hayley's equipment edition
crayon pop
maisie
Maisie
Jun desu
maisie
jenny lewis
>what's that? You support leaving the EU?
Literally going to lose my virginity to her
IM IN LOVE WITH MAISIE
Kyary
she's got it all
honestly love buying stuff don't know what's wrong with me. particularly love buying things for less than £3
>>53731976
>>53732002
>>53732020
Yeah, I'm kinda leaning that way myself. Thanks lads.
>>53732062
any pics of her feet la
>>53732059
EU is a neo-liberal corporatist organisation
Anyone think the fact that escorts exist and perform "services" like rimjobs, teabags and watersports make you think that it's actually kinda depressing to be a woman?
>>53731984
i live about 5 mins away from Hayley-x-x desu, never been tho.
Drinking a pic related lads
reminder that if you drink coffee or alcohol you have no right to have a moral high ground against drugs
Hittin' corners, thuggin' with the blower, barrel louder than a motor
Keep the engine runnin' when a nigga run up on ya
Another day in sunny California
>>53732093
This
Wander if she does foot stuff
Might have to pay her a visit if she does x
>>53732101
Nope. It's an extra option to make money that isn't really open to men, unless they want to go gay-for-pay.
Utter chwen
https://youtu.be/IQiTEFjV70s
Listened to this album twice today. STUFFED with bangers.
>>53732144
alcohol isn't a drug, its a drink
hello i am a billionaire ask me any questions
If the Slovakian lad is here, I'm here too
>>53732144
is this serious
Why doe they measure book length in pages when the size of pages varies? Just use word-count BAKA
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3403211/Christian-Army-veteran-killed-Muslim-wife-five-year-old-daughter-execution-style-writing-Arabic-walls-blood-committing-suicide.html
ABSOLUTE MADMAN t b h
The Birmingham crew
>>53732095
yeah I just thought the shirt was funny
>>53732204
good logic mate
weed isn't a drug, it's a plant then
>>53732225
yep
hope you're not one of those caffeine junkies??
>be me
>have black GF for about 3 months now
>go out last night with her and some mutual friends
>driving because doing a dry jan
>she has a couple drinks and gets a bit tipsy
>tells me last night in bed after the night out that she wants to try something called "race play" in the bedroom
>google it earlier
>it's basically doing shit like her dressing up as a slave and me shouting racist shit at her telling her her black pussy was made for white cock etc.
not sure if want lads, sounds a bit fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbK4OeVeAMA
Choon
http://strawpoll.me/6566522
http://strawpoll.me/6566522
http://strawpoll.me/6566522
>>53732225
Yes, it's also true.
>drugs are bad
>except the drugs that the government taxes, they're good drugs
>>53732144
looks like I still have the high ground then
>>53732155
it's degrading for them though whichever way you go about it
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
I just saw star wars
Was Cara in it or what
>>53732275
literally had hot chocolate with a shot of espresso today at a cafe with a female friend
>>53732279
Wew lad
>>53732279
That sounds based. Fucking go for it.
>>53732243
anyone who owns a gun in the uk is mentally unhinged
>>53732323
why?
>>53732279
Sounds fun
If she's into it, why not?
>>53732208
fuck off
>4 people in the kitchen
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53732279
Sounds hot ngl
>>53732346
probably as an extra because 'I AM SUCH A NERD LMAO!'.
>>53732279
>dry Jan
>dry
>Jan
Just kill yourself mate
>>53732293
OH FUCK OFF YOU RASHEED CUNT RIGGING POLLS
This is literally are your race has to feel happy about, rigging polls an A Kirbatian Canoe Carving Beachead.
>>53732243
lad
>>53732323
So is scrubbing toilets for minimum wage. So are many ways of making a living. That's life.
>>53732296
lol
MUH DRUGS
fuck on family
>go to river island
>not even a single river
>not even a single island
????????
