gf on the right edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1JHawvhtrI
hate my existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EooH4K-qg6I
need something that ryhmes with 'siena'
i've already said "siena you tenner" so you cant use that
PAKIS OUT
>>53658148
Vienna.
>>53658148
siena u tenna
>>53658189
well how will that work
>>53658199
siena lets go to vienna (you're paying)
I have to say that we should finish it now
Before we weaken `cause we already know this is wrong
I could give in, sometimes I think that I will
Despite the temptation I try to be very strong
In my reluctance seems a surprise
It`s not `cause I don`t want you
But I just
Know I must...hesitate
Because I still have that other girl
In my head
I still have that other girl in my head
How do I get rid of her??
>>53658148
sienna, wennia gonna sit on mah diiiiiiiiick
my gf on the center.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyM7sw4lVSk
>>53658094
pleb
>>53658121
pleb
>>53658257
pleb
one last chune before bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBvVHxp6YXs
I want a 14 yo gf
>>53658246
>>53658260
these are better but is there something more subtle? in the vein of "hey please respond to me and be my gf"?
>>53658148
McKenna, your previous gf, who pales in comparison to Siena.
goodnight lads
>>53658121
fantastic
mid 90s Memphis was the pinnacle of black music
shagged this bird Siena last night slag was proper mental
>>53658282
why do you want to baby-sit a child?
>Yes is a good band
>>53658379
Yes Yes is a good band
All this talk of Vienna is triggering me. Please desist in talking about it.
>>53658376
Honestly although I'm 27 years old I have the mindset and mentality of a 16 year old
I wanna rock
just finished watching Charlie Countryman lads. Feel like leaving everything behind and flying to some random city tbhonest
not like I have anything to lose anyway
>>53658393
how the fuck do you even know about shannon noll
>>53658449
haha
anyone wanna go to the pub tonight? bored af haha and my mates are busy haha
>all these jfs
Its like im in London
>>53658504
Yessssss lad let's get #onit haha
>>53658517
haha come sydney
>>53658365
Good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06gxDn2VCls
might buy a goon bag
is it fun getting drunk by yourself, lads? what do you do?
Love are Pat desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfMAP4Q1yk
*drinks your milkshake*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pBIGTz6SfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
Doing a commute and It's fucking freezing lads.
>>53658874
Where are you off to at this time lad?
>>53658910
Work unfortunately. Got to pay those bills.
God, I really miss her.
>>53659000
Whats her name?
Getting withdrawal symptoms lads, haven't had sex for a week. Send help
i have yet to get a good pun for sienna you miserable dick heads
>>53659033
Sienna you bender, fucking respond already
>>53659046
nah bender doesn't rhyme
>>53658079
Need a pic of are nige
Literall any will do
>>53659013
Anna
>>53659054
>Sienna I'll sodomise you with an antenna
If it only needs to rhyme now :^)
Messing around on streetview in Belfast.
Northern Ireland really is an abstract kind of hell
>>53659073
RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYQUsp-jxDQ
>>53659033
oi, sienna. fookin respond our i'll glass ya. i'll glass ya back to fookin vienna ya cunt. i'll glass yer mum too and yer dad. i'll glass 'em wiht a fookin antenna. you're 'ole family gonna get glassed, i'll make yer sister look liek peter mckenna. i'll make yer brother suck my dick and only pay him a tenna. i'll turn out yer gran and cover her in henna, and when i'm done i'll come find ya and make yer damn bedroom look like the battle of ravenna
>>53659064
help me NOW
Daniel Craig is my father
This is my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln5fVgM0gLQ
>>53659233
Just fuck off already rasheed
>>53659233
daniel craig is white.
>>53659167
I'm assuming these are school girls waiting for the bus?
>>53659222
Nah sent her this
>>53659244
>Yank
lmao I'm here for based Brits desu senpai
>>53659261
me in the hoodie
>>53659261
Looks like I'm in the Catholic part of town.
>>53659272
smooth
>>53659272
tenner doesn't rhyme wiht sienna.
>>53659272
>triple messaging
She didn't respond did she?
>>53659307
How pleasant.
>>53659239
ugly, i wouldn't touch that with someone else's mate.
