Slavic immigration edition
You already know his name
cara
>>53709642
keira
4th for my willy in a pakis pussy
5th for USA
>>53709672
rasheed
>>53709640
yeah they're good, i usually try and get stuff through posh mates from cheshire as a lot of the "dealers" round there are just kids who buy quality shit from the deepweb and sell it on for slightly higher
>>53709642
>I STILL don't have a slav qt
ever closer to jumping of a bridge lads
https://youtu.be/AIaehhYLVZA?t=80
absolute choon
one of few times live performance is better than the studio
maisie btw
Am I perverse for thinking that in every post apocalyptic film or game where there are women in a bandit group or raiders like proper bad people that in real life they would just be used as fuck meat by the gang
>>53709642
She looks Russian 2bh lads.
>>53709714
>"dealers" round there are just kids who buy quality shit from the deepweb and sell it on for slightly higher
Well said it's the same here. My weedman is a grower so happy with that.
Shrooman grows them himself too sells me them very cheap so I just buy ounces and sell like 2grams for a tenner and make shitloads.
use to go to free parties every weekend, sell coke/mandy and live in a drugden basically
now i hate it and never want to be apart of any of it 2bh
I left my friends, I dance alone, it's 6 o'clock and I wanna go home
and you wanna call your mother and say mother, i'm sorry but I can never come home again... because I seem to have left an important part of my brain somewhere in a field in Wiltshire
>>53709670
>Does it make you depressed looking back on yourself so young? do you have a missus nowadays and answer >>53709596
>cheers
yeh kinda but i did fucking everything i wanted to back then mate no regrets. Cosworths were popular cars kind of thing a mate with a company car had, one of my Gfs raced mk1 and 2 escorts so i went in a lot of them, xr2i and the vauxhall coming out were popular, my own fav car was a gold golf gti called Felix and my missus has been with me for 24 years :)
>>53709757
Aye I had the same era.
Haven't took MDMA since, except on Christmas with an old school friend I have known for 14 years just to bond with him.
These days when I am having a sesh I just take a lot of mushrooms and downers and sit with my mates playing guitars at house parties.
>he doesn't have mates who have 10 weed plants in the garden growing naturally with a mum who maintains them
>>53709708
FOY
>>53709642
When'd you last have a Cox's Orange Pippin dudes?
>I do drugs
>>53709672
if you were to have a baby with a paki qt like that would they come out just looking italian or would they still look full on rasheed?
>>53709792
My mate had his own house and was growing six plants and his window got bricked and the people shouted we know who you are. We think it was paramilitaries. I was fucked on a whole box of diazepam at the time and was trying to run out the door with a hammer to hit them with but my friends wouldnt let me, its just as well they did I would probably have been dragged into a car and never seen again
>>53709799
before Christmas, been on oranges and bananas since then.
In the mood for drugs now. Fuck you all. Going out for a fag
>>53709816
not sure
will find out and report back to you
>>53709819
northern ireland is a literal warzone desu
>tfw rorkes and rasheeds get on better in birmingham than meme religions in northern ireland
>>53709850
rolling a spliff now la
going to put in some of the THC crystals from the bottom of my grinder and get proper wavey aha
>>53709856
>northern ireland is a literal warzone desu
Is it? that's news to me
No soldiers ever got their heads cut off in the street here lad
>>53709796
That's offensive.
>>53709825
What do they taste like?
>>53709880
didn't think it was either but you boys make it sound like every action you have to try and avoid getting caught slipping by the taigs lmao
doing a might kill myself iah
>>53709883
Satsumas were better a few weeks ago, end of season now so lost some of their best taste. The bananas have been delicious, even made some cakes with them.
>>53709915
cya
>>53709915
nighty night muggins
>>53709912
I'd say it's more the people here don't tolerate being an arsepiece and you'll get smacked about for fucking about
more to worry about from your own community than the others 2bh
but at the same time muggings are almost unheard of and house robbers get shot, whereas in inglin some people get mugged by pakis and nig nogs
has its upsides and downs
>>53709883
just realised you meant the apples lol, erm crisp, sweet but not golden delicious sweet. Good daily apple with no pretensions of grandeur.
>>53709912
>>53709966
This.
Very accurate description. The people here take no shit at all.
I leave my door unlocked and have done for years and nothing has ever happened.
