Trixie edition
bit early
>>53707039
PLEASE tell me she takes the BBC
halo
>PAGE 1
>>53707038
>>53707073
A lad in my vent linked his gf
heard you boys liked me.... add me on snapchat bethemsley xxx
>>53707117
shut up gaylord
give me some skin my man
>the black part of the banana
Stopped snowing lads....
ignoring bedtime without mum knowing
moving out of my parents house soon lads
>>53707212
good for you
>the city of london
>>53707211
little rebel
>>53707215
thanks
having a look
https://youtu.be/tmenSv_EQ30?t=142
>>53707211
absolute fucking legend
BOW LEGGED WHORE WHERE ARE YOU?
listening to The Weeknd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT8oX0zUrfM
>>53707021
it's A famalam
WHY DO BRIDES WHERE VIRGIN WHITE? MOST DO NOT DESERVE THAT RIGHT
>>53707218
fyi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrObZ_HZZUc
new gimmick: reach the image limit before the bump limit
>>53707278
what
>listening to The Weeknd
>>53707311
fuck off tripcunt
>>53707304
>>53707262
this isn't comfy
me irl
>>53707334
don't talk shit to strawboss
>>53707104
Shes a QT
fuck off strawboss u twat
>>53707061
I've got speed desu, too scared to take it for studying though because I'll just get fucked and not do any work
>>53707357
i'll talk shit to whoever i fucking want lmfao
>>53707357
strawboss is an ugly sperg
>>53707134
>greater manchester back
Good shit
>>53707211
George.
>>53707219
REBEL REBEL
>>53707357
>>53707380
Fuck off strawboss
in need of a new gimmick lads
>>53707311
>>53707311
>strawboss
I thought you were dead, or at the very least out of the navy
girl's bum is on my crotch rn lads
everyone in the room is just drinking rn but I wonder if she's noticed my erection
>>53707376
Nah he's pretty handsome, no homo
new gimmick
I call it kevin
>>53707406
She has and she likes it mate
>>53707384
best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
^actual video footage of strawnonce
>>53707406
post pic or you're a liar
>>53707408
we're talking about the same cunt right?
i don't think so tim
>>53707406
she probably has desu
>>53707398
I recently got a huge boner for the Dodge Challenger Hellcat so I went to hang out on /o/ for a while.
>>53707416
looked at her and whispered for her to meet me upstairs, she nodded
brb 2bh
>gingers literally have no eyebrows
hahahahah nigga how can you even have no eyebrows just sit down your whole phenotype is a sham hahah how the fuck your phenotype even going to exist in a few years jaajajajja
>>53707439
yes, you seem a bit jealous
Someone show me a picture of strawboss, I'll be the judge.
>>53707404
>not invading kernow
who will supply the girly boys?
Why is he so cute lads?
AMERICAN BOY, TAKE ME A ON TRIP I'D LOVE TO GO SOMEDAY
strawboss can u reply to the pic of u posted and say "me on the left"
>>53707461
2bh
what happened to that gimmick where people would tell eachother to gas themselves?
>>53707463
TROYE IS SO CUTE
B I G T U N E
I
G
T
U
N
E
https://youtu.be/8Bd3nqvjT_I
>>53707439
>tim
Literally my name
Everytime a tourist that comes from a country I don't like asks me for directions I send them to the peace walls.
Good banter?
>>53707454
if i was going to be jealous of someone's looks, wouldn't it be someone who is actually really good looking?
>>53707461
>>53707477
Stop posting pics of me
How did you even get those??
>alri anon giz a cuddle ahha
what do?
don't particularly enjoy living
>>53707496
>he isn't named after Jesus' father
rasheed
>>53707476
>>53707395
Me on the left
>>53707545
fuck you, a girl your age should not have an iphone
i hope your parents die in a car fire
might start a suicide cult
contraversial new theory: rihanna loves the bwc but she can't publically go out with a white guy because black guys will get butthurt
>tfw she might be moving abroad in the summer
why can't things just ever go right
thanks strawboss. i like u better than thailad desu
>when to are such a failure you fail at suicide
>>53707545
Sorry love I'm not a nonce.