>>53732378
i find it a bit degrading to do that to someone you love tbqh. if she pushes again i might trial it.
>>53732371
i dunno, it just is. women are like all innocent beautiful creatures and then you put your big fucking stinky hairy cock in her mouth and its like - innocence defaced
it should be normal and not like that at all, it should be a beautiful thing, but thats not what her father is thinking - if she saw a photo of her with a cock in her mouth he'd belike HOLY FUCK WHO IS THIS
and id be like "haha chill its just me im her boyfriend lol"
and he'd high five me i guess
sex is weird
>>53732418
put captcha on
>>53732401
Get in there and down a can of fozzy's mate.
>>53732279
Why in the hell are you even questioning it. Bitch wants to get degraded. Call her a nigger and cum on her face.
>>53732410
In the cafe as the concubine of some American
>>53732279
inb4 she films it shows the police and gets £6 Billion off you for damages and you go to prison for 100 years lol
>>53732456
Might gum some speed
>>53732325
I took ketamine before and kept seeing troll faces laughing at me seeing umad and it made me really angry
What's with all the trannies on OKcupid lads?
Like I'm just searching for a slag to fuck last night, and no joke 30% of the search was men with tags like aqueer and shit
why do mentally ill freaks have to ruin everything
>>53732449
>women are like all innocent beautiful creatures
Please tell me you're just a wind-up artist.
Well I've been posting here for a good 6 hours straight, but now it's time for me to leave. I'll be back at 3am.
>>53732437
she gets off on you degrading her though, it's like fetishes where people like being pissed on or hit - completely normal.
Why do you all give such a fuck about Cara, she's just some wealthy model who cares
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HEY HEY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53732243
fucking based
>>53732449
would you rather be a sub to a strong woman then lad.
>>53732479
best way to get it in you? Heard it tastes rank 2bh
I think everyone who was born here is british
I unironically don't judge people on the colour of their skin
>>53732534
Fucked her at a huge coke party in London desu
Rate my lunch lads
do you have a pornfu?
>>53732522
>where people like being pissed on or hit
>completely normal.
>>53732243
feel bad for them 2bh
>>53732496
did you read the rest of the post lol, figure it out
>>53732544
absolutely fucking not
>>53732534
we should care more about Aurora imo
>>53732567
rasheed
>>53732545
I don't want to be buzzing off my tits for hours so just want a little bit desu
>>53732437
I get where you're coming from, but you don't actually mean what you're saying and she knows you don't really mean it. Give it a try la', you might end up liking it. You should dress the part and dress in 19th century upper class clothing and speak with a southern American accent.
>>53732562
Noice. What's her name?
>>53732587
no, just fuck off, post slags instead
>>53732562
FEET
E
E
T
>>53732566
don't offend me bigot
>>53732553
Please tell us more.
False alarm. It was some no name """"model""""
>>53732557
very good very nice i like it
>>53732562
no because I have physical contact with other humans
>>53732578
maybe 2d is the way forward for you. but nothing wrong with any sex or sexual things lad.
>>53732642
so cara then?
>>53732557
too carby 2bh
>>53732557
>6 slices of bread for one meal
eating a bacon sarnie
>>53732642
Still fitter than cara
>>53732630
anjelica
>>53732642
OK GREAT, WHO GIVES A SHIT YOU FUCKING AUTIST, MAKING ME SO FUCKING MAD YOU DUTCH CUNT
>>53732642
cara is much sexier xox
>>53732636
i don't have any pics of cara to post though
Going to fast for a week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzIFjGcOKbg
Choon
>>53732279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAlQzlkm0GU
DO IT
THIS COULD LITERALLY BE YOU
>>53732630
Anjelica
I thought everyone knows her
>>53732562
Keri Sable
>>53732702
she has eyes like a cat
Every year thousands die trying to cross international borders. Whose security should be prioritised in debates over migration?
what do you think lads? its a tough one desu, why should we just let people die?
