sershlad and cornwall in 30 years edition
america
serhlad is dead
*plays the tuba loudly*
>there's someone on my steam friends list called 'My_Wife's_Son'
Is that one of you lot?
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over,
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls,
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
>>53728389
But it's not about doing what the English language definines as "right" but instead doing something very, very, wrong
and if right and wrong are opposites then however bad one is at doing the right thing then they will be inversely talented in doing th wrong thing
when you do the 'doing a...' meme are you actually doing the thing?
>you will never meet a girl on /brit/
JUST
All I want is a qt gf to shit post with and then fuck.
>>53728254
i didn't grow up without one, he abused me on the daily up until i was 7 years old. Then my mum finally divorced him but he took my mum to court to try and gain custody of me but lost, the court still forced me to see him once every 2 weeks until I was 15 because apparently that's when I'm mature enough to make my own decision haha... I stopped talking to him when I was 13 and nothing ever happened after that.
Really wish I'd never met him desu, would've been much better
Kyary
>>53728577
You know that isn't him?
When someone linked his interpals, his skype was linked to it, and I clicked on it and it fucking started skype on my pc and started calling him and I saw his profile pic and he didn't look like that desu.
I just don't understand this Tracey Emin 'art'
>>53728616
>abused me
shouted, smacked, or bummed/gobjobbed?
>>53728602
I do desu
I always take my phone with me when I'm having a shit, so I'd might as well post "doing a poo"
>>53728633
I don't have a skype
Is Lumiere any good
wew
>>53728677
W-who was I calling then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9WhyHvPmlA
Adorable desu
>>53728651
YOU THERE, THE SWEATY MAN
>Harry Enfield literally the best impressionist of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY
>>53728586
what is this?
>>53728619
looks a bit simple in this one
>>53728646
need a 1-3 or 70-72 gf
>>53728708
quality /brit/ OC
somerset kyary made it
>>53728646
ayy
>>53728586
who the fuck commissioned this
>>53728646
Rolling
>>53728577
*slams oven door repeatedly*
>>53728646
>Jillian will never seduce you at the age of 14 and teach you how to be a man
JUST
Wish me luck lads
>>53728700
who knows. it's a very common name
the username however wasn't and I'm pissed that it's wasted now
synthesising a wank
>>53728771
>I'm pissed
It's pissed off you yank.
Is that picture you then m8?
Do you play the tuba in a orchestra?
*walks forward*
>>53728667
rather not talk about it haha
Wish i was rich lads
>>53728582
>>53728778
This is what I think of when I think of abnormies
>>53728811
no. I wish my life was that easy
>>53728586
who's top right?
>>53728860
cara
>>53728816
Tell us hahaha
>>53728582
You've literally ruined the magic of DMT for me. Knowing that racist plebs have racist plebbish /pol/ experiences on it is just depressing.
>>53728548
>>53728467
Just wait til you find that odd song or album that you have to listen to on repeat over and over again - that shit is awesome when it happens. weed can help that as well, or other drugs. though if you think drugs are bad that's cool as well.
aside from that just enjoy whatever you listen to as background music :)
honestly im like 23 you've got a long while to go lad. try some new genres or something - the chill happens when it finds you, not when you try and find it :)
>>53728812
how's life up there la
pic related: me and the family
literal angel
>>53728849
Join an orchestra then.
>>53728553
Two birthdays yesterday so I had to go out.
Wish today's game would be a bit more closer but Barry's not in form.
>>53728459
Sheeeiiit, thanks for keeping me updated. Stoked.
>>53728907
bit windy atm la
>>53728586
Sara looks so beautiful
>>53728909
you gay?
>>53728934
re-test
roll for bf
thinking about getting tinder but i don't have faceyb would that be a problem?
Bitch you thirsty, please grab a Sprite
My Crips lurkin', don't die tonight
>>53728882
nah i'm taking it to the grave haha
fill in the gaps for me lads
>>53728873
now I get it
>>53728582
unlike most people I don't think DMT is a trip into the collective consciousness, i think its a reflection of your own subconsciouss and this pretty much says it all for me
unless you're just making it up, or if this really is reflective of the collective consciousness then that's scary and shows that what we know about this world is hazy at best
>>53728729
Our love isn't complicated
Imagine being from a country that isn't Britain or America.
>>53728976
If he sexually abused you why don't you go to the police and get him done m8?