>>53707560
Uploaded to r/brit
This is, without a doubt, the most creepy picture of Ed Miliband I've seen in my entire life, and I've seen a lot of pictures of Ed Miliband.
I don't know where to start.
His face looks like it's taken a long, if not permanent holiday through uncanny valley.
The lighting makes him look like a sporadically unhinged and socially isolated psychotic villain from a generic slasher movie.
The diluted colour on top of literally everything else makes the image look like a collaborative effort between Grant Wood and H. P. Lovecraft.
His teeth and dark, sunken eyes could easily be mistaken for an attempt at a Nosferatu-inspired anti-Labour caricature.
Even his posture, though subtle, gives the impression that his spine has been morphed from years of awkwardly slouching and Jewishly scurrying.
His attempt at a peace sign is the most uncomfortable gesture I've ever witnessed a person attempt. This universal gesture is seemingly so alien to Ed that he's not only utilised the wrong fingers, but he's done so in a way that he appears to be performing a vice grip on an invisible object.
Everything about this image is wrong. Even his tie is warped.
I'm not convinced this is a real photo, but rather a highly detailed painting created by an artist with an exceptional skill at illustrating political meaning through subtlely illustrated horror.
>>53707573
I've always thought about joining a suicide cult, pretend to drink the koolaid, then stealing all their stuff
>>53707573
I'm in if you will provide me with purpose until the end
had a headache for the last 3 days and my codeine pills are running out
>>53707602
excellent post
>>53707602
Ed Miliband is a fucking nonce
>>53707583
Mate I know that feel. An Icelandic girl told me she loves me just before she moved back home.
My heart is shattered.
>>53707463
If he wasn't gay he'd make the perfect metrosexual bf :(
his eyes are so cutee
>>53707609
your purpose is to provide me with a warm, wet hole
>>53707606
you can't join lol...
>>53707595
i wonder what the feeling would be like to attempt suicide because you're a failure, only to wake up in the hospital.
it must almost be like pathetic enough to laugh at ay
is ed miliband human?
doing a cheeky xanax lads
>>53707602
don't be mean to ed
he tried his best
>>53707640
>politicians
>not lizards
>>53707640
lads entertain me
>>53707622
Are you Icelandic girl that crushed my heart?
>>53707640
He's a Milipede haha
>Iranians aren't white
>>53707622
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>53707663
>yfw its true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2mjs_gdMAI
>>53707682
one of those is a Syrian refugee
>>53707673
>>53707621
ah fuck, i'm sorry man
it's not for definite but her psycho lesbian friend has convinced her to look for work out there, and they're going for a few weeks in the summer to check it out before deciding whether to stay.
i swear her friend is in love with her, she's tried to neck her on nights out and admitted she fancies her, yet they're still like best friends. she also hates me.. how do i convince her not to go?
>>53707670
just go after her lad
Everytime I hear the microsoft sam voice I burst into treats because it reminds me of the good aul days of whacking it on in IT and making it say rude things like calling the teacher a fat wanker haha
anyone else?
>>53707704
>how do i convince her not to go?
Tell her you love her, if the love is strong enough on her side she will forfeit in hopes of spending her life with you. If not she wasn't the one anyway so don't get upset.
t. romeo
need a fat-positive gf
why is /cum/ so bad?
>>53707682
His wife is beautiful, really hope Isis don't kill her.
>>53707692
lold
think my mate is getting pissed off his gf is getting touchy with all of us
lmao sorry pal ya shouldn't have decided on an open relationship I ain't gonna push these thighs off my lap
>>53707753
full of commies weebs. gotta give em credit where it's due though, never though they'd make it this long
>>53707704
>how do i convince her not to go?
are you sure you want to do that la
>>53707796
>>53707753
Take refuge in brit if you aren't as cancerous as most yank posters.