>>53732673
lad it's a joke, i think sex is well fit and i fucking hate 2d anime bullshit. we're all just stinky humans who wanna fuck - it's sick
>>53732557
Do like Chicken Noodle Soup, but too much bread
>>53732704
Rorke
is that wycombe lad in the building
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1694423
http://bossip.com/206783/baka-overweight-woman-crushed-boyfriend-to-death-but-wont-face-time/
fuck me lads, make me feel weird like imagine struggling to get this stupid fat cunts arse off your face and you can't breathe n die
>>53732759
>baka
>>53732692
I'm not even the Dutchman who posts cara in every thread
>>53732737
nothing wrong with a good stinky, hairy girl lad.
BIG NEWS LADS
>tfw you manage to get an honest to god uni student to fuck you for a knockdown price
>>53732562
I don't eat breakfast so this is my food for morning through afternoon.
>>53732732
millions of people die all over the globe all the time
what do you think lads
why should WE let people die?
we are superhuman demigods after all
>>53732732
>Whose security should be prioritised in debates over migration?
Ours. Are women are at risk of being raped. I'd rather protect them over a few people dying. Rape victims get mentally fucked in the head then so will there childrens, will also great dysfunctional families -- a lot more of a risk to our security.
>>53732562
yeah
white - madison parker
asian - london keyes
black - nyomi banxxx
sandperson - mia khalifa
>>53732786
desu i have no problem with pubes
as long as they're not a greasy whale haha
>>53732751
Vile
>>53732740
they're cheese toasties you bellend
>>53732728
it's great right
>>53732740
Those are grilled cheese sandwiches senpai
>>53732812
>london keyes
could be better but acceptable nonetheless
>>53732789
what a strange culture
>>53732751
suck and go for 25 quid seems alright 2bh
average day on pof
>"wow she looks fit"
>"wow she's boring as fuck"
repeat ad nauseum
>>53732562
yes but she retired i think
>>53732837
>3 grilled cheese sandwiches in one meal
Jesus Christ
>>53732873
bender
>>53732837
They're toasties.
Grilled cheese sandwiches is a ridiculous name.
>>53732837
>>53732824
and toast isn't made of bread?
czech m8 muslims
>>53732786
>>53732817
>girls with landing strips
LOVE it.
>>53732877
an hour for £150, can't go wrong 2bh
I'm going to fuck the escort who sent the message too, she's got big fat tits and a great arse for a paki student
i'd post a pic but they're all nude
>Literally kill the mother of your children
>Still have cucks (aka monarchists) defend your very existence
Truly embarrassing
>>53732557
1300kcal of pure, unbridled shite/10
>>53732913
>she's fit
>'I have a lovely 3 year old son'
>nope
>>53732939
To be fair, it IS football day.
Half the country is already drunk
>>53732950
Love Lesbian porn. Especially the kissing part
>>53732988
rasheed
>>53732789
sounds like a way to get mugged by gypsies
Just left the labour party lads
Wish I'd left a message to say I'll be back as soon as they appoint a blue labour candidate
really wish i hadn't smoked weed and taken psychedelics at such a young age, think i may have actually given myself brain damage lol
>>53732824
>>53732837
Putting a filling inside them does not negate the number of bread slices, you utter spastics.
>>53732950
reckon they're actually enjoying it or if it's just faking for the camera
>>53733011
Don't eat so much you fat piece of shit
>>53733018
i've been talking to her on whatsapp, she seems pretty legit
>>53733038
fuck off retard
>>53732977
post the pics lad
imgur
>>53732812
>sandperson - mia khalifa
well she is literally the only sandperson in porn so...
While my mum was in work, I asked her to stop at one of the many nationwide Argos stores and bring home the brand new catalogue that came out on Saturday.
Can't wait to find some great deals across thousands of items, lads!