>>53659261
>>53659261
>picture of a bus stop
>still having to assume
I'm assuming you were dropped on your head a lot as a baby.
>>53659324
yeah does
>>53659326
its a double message tBh since the first 2 were sent at the same time
>>53659349
>yeah does
nah m8.
>its a double message tBh since the first 2 were sent at the same time
its gonna look like 3 when she shows it to her friends, m8.
>>53659324
They rhyme, but aren't perfect rhymes. A perfect rhyme has the exact same vowel pronounciation for every single vowel, with the initial consonant being different.
>>53659374
>its gonna look like 3 when she shows it to her friends, m8.
like i give a shit i triple message girls left, right and centre. who the fuck has dignity or self-respect in this current year?
>>53659377
>tenner
>ur
>sienna
>uh
no rhyme m8. lrn2english.
>>53659272
Sienna, you have aroused my antennae,
Would you calm it,
For a tenner?
>>53659412
se-en-ah
ten-ah
>>53659412
>>tenner
>>ur
ten-a
benders, all of you
>the one day I can have a lie in
>wake up at 6am and can't get back to sleep
>>53659423
her name is sienna, right? see-en-uh? tenner, ends in er like tenn-ur, right? i understand you pronounce it tenn-uh, but when someone reads it they're going to read it as tenner, yes?
>>53659452
nah they'll probably read it the way they pronounce it
>>53659452
see en ah
ten ah
christ you are autistic
love me a song with dense lyricism lads
>>53659442
>can't get back to sleep
I dont understand how this is a thing. Rub one out and then put your head back down, wtf
>>53659442
This
For fuck sake I fell asleep early and woke up at 6, the same times I do for work.
Fuck my shit life.
Dreading Monday already
>>53659452
No, what? What are you on about
You have 10 (TEN) seconds to tell me why you aren't living in Bradford RIGHT NOW.
>>53659587
Ngl I work in Bradford and there's loads of fit asian slags there
>>53659587
Literally have to go to Bradford later tonight
Pray for me lads
>>53659656
>fit asian slags
>>53659762
honestly mate, there are loads of Persian girls westernised and caked up with make up and revealing clothing
I wouldn't say no.
>>53659792
>fit asian slags
>fugly iranian bomb makers
You got my hopes up la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x34XKrTVCVo
So you call them "steamed hams" despite the fact they're obviously grilled...
>>53659814
Asian is just the PC way to address a Paki in <CURRENT YEAR>. Bradford is literally Paki central.
You can't even have a kick about with the lads on a Sunday there, the second one of them gets a corner they open a shop.
>>53660037
awful
just awful
>youll never be in the fbi
>>53660080
>wanting to be in the fbi when the cia exists.
>>53660092
>wanting to be some analyst in the cia who doesn't even get to use a gun
>not wanting to be an fbi field agent who goes state to state solving crimes
>>53660092
>wanting to be in the cia when the nsa exists
>>53660112
I'd rather be in the CIA then some carpal-tunnel stricken analyst/coder for the cyber-spooks.
>>53660105
>>not wanting to be an fbi field agent who goes state to state solving crimes
Most don't do that
Crimes are handled by local and if need be state police because the laws are of the individual state
For instance there is no federal law against murder just state laws so FBI doesn't investigate murders unless it is a serial killer killing across state lines
>walk into McDonalds at 5PM
>all those schoolgirl slags that start eyeing me up
>>53660136
Most CIA guys never leave the embassy walls
The so called "wet work" is done by contractors these days because 1)money and 2)plausible deniability
what a frosty morning lads, glad i'm in bed cuddling with the gf.
Wayne Rooney is the greatest living Englishman desu
(Harry Kane close second)
(Nigel Farage close third)
>>53660105
>implying it's that black and white.
How can you even compare being an operator to be a cop with a better badge?
>>53660207
the FBI lifestyle a la the x files is way more comfy than going to turkastan in sunnies and talking to sweaty mudslimes
doing a poo lads
>>53660105
kek, pic. rel is CIA
>>53660272
they're just the CIA operators. may as well be part of any spec. ops unit in that case.
>>53660272
>>53660286
Those are private contractors
alri
got a party tonight lids and havent wanked in like 4 days :)
>>53660296
whats wrong with glorified violence?