Come home white man
>>53707765
Me too lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmIkmrCta1g
>>53707735
ok, if it comes down to it i'll try that, she needs some sense talking into, why would you work abroad with a lesbian friend you are always falling out with and who also wants to get into your pants?
god i hate this fucking bitch of her friend so much now
>>53707820
why not la, sounds gay but i don't want to lose her
>>53707840
If she had blue eyes should be perfections
>>53707795
I fucked my friend's gf once, but in my defense I was drunk, high, and full of pent up rage
>british """"""""""""""culture"""""""""""""
>tfw going through my cs:go items
>have some copper mil spec sawed off skin worth 6.50 USD
hahaha lmao selling that shit for sure
>>53707880
Fucking hell
>>53707765
>tfw kebabs will literally kebab her
night lads
>>53707867
She might be a lesbian?
But anyway, my advice is to make her feel special and become her best friend. It might sound gay as fuck but thats how it is. Get a bit personal and start talking about personal things that you would normally only talk about to you family/bestfriend. Makes a relationship much stronger and she will see you as having a range of emotions.
having a wank
>>53707879
quality post there lad
>>53707867
resentment can build if they follow your wish, stay and end up hating it.
give her reasons to stay, but do not explicitly ask her to stay
Natalie portmans features are unreal. How are people this beautiful born? Why can't I be the male equivalent of someone that attractive?
purchasing a wank
>>53707880
This is going to make the poor man commit suicide ;____;
Fuck me Brendan has truly had his shit FUCKED
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3332742/Who-needs-young-gun-Tom-Cruise-53-choice-replace-Brendan-Fraser-46-Mummy-reboot.html
FOR FUCKSAKE
Are Trixie
barber just sent me this
A girl just told me I looked like pic related
Is she a nonce?
>I don't like rap
reminder that you have no right to take a moral high ground about drugs if you drink coffee or alcohol
I'm a mess without my little china girl
>>53707998
depends how long ago
>>53707973
theres a photo I seen of him which I stupidly didn't save from 2016 where he had unfucked his shit
let a fat nigga fuck
>>53708027
HI ULSTER
>>53707880
>>53707948
>>53707973
>>53707905
>>53707988
>looked up his twitter, not updated since 2013
>bio: "Love thy children, love thy wife, love my movies!"
>>53708061
alri missus xx
>>53708027
She said exactly from Terminator 2.
Good song, top lad as usual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP2SS8ggLtU
>>53708064
How do we save him?
>>53708064
http://www.brendanfraser.com/
>>53708064
>>53707988
>>53707973
>>53707948
>>53707880
Here we are then.
All the extra flag lads and lassies.
I want to talk about sports on 4chan but /sp/ is a flaming shithole
what do?
ulster is the king of /brit/
no doubt
>>53708141
Agreed can't wait to have a pint with him if it happens
>>53708117
alri
might walk garage and get fags
>>53708141
'no'
>>53708141
YES
How does this image make you feel?
>>53708141
w-wew
not sure I can accept this title
>>53708147
should go to a republican bar for a laff
>>53708158
stop i'm sweating
>>53708117
>>53707880
Soon enough he'll start going on 4chan to start arguments like Marlon Brando did in chat rooms.
>>53707920
nah she's just very easily led on, doesn't think for herself sometimes and is happy to go along, her friend's literally planned it all out and bought tickets
if it actually happens i'll be in bits desu.
>>53707936
true desu, i do have pretty good reasons for her to not go through with it because of her friend who is a complete psycho
>>53708161
disgusted
>>53708167
YOU'RE MY DADDY ULSTER
>>53707449
Good lad
Report back
>extra flags
>>53708183
bit gay la'
brendan fraser
>>53708161
Ugly paki
>>53708149
I'm considering walking miles to some party.
>>53708027
Lad should I walk from North Belfast to South Belfast to go to a party?
