You're accusing ME??? edition
gonna be the most popular thread once people wake up and I started it haha thats right im ulster the resident celeb haha
crayon pop
Kyary
Kyary
awful edition
kpop desu lads
cornwall. haha
i hate you guys
you guys are arseholes
especially /brit/
i hate them the most
>tfw
>One that didn't just turn 18 and looks back 3 years ago with nostalgia goggles :^)
what?
maisie
>>53663307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmtqn8wANLY
>>53663341
tell me something i dont already know
>One that didn't just turn 18 and looks back 3 years ago with nostalgia goggles :^)
there are actual adults reading this thread who have never had sexual intercourse
How long before Islamic terrorism just isn't news anymore
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-35332792
>>53663371
Can you really be considered an adult if you've never had sex?
http://strawpoll.me/6545263
http://strawpoll.me/6545263
http://strawpoll.me/6545263
Honestly almost in tears that the new focus RS isn't 3 door, why would you have a 5 door hot hatch? disgusting
it could have been the successor to the escort cosworth ffs 4wd finally but in the worst looking focus
wish the 2nd gen focus rs the one with kool vents was 4wd would have been a godmachine
if I post a pic of my gf could you tell her ethnicity?
>>53663371
delete this
>>53663416
chav.
IF I LAY HERE
IF I JUST LAY HERE
>>53663422
you're going to post the paki feet aren't you?
well aren't you just looking beautiful today xx
*kisses you*
>>53663422
it would be extremely painful
>>53663422
no more paki legs
In all my years of 4chan and I still don't fucking understand this
Why do people reply to this shit? Why does it get so many (You)'s?
It's literally like the "SEND THIS TO 50 PEOPLE OR YOU DIE" shit 10 year olds used to e-mail to each other
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35323922
>Matthew Perry 'will not' attend Friends reunion
What the fuck, he cant be so rich / arrogant that he can afford to miss this shit
SHAME ON A NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA
get paid pupper
>>53663444
I'm a lout and I love it. I'm proper scum, special brew drinker
>>53663465
get paid pupper
I've got a throbbing cock in need of a good suck
Who's up for it
get paid pupper
>>53663416
dont know haha x
>>53663422
probs xx
>>53663446
great song mate x
>>53663465
lol weird :D
>>53663472
sad x
>>53663500
your mum
>>53663497
Fair enough then 2bh.
>>53663472
Have you seen him recently
>>53663465
get paid pupper
>>53663416
that spoiler they are calling that thing coming off the roof looks bent as fuck or whatever
PITBULLS R LOVLEY DOGS THEY NEVER ATTACK MY SONS THERE WELL LOVING AND THAT xoxo - Posted by Chardonnay O'Reilly - Works at: full time single mummy :)
>>53663500
>soliciting sex from strangers
pathetic aphid, you disgust me.
sleep tight hammers
Just got back from my local Argos where the brand new Argos catalogue has been launched today across all stores nationwide! I couldn't believe the amazing value and savings on the entire range of products in store today, such as up to half price on selected electicals!
Me and my lads my might even go back down for more! If not, we can still order online and have same day delivery for only £3.95 with a selection of delivery slots to choose from, am we don't have to wait around all day! How about that!?
What about you, lads? What are you going to discover?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35326090
>A German town has banned male asylum seekers from a public swimming pool after women complained of harassment.
>A government official in Bornheim said men from a nearby asylum shelter would be barred until they "got the message" that such behaviour was not acceptable.
The tide is turning
absolute shambles of a post that was
>>53663545
>Argos shills on 4chan
wew what a time to be alive
>>53663547
German people get arrested for talking about it
have only left the house a handful of times in the past year haha
what am i like =)
>>53663250
Of vandalising a bus shelter?
Might pop out to Argos lads, apparently the new catalogue is out.
Going to order some lingerie x
>>53663545
>argos shills on /brit/
>>53663554
you're nothing but a figment of my imagination
*punches myself in the head to remove you from """reality"""*
>Sainsburys is looking to buy Argos (and put Argos collection kiosks in hundreds of branches)
Terrible move 2bh, complete branding clash. Sainsburys want to portray themselves as (slightly) higher quality than their competitors, whilst Argos is associated with the under-class.
Suddenly have the feeling I should order something from Argos, as if my life depends on it
Pretty spooky
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35330331
>Jeremy Corbyn is to say that a Labour government could ban companies from paying dividends to shareholders unless they pay workers the living wage.
