fuck sweden edition
Jeb Bush
going for a cheeky haricut buds, how should I get it cut?
>>53689406
>tfw you'll never prepare burritos with him and his special guacamole
>>53689522
I say go with a nice conservative haircut that will help you find a job or a mentally stable gf
>>53689522
Hitler youth
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>>53689481
my town made it on Colbert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQFvqD-_r9A
>>53689614
sounds like a shithole desu lad
>when your roommate tells you cute girls are coming over and you aint got time to clean up.
>>53689614
I surprised there is no pressure on CBS to drop him already.
He alienated half his audience and he has clearly lost his schtick.
>>53689688
It's not bad, 2bh
>>53689753
there might be privately
>>53689614
so have you guys voted on the seal?
>tfw no gf
cum lol
>>53689406
What's wrong with Sweden?
>>53689697
>mfw
Charli XCX is a proper whore, flashing, literally rubbing her cunt on stage. Pretty nice tbqh
>>53689563
too conservative can be a bit borthing tho desu
>>53689584
I think my hair may be long enough now for this
>>53689842
they are worst posters
even worse than tripfags
>>53689871
fuck you
>>53689869
I hate how almost every long hair cut almost requires a receding hairline to look good.
>>53689861
Proof?
https://youtu.be/4N1iwQxiHrs
THREAD THEME AND ALSO OFFICIAL PATRIOTS HYPE SONG
>>53689871
Worse than Arabier?
Anyone else see that guy a lot?
>30 minutes left on this 4k 60 plus milfs torrent
Come on I've got places to be
Did you know? By saying that Swedes aren't allowed, you will have Swedes posting in your thread. That's how it works.
>>53689753
>He alienated half his audience
When did he do that? Did he do something to upset /pol/ and therefore makes /pol/ feel like they alienated the whole right?
>>53689931
It's a public trip
>>53689810
~400 people voted, with 73% wanting to keep it
>>53689973
I'm not going to argue with you.
>>53689934
best site for milfs?
>>53689697
/g/880758/c5df01e67b/
>>53689869
>too conservative can be a bit borthing tho desu
Your hair shouldn't not be boring desu
You're better off with something nice and low maintenance than going with something "fun"
>>53690037
olderwomendating.com
>>53689930
I hope based Tom grabs Goodell as he receives his championship trophy and beats him into a pulp 2tbh
>>53689934
do you really need all that?
>>53690137
word
I want to see jewdell hand brady a trophy more than I want to win the owl
>>53689753
Proofs?
Have his ratings dropped?
>>53690158
I want to see every crevasse
>>53689934
>>53690221
>imblying you have a 4k monitor
>>53689897
I thought you said you weren't coming here anymore.
>>53690194
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/colbert-drops-to-3rd-place-behind-kimmel-as-new-poll-shows-cbs-host-alienating-audiences/
>>53690057
elves are pretty qt desu
/g/704935/294f136ebb/
>>53690194
There is no proof, that poster was just a /pol/ guy who's upset that the host has a left wing past.
>Implying Letterman wasn't liberal
>>53690277
What's he doing to alienate the audience? I don't watch talk shows because they're boring as fuck
>>53690259
It's literally 2016
>>53690270
no idea what you are talking about
>>53690351
and above average 4k monitors still cost well over $500~
>>53690395
That's only 2 months of neetbux
>>53690447
for a twisted panel 4k monitor with no freesync or gsync
>>53690491
>gsync
Love this meme
>>53690323
He was on the Colbert Report for a decade and that was generally considered liberal, therefore he already has infamy with republicans who remember him mocking Bill O'Reilly and Conservatives. Then they report that conservatives don't like him which is a demographic he'd never win
Why colbert will stay is that he lures the younger more progressively minded audience which is valuable to a network whose primetime median age is 70, young people can be advertised to easier as a 70 year old is gonna stick with the products they know and are therefore immune to advertising.