>>53733044
The female orgasm is a myth
>>53733047
That's not me
Get flags faggot
>>53732977
Send link then
>>53733034
Smoking weed and taking drugs at a young age can stunt brain growth. It's common sense to start at around 16-18.
Bad lad.
>>53733009
i don't see the problem here, me and my wife's son get along great and we met on PoF, he's plays football with our son(apart from when he has to go to the mosque haha)
>Full time mummy
>bubbly
>>53733009
>not filtering women with kids
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12103359/German-finance-minister-proposes-EU-wide-petrol-tax-to-pay-for-refugee-costs.html
>Germany’s finance minister has called for a new EU-wide tax on petrol to pay for the refugee crisis.
We need to leave this shitfest
>>53733093
dyou reckon many asmr people do escorting
also i think this one is the oldest http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2514817
>>53733051
is she really a uni student paying her way by being a whore or is it just her gimmick
>>53733031
>2016
>Not joining the Lib Dems to prepare for YELLOW FEVER 2020
>>53733085
>having flags
you're the faggot here, faggot
>>53732988
>defending Diana
loving every laugh
frig off yank
>>53733096
Bubbly means they're fat
Everytime you kiss me, I'm still not certain that you love me
Do you do the same thing, to someone else when I'm not there?
>>53733016
degenerate
>>53733109
Better idea: give the krauts the boot instead
>>53733081
OH MY GOD I'M FUCKING CUMMING, I'M FUCKING CUMMING AIEEEGHHH AIIIEGHHH AIIIEGHHH
but hes not even fondling her clit.... ???????????
What's the best nationality you've been with? As much as I the Irish Irish girls are top shelf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX_h3vczc7Q
canny find the operating controller for my sony playstation 4 system
>>53733085
I don't need extra flags because I'm not interested in pseudo-tripfaggotry
just had a look on POF and it's full of proper chavs fuck this lmao haha
>>53733075
quite fond of this gimmick ngl
On an unrelated note, I think I'll pop into one of Argos' 850 branches nationwide to see what great deals they have in the new catalogue.
Is it just me or do people not seem to say nigger as much as they used to on 4chan.
>bubbly. a really happy,perky,kind of annoying person at times.Its one of those people who wake you up in the morning really perky and you just wanna smack ...
sounds accurate
can chinese people even tell each other apart
>>53733143
Not a fan of some sweaty man groaning while I am wanking, lesbian porn is cute as fuck hearing the girls whimper haha.
>>53733070
>>53733086
coming up in a sex
>>53733126
nah, i looked her name and shit up in the uni email system and I reckon I found her
plus she asked me to go for coffee before we fuck, can't imagine some gyppo would do that
>>53733044
would you enjoy an asian girl licking your genitals?
>>53733081
>>53733149
not a myth but defo exaggerated
>>53733180
average age of boards other than /tv/ /pol/ and /b/ goes up every year
>>53733091
There's no conclusive evidence of that but I'd imagine it'd have some sort of negative effect on the development of your brain, but who knows, maybe I still would've been a retard if I hadn't smoked weed or taken psychedelics when I was young.
>>53733180
They grew up desu
Need some new white t-shirts 2bh, but my favourite brand is out of stock s m h
>>53733069
Epic shitposting friend.
Upvoted.
>>53733187
When i'm with my Chinese friend i ask him if every other Chinese person is his brother/sister. gets him proper wound up hahaha
>>53733194
>not watching blacked exclusively
got membership for christmas
>>53733194
lesbian porn is sooo boring though
>>53733172
You sure are good at being a faggot for someone who's not interested in faggots
>>53733207
would you enjoy an asian bloke licking your genitals?
>>53733187
i asked a chinese girl this and she said they can't by face generally, it's by how they dress.
I like to chew on a load of Hula Hoops and get them into a nice paste like consistency, then put a fresh one in my mouth and move the paste into the fresh one and then eat the fresh one and feel all the paste move around haha
>>53733197
Literally where in the UK do you live where you can get jailed for weed? The rozzers don't give a shit where I live. I have been caught with an ounce.