It's a warzone in the sense that it's a very man eat man world over here. It's like living in the 1970s. It's fucking great 2bh.
>>53709981
Good, cool. Was afraid they were sour
didnt even realize i passed 1mil xp on runescape desu
>>53709856
That's the paramilitaries for you. They are a nuisance. They are based at keeping chavs in line though, they're all too scared to do anything other than very petty crime in case they get kneecapped.
Think of it like this.
Northern Ireland has a police force made up of their own respective members of their community be that IRA, UVF, PIRA, RAAD, UDA... etc. etc. whom inforce they're own capital punishments on those they see as "poisoning their community"
>>53710006
Nah.
. It arose in England in the 19th century as a chance seedling, and has inspired apple lovers ever since. It remains unsurpassed for its richness and complexity of flavour.
Two characteristics tend to be apparent in its offspring to a greater or lesser extent. Firstly the relatively pronounced and complex "aromatic" flavour which elevates it above most other varieties. Secondly, the striking and attractive orange-red colouring.
It is the range and complexity of flavours which makes Cox's Orange Pippin so appealing to enthusiasts of the "English" style of apple. This is a variety for the connoisseur, who can delight in the appreciation of the remarkable range of subtle flavours - pear, melon, freshly-squeezed Florida orange juice, and mango are all evident in a good example. Almost all other apples taste one-dimensional alongside a good Cox's Orange Pippin.
>>53710037
YOU'RE DOING IT NSW
If our lips should meet innamorata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3zA7dgQ2dU
>take a piss and shit
>need a piss and shit straight after
This always happens to me, is it cancer?
>>53710064
Just did a little bit of sick picturing lisicki licking maisies face
>>53710049
I love reading descriptions of apples
can hear mummy and daddy talking
>>53709737
>implying there's a difference in appearance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ssbgThljU imagine being able to sing like this lads
imagine looking like dean martin
ffs
>>53710077
kegels?
>>53710085
http://www.orangepippin.com/apples
600 descriptions for your viewing pleasure.
Can hear daddy saying "that's not all of it" then "THAT'S all of it" to mummy
>>53710112
>>53710112
>kegels?
Tried that before when I was suffering from premature ejaculation with my ex and I honestly shit myself.
Never again.
>>53710130
llf
>>53710112
Handsome lad. Would rather look like Bowie though.
His eyes are cool as fuck.
n-no homo
>>53710058
thanks california
>>53710147
bowie 2skinny4me I like bein a hefty boy
also look at our lovely capital
rubbing my winkle
>>53709672
>>53709816
fuck off shitskin
can't decide whether mummy and daddy are arguing or shagging now
Fuck me. Might get my prostate examined after reading this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostatitis
can you get a sexy bitch to do it?
>>53710172
>that CK graffiti
That was done by my crew
>>53709816
They'd be ugly and brown.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jvMbFl9hbN
>>53709760
>sierra rs
top pick in cars, a friend and i just went to test drive one imported here to the states the other day. loads of fun but needs some work... still might do it
How do I check my prostate?
Not keen on shoving a finger up there boys
>>53710254
stick ur finger up there
>>53710210
My mate gay Dave does an excellent 3 in one prostate massage and shoulder rub fuck knows how he does it it's as if he has 3 hands
>>53710253
Wew how did you yanks get a hold of one? is it the 3 door with the whale tail spoiler or the sedan? is it a real cosworth with cosworth on the valve cover? turbo?
anyone here live in a council estate?
>>53710262
Yeah but how far, and what if it hurts, also what am I looking for here? Also will I find the lost archives of the Library of Alexandria up there?
>>53710269
Is your mate a trap?
>>53710210
>can you get a sexy bitch to do it?
The "torch" they use is of significant size, enough to make you red faced and breaking out in sweat with the pain.
>>53710293
just stick ur finger up there while ur wanking
>>53710253
If I was a yank i'd buy a merkur XR4TI and put the cosworth bodykit on it
>>53710287
I do
>>53710293
>Is your mate a trap?
Even if he was he wouldn't be a good looking one
>>53710287
Nah the estate in my area was burnt out and completely desecreated.
