If you were German, what would you want your name to be?
Adolf
Adolf Hitler
Adolf is my name and my dads
Adolf
Heinz Schnitzel
>>53676659
t. Adolf
Odoacer
veysel
Gunther. I always liked the name Gunther.
Her Brendanz Frazer
>>53676599
Mohammad Sayyid
>>53676708
Dodecahedron
>>53676696
LOL
>>53676773
Günther, you mean?
Hans Regenkurt
Wolfgang von Arischmann III
desu Adolf sounds p. good when paired with my last name
>>53676798
If you don't know that name, shame on you.
>>53676599
Dieter Laser
seriously....
Karl der Große
Rainer with, ai
>>53676599
Written on a tombstone.
Helmut / Hans
I always wanted to be your average german
>>53676599
Muhammad
Hans Peter Geerdes
>>53676862
Icosaeder
Rhombus
öhhh Rhombic Triacontahedron
>>53676599
>You get that for crashing planes?
Arminius
Mehmet
OTTO VON HERR BARON HOFFENHAUZERMAUZERFAUSTPANZEREISENBLUTVERTILGENFREIHERR
>>53676896
Karel de Grote was a Salian Frank which were the ancestors of the Dutch and Belgians
>>53676985
>for starting fires
>tfw Latin name
>>53676696
That one demands instant respect. Nice.
>>53676773
Gunther or Günther?
The former sounds ancient though arguably better.
>>53676795
I guess someone had to get it out of the way.
Bob.
JOHN CENA!
Pascal Hein
>>53676599
>Andreas
>surname is already German
Guess what my name is.
>>53676599
Jurgen
My first name is fairly Germanic, so I would keep it
Wolfgang
>>53677311
Hello Albert.
Mohmed
Sven
>>53677268
my fucking nigga
>>53677268
ü ~= ue
>>53677348
It's Alfred
>>53677268
>Jürgen (Low German)
>Georg, Jörg (German)
Dieter, and the rest I don't know
My name is an Occitanized germanic name anyway
>>53677470
Nice one.
>>53677470
Tell me, Alfred. Do you bleed?
>>53677510
Occetania best France btw.
Why does the name Jurgen sound so cool?
>>53677549
Danke
>>53677580
I do, for you
>>53677627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aFUf-mrP0E
Based rommel.
>>53676599
Otto von Bismarck
Bastian Schweinsteigger
>>53676599
Fuggen
>>53677627
Sounds like lotion
Klaus Merkel
Heimrich von Hitler-Mozard
direct translation of my name would be something like Josef Foerster or sth
>>53677607
Mein nigga
>>53677993
People forget how harsh france treated its minorities all those years, same with brittany.
Reinhard
A direct translation would be Hans or Johann
>>53676599
Heino -- Germany's most verboten national treasure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKv03arsAsI
>>53676599
Mein Kampfer
>>53676696
Kek'd
>>53676599
Ludwig von Steinen-Schmidt would be the literal translation of my name.
>>53678117
True
Well at least it worked, there isn't any resentment because everyone feels French first
I don't approve killing local languages but it worked the country we don't see what happens with Catalonia in France
And Occitan, Breton, Corsican and other aren't endangered anymore, now depending on where you live you can learn them in school if you wish, there are tv channels in Occitan etc
I took Occitan in middle school but I've pretty much forgotten it, I'll probably pick it up again one day tho I can already understand the written and spoken language
>>53678368
>dt
people bordering germans from this side call them "illiterates" or "mutes/dumbs" because of their 'language'
>unphonetic languages that sound like cavement grunting
If I was German I'd want to have a Greek or Roman or Slavic name 2bh
>>53678215
Love this.
>>53678397
Respect for learning it.
>>53678441
deledt this
>>53678441
dt is the aesthetically superior letter combination in German, Schmidt looks much better than Schmid/Schmit/Schmitt.
Lukas Müller
what's cool German name? Kaiser?
>>53678864
The only people who bear Kaiser as a surname as of Jewish heritage tbqh
not that there's anything wrong with that
>>53678864
Kaiser Rommel is the stereotypical german name for "cool"/delinquent people, yes. It's because kaiser is a jewish name.
Schwanz Stahl
>>53676599
Liao Xiao Feng
Hans Schweinsteiger
Erwin Rommel
Siegfried since its the german version of my name.
