, it is definitely one of my favourites.
>>53713623
never
>>53713600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=depyINrLyfg
>>53713701
I want more seasons
>>53713715
im willing to throw in three atomic wedgies and one brotherly hug at the low price of your allowance.
what are you going to name your daughter?
>>53713794
how about just the brotherly hug for a nice glass of water
>>53713960
Lillith
And if it is a boy, Ezekiel.
I have it all worked out.
>>53713726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeIhikKZxEI
>>53713994
r u satan ?
pretty interesting movie desu
fucking brits and their autism though, even too much for the Japanese to handle
>>53714053
What?
Ezekiel was the prophet who revealed the prophecy of Jerusalem getting fugged
Don't remember where the name "Lillith" is from
>>53713995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7dmM-QMkmg
>>53713995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSdv3kZwC8w
>>53714123
shes a demon !
>>53714123
Lilith is a demon or something
>>53714282
>>53714289
Yeah I just looked into it more, so nvm.
I would choose Chloe then desu
what's the most neutral and objective book about the u.s.a's history ever made in the history of the universe? i want to read it
>>53714455
i have no idea
>>53713960
Clare
>>53714455
Wikipedia
>>53714668
thats what i was going to name mine, good taste
>>53714067
huh
they blew up an actual train
>>53714455
[insert zinn maymay here]
would anyone like an invite to IPTorrents?
That was a close one.
>>53716758
still have to answer it anon
what about you?
>>53716748
mad
detroit
>>53716773
I've never experimented with friends, so I have no stories about it.
>>53716894
but why not?
>>53716887
>>53716894
i'd definitely read some scans before you buy it though
what the fuck lads, i downloaded a class game -- SimCity 300 and i can't fucking play it. fuck this bullshit
>>53716929
Because we're all 100%, of course.
I actually have only one bi and one potentially gay friends.
>>53717004
Planned to read it all online desu.
>>53716894
what about girls?
>>53717041
>Because we're all 100%, of course.
i don't see how this is relevant
>>53717040
compatibility mode etc...
>>53717145
doesn't work. Tried XP/w98/ etc.. run as admin
The installer just wont open. Maybe it just doesn't work at all with windows 10. I will literally buy anyone a cheap steam game or give an IPTorrents invite if they can solve this issue
>>53717097
I don't really have any lewd experiences desu.
Reminder that bullying is not ok.
>>53717135
I think it's pretty relevant. I've never been attracted at all to any of my male friends.
>>53717193
found this
https://www.reddit.com/r/SimCity/comments/2vz7zh/simcity_3000_unlimited_on_windows_81/
>but the installer may not work so you will need to manually copy the files from the SimCity 3000 Unlimited CD to a folder on your hard drive
>>53717239
you missed the point of it then senpai
>>53717239
>I don't really have any lewd experiences desu.
Anon pls.
>>53717342
can't say i have him beat by a whole lot
reminder that bullying is not ok
>>53717259
still doesn't work, sorry famm
>>53717418
where'd you dl it from
>>53717436
IPTorrents
cum lol
>>53717418
> If using the Windows 10 scaling feature, you may need to check the Disable display scaling on high DPI settings
That too?
>>53717340
I think everything turned out okay without experimenting with friends.
>>53717342
Reminder that bullying is not ok. See the second part of >>53717395 for the extra reiteration.
I don't regret deliberately avoiding the opportunities I had.
>>53717456
Simcity 3000 Unlimited.Full.Iso?
>>53717456
>unironically using ipt
Reported
Why XIX century america was so perfidious? I get all the manifest destiny thing but blowing up your own ship wasn't too much?
>>53717552
why not?
>>53717542
yeah i think so
>>53717581
proofs?
>>53717395
>>53717517
So cute.
That just means you're extra pure.
>>53717517
but it couldve turned out even more ok
>>53717597
Ipt is fucking dog shit
It's run by a Muhammad lookin motherfucker sandnigger who ddoses other reputable trackers constantly and who frequently locks peoples account and makes them pay money to get it unlocked
>>53717609
It was an inside job!
>>53717597
run the file with -intro:off amended to the file path
like X:\...\SC3U.exe -intro:off
>>53717517
Well, at least you haven't had any bad experiences.
>>53717490
yeah I checked the box, just plays the setup music in the background but doesn't actually open it
>>53717684
well i live in a rural area and it's the only decent site where i get a decent fuckin download speed for the torrents 2bh
>>53717697
SC3U.exe? I can't install the game, not open it. The installer won't open.