>>53690543
not a meme just really fucking expensive because of literal jews
>>53689614
who's that nigger sounding bloke interjecting with exasperated sighs and mindless grunts every couple of seconds?
>>53690057
>/g/880758/c5df01e67b/
Why do I suddenly want a tight bodied Asian GF
>>53690732
Chinese new year
>>53690373
Don't play dumb Karl, this is serious.
Reminder security Cameras are fun and you should install your own
>>53690550
I don't think many conservatives watched it in the first place
>>53691054
All I could watch are the owls and deer that live in the woods.
Good edition
![(C88)_[Asaki_Blog_Branch_Office_(Asaki_Takayuki)]__2016-01-16_15-29-06.png](https://i.imgur.com/73oqXSn.png "(C88)_[Asaki_Blog_Branch_Office_(Asaki_Takayuki)]__2016-01-16_15-29-06.png")
>>53690751
this was rather lewd
hi /cum/ im bak did u miss me ?
>>53691423
nah
>>53691507
Are you the swedish lesbian feminist muslim cuckold?
>>53691554
Nope, not at all.
Swedes are faggots
>>53691585
Good
post pics from your street pls
are you happy?
>>53689406
Why do the Republicans have so many candidates running as opposed to the Democratic three?
>>53691738
>Jeb!
dunno why that's so funny
>>53691637
Hello Russia
PATRIOTS WINNING FAMILY
GET FUCKING HYPED WHITE PEOPLE GOING TO WIN THIS SHIT
>>53691738
I unironically want trump to be president just because it wont hit me at all if he screws up and it will drive the rich middle class fags insane
>>53691637
I live in what is the shittiest place in my state but yes I'm very happy.
Lowest violent crime rate in the country, no sales taxes, and 97%+ white even while living in the ghetto of my state
>>53691817
any qts near you? what r u doing in the life?
>>53691806
Jeb is a form of the word jebať in Slovak, which means to fuck. Jeb is a noun and could probably be accurately translated as "a fuck", though it isn't a perfect translation. Still, you can see why it seems funny to people from my country
>>53691474
>>53691920
heh
>>53691920
If i said to a Slovakian girl "ayy bby, you want some jeb?" do you think she would be my gf?
>>53691911
>any qts near you?
I live in a majority Ukrainian diaspora region m8. I'm surrounded by qts.
>what r u doing in the life?
Nothing but vidya and drinking right now, but working on becoming a Prison guard.
What about you, bud?
>>53691637
Not happy but maybe in the future
>smoking marijuana
New England thugs is more like it.
Is there two levels among retards such as the one between lightskin and darkskin blacks? I can respect and easily find a friend in a high functioning autist, but the ones that are deformed and shit themselves are revolting. I know several with deformed features that are barely cognizant and do things like masturbate or shit themselves. I have never met a group better suited for cleansing than these, and they are usually aggressive and rude as well.
>>53692101
>allegedly
>>53692101
i just like to say that i love each and every one of you
>4.4GB of origami books
Those hos in 3rd period won't know what hit em
>>53692338
you too
>>53692338
love you too bruh hope you dont get beheaded by your refugees or cucked out of spreading your genes by refugees.
wew
Christ /cum/ pretends to be better than /brit/ when it's so incredibly vapid even when the weebs are gone.
>>53692041
I finished MSU univercity and now I am neet.
I don't know how to start living.
>Christ /cum/ pretends to be better than /brit/ when it's so incredibly vapid even when the weebs are gone.
>>53692625
its without a doubt the worst general
>>53692625
Love ya bro, hope you have a good day
>>53692781
Living proof. You're a tripfag and never have anything interesting to say to warrant it.
>>53692798
U2
>>53692756
Getting started is the hardest part. Maybe try some small jobs to get a sense of what you like and dislike
Good luck to you, bro
>sports
You came to the wrong imageboard, motherfucker
>>53692865
>complains about stupid shit
>I agree
>complains more
fuck off faggot
>>53692874
I have 2 flats in Moscow and ~450k dollars cash. I don't need to work.