Otherwise Adolf since until ww2 it used to be a common name on my mothers side
Schwerthelm
>>53678946
>>53678974
>surname
>Jewish
I see, very interesting. thanks.
>>53676599
It already is.
>>53678946
>Kaiser
>Jewish
Why?
>>53678182
Actually my name, but spelled Reinhardt.
>>53679436
This is totally irrelevant, but I once had this crazy old landlord named Reiner Radke. He was weird.
>>53679373
Because of the whole chosen people thing, it's pretty much an analogy like every Jewish surname is. Although now that I think of it the name is also used by some non Jewish family in Bavaria and Austria. Also we Low Countries have the Keyser variant that is completely unhebraic
Krieger
>>53678754
>Schmidt looks much better than Schmid/Schmit/Schmitt.
Thanks
>>53679731
Oh boy, I just had to imagine this pronounced in an American way.
>>53679874
>Reyenurr Radkee
Maksim Maksimovich Isaev
I like simple German names like Kevin and Chantal
>>53676599
Futuidegermani Nemțulescu
>>53677971
>Josef Foerster
Nice name
>>53676599
Friedrich von Richthofen
>>53677036
Kalle Grosesson was a true Swede with roots in modern day Stockholm
Da Big Boß
>>53679190
Siegfried is cool. Might be the name of my new character in Morrowind.
>>53676599
Charlemagne
Otto von Arschloch
Dietrich
My name is Christian Preuß.
>>53679149
The best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lr2ZaHY5Lc
>>53676599
Rüdiger von Kleinwürst
Klaus Klaudius der Sturmbannführer
Bären Jude
Oskar
I'd want my last name to be either Bronski, Matzerath, or Koljaiczek.
>>53676599
I would be Horst Ulrich Freiherr von Klarholtz
>>53683275
Prussian, i.e. germanized polish names.
>>53676599
Friedrich
sven
My name is Jovan so i guess German would be Johan
>>53676599
Wikipedia says
>Jakob, Jeckel (diminutive), Jäckel (diminutive), Köbes (diminutive), Jackl (Bavarian diminutive)
pretty cool
Adolf Herman Kauffmann Opel Schneider Überhitler
>>53676599
Hans Angela "Ficki Ficki Enabler" Goldmann Al Kebabi
>>53676599
Heinrich
Ludwig
Manuel
Erwin Dirlewanger
Rapidity Rape Peypey
Gurgl von Pfatzerkl-s'Tottenhankie zu Adolftatsnichtfalsch und Taxis
Hugo Stiglitz
Richter
Kahn Negger
>>53680004
>Isaev
It is churka durka.
I always liked the surname Kretschmann, like that one actor. It sounds strong, masculine.
As for a forename, Ulrich might me nice. Ulrich Kretschmann.
tommy or johnny, like a proper modern german
>>53676599
my son will be called schwerthelm
>>53676599
Rudolf.
>>53676864
This man is a psychopath.
>>53676599
Albrecht von Barbarosenfeld
Karl Gustav von Schlechtenthal
>>53676599
Franz
Amadeus just so this could be my theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA
Reinhardt or jünger are really cool
Hans Grüber.
Edel Schwartz-Bergblattstein
Sturmhorst Siegbald Torsten
Anne Frank
Sayid al Falahi
I am german, but my name is more like russian. If I could choose a truly manly german name, I would go with Siegfried Kircheis.
Hans-Christoff von Eckenbaum or some shit
>>53699471
Actually no, this was the manliest name I've heard (he was a cuck but still)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gottfried_Heinrich_Graf_zu_Pappenheim
Fritz Haber
Nicole Charming
Baumkuchen sama
Segovax
Josef Fritzl Schicklgruber Hitler
Frank Jaeger
Kurt. Sounds badass.
Adolf Dassler
Hans Herzgruber expert forklift driver, forklift simulator enthusiast
>>53685409
>Jakob
*rub hands*
Hans Gutenheimervolkhoffenwerfer
>>53700522
American pronunciation makes it sound terrible
Klaus Nomi
Maximilian
Neinhalt Sieger
Erika.
I don't care if it's an old name. Fuck you.
Mesut.
>>53676599
Thor Wolfsjager
>>53705032
That one still exists contrary to most ITT.
Also F R A N K F U R T
Ulbert Barbossberg