Scared to get my head kicked in walking through taig areas, got chased by a group of them with knives as I was walking up to enter the westlands from the waterworks the othernight haha
>>53708167
>should go to a republican bar for a laff
I was at the chester the other night. Met an ex robber who used to up his balaclava to kiss the cashier if she was a girl
>>53708178
Good luck anyway
>>53707449
good lad
Need to go to sleep SmH
>>53708206
have regional flags and am literally smoking one of these right now ahhahaa
wish i was joking tbqh
>>53708223
will it even be worth going there now
>>53708217
Ugly Paki is not an emotion Anon
>>53708279
>will it even be worth going there now
Yes my friends parties last the whole weekend. Literally no one sleeps for a few days because they are all wired on coke and mandy. I will be given tons of drugs as soon as I enter the door too. And guaranteed a shag with a hippie girl
>>53707670
I dunno
if any of you lads want to have a laugh go to a republican pub in belfast
>>53708311
Sounds fantastic, quite jealous desu
>>53708206
>"Extra flags? Why, a classy gentleman like myself wouldn't partake in such nonsense!"
>>53708311
reeeeeeeee
>>53708223
Where about in the south? surely just down the lisburn road?
>>53708196
Stop my pacemaker will go bang
>>53708336
I would but I shitpost on my phone tBh
>>53708311
Fuck where abouts is this :^)
>>53708311
just go there then aha
sounds a decent crack
doubt you'll get stabbed
was walking through all the paki and nignog areas this time yesterday
>>53708324
Do you know a girl called Kristin who recently moved back from the UK? Everyonein Iceland seems to know eachother.
>>53708344
Stranmillis Road.
>>53708364
see above
>>53707982
how hasn't this been made yet?
>>53708382
Ringing my bro now to see if he'd meet me half way
Any slags in Tower Hamlets up for a shag?
eggmans twin
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Alyssar19
>>53708385
nick a bmx out of someones garden and go down the motorway walk path
>>53708399
saved, thanks lad
love are trixie
>>53708419
reminder that tower hamlets is the birthplace of grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FM93unokOg
*watches you read my post*
>>53708444
Was actually thinking the exact same thing lad and then return it on my way back of course.
That northern ireland hivemind mentality lel
mate just texted me
he left alone to get a taxi home in town at 2.30am before and he ended up going to some after party in moss side (aka the very worst most crime ridden part of manchester) and hes woken up seemingly alone in a locked flat
bit concerned
>>53708477
llf something in the blood isn't it
>>53708496
He's going to be the star in a snuff film like hostel
>>53708496
Fucking hell lad. Do everything you can to help him/
Fucking tell the cunt to just smash a window or break a door down.
I'd rather spend a few nights in a cell than potentially be a victim of human trafficking.
>>53708498
Definitely is. I stole one before on a night out with the lads and rode it across Cliftonville golf course winged off my nut on MDMA and 2ce at 3am. My mate couldn't handle the pills, freaked out and starting screaming that the attack dogs were released to come and get us, then hysterically ran down the whole golf course before us having to pin him down and calm him. Tried to stroke the golf caddies but couldn't find them. Very good banter
You need to come out on a night out with me sometime
>>53708496
Call the feds for him
kinda wanna get a motorcycle but ill probably lose interest by the time winters over lmao
>>53708547
I'll come out some time lad but im going on accutane soon which turns you into a spotty beast for first month so probs spring or summer
>>53708553
saskatchewan lad
>>53708559
>>53708569
>>53708573
Summer sounds good big lad
>be me
>ugly, broke 19 year old male
>find a 9/10 qt gf
>come to her house
>we are watching a movie
>shit starts heating up
>I have to take a shit
>I take a big dump which smells like Indian curry
>I try to flush, but the flush is broken
>Too embarassed to tell her
>Try to gather water and flush it myself
>After a quarter or so, she comes and wonders if I'm alright
>tell her just had a lot to eat
>her parents come earlier than usual
>they catch me using sink water to flush my big shit
>tell her I am a dirty junkie and that she shouldn't be with me
>get kicked out
>>53708582
what about saskatchewan bud?