>>53710304
FUCK. THAT. C-can you ask for lube? Asking for a friend ah
I know you're hurting
Feels like you're learning
'Bout life the hard way
And it ain't working
Seems like forever
That you've been falling
It's time to move on
You're life is calling, yeah
This was never meant to be the end
Close the book and start again
Cause I know how hard it can get
But you gotta lift
You gotta lift
And sometimes that's how it is
But I know you're stronger
Stronger than this
You gotta lift
You gotta lift
When you can feel your
Whole body's aching
What's left of your heart
It won't stop breaking
You gotta let go
You took a hit
Time to pick up now
Move on from this
This was never meant to be the end
Close the book and start again
Cause I know how hard it can get
But you gotta lift
You gotta lift
And sometimes that's how it is
But I know you're stronger
Stronger than this
You gotta
Lift yourself up above all the hurt
Don't give in
Wipe your eyes and remember
You're better than this
Let them know
That they took their best shot
And they missed
C'mon and lift
Cause I know how hard it can get
But you gotta lift
You gotta lift
And sometimes that's how it is
But I know you're stronger
Stronger than this
You gotta lift
You gotta lift
Pick up now...
Pick up now...
Songwriters
NOLL, SHANNON/REILY, ADAM/JONES, BYRON GLYNNE
Published by
Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing, Universal Music Publishing Group, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC
Read more: Shannon Noll - Lift Lyrics | MetroLyrics
Lovely Northern Ireland.
>>53710312
Nah sounds gay.
What's up with all the Escorts :DDDD
>>53710332
Fuck off argie
>>53710353
>>53710293
If I was trying to feel for an enlarged prostate for whatever reason id sit on my knees with my arse in the air and stick a thumb up me bum and feel pointing towards the bollocks direction if theres a big lump
>>53710345
No escorts in here only sierras
I do like the escorts though, but mk1 and 2 are better waheyy
>>53710343
Reminds me of where I live.
Looks comfortable.
>>53710343
its actually really good desu
>>53710314
>C-can you ask for lube?
they use plenty, its a bit of a shock to the system but it only takes a few days for the soreness to go completely. The alternative may be far worse mate, the doctor apologised to the point i was getting annoyed.
>>53710343
Whats it say beside the crosshairs? All huns are targets?
bad place 4 houses get them knocked doon
>>53710379
let out a big "yessssss" when she does it for a laugh
>>53710404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXRYuQsg4Gw
listen to this for a tune mate
"But I'd rather joined that pirate ship than gone to Botany Bay"
>>53710313
What's it like living there?
http://tmzworldstar.com/?p=2183
lol
>>53710379
>>53710375
>>53710368
Hmm. Fuck it. I'll do it myself.
>>53710405
No fuck lad my area is 96 percent protestant. Probably ATAT.
>>53710423
my type of music listening now, good shout
>>53710405
>let out a big "yessssss" when she does it for a laugh
i did think a camp "your not the first luv" would be funny but then the pain of having my arse stretched by a giant torch made thinking a little difficult.
>>53710427
It's great it's very quiet area with a lot of old people. there are a lot of little walkways between houses which can take you different places so if I was ever running from someone u could lose them 2bh
Big supermarket within walking distance and cozy estate shops closeby
also a big park beside my estate for walking the dog
>>53710444
>
you only get the torch if there is something wrong, else its finger mate.
Fuck that shit you have to do an enema.
>>53710451
This is good banter. >>53710454
>little walkways between houses which can take you different places so if I was ever running from someone u could lose them 2bh
Loved this when I used to live in Rathcoole.
>>53710442
utter trog
>>53710368
I know senpai, just joking.
Not a huge Ford fan, but i like the old Escorts because they had VW engines and people used to tune them a lot.
Mine has the same 1.8L engine.
>>53710454
Strandtown.
With the storms a-raging round us, and the winds a-blowing gales
I'd rather drowned in misery than gone to New South Wales.
Day and night in irons clad we like poor galley slaves
Will toil and toil our lives away to fill dishonored graves
>>53710507
went to primary school in strandtown good auld school
>>53710549
there is nothing wrong with NSW and i am sick to death of this anti-NSW sentiment i am sick to death
night lads
>>53709725
>pulp
to the bin it goes
>>53710567
Wish I was sent to australia then escaped and joined the bushrangers
Jack Donaghue & co
>>53710477
>Fuck that shit you have to do an enema.
They probably just say that for the interest of hygiene
>>53710634
I tried it and nearly cried in pain. I think I'll just get a medical expert to do it or ask a kinky girl next time during foreplay
killing myself if dubs.