>Mr Corbyn will say: "Only profitable employers will be paying dividends; if they depend on cheap labour for those profits then I think there is a question over whether that is a business model to which we should be turning a blind eye."
Can someone post that very recent pic of brendan fraser were he looks like he's looking less JUST
>>53663531
Do you mean bent as in gay or twisted or wot
Whale tail spoilers were trademark of the cosworths, the sierra had them too
pretty kool 2 b h
>>53663579
Cathy, did I just see 3 police officers in reception?
united KINGDOM?? more like united POOP hahahahahahahha
>>53663631
That's the dumbest idea I've heard
terrible thread
>>53663632
NAME AND NUMBER CATHY BOTH OF YOU
HOW DARE YOU COME INTO MY OFFICE AND ACCUSE ME
>>53663631
fucking kek
such an awful policy. Just make it the minimum wage if you feel that strongly about it. That too is a bad move, but at least it's not so convoluted.
>people still go to a shop to look at a catalogue to decide what they want to go to pay at the till to then wait for their item to come
I don't understand how Argos still exists
maplins is a fucking shit overpriced jew shop that exploits everyone because there isn't another electronics store in the nearest 500 miles
>"I went to the Starbucks at the Camino Real Marketplace by myself, like I usually did every morning. I ordered my coffee and sat down on one of their chairs to relax. A few moments later, when I looked up from my drink, I saw a young couple standing in line. The two of them were kissing passionately. The boy looked like an obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my tumultuous emotions. I had never struck back at my enemies before, and I felt a small sense of spiteful gratification for doing so. I hated them so much. Even though I splashed them with my coffee, he was still the winner. He was going home to have passionate heavenly sex with his beautiful girlfriend, and I was going home to my lonely room to sleep alone in my lonely bed. I had never felt so miserable and mistreated in my life. I cursed the world for condemning me to such suffering."
>>53663547
>Tfw the damage is already done and it's far too late
>Tfw all we can do now is leave the EU and drink tea while watching it crumble
So what you up to today lads?
>>53663680
I'd imagine most of their trade is online for delivery and online/in-store collection nowadays.
>>53663684
Literally saw a HDMI cable in there for about £40 once
Can I audition for James Bond role if I marry a British woman and get citizenship? It is the only goal that keeps me alive. I want to play James Bond.
>>53663631
The man is completely out of his mind, when you become leader you're supposed to sacrifice your morals and become bland and inoffensive so that you stay leader. The hammer & sickle approach is just going to lead to a coup.
Just finished my daily reading and recitation of the Financial Times. Time for my daily prayers by the beanbags now. After that I'll go to my job which entails operating machines
See ya later lads
>take hormones
>wear make-up
>identify as a woman and dress up like one
>get upset when people refer to me as a man
>supported by the government + general public
>paint face black
>identify as an Afro-Caribbean male named Deshawn Coconut
>people call me racist
>not supported by anyone
hmm
>>53663684
Maplins is for people that don't know the internet exists
>>53663684
your country has amazon, why are you leaving the house in 2016 of all years? xD
>>53663707
>he only spent £40 on his HDMI
Enjoy your distorted signal, pauper.
>>53663707
they sell 64GB micro SDs for £55, £14 on amazon
>>53663716
Do an amateur stage version instead
important poll lads
http://strawpoll.me/6552265
http://strawpoll.me/6552265
http://strawpoll.me/6552265
http://strawpoll.me/6552265
>>53663716
you can certainly play a villain , and not just in James Bond movies
>>53663722
Because....race is a social construct....and....privilege and.....bzzzz....the patriar......crzzzhhhhbeebobbooo.....
>>53663667
What exactly was I suppose to have.. pinched? a kinder.... cathy what is a kinder egg??
>>53663719
MEME OVERLOAD
I don't read FT on the weekends, save the content for monday as all I can do in my work off-time is read work-safe sites haha
>>53663737
>I don't know how HDMI works
t. (You)
>>53663755
anyone who chooses the first option is a runt
>>53663692
*tips champagne glass*
>>53663731
Because delivery takes fucking years and you have to pay delivery for shit under £15
next day delivery often costs more than the product
plus you sometimes need the item urgently
the only reason maplins exists is because of amazon delivery policy
>>53663755
Got it
>>53663770
haha, get memed kiddo!
Might send a webm of these posts into 'You've been memed!', the new TV series.