>>53717741
first, try it with the setup.exe
if that doesn't fix it then do >>53717259
and then do >>53717697
>>53717697
shit i forget how to do that actually, just went from linux back to windows for the first time in fucking years.
>>53717620
I should have expected story time to turn on me.
>>53717679
I had one friend directly tell me that he was bi. That's the only time there was ever the slightest chance that I can recall. And, by that time, I already knew I was 100%.
>>53717697
>Well, at least you haven't had any bad experiences.
That's true, Might have avoided some, fortunately.
Good morning friends, faggots, countrymen.
>>53717915
if you don't remember your command prompt inputs then google it or something
songs only NAmericans will get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK1bi4emEkk
>>53717948
ah got it, but the launcher still wont open. I've tried everything. I genuinely think it just does not work with Windows 10. Oh well. Thanks anyways, anon
>>53717943
good morning anon!
>>53717916
Not like you won't have plenty of opportunities at a full research univesrity
goodnight /cum/
>>53718470
Goodnight child.
May sleep find you well.
>>53718179
Maybe. Probably not in any of my classes I imagine.
>>53718470
Good night, anon.
>>53718827
There should be plenty of girls in Gender Studies classes, anon.
Join a club.
>>53719159
>There should be plenty of girls in Gender Studies classes, anon.
Anon pls. Either way, I'm not really looking for any right now.
>Join a club.
Depending on how much time I have, I might actually consider it.
8 am. I guess I should go to bed now.
>>53719330
>pls
College will probably be the last time in your life where you can easily meet people that you can just as easily un-meet, with similar interests and who are a similar age.
>>53719425
That sort of sounds like a scary warning.
>>53719509
It is. Do not ask for whom the bell tolls.
But seriously, unless you go work at a weirdo company like Exxon, life will only get less socially structured from here. Unless you start doing drugs or something.
>>53719587
You know this isn't true if you go out and do things, right?
>>53719667
I didn't say anything that implied going outside was impossible and I don't know how you got that impression.
>>53719732
What you said was
>College will probably be the last time in your life where you can easily meet people that you can just as easily un-meet, with similar interests and who are a similar age.
I'm telling you that is wrong.
good morning friends
>>53719587
I've sort of taken that into consideration. Maybe I will do something about when I transfer.
I'm not too worried about it currently though.
>>53719801
Good morning, anon.
>>53719787
It's right. You're wrong. Stop trying to affirm yourself as some hypersocial ubermensch.
You probably never went to college so I don't know why I should bother arguing with you about how controlled and structured College life is.
>>53719878
I don't know why you're assblasted that your stupid generalization doesn't hold true for everyone.
>>53719911
>generalization
>doesn't hold true for everyone
Oh gee, and the sky is blue. I concede to your amazing intelligence and social skills.
>>53719968
That's probably a wise choice, desu.
>>53719159
>gender studies
Kill me now, pls
>>53720575
But anon, the ride has only just begun.
I finally got around to listening to Blackstar
I cried like a fucking bitch
>apparently tornadoes started touching down just an hour south of me
>wind has been howling for a couple hours now
I think I'm gonna die
>>53722485
Before you do, know that I love you.
Its snowing pretty good out
Haven't turned on the central heating all winter and I ain't gonna start now desu senpai
>be American
>eat lead
>drink lead
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/obama-flint-michigan-water-1.3407298
>>53724252
plus get shot by lead
WHEN ARE THE NATIVES GOING TO BE FINISHED OFF
>>53713960
rosa, after rosa luxenburg
>be American
>be a nice and respectable person
113th for based britain
>>53725991
Hail Columbia
She's complaining about her boyfriend again. I just wanted to see if she wanted to go see Mystikal on the 23rd with me.
What happed to the monopoly guy?
just got off a five day ban, decided not to evade and take a break. It was pretty nice.
>>53722485
I was wondering why it was so windy
>>53726056
>that swastika
>>53729164
t. LMM
We all know that you're permabanned faggot. Reported
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLHCuzW3-uA
>>53729487
nah I just posted porn
>>53729509
That's crazy. He must have been having violent thoughts already to be able to reflect on this.
THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
Morning lads
>>53729563
Isn't that 3 day?
Can't hear out of my right ear
I'm watching old counter strike themed flash videos
how are you spending your precious sunday?
>>53731193
watching the bandwagon bowl
>Germany
Potluck~
I'm autistic desu
>>53732195
NOICE
Jelly as fuck
You at a social?
