I fucking hate my life edition
Shitposting encouraged
>>53702787
What are your tastes lad
r8 my gf
>tfw no american-dominated general
threadly reminder that 2016 is the year of the GF and we're all gonna make it
Cost of gasoline in Canada and Mexico?
just ate a double bacon burg from burger king lads
was pretty tasty.
>>53702814
>liking trannies
>>53702814
this 2bh
>>53702814
She looks like she's hiding a fat belly under that dress.
>>53702827
Try /brit/.
>>53702800
The Reverent
>>53702814
Me on the left.
>>53702814
7/10
Q U E E N
Anime should be banned and everyone who reads it should be shunned and forced to work for at least a day to show their respect for ACTUAL people, And not some fucking toddler looking baby on the internet will save you from it.
Repent that goddamn evil from me god so we could purge the weebasses from the earth and continue to work towards a thoughtful and meaningful existence.
>>53702831
I wish ;___;
All the girls where I live aren't pure enough
>>53702859
*Revenant
>>53702854
She probably is
>>53702859
Is that the only movie you like, or are you trying to recommend something to the guy I was replying to?
In either case Birdman is better.
>>53702766
I gota do some physical therapy right now I can't handle thrusting.
>>53702780
>haven't worked for more than 17 hours in our entire life you worthless mongrel
>our
are we a couple because I want some loven if we are bubba
Marina is:
1. cute
2. not a paki
3. good singer
4. my wife
5. not a slut
6. best girl
What's /cum/core?
>>53702896
Don't hate the leeches, anon. Hate the country that enables them.
Why work? You'll never afford a good life because of the prices of everything. There's nothing to look forward to, so you get people that jack off to pictures and play video games.
Make life work living and you'll see a decrease in NEETs.
>>53702898
>pure
lmao
>>53702944
what kind of core?
memes? Movies? music? vidya?
>>53702832
Fuck if i know nigger I got four free cans from work.
>>53702916
End your life you shit you are a simple minded asswipe that probably lives in your grandparents basement.
>>53702916
Blowjobs, etc.
>>53702909
I tried watching it, but I couldn't get past "smells like balls" and take it seriously.
>>53702977
>memes
>teams
>movies
>waifus
>food
>>53702967
Thank you for understanding my pain as it is foolish to compare those dogs to an actual human being.
>>53702990
Mcfuckingendyourself you shit gobbling nigger
Test
>>53703003
thats the beginning of the movie, you goddamn pleb
>>53703057
I was also going to call him a pleb but I didn't want to give him the (You)
>>53703043
I wasn't understanding your pain. I'm with that guy, fuck working for no future. Might aswell leech.
anime
Finally done work :3
In Wisconsin today pals
Feels weird, not sure if I like it
>>53703114
No fuck you then.
I had no money and no home other than a stolen car and i turned it into an enjoyable life for a while and did some pretty incredible things in my life in 5 years.
Fuck the system
Break it if you want
After all you can achieve anything in life somehow.
>>53703116
End your life you sad miserable liberal fuck.
>>53703195
Upstanding member of society.
>>53702983
I live in the woods though in a two story house that I pay for with my savings.
>>53702990
Are girls satisfied with just giving a blowjob?
>>53703243
only if you let me touch your butt
>>53703116
Boy or girl?
life is good
im glad I get to spend time with all of you
nth for don't bully!
>>53703243
Time to go drown self with Chinese cartoons
>>53703319
I like you too, anon.
>>53703243
Nah, what's the point fucker? All I wanted was to own some land and get a steady job, raise a family. The old bullshit. But there's no point in it any more.
Our women are all tumblr fucks.
Housing is ridiculously overpriced.
Jobs are heard to come by, especially since most work is being taken by our immigrants.
And now I get to have our country's leader tell me how straight white men are evil and racist while we drown in a bunch of potential jihadists who don't give a fuck about our country.
Our national identity is in tatters and instead we're being trambled by that muslim loving pretty boy who thinks that diversity is our strength.
Why even fucking bother, man?