Where are the fucking girls?
>>53692037
well for starters J in Slovak is pronounced Y as in Yeb, and jeb isn't really used in the sense of "have a fuck" if you get what i mean. That would be jebanie or jebačka. Jeb is used mostly as a vulgar interjection, mostly in the context of hitting something or someone. Slovak is a really strange language where you add suffixes and prefixes in order to change the meaning of a word, but it's also quite wonderful because the word jebať's different can be used in over twenty different ways as swear words, and they all mean different things.
"He was talking shit, so I went over there and jeb! He was on the ground right away" something like that. Though this makes it even funnier I suppose, because Jeb's campaign logo has an exclamation mark.
Pic related is my OC just for you (big guy)
>>53692338
thanks lad
>>53693068
the word jebať's different forms*, fug
>>53693031
There's like 1 mexican girl here, but she never posts any thing lewd. She's also a hardcore weeb, so you know, shit
>>53693013
Most people work, fuck girls, and do hobbies they like otherwise its just kind of dragging yourself through life unsatisfied
>>53693013
>liquid assets
>no hobbies
You're fucked
>>53693357
>>53693170
My hobby is masturbate all night, fapping on some disgusting perverted porn, scroll imageboards whole day, watch some films and tv series, played moba, but dropped, lost too much ime on it.
So, is 22yo too old to start living or not? Am I fucked?
What do people do in their lifes?
>>53693452
You're older then me and ive kinda failed at having a life so I dont know for sure but im told fitness, social skills, mental health, friends, a passion, and money are how you become happy so give that a try maybe see a therapist if you need one
where can i buy this?
AM I BEING DETAINED
>>53694179
ya
>>53691611
I've actually been there and they're not as gay as the memes tell us
man you guys fucking suck at cs
>>53694680
put the awp down scrub and pick up a wheel gun
OUR BOY IS GOING OF F A M
>>53694743
kc looks so terrible
Reminder that our boy even supports making America great again
>>53694179
I DO NOT CONSENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsoUArgpo9s&feature=youtu.be&t=2m1s&ab_channel=jasonmacca
>>53694680
>>53694886
>playing a game that unironically allows confirmed cheaters to compete (flusha) with several unconfirmed ones and is entirely unable to deal with cheaters on their own official servers
lol nah, CSGO has been shit since they added skins
>>53694680
1v1 me deags desu
OUR BOYS ARE DOING IT FAMILY STAY HYPED AS FUCK
reeeee wheres the rain
THEY SAID IT WAS GOING TO RAIN
>>53695628
>falling for his mindgames
>>53695628
>tfw it hasnt rained since xmas
>soon hoodie weather will be gone
>soon beach weather will return
>soon I will have to dig holes in 110F no wind no cloud weather
Why can't it just be winter year round? What state is it always cold and wet lads?
>>53695628
>>53695781
lmaoing @ ur climate
>>53695628
well, it's snowing a bit so there's that...
>>53695438
>>53695902
I just want a constant drizzle and howling winds is that to much to ask?
>>53695902
gib jetstream
>swedes thinking we care if they post
no we just love to let you know we genuinely don't like you you literal cuck country
>>53696040
I want to smoke some drugs
But I am a social outcast
H E L P
>>53696106
Is that your face when you found out cops have been covering up rapes in your country for years?
>>53696126
but le weed man will hook you up!
>>53695988
It gets depressing desu
I wish I was in Florida or California.
>>53696040
How can Sweden be a cuck country if the only men are the imported refugees?