>>53728962
Rolling for 2
>>53729013
>buckfast
absolute plebs
>It's Sunday afternoon, which means a million photos of drunk slags will start appearing on my Normiebook feed
>>53729042
Lads I can't break through on DMT
>>53728914
T H I G H S
H
I
G
H
S
>>53728901
You sound like an American stoner twat
>>53728976
Well if your "abuse" was just getting shouted at or smacked youre an arsepiece
I was slapped about everyday and I still fink me dad is the best lad I kno, taught me everyfink I know
but he never bummed me
>>53728704
the problem is that they're so good that they completely replace the originals when you think of them
>>53728778
this doesn't seem that bad to be honest, bet they all think they're dead fucking cool though
>>53728906
never mind
>>53728950
zoe is too qt
>>53729046
fuck you bucky is great
>>53729053
>america
>slags
ok m8
>>53729013
Wait a minute... I recognise those skins on the floor..
Waheeey we smoke the same tobacco, 3 in 1 amber leaf desu
>>53729046
t. gimp who has never tried it
>>53729079
dont actually smoke weed that much anymore tbqh
>>53729035
he never personally did it hahaha
>>53729080
fuck off, you weren't abused.
>>53729109
everyone buys that you goose
>girl asks if I want to see her tattoos
>respond with "Unless they are on your tits or arse, i don't give a damn"
>she laughs
Am I normie yet
where are you all getting DMT from i thought it was meant to be hard as fuck to get?
>>53729013
>buckfast
>baggie (presumably marijuana)
sounds like my kind of party 2bh
>>53729005
good riposte
>>53729135
>i was sexually abused
>he never personally did it
???
he let his mates have a go?
>>53729065
Same lad, think my pineal gland is too calcified
>arsepiece
is this a regional insult?
>>53729013
so where are all these pictures coming from? what's the context? they all seem like a funny and friendly bunch of people
>>53729181
fuck off
>>53729101
Maybe not slags but dumb drunk bitches nonetheless
>>53729013
>trying so hard to be bohemian and degenerate
>still got posho expensive clothes, nice handbags, makeup on and time to take shitty "spontaneous" photos for instagram
cn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze-Lth3FN6Y
>>53729135
Get whoever did it done m8.
Also if you don't tell someone or do something about it it's going to eat away more than it already has.
>>53729160
>I don't give a damn
>>53729190
I heard it on burnistoun so its probably quite rare even in glasgow, but im from belfast and think it just sounds gr8, got my m8s using it too
>>53729228
Spoiler that please.
omg dont make fun of le gay pupple xD
>best british band
>not UB40
>>53729228
>those pupils
fucking degenerate
>>53729218
Watch your tone lad, get on the wrong side of me and i'll say such nasty things they will make you cry
>>53729283
2, 1, 4, 3
>>53729228
what's the scientific purpose of dreads and pink hair again
>girl at work comes up to me to tell my there's toilet paper hanging out the back of my waist band
>reply 'Frankly my dear I don't give a damn'
>>53729228
MUNTER
U
N
T
E
R
>>53729328
>'but anon it has poo on it and the customers are leaving!'
>>53729228
>tfw no degenerate gf
>>53729272
Rasheed
Someone link me a POF profile in north west to message
optional: an opening line to send
Any lads here remember Balls of Steel? Annoying Devil was the best.
>>53729218
someones a bit touchy
bit like all of your dads pals ahaha
>>53729228
>she
h3h3productions - opinions?
>>53729241
>implying i knew those people
even if i did i wouldn't because nothing will probably come of it and mum has had enough grief for one lifetime, and i usually feel quite good... might see a psychologist when I move out of home, not sure yet.
>>53729289
good lad
B I R M I N G H A M
@53729428
i'm not "gay" and i wouldn't consider myself gay. that being said i would fuck a pretty twink in the arse and accept a blowjob from a pretty guy. but it is more of a dominance thing than a gay thing, i just get off on power and having my knob sucked/having my knob inside a tight wet hole
anyone know what i mean? or anyone know this feel?
>>53729453
Has been rapidly declining in quality for a while
>>53729453
used to be good
got too reddit-ified
>>53729453
They're very good
I also think it's cute as fuck his Ethan tries to make Hila get over her social anxiety by making her do dumb shit on camera :3
>>53729453
>>53729453
used to love it, last few vids have been shite
>>53729453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXhphAjxZqw
h3h3 is fucking shit
Never got it
MDE is also fucking shit
Fucking trash
-53729482
t. triggered lad who's dad also nonced him up
What's /brit/ like now boys?
not been back for awhile
>>53729530
Don roach wahey
>>53729453
wasnt expecting so many (you)s here thanks lads you all fell for it haha
>>53729560
better than ever
>>53729541
>trash
FOY
>>53729560
nothing has changed in at least a year.