>tfw I work 10 hour days
>tfw I come home and watch anime sometimes
>tfw someone from a welfare province wants to belittle me for that
>>53703319
>>53703319
forgot to mention this doesn't apply to swedes
>>53703312
that strictly depends on your definition of "boy" and "girl"
>>53703325
Bully.
>>53703295
Mutual masturbation.
C'mon, anon.
>you will never be a saudi billionaire
>>53703418
I can't stop watching that
>>53703378
>that high five
![[DmonHiro] Love Lab #02 - The Cool, The Shy And The Pervy! (BD, 720p) [59993A36].mkv_snapshot_12.38_[2016.01.08_16.58.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hsiffSh.jpg "[DmonHiro] Love Lab #02 - The Cool, The Shy And The Pervy! (BD, 720p) [59993A36].mkv_snapshot_12.38_[2016.01.08_16.58.39].jpg")
>>53703519
Bullying is life.
>>53702831
>tfw you missed out on dating girls before smartphones, social media, extremely thirsty dudes and widespread obesity
>tfw you will get only the sloppiest seconds if you do manage to get a gf
>>53703454
Sounds hot will try
>>53703632
>wanting a normie gf in 2016
literally no
only way I'd go for a gf is shes an immigrant from another country or the female version of me that never leaves their house but those women are all fat or don't exist.
>>53703632
>found gf
>hates posting things on social media
>virgin
>doesn't drink or smoke
>smart
>has hobbies
>dat ass
i'm doing ok
thoughts?
>>53703418
pls dont
>>53703366
where do you work senpai?
>>53703475
you know they use their money to shit on instagram models and shove salmon up their asses right
>>53703684
send her my way nigga
>>53703684
>virgin
did you pop her cherry yourself?
>>53703772
is that a problem
Girls please refrain from hitting on me as I now have a gf.
Thank you.
>>53703753
A factory/warehouse job where we do industrial painting and sell industrial goods.
>>53703772
Damn Saudi billionaires make being rich sound fun
>>53703772
>retiring on a million at 24
lmao
>>53703910
how can it not be? I mean, money is not everything but you've got a huge part of your life covered
>>53703747
fine
Did you just wake up?
>>53704043
Depends on how good you are at investment, but it's probably doable.
I guess it also depends on your definition of retired.
me and /cum/
Why do you have a gun?
>>53703743
Would look better without the shitty pose.
>>53704125
Of course the Indian shows up for the saudi poopoo posting.
>>53704157
Because I can faggot.
>>53704125
lewd
>>53704157
I don't have one. They're scary.
>>53704157
I dont
Im too poor
Letting a girl pick my haircut. How fucked am I
>>53704157
Its fun to shoot, I can, and its fun. Why haven't you visited the u.s to shoot many different kinds of firearms?
>>53704274
I mean you know a girl so you're doing something right
Lel you guys get baited so fucking easily.
>>53704275
I'd love to but I aint got the cash. Went to the Czech Republic though and shot plenty of things. It was fucking awesome.
>>53704244
>They're scary.
They're not, you big baby.
>>53704157
if I had $300 for a gun I'd spend it on about a thousand other things
like a dragon dildo
If Donald Cuck wins in November my Mexican ass is done for. How hard is it to go love in a Western Euro country?
Who /drinking beer/ here?
>>53704361
Western Europe will be blown up by ISIS by the time you get there, friend.
>>53704361
>wanting to go to western yurop instead of mexico
WHY it's in worse shape in every fucking way
>>53704157
I dont
>>53704361
Quite, because Mexicans look a lot like Arab shitskins. So you'd have to be extremely American/Mexican for us to see you're not a mudlsime. Other than that, learn the language and adapt to the culture and you're fine.
>>53704309
You just have to get past any anxiety you have and pretend not to be a desperate weirdo.
I was like that all of high school. It's not that hard
I just don't want her picking some fruity thing some "guy" in a boy band has.
>>53704244
I was abit nervous on my first time to but once you run the mag through it feels great.
>>53704326
Good lad guns are fun.
>>53704361
If you are illegal your ass is out so become a citizen you nerd what the hell are you doing being a refugee tier cuck
>>53704060
nah ive been up for a while
>>53704473
>You just have to get past any anxiety you have
And girls will just come out of nowhere approach me and become my friend?