>>53663755
>yet another rasheed and rorke poll
>>53663737
It wasn't even some super special gimmicky one though, it was just some standard Maplins nobrand that you could get anywhere else for like £2
anime
Just finished my daily listening and recitation of the jewish lefty propaganda at my lecture lads. Time for my daily cucking now. After that, I'll graduate and be unemployed and £30,000 in debt.
See ya later lads.
>Because....race is a social construct....and....privilege and.....bzzzz....the patriar......crzzzhhhhbeebobbooo.....
Tried to order something from Argos online once
Took ages for the details page to work and then only at the very end they said it was out of stock
>>53663809
out?
*sniffs*
eww, who flatulated?
>>53663766
But officer there must be thousands of Mulvaneys out there! Oh that's good...
>>53663753
Rate my line as Bond villain
>Mr. Bond. Finally nice to meet you. I work for Spectre and we have 4 bombs placed in Riga, Buenos Aires, Dublin and İstanbul if you don't know.
>İstanbul? Why?
>Bad memories Mr.Bond, bad memories.
>>53663805
They're banking on people's ignorance (and the staff are probably outright deceitful to people who don't know any better) and i'm sure it pays off. at least 1000% mark-up.
Watching some old Youtubers from back in the day lads
>>53663799
Oh dear, I have been memed yet again!
Just sent the gf a love letter lads
>HDMI cables are expensive
>>53663789
just order £15 worth of shit? or are you too poor lmao
>>53663853
Me on the right
Sometimes I wind up my gay mate by pretending i've taken a bender turn and given in to his begging and am going to let him suck my cock, then I just slap him on the cheek with it a few times exclaiming "you thought!! " while he tries, unsuccessfully, to get his mouth onto it
have a right laugh haha
>>53663865
good goy
this is how they make money off of stupid people like you
>race is more than just superficial features like skin color
What the fuck is Argos?
>>53663887
Kinda hot desu
>>53663799
Would post-ironically watch this
lost £10 on blackjack last night
>>53663269
>>53663287
>>53663291
>>53663298
>>53663809
>>53663853
>>53663929
gran torino?
>>53663891
have fun paying for shipping lmao
>>53663837
too formal
>>INFIDEL ! The Muslim Brotherhood will blow up Riga, Buenos Aires, Dublin and İstanbul, if you don't hand in the Danish cartoonists !
>>İstanbul? Why?
>>SHUT UP I KILL YOU!
Doing a poo lads. I can feel the chillies from last night's pizza burning my anus.
I've actually bought an HDMI cable from Maplins once. Went in, couldn't find them, and then some lad who looked about two years younger than me who worked there asked if I needed help. Asked him if they had HDMI cables.
He proceeded to spend a good 3 minutes showing me the diamond-plated, ion-shielded, handmade organic £49.99 cables. After he was done I asked him if that was the cheapest they had and he then reluctantly showed me their brandless £4 cable which I bought.
It's just a joke how scummy the whole thing is. Anyone who doesn't buy 99% of their things online is being scammed.
>>53663906
a shop where you look at a catalogue to see if an item is in stock then you take the item number to a till then you pay for the item, but you haven't got it yet, so you have to wait in a doctors waiting room for your item to be picked by an employee who is also trying to pick everyone else's purchases, so you wait in the waiting room for about 20 minutes and then you finally get your light bulb after waiting half an hour.
It's a really ingenious, fast and quick way to shop. I love it. Only the most respectable people in society shop there, too. It's like Waitrose
>>53663944
No grand tourismo
>>53663906
It's a shop where you get a catalogue, find the thing you want to buy and tell the person at the till
You then sit around and wait for them to get it
>lost £10 on blackjack last night
>>53663973
Bet you aren't even squatting you plebeian
>>53663853
I've got time for her, wahey.
>>53663956
>heading west
>encountering gayreeks
Is this 1453?
>>lost £10 on blackjack last night
>What the fuck is Argos?
>I don't gamble
>thanks for taking me out for dinner Uncle Anon
>can I sit in your lap when we get home later and watch the movie?
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1452939384065.jpg
Scumbag store power rankings
1. Maplin
2. Jessops
3. Argos
4. PC World
>>53663906
Some bizarro shop that sells cheap shite to poor people.
>go in
>browse catalogue/ipad for product you want
>type into some machine
>queue up and collect/pay for it after they fetch it from a warehouse at the back of the shop
>~£4bn in sales
>~£130mn profits/yr
>850 branches
Not sure how you aren't aware of it la
>>53663980
You get what you pay for, I can guarantee the £49.99 HDMI cable will be most cost efficient in the long term.