>>53729495
bender
>Did they put a pen up your arse and take pictures?
>>53729629
when did /int/ become /general/. i remember a time when I used to learn loads from other cultures but can't recall when it changed
>>53729560
Wayyy more normies come here now
>>53729427
>Not Big Gay Following
>Not Neg
You really think i'm gonna waste my time looking to find what post youre on about if you reply to it with an @ symbol instead of >>
ur rong
business idea: build a house and sell it
>>53729453
literal cancer, Sam Hyde copycat
>>53729588
>they put a pen up your arse and take pictures
>>53729228
Would
http://strawpoll.me/6565941
http://strawpoll.me/6565941
http://strawpoll.me/6565941
>>53729669
that's good, I'm a normie too ;^)
53729677
>he thinks my post was aimed at him
probably should have checked
poster number 53729677
fuck off
>>53729713
Was Having a Kinder Bueno lad
apple pie is disgusting
ew
>>53729669
>>53729713
I love being a normie, haha anime is embarassing
Based hungry, haven't eaten yet today
lobster lad where ya at
>>53729713
who /manchester/ here?
>why yes haha i am a total normie aswell, titties and fannies am i right?
lads how are you all?
are you all in a good mental state? are you happy in yourselves? is there anything you need to get off of your chest?
speak now or forever hold your peace
Wew lads
Light snow showers soon
>farting pretty much non-stop for an hour under covers
>lifting up covers and getting a big stinky whiff
/brit/ is a normie general
just sayin
MP lad where ya at
>>53729822
get out wannabe twat
>>53729873
failed normie*
>>53729863
Stop namefagging you cunt
>>53729863
All this talk about child abuse is bringing back bad memories of a qt I fancied telling me about her dad abusing her when i was in primary school
Bad feels t b h
>>53729863
pretty good la, what about yourself?
I'm actually for 2016, gonna be a good year all-round
>>53729863
im pretty chill just enjoying listening to foo fighters atm
gonna ask this ethiopian what life is like in ethiopia
im pretty happy with myself
i could do with a gf, but as long as im happy and live life, itll probably happen - and if it doesnt then i guess it just wasnt my time. but at least i had a few gfs beforehand, not a virgin and plenty of fun things to do in the future and career opportunities :) :)
Hello, everyone.
How has your day been?
>>53729863
I need to fix my procrastination (related: need to stop browing the chon and /r/videos completely)
I need to be more motivated to achieve things
I need to actively look for a gf instead of just waiting around expecting one to appear
Need to improve my cardio fitness
>>53729913
Why
>>53729946
alarm didn't go off again so I woke up at 2
>>53729714
>;^)
The ironic shitpost face is a dead meme on /brit/ these days, I'm sorry to tell you
>>53729954
polaboos waifu init
>>53729953
>cardio
>>53729929
soz lol
>>53729970
It's dead everywhere
>>53729911
probably accurate, ex-normie here
https://youtu.be/YDEIukEnIwU
good/fedora music
>>53729873
No it isn't. It's post-ironic lad culture.
me last night
>>53729863
Really concerned with what this nation will look like in 20 years time, really concerned.
might start a new gimmick where regardless of the contents of the post i am replying to, i am purposely rude in an attempt to upset or emotionally trigger the previous poster
lads ive been away for 4 months having a life, fill me in on the craic with poleaboo, his blog hasn't been updated
Manc meetup when?
c'mon lads
>>53730034
me on the left
>>53729981
What one
>>53729989
>not wanting to be able to run 10k without struggling
>some one, somewhere unironically believes everything /pol/ says
>>53730068
that sounds retarded, fuck off aspie
>>53730073
The least attractive one
>>53730047
bit mean
>>53730099
>Mitt Romney will be president
>>53730131
They're all pretty butters desu
>>53730061
>having a life
>in northern ireland
I'm sceptical.
>>53730123
rude
>>53730061
He got lifted again, going to the crown court sometime before September if the prosecuter fiscal pursues charges
>>53730138
Allowing your father to impregnate his sister and birth you was a bit mean you inbred convict twat.
>>53730156
Top, middle
anyone doxed ribena yet?
hitler did nothing wrong
>>53730248
expand upon this
>>53730248
paki detected
>>53730241
Yeah
poleabo post the polish girl
The techno union army is at your disposal Count
oi allow it bruv
my man aint even worth it ya kna
come we kick though, need to bun this zoot still my brudda
>>53730241
Someone said they did but didn't post any proof.