>>53696137
But feminist love rape its their biggest fetish
>>53695628
it dried up
>>53696137
haha aa elr nää
>>53696169
It will take a long time before he can legalize it
I want it decriminalized, legalization is going to take ages
>>53696182
why would anyone want to move to florida
>>53696182
Warm weather is only good if you have alot of buds and can pick up beach chicks at least if its cold and windy I can feel comfy indoors
>>53695781
>What state is it always cold and wet lads?
average summer day here is like 85 and sometimes cloudy senpai
>>53696268
sun and fun
>>53696182
I dont do well in warm weather
>there are people that would enjoy this
>>53696262
Well if you don't know anybody who can find some locally, your best bet is looking online. My friend buys lots of shit online, never really had a problem I guess
>>53696545
seriously, too fucking warm for me
>>53696545
that looks like heaven
>>53696432
Maybe I can find a job in Washington in the next couple years, the midwest is getting more and more depressing desu.
>>53696545
If i could actually do shit the warm weather would be nice but all I can do is a slow walk and nap in the grass so its a bummer.
>>53696711
>nap in the grass
sounds like heaven desu
>>53696545
I know I would
Listening to Oingo Boingo guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
PATRIOTS ARE GOING OFF FAMILY THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE
>>53696813
I used up all my vacation days last summer just coming home to lay on a hill and wait for storms to wake me up. My roommate thinks I was visiting bars in st.louis
>listening to bugs in the grass
>birds chirping
>occasionally the neighbors hunting dog lies next to me
>wake up to a grey sky with rain slowly coming down
Its probably the most mixed comfy feel I have ever had.
i don't like sports
>>53696868
Everything in this city is gray and depressing.
>>53697194
THEN YOU'RE WRONG
![[BestGirl] Non Non Biyori - 04 [BD 1280x720 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_03.15_[2016.01.16_01.50.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8nfeSvc.jpg "[BestGirl] Non Non Biyori - 04 [BD 1280x720 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_03.15_[2016.01.16_01.50.32].jpg")
>>53697182
Grass is kinda itchy desu
>>53697194
I'm honestly not a huge fan anymore myself
https://youtu.be/xV3FUpRwUDU
Let it all burn
>>53697182
Sounds kind of like Last of the Summer Wine
>>53697311
That's an awful feeling
The worst is when it's on the back of your neck
hello please wish this guy a happy birthday
>>53695455
>>53695455
>>53695455
>>53697136
lel
>>53697456
how do I know its REALLY his birthday
>>53697311
Its something you get used to after awhile I was trying to do some meditation bullshit that was posted on /r9k/ and just ended up falling asleep after awhile and it became habit. Dont even feel the itch anymore or the bugs.
>>53697434
the description looks comfy I wish I had some buddies to explore with desu
>>53697456
>celebratory attitude with mudslimes
![[DmonHiro] Love Lab #02 - The Cool, The Shy And The Pervy! (BD, 720p) [59993A36].mkv_snapshot_19.27_[2016.01.09_09.49.33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/84HUKqs.jpg "[DmonHiro] Love Lab #02 - The Cool, The Shy And The Pervy! (BD, 720p) [59993A36].mkv_snapshot_19.27_[2016.01.09_09.49.33].jpg")
>>53697435
Or finding a weird bug crawling on you.
>>53697518
you just have to BELIEVE
>>53697428
>>53697629
>not just watching the bug crawl and do its thing for hours on end and feeling depressed when it leaves you for some grass
bugs are sluts
>>53697629
I hate outdoors
But some things can make it ok
ani me
>>53697856
Aunt May
>>53697766
>bullshitting your animu collage images with transparency
>>53697856
MANime
Sorry Dad.
>>53697990
not mine
Literally me
![(C88)_[Asaki_Blog_Branch_Office_(Asaki_Takayuki)]__2016-01-16_15-31-14.png](https://i.imgur.com/YZXjqBx.png "(C88)_[Asaki_Blog_Branch_Office_(Asaki_Takayuki)]__2016-01-16_15-31-14.png")
>>53698279
>when its so cold that breathing out your nose causes steam like some sort of cartoon bull
>>53697990
How do you make these?
>>53697747
bugs should go and stay go
>>53697766
Camping is fun as long as the weather isn't too shitty.