Doesn't work like that in the real world kiddo, once you're out of school there are very few ways of meeting people that aren't brain dead unless you meet them through other people you already know.
>>53704448
Disgusting tbqh
kill yourselves
Are Floridian men a cancer or a blessing?
>>53704519
Every American should know how to fire, clean, and safely handle a firearm desu.
>>53704538
Both
>>53704538
florida as a whole is cancer
>>53704508
You're supposed to approach girls, bud.
And if you think most people are brain dead, you have an inflated sense of self worth
>>53704330
How are they not scary? They're loud and dangerous.
>>53704593
If most people go to clubs and bars to meet people regularly then yes most people are brain dead.
Most people know the people they know from school or through people they already knew.
If you genuinely think people meet most of their friends from just approaching them in public like some weirdo you are deluded to reality
>>53704157
to be 100% honest with you family,
I don't own a gun for this very reason. I don't trust myself to not blow my fucking brains out and paint the wall with my grey matter and blood just because I'm feeling down, depressed or lonely.
>>53704622
Get a job. Go to school. Do something other than sit in your room and masturbate all day.
>>53704395
rate my shit tier beer senpai
>>53704597
When you buy a firearm they give you a manual on how to properly handle it so as long as you read it you should be safe.
who /frugal/ here
feels good knowing that regardless of what happens, the odds of me being able to continue enjoying my comfy life are quite high, given how cheaply I live.
>mfw normies actually spend hundreds of dollars to """"""""""socialize"""""""""" in clubs and such
>that feel when your body goes into hyper sex mode and cant stop fapping
>>53704688
>go to school
>so you can meet people
lol fucking kids these days
I have a job, not every job is a service job where you interact with people all day
>>53704699
>americans in charge of reading
>>53704719
>Frugal
>>53704597
They're perfectly safe, little girl.
>>53704721
>tfw when I was 14 I NEEDED to fap at least 3 times a day
>tfw 10 years later I have to force myself to fap even just once every few days
>tfw no more sex drive
>tfw still virgin
>>53704044
this is a truely proletarian post
>>53704732
>there are people in my country who refuse to read the provided material given to them and google youtube videos to answer their questions
REMOVE DUMB DUMBS
>what are you going to cool leg for anon?
>to talk to people
>>53704745
t. butthurt normie
>>53702836
Woah
cum lol
>>53704773
im 25 and i fap multiple times a day, i cant stop
>>53704723
ffs get a new one.
>see people always texting on their phones and shit
>think its pretty silly
>realize i do that, but with /cum/
>>53704845
>get a new job just so you can talk to more people
this is how you meet braindead people
by taking advice from braindead people
>>53704699
My dryer also came with a manual but I still don't understand how to properly handle that
>>53704760
>perfectly safe
They're lethal.
>>53704846
it's not the same - they have friends
What sub-ethnicities are there among Americans?
>Amish
>Cajuns
>Hispanos
>Confederados
>>53704846
Do you do it constantly in public?
When I am at home I am hermit mode shitpostking but when I go outside I barely touch electronics.
>>53704865
kill yourself
>>53704898
Will I have to quit my job, move across the country and put myself into life long debt to do that too?
>Acceleration = Force/mass
>what would the acceleration be for a force of 3N on mass m
>3/a
what the fuck is this
>>53704892
usually when in awkward situation I just look through my pictures on my phone to pretend i'm doing something
>>53704892
when im in school ill open /cum/ and read and sometimes post, and every now and then refresh so kinda of yeah
>>53704875
Cocks can also be lethal.
You're not gonna stop enjoying those, are you?
>used to watch:
>Ipwnstar4hire
>ADoseofBuckley
>Phillip Defranco
>TheSyndicateProject
fucking hell lads
Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice.
>>53704913
basic physics?
>>53704954
how?
>>53704964
dunno, Hitler said it
>>53704811
Sounds like a normal and healthy sex drive.
>Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice.