>>53660304
oi +1 me im hella fr*aking bored
>>53660143
>just getting a coffee
>some nonces say "alright bruv"
Get out of my country REEEEEEE
>>53660296
t. Marxist revolutionary
>>53660229
Not sure if you're retarded or just shitposting. Since you're from STRAYA it's a little bit of both but mostly the latter. You consistently use logical fallacies in your arguments by implying there's only one way things could be, instead of a whole range of possibilities
I'd still rather be CIA than FBI.
>I go to Ronny McDon's for Coffee.
>>53660304
>tfw 16 days no-fap
I AM GROWING STRONGER
>>53660326
>getting this arseblasted over someone not agreeing with you on a hypothetical situation where you are forced to choose between US intelligence agencies
>>53660315
Alrigh' Bruv?
>The subliminal messages in this movie promote the idea of racial hierarchy, sexism & glorified violence
this is real badass not CIA sit behind a desk and type reports badass
>I call McDonalds 'Ronny McDon's' instead of 'Maccy D's'
>>53658079
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK I KNOW THAT GIRL ON THE RIGHT
SHE GOES TO UCLA AND IS GREEK
WHO THE FUCM ARE YOU AND DOES BABIS KNOW
>>53660349
>it's ok guys I was just pretending to be retarded. It was a just a clever trick. Haha you got tricked.
That's you.
>>53660296
my initial thought after reading this was "holy shit you gigantic fagbucket"
jtygsktbh( just though you guys should know to be honest)
>>53660376
that is i
>I call McDonalds 'Maccy D's' instead of 'The Golden Arches'
*tips*
>>53660368
nigga look like bill gates lmfaooooooo
>>53660369
>not mickey d's
i call it mickey d's tBh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
spoopy lads
>>53660398
>The Golden Arches'
top yourself if you call it this unironically
>>53660406
He can kill you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with his bare hands
>>53660458
i can wank in over 700 different ways, and that's just with your bare hands
wew
>>53660458
>tfw know the name of that US general
How many autism points does that get me?
where my zyzz cunts at?
Hi, is Thailad about? Got a few questions.
>>53660516
Got arrested for being a consistently bad poster.
>tfw not sure if paranoid or not and it's fucking with my head
>>53660509
You'll get even more if you can name the lad with the glasses and rifle
>>53660536
>paranoid about being paranoid
>>53660536
Pop a cheeky Xanax
>Take a gander at this graphic if you will m'lady, it's from The Economist, a publication I am a longtime subscriber to
>>53660541
No can do pham, my spy skills helped me to discover he is Mike Vining though.
>>53660565
>xanex
Don't do it senpai
memes
>>53660606
2l33t4m3
>>53660458
Is that Ratko Mladic?
>>53660582
>not just deleting your cookies and reading for free
Haha lads, I did a Dee Dee today and got on the bus to a place in town I've never been to before, miles away from home.
Was worth it. Ventured to a really cosy Kentish village called Wye. Was once voted 3rd best place to live in the UK.
It was in the early evening which makes everything so, so comfy with the streetlights on very dim. Seeing the pink skies over the green fields was splendid. There was a flowing river. A few pubs, very quiet streets, and a railway goes through the village. There were comfy old terraced houses that looked high quality.
Went into an estate agents to ask where the bus stops are and there was just this one really pretty young blonde bird in there, she was very kind and helpful. I imagined her as my gf.
I had to wait 40 minutes for the bus and got home 2 hours late, but whatever, now I know where I want to retire.
>>53660632
fucking s m h
>I post in /brit/, it's the best general on my anime-inspired image board from Japan!
>>53660648
It's Norman Schwarzkopf you imbecile.
>>53660648
Michael O'Reilly
Irish terrorist
>>53660653
Your experience makes me want to do a Dee Dee as well
Hopefully I'll find a qt blonde English bird too
>>53660653
>not even 9am yet
Yeah, sure you did laddo.
doing a hangover
>>53660691
>qt
>English
>>53660653
>retiring
you aint a baby boomer pal
>Why yes, m'lady, I am indeed a citizen of the United States of America
I hate you people for making me a Rosefag
>>53660706
bit late innit, mustve been a big one
>>53660632
alri actually had a bit of a laugh
>>53660705
This was yesterday. I went to sleep as soon as I got home and felt like writing it up now.