Asking the Polish girls should theoretically be enough.
>>53730230
I was created in a test tube, the scientists wouldn't have let that happen.
>>53730241
yeah he's the lad in the kebab shop
>when you haven't showered yet today and you pull back your foreskin to have a wank and it smells like rotten mayonnaise
>>53730288
>bruv
This isn't 2007
Nobody says this anymore
did that guy end up buying 12 kilos of gold with his bitcoins yet?
>>53730361
did he show proof of his bitcoins? i wasn't here at the time.
Hungry as fuck
>>53729863
Left school three years ago, have a shit job and no friends. Haven't accomplished anything. Just kill me lads
>>53730341
>rotten mayonnaise
genuinely gagged a little bit
>>53730267
Adolf Hitler's actions in the 20th century were not morally reprehensible.
>>53730390
naa he said he had illegal bitcoins and needed to turn them into cash for his house,
I suggested a website where you can buy gold and silver with bitcoin, and then sell the gold in the UK for cash
probably a ruse 2bh
>tfw all my family are very social and friendly
>tfw I'm very quiet and shy
Why did I have to be the black sheep?
>>53730432
>destroying the german economy
>not morally reprehensible
>>53729953
i was feeling ok before (lazy sunday) but now im thinking shit, maybe i do need to be more motivated and proactive :\
>>53730478
kek, hope he wasn't serious... that sounds like the worst way to launder money.
did anyone hear about the frog that died from weed pills?
>>53730556
yea it was me 2bh
>>53730548
how else would you do it then?
>>53730490
>fighting against nolshevism
>not not morally reprehensible
>>53730397
lmao that's in Erith, used to live there.
absolute shithole
Fucks sake lads where did I put my fucking keys
>>53730612
trying ringing them, always works for me
What's up with all these muslamics shitting up my country? Bloody mullahs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79ZP946eNVQ
G R I M E
fun fact, town of Chernobyl is on google street view
>A/S/L
27/m/UK
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
Single
>5 Musical Artists
CHVRCHES, Taylor Swift, Arctic Monkeys, Royal Blood, Paramore
>5 Favourite Movies
Inside Out, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Back To The Future, The Incredibles, Guardians Of The Galaxy
>5 Favorite Shows/ Include anime if you want
Doctor Who, Robot Wars, Black Mirror, Archer, South Park
>5 Favourite Books
I hardly fucking read. It's not my thing.
>5 Favorite Vidya
Destiny, Bioshock, Mario Kart Double Dash, Persona 4, Just Cause 3
>5 Interests
Vidya, Lego, Shitposting, WWE
>Main boards?
/int/, /v/, /asp/, /co/
>Are you looking for Kik groups?
No
>Are you a NEET?
Yes, because I was made redundant
>What languages do you speak?
English, and like a tiny bit of French and Spanish
>What are you NOT looking for?
Dicks, guys who are just going to spout dank memes
>What are you looking for?
Pretty much anything not listed above
>Kik?
ai.ebihara
>>53730675
why u posting these?
I caught some pieces in me back that I didn't even feel
>>53730589
some sort of business
maybe selling my abstract paintings for thousands of dollars
or maybe "selling gold" on childrens games like runescape and world of warcraft
>>53730692
>>53730692
>5 Musical Artists
>CHVRCHES, Taylor Swift, Arctic Monkeys, Royal Blood, Paramore
ON THE CROSS
>>53730692
>those films
>paramore, CHVRCHES
>those video games
literally reddit
>mates bought MDMA on Saturday
>they did a few dabs and said they didn't feel anything so they snorted the whole thing
>did a full bag between two of them
>"l-lad I feel weird"
>look behind me and one of my mates is walking really slowly
>"I-i don't think it was MD lad"
>other mate starts saying he feels weird too
>they're both panicking
>had to spend the whole night looking after them both
>they were walking slow as fuck and kept flinching and trying to slowly run away when cars drove past
>apparently it was ketamine and neither of them had done it before
If I should die, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever England. There shall be
In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam,
A body of England's, breathing English air,
Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.
And think, this heart, all evil shed away,
A pulse in the eternal mind, no less
Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given;
Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day;
And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness,
In hearts at peace, under an English heaven.
>>53730686
doesn't look too bad
>>53730494
We both do la, we both do.
>>53730675
literally the worst type of people. stop posting them.
>>53730706
no reason
selling ponies
let me know if you need one