>>53710567
>poo shit fails
hahaha
>>53710652
You couldn't even get a finger up your arse without yelping? bizarro
I had to pull a shite out of my arse years ago because it wasn't shaped for coming out
not drinking tonight lads
got proper pissed last night tho
>>53710669
Have wee stubby fat fingers aha.
>I had to pull a shite out of my arse years ago because it wasn't shaped for coming out
Enjoyed this nearly spat my coke out from laughing. I've had shits that have completely ripped my arse open ffs not good.
>girl matches me on tinder
>send her a message
>she doesn't respond
>this x50
>>53710669
>>53710695
Honestly think I had my whole hand up there like trying to find a pen at the bottom of yer schoolbag
>I've had shits that have completely ripped my arse open ffs not good.
o she was sore was tears in my eyes and after I yiked it out honestly thought id took my intestine with it she was a STINGER
>>53710721
I can't stop fucking laughing. These metaphors are fucking killing me.
Tried going to sleep there but only ended up having a fair dig with my pillow cause I couldn't sleep.
I know this seems stupid but, 'be yourself' is actually advice to stick by
Ground control to Major Tim
This pic makes me proud to be British. God on you Tim Peake.
>>53710761
>grinder.webm
Was expecting a lew webm
Incredibly fucking based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLLGxo8u-pM
Are boy.
Ulster lad what's some good takeaways in Belfast?
>>53710751
What time did you wake up today
>>53710758
True
>>53710761
Done a bit of welding and grinding in tech it made me feel like a mannnn
>>53710794
How nuts is the ISS like
space is cuhrayzee
can't wait til they get the SLS built which will be biggest rocket ever made
>>53710843
Depends where abouts i'd only really know ones that deliver to east belfast
the starter does the best honey chilli chicken this side of the river lagan
>>53710843
oh fuck the bethany does the nicest chip i've ever tasted, only ever had out of the belmont road one but even 10 years on I hadn't had one in years and went back and got a cheesy chip fucking pukka
Doing a Sweden
Doing a Sweden
>>53710880
1pm. I only need about 5 hours sleep and I'm good.
>can't wait til they get the SLS built which will be biggest rocket ever made
That and Skylon, the new spaceport, virgin galactic. My body is ready.
Also cheers for the recs, I usually just buy from Emerald City which does good honey chilli chicken.
What about town though? Have you ever been to FilthyMcnastys? Going there on Friday. Meant to be great grub
>>53710932
I'm British m8, as white as a ghost desu
>>53710965
>tfw don't tan or burn just stay pale as fuck
try using my dildo on my bumhole, now there's blood and shit everywhere smfh
Can't ever complain about cold in England desu. Next level here.
Lads I think I'm in l-o-v-e
Guinness World Record in the category vaginal weightlifting is held by Tatyana Kozhevnikova who deadlifted a 14 kg kettlebell.
Had a 14in pizza with extra cheese, bbq sauce base and chorizo was fucking delicious but I left two slices to reheat for a snack. Should I eat now or leave for the hangover when I wake up?
>wake up
>open /brit/
>sigh
>open curtains
>smile
comfy snow
>>53710957
Havn't a baldy about filthys never been, I went to that """""""""""tech"""""""""""22 beside wetherspoons though which is about 30 metres up the road
cuckoos is cracking for cheap drink you get drinks for £2 on tuesday i think it is, proper sized glasses filled up with rum and coke or vodka and coke whatever ya want for 2 noop and its free in on that day
lace the boot into any of the muslim """"""""homeless""""""" you see xx
>>53711032
you clocking off?
The final nail in the coffin for western culture is if Bernie Sanders get elected.
how does this image make you feel?
>>53710994
>>tfw don't burn
then you're obviously not very pale are you?
>>53711017
how much rain do you get? plus with warming are you guys looking at 6 months of rain in the future?
>>53710994
>tfw you turn into a lobster
>>53711023
That's me
>wake up
>it's finally snowing
>>53711077
Gothenburg is the rainiest city in Sweden, but it's just snowing now
>>53711052
>you clocking off?
In about half an hour -- hour yeah.
Cuckoos sounds good. Might try get the boys to go there instead. Filthys looks too trendy or something, will be filled with spunkers though no doubt.
>lace the boot into any of the muslim """"""""homeless""""""" you see xx
Will do but I only ever see romanian homeless people, flicked a joint on one before.