>>53660706
Still drinking here
Only on my 8th pint
>>53660769
>pint
aha
alright.....................................................
>>53660705
He said it's in the early evening, so presumably yesterday. Fucking paki retard.
>the British isles are the foundation of the modern world
dips
>£22
fuck sakes.
>Haha lads, I did a Dee Dee today and got on the bus to a place in town I've never been to before, miles away from home.
>Was worth it. Ventured to a really cosy Kentish village called Wye. Was once voted 3rd best place to live in the UK.
>It was in the early evening which makes everything so, so comfy with the streetlights on very dim. Seeing the pink skies over the green fields was splendid. There was a flowing river. A few pubs, very quiet streets, and a railway goes through the village. There were comfy old terraced houses that looked high quality.
>Went into an estate agents to ask where the bus stops are and there was just this one really pretty young blonde bird in there, she was very kind and helpful. I imagined her as my gf.
>I had to wait 40 minutes for the bus and got home 2 hours late, but whatever, now I know where I want to retire.
>>53660815
They literally are.
>>53660820
just download it
>alri lads
what do?
bought a t-shirt off the internet yesterday
cost me $25 USD plus $4 USD shipping which came to about $35 AUD
>the British isles are literally the foundation of the world you guys! I'm a proud Anglo
>>53660853
nah, thats not me.
Really dislike reading book-length things on a screen.
>>53660820
>>53660853
what is it bout
>>53660861
post fit
>>53660857
If she 9 I'm 9 too bruh
doing a poo
>>53660719
Rasheed
>>53660878
Good goy
>>53660878
even on kindle?
>>53660880
philosophy/freedom
>>53660909
I steal all my other media though haha and generally buy all my books for ~£3 on amazon 2nd hand.
>>53660918
never tried using one properly ngl
>I steal all my other media though haha
>I don't pay for media
Hello,
it appears that you have not invited America into this thread. I don't want to assume you're being rude (haha!) so I'll just remind you so you don't forget in the future!
America is the most powerful nation in the world, and the best, so its a little weird that you wouldn't include us in one of your discussions, especially when you're such a small country (that's not very powerful.......)
Thanks and kind regards,
Albert Barboton, hero of the 13 colonies.
it's 9:11 haha
>>53660927
E-ink screens look convincingly enough like paper, don't blast light into your eyes and can go weeks between charges. They're pretty based
Why is Germany committing suicide lads? Surely they have seen the devastating effects of controlled muslim immigration in the UK and France?
>Hello,
>it appears that you have not invited America into this thread. I don't want to assume you're being rude (haha!) so I'll just remind you so you don't forget in the future!
>America is the most powerful nation in the world, and the best, so its a little weird that you wouldn't include us in one of your discussions, especially when you're such a small country (that's not very powerful.......)
>Thanks and kind regards,
>Albert Barboton, hero of the 13 colonies.
U K? more like U GAY lmao
Going to enjoy a very comfy weekend haha
>mass immigration from the 3rd world into Western Europe isn't a good thing
>Feeling a bit shit about work etc and not being where I want to be at this stage
>Go on Facebook and see 'full time mummys' and other people trapped working in poundland-esque shops
>Suddenly feel much better
>wake up in the morning
>Moldova absolutely BTFOs you and your country
Fuck sakes.
>>53661082
They probably feel much more fulfilled than you desu
moldova? more like gypsy bender lmao
>>53661082
>>53661102
This could actually be true lmao.
Ignorance really is bliss.
>Ignorance really is bliss
Jun desu senpai lmao hahaha
How many fingers can you put in your bum without stretching beforehand?
>>53661102
They almost definitely do, I am aiming for a high end job and my job now is pretty good for 21 but I know I can do so much better in the next few years if I'm careful.
Doesn't mean looking at how relatively shit their lives are doesn't make me feel better. I just want more.
>koreans aren't just plastic niggers
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451926392617.webm
>>53661172
>dual wielding
what a plonker
>>53661227
everyone club girl of any ethnicity dances like that you genuine fucking autist. how have you never been a club before?