Just a rich tip you poor people can't wrap your fragile, little minds around.
>>53664049
>movie
Fuck off you Y*nk bint
niggas is mad I get more bud than ash trays
>>53664058
jessops is alri for photography shite
>>53663980
Most people are absolutely clueless about technology, it's their fault if they waste money.
Besides some people like buying thesee sorts of thigs because a placebo effect makes the product look better than it actually does. The whole audiophile industry relies on this market.
got a right stinking hangover lads hahahaha
>>53664082
>niggas
Fuck off Y*nk
@4061
>babbies first bait
>You get what you pay for, I can guarantee the £49.99 HDMI cable will be most cost efficient in the long term.
>Just a rich tip you poor people can't wrap your fragile, little minds around.
Friendly reminder that cannabis can cause psychosis, paranoia, and schizophrenia.
>>53664061
>he pretends to be rich on the Internet to impress anons
The richest people I've ever met all spend as little money as possible on trivial things. It's how they stay rich. Unless they're going out to an event, they'll wear charity shop clothes, they shop at lidl etc. Only trust fund babbies pay £5000 for underwear and shit
Watching some Teens React
>people that are 'into' technology
fucking lel
>I drink alcohol
>>53664112
If corbyn was elected HDMI cables would be free for all desu
>>53664021
SHUT UP I KILL YOU!
who /limehouse/ here??
>>53663535
Top shelf post
>>53664136
ummm? did i just trigger you?? LOL!
>>53663980
My sister literally works in an electronics shop where I got a HDMI cable with her discount for €3. That was three years ago and I still have it and use it on a daily basis.
>fucking lel
Haha lads a new cannabis based pain relief drug was tested in France and has left 5 people brain dead
>weed does no harm maaaan. It's all a conspiracy bro, alcohol is more dangerous than weed but it's still legal bruh
Life on Mars playing downstairs lads
>>53664192
That is a majestic Wojak
>Life on Mars
![TAMO-015.mp4_snapshot_00.03.00_[2016.01.16_11.26.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6jOr8kp.jpg "TAMO-015.mp4_snapshot_00.03.00_[2016.01.16_11.26.36].jpg")
Me on the left
>>53664191
>b-but weed cures cancer
>I won't be on one of Elon Musk's whites only spaceships going to Mars
>>53663809
good post
>monster
>>53664191
Try reading the actual article instead of just the subject on the /pol/ thread
>I smoke weed
Lmao. Enjoy bringing about that revolutionary change and challenging the establishment when you inhale something that makes you passive and docile. I'm sure mr Rothschild is shaking in fear
>>53664151
>HDMI
>Not a tool of capitalists to feed more capitalist propoganda to the working class
Corbyn will smash the HDMI, then smash down Sky.
The only tv channels that'll be available are government mandated BBC shows
>i smoke skunk
Can't work out if I enjoy having a job or not lads
Getting 23k a year is comfy when it gets paid into my account, and I have no shame of not having a job and having a purpose, but I don't know if it's worth being bored 5 days a week.
Can't decide
Prime Keira.
>Sky Sports
>I use drugs
>have to quit college because of external circumstances
>go out for drinks with some of them on my last day
>qt classmate is there and she finally gives me her number
>tells me she's going back home for a bit, but she wants to meet up later in the night
>about two hours pass and soon everyone is gone, I'm just finishing my drink and about to go
>....
>she comes in, sees me, runs over and hugs me
>we have a drink and then go to a nice restaurant
>go for more drinks
>she's pretty much begging me not to leave the course, saying she wishes she had been nicer to me before, is almost in tears
>says she still wants to keep in touch and that she'll hate me if I never see her again
>everytime I try to go, she tells me to stay a bit longer and catch the last bus instead
I... I don't understand.
My dick keeps touching the toilet bowl lads
>white genocide
>>53664276
If it's any consolation, I'm NEET (and have been for some years now) and I'm bored 7 days a week. And I feel like I have no purpose.
>>53664302
Time to have a cheeky wank, post more
>>53664323
What's not to understand? She's into you.
>quitting college (A-level?)
Why?
i smoke weed but i'm not proud of it, would deny it if new people asked me about it
>>53664323
FONT
>Weed is not addictive. I should know, I smoke it every day
>>53664323
>(1.35 MB, 5000x5000)
for what reason?
does he know he's a meme?
>>53664355
>posts anime
>gets called FONT
I don't understand
>white people aren't being driven to extinction it's all a conspiracy theory!