>>53711073
Obviously I burn but I don't go lobster or anything like that. I don't like hot weather at all though. If it's over 25 degrees I cannot be fucked going out. Sweat like a fucking pedo in a barney outfit in a school playground
>wake up
>snow
Fuck
>horse-faced sports woman is co-chairing BBC Breakfast
I this how promotions work there, do one job and they'll let you fill in for the boss on weekends?
taking a crap
>>53711169
Language!
>>53711127
cuckoos is massive full upstairs and downstairs place with ping pong tables and ice hockey anol upstairs and relaxed seating areas
>>53711127
>If it's over 25 degrees I cannot be fucked going out
probably explains why you don't go full lobster haha
MORNING LADS!
THERE'S SNOW OUTSIDE!!!!!!
>>53711184
Might go to that pub quiz thing tomorrow.
>>53711187
yee. I sweat in 10 degrees. not normal
>>53711194
Not where I live, was yesterday though. Yous boys are getting our dregs ahah
w-where's the snow lads
>>53711215
>I sweat in 10 degrees.
my back always gets v sweaty
sometimes when I start sweating I itch all over but only occasionally
>>53711231
your mum got my dregs last night you runt
>>53711252
That was me dressed in drag.
>>53711248
>sometimes when I start sweating I itch all over but only occasionally
Hate this. One time I was sweating too and the sweat started to sting my pores. Like unbearable stinging.
>>53711232
Everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIoqSSwi8Os
>>53711232
Snow is utter shite. It's the biggest meme since the Dawn of Man. It looks nice for about half the day, then annoying kids ruin it, cars ruin it, then pedastrians ruin it. Only looks nice in rural areas. At the end of the day and for the following days after that it looks like pic related.
utter SHITE.
Imagine being a self-hating white.
No respect for you batty boy.
>>53711338
Looks great here. Comfy af
>>53711338
it's not like that if it keeps snowing though right, the clouds just need to create more snow :-)
>>53711389
>boy snow looks shit on sidewalks
>actually it doesn't, here's a picture of snow that isn't on a sidewalk
>>53711400
It's not but by the end of it you will have to suffer wading through mounds of slush getting your feet soaking wet. It's inevitable.
Many a soldier spilled his lifeblood on my blade
Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade
>>53711358
A fate worse than death
>>53711416
It's actually a main path.
>sidewalk
Fuck of yank
>>53711422
totes worth it aha
>>53711434
Take a pic of the same path tonight, bet it's a slushy shitpile too
Business idea: make fleshlights with a hymen as a "seal" to prove you're not getting a returned fleshlight someone else has fucked
>used to take pictures of girls from uni off of facebook/twitter
>put them on omegle and keep track of how many guys came to each of them
n-not weird at all, r-right?
>>53711455
Actually a good idea.
>>53711455
make it happen la
>>53711459
Ribena pls
>>53711459
sounds sorta interesting but pretty autistic as well
>>53711455
patent this immediately
New national anthem lads?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35312314
Be honest. Have you ever said thanks you too to a girl?
I have countless times, I often punch the wall thinking about it.
>>53711522
PLEASE NO.
The lefties are going to hijack this. We are fucked lads.
I'll honestly start a riot if it gets changed, I can see one happening in Belfast anyway if it did. We rioted because a flag was took down from the city hall
>>53711537
Nope but it's not the way I talk
I say no worries a lot like a fucking australian lmao
SNOW LADS
>>53711554
The article suggests Billy Brag could write it and it should be about inclusiveness and tolerance
>>53711554
Which flag?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjkrjYitgeA
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP9E9WyIUFA
>>53711588
The union flag was riot down and people went mental. Republicans suggested they should fly the union flag and then the irish flag despite the fact Belfast is still in the UK
>>53711522
I don't want Jerusalem as the English national anthem. It has a nice melody but imagine mentioning another country's city in your national anthem?
I vote for I vow to thee my country.
>>53711579
lel
>>53711588
the canadian flag
>>53711628
>implying it's a country
i swear tf if we get a new anthem about how we love all the muslims ill leave the country
>>53711522
He makes a fair point about the nature of it but if rewritten it would have to be about an England/English people that is now (sadly) a dying breed.
>>53711628
Jerusalem refers to an ideal not the literal city you utter mong.