Da Ritz
>>53661227
that's a tune tbqh
Pot noodle and pepsi max atm lads
btw is it normal to show your dad your gf nudes? auld dog loves it
>>53661125
This desu. I wouldn't choose to suddenly become one, but a thick chav who works a min wage job that he enjoys, chatting with the lads, his own council house, a slag chav gf on bennies, a couple of chav kids and goes out and gets pissed at the weekend and goes to benidorm every year probably thinks he has it made
moldova? more like bend over lmao
>>53661252
who?
>>53661227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VLdYYB_XUA
>>53661265
My dad shows me the MILFs he shags and I lie to him about girls I've ""shagged"", I think its normal
>>53661265
>>53661337
thats not normal at all you creeps
why are your father's such degenerates?
>Allow extremists to speak at universities, says Oxford vice-chancellor
So let's invite the """"so-called"""" islamic state for a chat. fucking arrogant students
>>53661355
Censorship helps nobody m8
They let Katie Price speak at Oxford, why not Daesh?
Hungover desu, gonna get my mummy to pick me up and stop at maccys on the way
>>53661353
your dad's a bore mate
>>53661464
my dad is a traditionalist with 6 children tbH
>>53661353
My dad isn't a Paki that's probably why Rasheed
>>53661454
Not even, disagreeing with someone is no reason to censor them, there's a difference between academic debate and promoting extremism on twitter
>>53661495
your dad is a divorced degenerate
>wake up
>have a wank in bed
>too lazy to go to the bathroom for toilet paper
>wipe it on bed instead
>go back to sleep
>>53661514
only pakis think divorce and shagging about is wrong m8
having a high lads
>my father isn't married to my mother, in fact they got divorced and don't even live in the same home, let alone share the same bed
>>53661497
Promoting extremism in academic institutions really isn't a smart idea.
>Why yes, I do indeed believe that lifelong monogamy is good and natural, m'lady
>>53661595
It's a debate, it only works if both sides are actually allowed to take part.
>>53661634
Let me guess they'll need to be allowed to take their AK47 & suicide vests in as well in-case the requests to take them off might cause offense?
just fuck my shit up
>>53661551
whatever mate your dad still acts like a teenage boy and that'll probably be continued through you
KELLY
HI, I`m Brian! Firstly I have to admit that Yes I added you because you`re a female gamer, `tis an awesome thing to see! Don`t feel intimidated because I`m not one of those stereotypical xbox misogynistic sexist creepers. If anything, I`ll be the one in the kitchen (because I love to cook =D).
to sershlad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU0cDlGMz2E
>>53661665
This is the problem, idiots jump to conclusions and then use it as a basis for arguing against something nobody said but them.
Being allowed to express an opinion in a controlled setting in front of academics isn't the same as being allowed to chant nasheeds in some Birmingham secondary school or blow up civilians.
>single parent households don't harm the children, never mind the mountain of evidence to suggest otherwise, it's just not natural for a family to stay together
>>53661678
>4.00GB
>>53661691
He's literally on about 80k a year, is fit and active, always been a great supportive dad to me and my sister and is a good person. He's got out of a relationship that he'd been in for over a year and has casual sex sometimes.
If that makes him a teenage boy then I'll be happy to continue that on.
>>53661759
>literally n-no my dad's normally just sometimes he'll sit me down with his dick out and go through in illicit detail all his sexcapades with me: the post
why dont you and your dad go get your dick sucked by some tranny in a park and then go to a church of satan meeting or something haha
>>53661757
I get huge lag when using above 3.5 (as per the meme) in almost every day. GPU usage drops to about 20-25% and my frames go from 60 (capped) to just under 30.
>When a relationship has become poisonous and there's no hope of saving it it's better to allow the children to grow up in that environment than divorcing
>my internet connection lags, I live in a first world country you guys I swear!
>>53661740
The whole fucking planet bar the subhumans in the arab spring regard ISIS as a terrorist organisation, this isn't going to be some "it's 2016, blowing up civilians, killing non-muslims & living with a stone age ideology is cool now, why hasn't your country become a part of the caliphate? Are you not tolerant?" bullshit.