>>53704959
no, but that would be the equation to find Mass, not acceleration
>>53704917
>iktfb
>be like 14
>forced to take an acting class
>class is full of faggots
>teacher drags us into woods and makes us perform plays we made up on the spot and dance around using the scenery
>whenever she is not forcing hippy indoctrination down our throats I was pretending my phone had some sort of features to entice me so i not not have to take part in the hippy drum circle musical chairs.
Thanks mom.
>>53704993
oh wait should be 3/m
is textbook answer wrong or someshit?
>>53704875
I want you to purchase a firearm it will turn me on desu
>>53704947
>Cocks can also be lethal.
p-proofs
>>53705003
yah
>too autistic for the normies, too normie for the autistics
>>53705063
story of my life
i want a feminazi, vegan, tumblrina, bulldyke, college hipster gf
>>53705033
>proof
I suffocated ur mum to death with my massive dick.
>>53705055
fucking rip
reminds me of the capa questions I had to do for chem where half the time it would just say fuck you, you're wrong
>>53705063
Focus on things you like and you will usually make buds through that by accident just because you are focused on your thing and people are just background noise like tv. Most normies don't really care about each other for the most part they just enjoy being around someone because they can discuss there shit and have feedback.
loving this song /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA
>>53705033
ˢʰʰ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᶫᶦᵉ
Anon pls.
It's common knowledge.
I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature.
>>53704947
>Cocks can also be lethal.
Are you the authority on the dangers of cock or something?
>>53705022
>getting turned on by guns
You sound dangerous as well
>>53705135
reminder every murderer came out of a cock at one point
>>53705133
We are the pinnacle of evolution and nature is below us.
>>53705113
I don't like all of her stuff but that song is great desu
How do I stop feeling useless with everything?
>I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature.
Daily reminder that the IRS starts excepting tax returns on the 19th.
Anyone else /est/ here?
10:13, and drinking alone because the gf is in Florida.
>>53705055
I'd go guess with 3a or a/3. That's an odd questions.
>>53705255
>excepting
viper yourself
>>53705162
what
>>53705175
Nature contains the fundamental truths of human interaction, and we must always be prepared for a ruthless application of the truth
I typically wear a hoodie, work boots and sweatpants.
And you?
>>53704917
that's what girls do
please be in Toronto
The day of individual happiness has passed
>>53705135
Just trust me.
Also, I believe you owe me something.
>>53705332
>toronto
gross desu
>>53705313
sperm comes out cock then impregnates
Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction.
>>53705127
lying is pretty much bullying anon
>>53705318
We are the apex predator, anon.
Nature is meant to be transcended.
>>53705369
Nice quote Muhammad.
>>53702767
this is an edition I can get behind
>>53704913
>>53704993
>>53705003
>>53705055
>>53705099
>>53705278
you have to be at least 18 to post on 4chan
fuck off back to reddit or facebook or something you underage fucks
>>53705438
Its a Hitler quote desu
>>53705431
I agree
>>53705451
but I'm a physics major :^)
baka
>>53705407
sorry
>>53705454
i mean he was muslim loving german so
>>53705348
>Just trust me.
I don't trust anyone who posts on /cum/
>you owe me something.
I have no idea what you are talking about.
this stupid mcdick 2 commercial is so annoying
>>53702767
>I fucking hate my life
Glad I'm not the only one.
>i wanna move to japan to teach english
is there a more fedora thing to say?
>>53705582
>I wanna move to syria and teach atheism
>>53705582
>I watch anime
>>53705542
>>53702767
So what's your method of choice?
For me: pic related, combined with a high-enough dose of alcohol to make me lose my ability to feel cold.
>>53705617
>implying that doesnt go hand and hand
>>53705624
is this pasta or are you just posting this again?
>>53705515
At least go to a shooting range and test a .22 or something
r8
>>53705743
/mu/ tier shit
in the american civil war, what european ethnicity did the north mainly consist of, and what european ethnicity did the south mainly consist of?
>>53705772
have you ever even been on /mu/?
>>53705781
A mix of English and Scottish
Picked this up today, how'd I do pals?