Unnamed Anthem; 2016; verse 1
Oh mighty London, light of our nation
Hub of diversity, centre of progress
>>53711676
mighty london, refugees' elation
new paki central, what a fucking cess
>>53711676
Our loved north land of immigration
White children scream in utter distress
>>53711645
It's going to happen. Honestly. And what's worse is that there will be no mention of God so we don't offend non religious people. Just fuck my country up.
>>53711628
Jerusalem is the holy land nothing to be ashamed of.
I vote Abid With Me. The lyrics are fucking nice
I fear no foe, with Thee at hand to bless;
Ills have no weight, and tears no bitterness.
Where is death's sting? Where, grave, thy victory?
I triumph still, if Thou abide with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deJDkU6qiGE
"e Brits feel rather embarrassed about patriotism. My friends in Norway and Switzerland regularly fly their national flag in outside their houses. If I did the same, my neighbours would think I was a fascist."
Is this true? England is so cucked lmao
>>53711718
i can deal with not having god in but if it mentions the word diversity once ill shoot up whitehall
>>53711720
this is true
the england flag is co-opted by wankers
>On Her Majesty's Secret Service is a bad film
>>53711720
Can't imagine that. I have an England flag, Scotland flag, Ulster banner, Rhodesian flag and a Welsh flag.
>>53711736
https://youtu.be/PxZSXCJjNcQ?t=58
This is my country, and it belongs to me
>>53711720
Labour election candidate had to step down because they tweeted a pic of someone's house with an England flag & a white van in front of it and basically accused them of being racist.
It backfired, but you see the mentality we have.
>When you think of modern day nazis on of the first images that comes to your mind is probably that of a skinhead. Recently nazis have been trying to move away from this rough image and adopt a less threatening hipster aesthetic. These hipster nazis, or “nipsters" as they are often called have began using the internet as well as their usual festivals and concerts to recruit new members and spread their racist message. They have even started using youtube and the blogging website tumblr to get out their fascist message. Although these “nipsters” may seem less scary then their skinhead counterparts, the messages they are spreading are as angry and hateful as ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNQebxGb3ek
>>53711768
>Rhodesian flag
>>53711786
Around what year approx did this no flag malarkey come about? even in cities with no pakis?
whos up for rule britannia as the new anthem
>>53711807
Since whenever the EDL became notorious. The St George flag is associated with racists and football hooligans, and flying it is an admission that you belong to one or both of these groups.
>>53711802
Have it guess my Grandad's brother fought in the Rhodesian bush war and got it from him.
>>53711794
bring back the boot squads NOW
>>53711820
Too hard to sing for the average punter
>>53711830
I'm sure some lefty groups were pulling strings to push "only racists fly the st george"
>>53711820
"Arose, arose from out the asure main;"
the lyrics are far too old fashioned
only the chorus would be good for belting
>>53711820
It's boring as fuck.
Londonderry Air 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlhEnZ8iib0
>>53711845
My Mum was part of them when she lived in Germany when my Grandad was stationed there.
>>53711845
>>53711858
>>53711863
how about land of hope and glory then
fuck your irish shit
>>53711863
https://youtu.be/_B3xpg4_9is?t=12
she wore braces and blue jeansssss
>>53711872
It's too stuck in the past.
Honestly just get some banging English folk tune like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fy3tSim3to
>>53711876
more neo-nazi music please
>>53711918
good idea
Any of you guys actually watch football? I know they play the games over there and people pretend its growing, but real talk whats the exposure like? Anybody watch any of the games today?
Or get some song like The Power of Four Lions which talks about the strength that comes from Scotland, Wales, England and Ireland joining together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLTPbx0yXIU
just did one of those big poos that leaves you with a farty bum afterwards
>>53711954
well done
>>53711948
yeah mate the premier league is quite big 2bh
FUCK don't want to go to bed but the sun isn't coming up and I have a pic related window so no blinds or curtains to stop the sun beaming in my room.
What do?
>>53711948
You're asking if football is popular in Britain?