>>53708609
just fuck your shit up hahahah
just found out why my explorer has always been so slow regarding thumbnails
finally I can funpost more often again
>>53708553
Get one
I have a bike myself
Tried to have a beer there but it wasn't nice
probably because i've just woke up
>>53708609
A shite so big you have to stand up to get yerself off of it
>>53708609
>ugly, broke 19 year old male
nigga you were boosting about how good looking you are earlier unless theres two belfasts
>>53708641
Not my post just copied it from here
>>53687194
>he has never whapped out his cock on a night out and helicoptered a group of slags
>germans
>>53694280
>>53693939
brendan fraser and his ex-wife have the same birthday
>his willy isn't so small he pees on his bollocks
>>53708519
>>53708547
>>53708552
i just rang him and he said that he found a spare key hung up, opened the door so he locked up and posted it back through the letter box
he also said he found the guy he went there with, some bearded guy lying down in the kitchen shroomed off his face not speaking
why you'd go back to one bloke's house, alone, is beyond me but he still sounded pretty messed up on the phone
https://youtu.be/spEgDr_zOTw?t=47
I wanked off to that blondie camel toe a few times not a proud one
>>53708678
Always catch my mate willy watching me ffs then he gets drunk and says hes bisexual but hes dead on like
>>53708735
good post
doing something
lads do me a solid and drop a kev pic in this thread if you have the time
>>53708545
>>53708545
>>53708739
He probably got sleep throatfucked
>>53708739
Sounds like he had a good night 2bh glad he got out safe.
>>53708745
>"straight" lads that cock slap you
thoughts?
>>53708799
>"straight" lads that cock slap you
that was a wind up for (you)'s tbf but it didn't get as many as I wanted
I've never had sex
>>53708739
Sounds like a banterous night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKVObSy0-vo
>>53708840
Had a mate that got suspended from school for meatslapping someone infront of a teacher
>>53708819
none
Should I buy a motorcycle and join a gang?
I think Mongols MC is in my area
>>53708867
>canada
when youre having a bad trip and you cant talk to anyone because they all look satanic but everyone is asking you if you're okay
Look up here, I'm in heaven. I've got scars that can't be seen
>>53708853
#Lad
>>53708819
Complete and utter ambivalence
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Got headphones for my pc and they JUST fuck my hair UP ffs
>Should I buy a motorcycle and join a gang?
>I think Mongols MC is in my area
Haven't had a haircut in two months haha
>>53708763
i genuinely wouldn't be surprised tbqh, theres rapey gay blokes all around this city that pray on drugged up student lads
>>53708898
no, you idiot
>when you know the white race is dying but you're too autistic to get a gf and reproduce
couple lads from school got put on the sex register because they a took a pic of them with their arses out on the school laptops
>>53708940
I had a mate that took too much 25i Nbomb at a festival, he might have got spiked too because he said he can;t remember anything after peaking and he woke up in a bush with no shoes, trousers, no money, no wallet, no drugs, nothing - 5 miles away from the festival with cuts all over him.
My theory was he was dragged into a car, mugged, possibly raped and then thrown out of the car hence the cuts.
Scary fucking country 2bh. Literally never going to a festival without friends I know can fight and would fight for me if I was too fucked up and would take care of me.
>>53708954
Why not?
best case senario they kill me
worst case I go to prison and they kill me there
>>53708982
High quality banter. I went to an All Boys School the banter was fucking surreal, some bloke asked a hot art teacher for a wank and got expelled.
>live in manchester
>get raped
>report it to the police
>get arrested for breaking lgbt laws
>"friends" that pretend their phone was dead when you tried to ring them for back up when it all kicks off in a night out
>>53709001
>I went to an All Boys School
sounds a bit bent to me ngl