>>53732195
looks like church food
>>53732698
Family thingie
>>53732809
sweet
looks tasty
I want to hug an American girl :3.
My dad keeps offhandedly mentioning that he's having money problems. I'm working a minimum wage job but ultimately he's paying my tuition and board
I feel like such a helpless leech. I seriously think he's got no retirement savings at age 50. I don't know what to do. I don't want to force my father to work until he dies. I'm not even sure if I can even get a job after university with a marketing degree. I could always kill myself, but that would throw everything over the edge for my family.
does anyone on /cum/ feel like giving me 50 thousand dollars?
>there are cute girls in /cum/
>>53733315
>>53733480
off to gulag with you, fucking beta shit
>>53733480
I want to believe
>>53733511
Good post
Where can i meet a nice southern girl who wears jean shorts and cowboy hats unironically?
>>53734456
My sister is single.
>>53734456
New Mexico.
>>53735306
Post her number
>>53735340
New Mexico is Southwest not Southern
>>53735306
post her tits
>>53735350
(478)9564605
>>53735476
>Byron | My Local McDonald's
She works at McDonald's?
>>53735552
Yeah she's at work right now. Hit them up and ask for Melanie
>>53735552
You said jean shorts and a cowboy hat unironically
>>53735552
Plenty of respectable people do, anon. Beggars can't be choosers
y'all watchin the game?
>>53736612
nah sports are gay
>>53736712
fuckin nerd. i ought bully you for that. you want some noogies?
>>53736612
the redskins are out so I won't watch much till the superbowl
Is there really no way to kill all weebs off Auschwitz style?
>>53736770
bring it on ill punch your fucking teeth in and dunk you in the nearest public toilet dork
>>53736856
wow now that's just going over the line!
holy shit guys russian rap battles are fucking crazy
https://youtu.be/MVouMFKmaeI?t=2m43s
Starts at 2:43
>>53737074
l-lewd
>>53737449
What's up ruski anon
>>53737449
r u a qt russian trap?
post bp
>>53737449
post russian thighs :3c
>>53737533
>>53737612
don't scare him away pls
>>53737644
>>53737612
>>53737533
For fuck sake guys. Chill out.
>>53737449
Go away. This thread is for god fearing capitalists ONLY
>>53737711
fug off i have a question about visas for him
>>53713994
Hebrew names are pretty fuckin baller desu
>>53737745
i have a question about maid dresses for him.
>>53737757
>>53713994
Names of Jewish origin are only acceptable if it is the name of an Apostle
Hi, what's up /cum/?
I'm drinking beer and vodka while watching adventure time.
>>53737449
I love this so much ;_;
>>53736833
FEMA
E
M
A
Our destiny lies in your hands m8ty
>>53737928
Hello. I'm eating Cheezits and watching the playoffs with pals.
I don't care about hand egg to be quite honest
>>53737745
I was just on the bandwagon
>>53737989
it's ok
>>53737973
We're kinda same then. I don't like ice-hockey much unlike everyone else here, i like to watch football (soccer).
What are Cheezits, cheetos?
>>53736612
Watched the seahawks get run over
>>53733317
make your father proud and do well in school.
>tfw no qt /cum/ boi to cuddle with
>>53738051
welp time to go to the gym to avoid doing schoolwork :D
Who else agrees that the prequels are superior?
Going in the Army for combat engineer. What are my chances of getting deployed and having my legs blown off by some IED?
>>53738269
sounds delicious
>>53738344
noice
let me know if you need me to spot you bb
>>53738278
no qt /cum/ girl* anon, no qt girl is what you meant
>>53738344
that sounds like a good plan, I think I'll do the same
>>53738422
either or tbqh
>>53738409
But I don't do any lifting that requires spotting :^(
>>53738217
Cheezits are tools employed by the illuminacho to spy on Americans for Israel.
Pic related is a Cheezit.
Also, they're delicious little cheese crackers
>>53738479
disappoint
>>53738356
I've enjoyed every movie so far, so i don't understand the autistic need of making comparisons
Americans are quite literally the worst people ever.
>>53738572
no u
>>53738572
>>53738538
One day senpai
>>53738409
lewd
>>53738572
I thought /cum/ was a no-bully zone :(
Leave the truth on some other thread.
>>53738642
Once you learn good form or have someone teach you, it is just smooth sailing.
Do you have a program? Or are you just going to just do stuff here and there (nothing wrong with that)?
>>53738722
I just do some cardio and then use some of the babby machines and alternate legs and arms
I'm gonna brave the snow and hit the gym
>>53738783
I getcha.