That's like asking if Baseball is popular in USA
>>53711918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Ca_lwxi9o&bpctr=1453022234 smash emm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08vAxlNHNWY good build up to this one but its kind of mediocre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G4sQQIvR54 just good all round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_0MQZm9yEk I hate those fuckers as much as the yids - we'll teach those bastards for killing kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82PQyY1djI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGxDRCZTLbI smack him til he fucks off and doesn't come back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQjD_ZkN0rA we're living in the sewers but we're gonna go far
watch romper stomper if you havn't seen it it's gr8
>>53711988
>>53711970
>pretending to be retarded
>>53711970
(y)
There are people on the left who are scared of the working classes
Lord knows I'm one of them, but I at least try to mortify my prejudices by not begrudging them their car flags, southern cross tattoos, bundy rum polar bear bumper stickers, etc.
Everytime I am on coke people say I look like a serial killer that is about to slaughter the whole party.
Might stop taking it haha
>>53712002
good lad
>>53712002
>>53711918
https://youtu.be/xnl1W66_i7M?t=116
forgot this cracking battle anthem
the chorus is unforgettable but the rest of the lyrics are not great I guess because it's germans (I believe) writing an english song
>>53712008
you asked about football cunt and you got a football answer. unless you are talking about aussie rules """"""""""""football"""""""""""" then I have no idea
*flares my nostrils in disgust and mutters "vermin" under my breath*
arsehole stings
Where should I go to cop a scarf lads?
Wish I had a mate who I could ask to have a fair dig with at anytime just for practice and we would come out as better friends
>>53712082
haha, hate when that happens
>>53712008
American football is not very big. Mostly liked by americanised #swag cunts that wear obay snap backs. The superb owl is big though
>>53712092
Have a fink about that all the time too, with gloves tho
>>53712092
I believe that's referred to in many circles as a boyfriend
Drank two litres of Port last night
>>53712036
>we got white guys doing the hakka but I cant figure out that words mean different things
lmao fuck off kiwi
tried to stick a toilet brush up my arse once and it just hurt
>>53712115
Nah not with gloves me and my bestmate already do that. I mean proper bare knuckles to get your chin and jaw used to getting rocked and make you a tough cunt
>>53712135
>>53712135
yanks out
>>53712092
do yourself a favour and don't bring that up to any of your mates
>>53712141
It's safer to box without gloves tee bee h
Downloading romper stomper again for a rewatch
love the bit where he chokes the paki to death with a chain even though all his mates are telling him to stop
>>53712141
wish I had a jaw like a shovel
I'm convinced your head size has a relation to your intimidation factor
>>53712159
mayhaps the ones he meets on grindr
>>53712139
i remember an ancient /b/ thread on 4chanarchive of some cunt who shoved one of them up his arse and ended up getting worms
he posted pics of loads of tiny white worms around his arsehole, was fuckin boggin
>>53712130
>telling lies on the internet
>>53712159
>>53712191
>>53712120
A fair dig means a fair fight with no grudges you arsepieces
>>53712159
Why? My mates all love fighting, one of them even talked about starting a fight club with gloves though where we all bet on the who would win.
>>53712171
It's all in the shoulders lad. I can tell if someone is a good fighter by looking at their shoulders.
>>53712165
How?
>>53712191
How is bare knuckled fighting a gay mans past time?
>>53712222
had those when i was like 9 desu
fucking nasty
It's really weird to remember the police allowed 1400 children to be raped just so they didn't seem racist. We're living in a mad world ahah
>when someone from poorthern Ireland thinks they're British
Just no, stop.
>>53712241
bit gay though innit haha xox
>>53712224
>being a lightweight
It's the same as drinking one bottle of vodka. Hardly breaking ground.
>>53712241
more like bareback knuckle biting
>>53712256
Yeah true. We are far too white to be British
>98.5%
>>53712224
You're a stupid cunt 2 lits of port is only about 25 units which is a 12 crate of beer.
>>53712256
The people who identify as British here don't have a drop of Irish blood, we all come from English and Scottish families who never mixed with dirty taigs. What else are we?
Northern Irish =/= Irish.
It's like calling an Englishman, Scottish.
who /snow/ here
>>53712139
I don't think you're meant to start off with something that big
>>53712306
>island of Ireland
>not Irish
m8..
>>53712241
People don't go all out when they don't have gloves on. You'll hurt your hands before you brain damage the other person, usually. All those one punch deaths irl are from falling and hitting their head.
>>53712308
nah mate its a bit warm for that
>>53712309
shall i start with your willy then xx
>>53712306
Ian please go, there are tons of Northern Irish people with names like McIlroy, McLeish etc.