Morning lads
Lads, why do you think Sweden got involved in the Thirty Years War?
eating some custard creams
>>53664192
ITS A GOD AWFUL SMALL AFFAIR
>>53664323
Why do you have to quit uni?
>>53664323
haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
GOOD MORNING DESU
>>53664379
Yeah people have made contact with him
>>53664379
He's been doxxed and has several social media accounts. You have to assume that some white knight has informed him of his infamy here.
Given his social status and mental state, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Kev regularly posts on 4chan.
http://www.standard.co.uk/goingout/restaurants/london-s-cadbury-creme-egg-caf-tickets-and-details-revealed-a3157456.html
>Some marketing schmuck got paid hundreds of thousands of pounds for this idea
fucking hell.
>>53664183
Wow
Have you got time to tell that story again?
>I watch anime
>>53664387
You're so close to seeing Ritsu's cock in that scene it's such a tease
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 6 MORE FUCKING HOURS TILL I CAN START LIKING AGAIN ON TINDER
>Vote UKIP
>>53664191
>b-but it wasnt real weed maaaaan
>how can something that comes out of the ground be harmful bro
Hahaha
>>53664423
B A S E D
>>I watch anime
>>53664441
Like and subscribe for more :^)
>>53664387
>>53664434
morning
>>53664258
10/10 post
>>53664385
retard
>>53664485
This picture makes me genuinely sad
>>53664440
Hint: it's all endorsed by Cadbury (has to be in order to use the term 'Cadbury's Creme Egg' and to profit by reselling their eggs).
It's just to drum up interest in creme eggs because there has been a large drop-off in sales since Cadbury's were bought out by an american company that changed all their recipes.
>tfw you realise the Beach Boys were actually better than the Beatles
Feels good to admit it.
>>53664449
delet this
>>53664514
i know u r but what am i?
>>53664465
>>53664434
alri
Napoleon > Wellington
>Good morning from the Emerald Isle!
Fedoraposters are out in force
Nestle > Cadbury
tbqh famillia
>>53664440
The fact you're talking about it means he did a good job
>>53664546
gran torino?
>>53664546
Bad gimmick I prefer squinty football lad
>>53664563
they're all normies with jobs
>Fedoraposters are out in force
>>53664579
nah gran- *coughs a fat sliver of phlem into your face*
apologies, sir
>>53664532
We made both those bands
>>53664580
>>Fedoraposters are out in force
>>53664439
Kev has friends m8
He gets plenty of likes on fb and there pictures of him with people
Blue Ruin was a top tier film
looking through skin diamond's mother's facebook. she's so normal.
The fedora spam needs to stop. it's just a protective mechanism from scared teens who don't want to be seen to be associated with any ind of sincere opinion.
>No, ma'am, we do not sleep in the God-fearing United States
>>53664531
I'm well aware of that, hence the thing about marketing.
But it's just a horribly expensive, trite attempt at a 'viral' sesnation
>>53664576
Never really bought into this idea, but maybe you're right. Anyway I'll never buy one no matter how good their marketing is, they're sickly af.
>>53664553
Ouais.
If you cannot identify this image then you are most definitely new and should lurk more.
>>53664618
link me
>>53664580
I'm forever blowing bubbles
>>53664618
throw us a link
>The fedora spam needs to stop. it's just a protective mechanism from scared teens who don't want to be seen to be associated with any ind of sincere opinion.
>NEET masterrace!
>>53664618
Her dad was the painter lad on Balamory
>>53664632
how do you pronounce this
I've only heard Oui
>>53664646
rorke
>>53664646
rorke
The meme train will never stop
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35326090
>>53664650
>>53664651
https://www.fb.com/aleta.christensen/photos?pnref=lhc
lots of rare skin photos on there
>>53664652
Little babby. Go to bed.
reminder plato himself would literally have watched k-on and argued ritsu was best
https://animekritik.wordpress.com/2009/04/06/while-we-wait-for-k-on-episode-2-about-ritsus-face/
David Bowie was a king of banter, check out this video
https://youtu.be/E_8IXx4tsus
>>53664527
Why lad?
This one I could understand
>Little babby. Go to bed.
>>53664714
>check out this video
No
rorke
>>53664708
>Sorry, this content isn't available at the moment
WHAT THE FUCK
>>53664667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nSMlyVNpSC
We vs Weh
Oui vs Ouais
>I live on a tiny island that has been cucked by the English, the 6 counties are rightful Irish clay!