>>53733248
good crimbo present
Gonna become a roadie for my friend when she starts performing all over Europe in a few years desu
>>53733278
Americans desu
>>53733243
haha "chinese friend" haha i had one of those once and she was a girl but then she left us for chinese friends who listened to j-rock :(
>>53733248
Superb taste.
>>53733197
posting to /r/funny as we speak :)
>>53733248
Get that vocaroo done son
>>53733277
Ted Bundy.
Forgot how fucking grim speed tasted haha
>>53733267
what if they're in uniform
wish YRYR was still on desu.
>>53733340
Just dry it out lad until it turns into flakes and then snort.
>>53733335
wew that is a pretty powerful photo.
Everyone list the last 3 music artists you listened to.
>Jesu
>Foo Fighters
>Torche
>>53733367
Nah I don't wanna get too buzzed desu, just dabbed a small amount
>>53732279
>>53732712
How is this a thing
>>53733383
Trilo
Konflict
Maztek
>>53733086
>>53733070
here we are lads
http://imgur.com/a/tO6EX
>>53733386
Lightweight. Get out of my fucking sight.
doing a go
>>53733383
>Dream Academy
>Beautiful South
>Rilo Kiley
>>53733367
did you go and meet your brother in the end last night lad
>>53733383
>Flotation Toy Warning (currently)
>A Winged Victory for the Sullen
>Fort Romeau
>>53733401
wew, are they real
>>53733383
Ame
The xx
Max Cooper
>>53733401
how much?
>Earning <£20/hour
wew lad
>>53733401
Wouldn't touch it with a barge pole. Disgusting nipples and too skinny.
>>53733383
led zeppelin
boards of canada
sox
>>53733431
seem to be, i reverse searched a bunch of them
>>53733448
£200 for an hour or some shit, pricey but worth it I reckon
>>53733462
bender
>>53733401
no feet pics?
shame desu
>>53733180
It's just you
that said, saying nigger doesn't carry as much impact as it used to so that's probably why you're noticing it less
>>53733411
Gotta be up early tomorrow morning senpai
>>53733423
Nah lad too much effort innit
>>53733477
>bender
Curryburner.
>>53733383
J Cole
Judas Priest
MF DOOM
been at a friends house for 2 days straight with no phone lads i'm jonesing to post some fedoras
>Let me tell you about my GPA, four-O, straight A's and my-
I don't give a fuck!
>Let me tell you bout my resume. It's so cray, It's insane and my-
I don't give a fuck!
>And my boyfriend, he's so hot, and the car that he bought me is just too-
I don't give a fuck!
>And my "ooh-la-la", my "blah, blah, blah" and-
I don't give a fuck!
Azusa
>>53733383
>John Coltrane
>Ornette Coleman
>Charles Mingus
>>53733401
W E W
E
W
location senpai?
Business Idea: create a spin off of B L A C K E D called B R O W N E D that features exclusively refugees and migrants fucking european women.
would make a killing
gf got blowbanged last night and the lads who done it are messaging me on fb hahaha i've about 3 messages in my message request folder i'm crying
>>53733517
>Mingus
VERY good lad
Why is the British pound consistently overvalued?
>>53733383
>Kano
>Cadell
>The Specials
>>53733468
>sox
o i am laffin
>>53733525
Glasgow lad
>been at a friends house for 2 days straight with no phone lads i'm jonesing to post some fedoras
>>53733383
GZA
Fen
Sophie
You dudes gonna check out this flick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AsOdX7NcJs
can someone give me a rhyme with the name natalie in it
>>53733513
oh how nice.
>>53733517
>someone on /brit/ will die in a terrorist attack in your lifetime
Hope he goes down memeing.
>>53733544
Mon we'll do them in
>>53733574
Once I met a girl named Natalie
She liked to dilly dally