>>53705515
you should do this >>53705739 firearms are pretty safe and a .22 is really only good for killing small animals like a possum or a squirrel and they are really quiet with no kick.
i assume the north mainly consisted of english and germans, while the south mainly consisted of french?
>>53705826
Waste of three dollars desu
Pirate Pimsleur's
>>53705826
One day you will be able to lift encyclopedias.
>>53705826
I have no idea how far along you are already but learn the alphabet and how letters are pronounced first before you do that. It will make things easier.
>>53705739
>>53705835
Why should I? I'm perfectly satisfied not discharging any dangerous weaponry with my own two hands. I don't wanna die.
>>53702814
Looks like my ex gf. I dumped her because she's fat.
>>53705843
I would be surprised if you can find that information. I doubt a census of ethinicities was done back then, especially during a civil war.
Am I the only person who switches between very hostile generals and this one
>>53705826
>2016
>audio cassettes
>>53705876
Who says you need hands? Ask Mirai,
>>53705876
But it's FUN.
>>53705849
I already have some books for writing, I'm doing duolingo, and my boyfriend is Russian. But I've considered that.
>>53705853
i kek'd
>>53705861
I have the letters down for the most part, I get what you're saying though senpai
>>53705909
I have problems and an old car.
>>53705843
The only substantial difference, IIRC, is that there were far fewer Germans in the south. Germans, on the whole, were gung-ho for abolition.
Also the Union had black regiments. But this anon >>53705882 is somewhat correct. There was census information collected at that time, but it didn't get more specific than "white" "free black" "slave" "mexican" and "indian"
>>53705876
Its not like you would be dumb enough to jam the gun into your mouth and start firing wildly that would be dumb.
>This looks cute
It's not very lewd though.
>>53705938
No, but it'd be tempting
guys I just lied on the internet
>>53705938
anime already taught me this senpai
>>53705957
>It's not very lewd though.
Did you want it to be more lewd? You can't always get your way, anon.
Twitter is cancer
>>53705843
>>53705935
There were not that many good records about ethnicity, however the north had quite a lot of Irish due to the fact that the brits starved them out in in 1840's and many came to the US.
The south had quite a lot of rich british plantation types who nearly convinced britain to intercede on the southern side to resume cotton exports
>>53705967
As your American buddy I am urging you to not do that.
>>53705996
well anon im dissapointed in you for lieing but im proud of you for telling the truth and admiting your mistake.
>>53706004
>not educating your waifu and fucking her while the kick of a rifle slams her small body into your benis
>>53706026
I liked that one
>>53706054
I didn't say it was a mistake, I did it to prove a point.
>>53702814
>>53706026
I didn't say that, you bully.
You're the one that likes lewd yuri.
GUY I JUST ACCIDENTALLY MADE A GOOD POST
I HIT THE (YOU) LOTTERY I CAN RETIRE EARLY NOW
>>53706117
>2015+1
>not enjoying girls loving girls
>>53706124
You made your country proud lad
>>53706117
>>53706168
now kissu...
>>53706065
It's a cute one.
>>53706117
There's nothing at all wrong with lewd yuri.
>>53706117
P U R E S T
U
R
E
S
T
>>53706168
>>53706180
>>53706196
>>53706201
Better start puffing
Boy
>>53706124
what thread lad
>>53706267
>>64968961
>>53706124
>I HIT THE (YOU) LOTTERY
>>53706201
>that yellow sundress
love those
Rank the most beautiful /cum/ cities!
1. Detroit
2. San Francisco
3. Taos Pueblo
4. Mexico City
5. Quebec City
6. New York
7. Charleston
8. New Orleans
9. Mérida
10. Vancouver
>>53706196
Off the top of my head I can't think of a time when yuri isn't cute
>>53706249
It's only a matter of time for you.
>>64969302
my new pape
>>53706372
Look who's talking.
>>53706341
RARE
A
R
E
>>53706341
>PROCEEDS TO NAME THE SHITTIEST PLACES
>>53706341
WHERE ARE YOU
>>53706427
Charleston is nice
>>53706435
Up your mother's pussy
>>53706341
>australia has a hawaii
HOLY SHIT
>>53706475
LESOTHO
E
S
O
T
H
O