Goals
CHANNEL YOUR GOOD VIBES AND SEND THEM TO NEW ENGLAND SENPAI
>>53698429
Yeah those are one of the things that makes going outside fun
tried straight porn again
/g/568082/c9901c5b93/
it did not work out
>>53698655
If thats straight porn Im the king of Siam
>sick
>haven't texted gf all day
>she hasn't texted me
is that weird?
>>53698420
truth be told they are not mine and I dont know how they are made. I dont know of any program that can make this sort of thing.
If they are hand made then its pretty fucking impressive
>>53698707
no I started with stuff you would like but it wasn't working
>>53698784
maybe you're going at it the wrong way
/g/867219/4d1fe80b6b/
>>53698745
there is a program that makes mosaics based on folders of images. I know theres a mosaic of Hillary Clinton made from over 5000 dicks
Black friend just updated this to his profile pic
Feels good. Lots of butthurt though
>>53695967
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53698962
I'll try that tomorrow
most of the time when I look at straight stuff I either look at the dude or just give up so maybe yuri could work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EooH4K-qg6I
mid 90 memphis was the pinnacle of nig music
Your STATE
Your FUEL PRICES
Arizone
1.77
>>53698717
>not cohabiting
Might as well be single
>>53699361
Georgia
1.71
>>53698655
http://nhentai.net/g/136657/
>>53699361
California
2.35 or so
>>53699221
Also, if you want to read yuri you should probably start with /g/97172/>>53699552
>>53699527
decent
>>53699527
>bbw
>>53699638
Isn't there a board to discuss these things with other likeminded people?
>>53699665
>unironically getting mad about anime on 4chan
I'm getting sleepy
I want to have a nap but it's really early
I just had a cup of coffee too
>>53699656
or
/g/150528/
>>53699665
Probably, but I don't really give a shit.
>>53699702
Drink more coffee desu
>>53699744
I feel like the cup of coffee I just had made me way more tired
I don't want to get up and refill my french press
>>53699361
Illinois
Like $1.69
LITERALLY started this last night
thoughts?
>>53699694
i was just curious. it just seems like it would help him a lot
>>53699804
Good job. Flag collection seems like a very autistic thing to do so I'm happy for you.
>>53699857
>autistic
why it's fun lol
>>53699804
>only doing country flags
>not going to state/regional flags for extra bragging rights
I bet you dont even have 130 flags
>>53699804
>Namibia
>Mozambique
Nice pulls
Finished watching Narcos today
It was good
>>53698717
you gettin dumped soon
>>53699880
Look I'm sure it is. I've studied autistic kids, they love to do shit exactly like this.
>>53699918
>I've studied autistic kids
bit autistic lad
>>53699885
I have 84, including Hong Kong
why so dead?
>>53689614
>le epic white people stereotypes
It doesn't really offend me but it's baffling that people who don't give a shit about this get legitimately upset about doing the same to other races.
gonna simulate autism for a while
I'll be back
>>53700200
the superb owl is on and its relatively close
>>53700219
I should have said "I shall return" since its a pic of MacAurther now that I think of it
>>53699361
Indiana
1.36
>>53699788
then you should probably take a quick nap
i'm attracted t little girls
Why are women so touchy with their friends? It's fucking weird. I've never seen guys do that kind of gay shit. Why do they do it?
>>53699804
pretty good
>>53700402
thats illegal, m8
>>53700200
football is on
>>53700402
t.every weeb ever
>>53700449
because girls and guys are different
>>53700554
but some girls have penises too
>>53700735
you stop that right now
THE GOOD GUYS WON FAMILY
WHITES WIN AGAIN
>>53700735
waaaat? proofs?
>>53700905
good to hear my aryan friend
I just want to say I feel blessed to be American, more than ever, knowing that Muslims aren't free flowing into here like over in Europe.
very blessed lads. feels great. I mean we still have Mexicans, but that's hardly something to complain about compared to Muslims