Enjoy yourself!
>>53738860
good luck anon
>>53738860
>I'm gonna brave the snow and hit the gym
What kind of shorts are ya gonna wear?
>>53739456
>shorts at the gym
pls no
>>53739627
What's wrong with showing off your muscular legs? Unless you're one of those faggots who skip leg day.
>>53730097
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
What do you think of this nice song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g
>>53739971
Wear yoga pants then
Hoodie/tank + sweatpants will always be king
>>53739971
He might get a boner.
>>53740533
That's an entirely different issue desu
hello
murislags
cum
>>53740782
Moar
Imagine, to be honest, she's bent over like that, and you rake down her pants and her thong and just pound her like that desu
>>53738278
you could probably find one in texas
rate my furniture
couches don't match anymore desu
>>53741245
retirement home/8
>>53741245
are you a 50 year old woman from Lebanon?
>>53741245
At granny's house today bro?
>>53741348
>>53741335
>>53741296
How does it look old? I don't have particle board or IKEA things.
>>53737814
>tfw name is Melchior
good to be wise
>>53741411
>I don't have particle board or IKEA things.
Those are boomer and later things
Old people had hardwood furniture
>hospice furniture
>the dolls and nick knacks on the shelves
>plates on stands
>stained glass lamp
Your home looks like a 76 year old Indiana woman lives there
>>53741245
>>53741411
It does look old, but looks incredibly comfy.
Looking old isn't an inherently bad thing either, it has a nice feel to it IMO.
>>53741606
>Old people had hardwood furniture
>doesnt like replica tiffany
Poorfag Walmart home?
>>53741652
ty
>>53741768
Hardwood is good, boomers started buying cheap swedish/chinese garbage so I would not classify it as middle aged and young people buy folding chairs for all I know.
I've had a internet gf for over a year and I broke up with her last night because she said she wouldn't want to be with someone who isn't a good kisser, and that not being able to please her intimately would be an issue. I broke up because I know I'd suck at both of those things and wanted to spare myself the humiliation and heartbreak. Did I make the right choice /cum/?
>>53741993
If she wouldn't work with you she wasn't worth your time bro. Sounds selfish
>>53741993
>I've had a internet gf for over a year
Are you an 11 year old with a runescape account living in 2006?
>I broke up with her last night because she said she wouldn't want to be with someone who isn't a good kisser
Sounds like a mouth slut
>and that not being able to please her intimately would be an issue.
Yup
>I broke up because I know I'd suck at both of those things
You should have striven to become good at those things.
>and wanted to spare myself the humiliation and heartbreak
gay.
>Did I make the right choice /cum/?
You made the wrong choice pushing the submit button.
>>53741993
I know this is bait but logically you should have at least applied yourself and see if you could learn those things. It takes practice.
how come /cum/ has literally failed as a general?
come and collect your yanks back from /brit/ please
absolutely dead in here
>>53742148
Because /int/ is filled with trash individuals from every country who have nothing better to do than sit on a board with no actual topic and shitpost about the general area of the globe they are from.
This is fine when you have a bunch of people that can't talk to people on the other boards, but /int/ is a bunch of boring north American faggots that have absolutely nothing of value to say so they shitpost anime and facebook tier status updates trying to hold on to some semblance of a social life before they eventually kill themselves.
>>53742107
Well she said she would
but that was only after I confessed that I wasn't confident in my ability with those things. So makes me think she only said it to comfort me
>>53742290
it's a good idea to never respond to brits
>mfw going to ask to sleep over on the first date
>>53742471
kek
don't do that
No I'm gay I fuck bitches on bitches
I whip out she sucking my privates
>>53742510
Who is that in the center?
>>53742555
kill yourself my mayne
>>53742471
please don't
they blew it :(
>>53742290
limey wasn't being serious, you know. He was jsut posting to get his daily (you)'s
>>53742739
>Had dream successfully asked out girl that I had a crush on in middle school over normiebook
>wake up and remember she removed me as a friend sometime during highschool
;_;
>>53742510
>america
>white
Hahaha, get the fuck off my facebook nigga
I fucking swear
i can't imagine my life with a girlfriend
why?
is it impossible to me??
one month ago i was with the hope of get an asian girlfriend
>used to take pictures of girls from uni off of their twitter/facebook
>put them on omegle and keep track of how many guys came to each of them
n-not weird at all, r-right?
>>53743048
"I AM NOT... A... NIGGER!!!"
>>53743048
>9,000,000+ sq km of white people land
>Crotchatia
>white
