Slags edition
Maisie
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two threads on page 1
burgers and beer lads
SLAGS
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>>53654562
NO
CANADIANS
ALLOWED
>>53654562
Do you people still say "shag"?
Cold out
>>53654555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwAUESVitMk
>>53654594
Epic ain't it bruv
Us Anglos rule /int/
Come to the conclusion I really dislike one of my housemates desu
Irish weather
>>53654562
I'm honored
now post more
>>53654604
>>53654641
What's the plan then?
>>53654604
O L D P I C T U R E
Just had 2 wanks one right after the other no stopping , the second made my cock twitch so good...Amy wherever you are now whatever youre doing I just wanked to youre pictures that I got on a pornsite ..its all you are Internet wank meat
The fuckpig defo knows what shes does to men , what she prob doesnt know is that he pics are on a pornsite and shes jerkmeat to sick fucks all over the world hahaha this fat titty young slag should be made service 600 men
Sort of slut I like to flash my hard cock at I bring myself to the edge and cum in front of them while they look with a stupid expresion on othere face as if they are innocent of being prickteasing trash -fucking cumdumps
I want to fuck her well used cunt while spitting in her face with every thrust. Her lying under me getting a hard hatefuck,my spit hitting her cockteasung face,seeing the disgust in her eyes as I cum up her cunt.
would love to beat the shit out of this slag while raping it. punching its dumb face in while cumming in its cunt then when shes passed out on the floor piss on the slags face. then stomp on its face a few more times leaving it a cum and piss coverd mess
q
cold out
had a poo
>>53654655
SIPPIN ON SUM SIZZURP
>>53654659
Gonna piss in his ribena
>tfw no dirty british slag gf
jdimsa
>>53654681
1/2
>>53654706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuOf4yC8wpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miSShXMP9es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxSekTrK5WE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U1UN4P9Mnw
>>53654674
I'm Kev
2/2
>>53654723
2/2
>>53654681
THEY HAVE THE FUCKING FACE OF A MAN!!!
I love ugly English slags, so dirty and nasty
Are there any sites similar to imagefap?
>>53654728
>>53654742
i lold
>>53654674
my name is Marina Poster
>>53654757
Dayum
>>53654757
Marie Claude Bourbonnais
Dirty québécois whore
>>53654757
Need a shag
just seen the milkman drive past
england isn't lost yet
will i go sterile if i rest my laptop on my lap?
>>53654796
>>53654811
It's 4am, is he drink driving again the madman
>>53654822
>implying you're going to breed
>>53654822
yes, runescape also causes the same thing so
>>53654841
good point
>>53654796
Slags make me understand the British Empire. THEY FUCKING SPREAD TO FIND FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WOMEN INSTEAD OF THIS THRASHES
gonna wear this hawaiian shirt down to coles to buy a deck of rothmans haha
>>53654848
what if im resting my laptop in my lap while playing runescape?
Need a cheeky wank rn lads
>>53654852
Classic Kev
Always getting into trouble!
>>53654807
alri
>>53654604
dumb bitch didn't 'slip, slop, slap'
MDMA
weed
booze
cocaine
just got in, feeling a valium to take the edge off
10 or 20mg?
Really quite enjoy looking at vintage scooters
>>53654852
good lizzie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZQlJOOHhU8
>>53654866
I wore a heavy wool sweater to Harris Teeter to buy a 12er of Yuengling Black and Tan
I hate cold weather
>>53654823
>>53654895
whats the point? would never be able to hold a conversation with her
any good books about WASPs
posting chestfu
>>53654875
double fucked
>>53654918
![BANDIT%20GROWLER[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GEbekxp.jpg "BANDIT%20GROWLER[1].jpg")
>>53654904
>>53654741
Get a real bike
>>53654933
Sauce?
feeling proper hopeless lads. All my life I thought "I'm going to get out of high school and do great things and everyone will be impressed by how much I've accomplished!"
been 2 years and I have nothing to my name, nothing to be proud of. No girlfriend, no well paying job, nothing. Fuck
>>53654963
Jog off cunt
Talk to me when you're 27 and all those things apply
>>53654963
Welcome to adult
>>53654963
>2 years out of high school feeling hopeless
fucking KEK
>>53654963
just og to uni so you can prlong them all bar girlfriedn
>>53654958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk1T6o0PbZs
>>53654907
>that voice
don't know what to feel tbqh
>>53654963
welcome to reality
>>53654951
I have a fzr400 too me laddo
>i listen to asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E
England expects that every man will do his duty
When is the last time you cried lads? 7 years for me, desu
>>53654946
>I watch sam hyde videos
>>53654963
i'm 27, virgin, still live with my parents, suicidal and a drug addict
>>53655025
I have one of these
>>53655039
>>53655025
>yamaha
>>53655058
I'm all of those things except for virgin, suicidal, and drug addicted
>>53655089
so you are a normie?
>>53655060
meme bike haha they're good though
pic is all my gf's
>>53655038
I cry a couple of times a week at least
I used to cry daily but I'm more dead and numb inside now
>>53655060
I have a suzuki
bandit
>>53654562
bit too much /brit/ today.
>>53655038
like a week
>>53655055
goddamn I miss smoking weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYeyuGrwl5c
>>53655038
Tuesday
would fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qc161LoJ-A
>>53655101
>27
>live with parents
>broke
>unemployed
>community college student
Yeah total normie bruv
so i saw that /anglo/ general earlier was pretty successful. got a looot of replies. we should make a /commonwealth/ general just for brits canadians aussies and kiwis just to make the yanks mad XD XD XD
>>53655069
>>53655163
>not a virgin
correct
>said it was going to snow overnight on Wednesday going into Thursday
>it didn't
>said it was going to snow overnight on Thursday going into Friday
>it didn't
>said it was going to snow overnight on Friday going into now
>it hasn't
>says it will now snow tonight going into Sunday
I don't know why I'm still getting my hopes up. I don't even fucking want now I'm finishing my week off and I'm back to work on Sunday night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pPBSGIvOcs&feature=youtu.be&t=29
tune or wot lads
>>53655157
>oily scalp massage
I've already got spots you daft poof you're just gonna make them worse just fuck offfff
>>53655180
>>53655164
>>53654635
>>53654635
>>53654635
mock all you want, by march anglo will kill both /brit/ and /cum/.
>ywn pinch her cute chubby cheeks and kiss her oddly large mouth
somebody please fucking kill me to death
>>53655212
>implying people want to willingly post with yanks
What's a good English pornstar to have a wank to?
Has to be a proper raunchy slag
gonna make some soup i reckon :3
>>53655197
i keep rather abreast with the weather forecast myself doing a large amount of late night driving as i do and unless you live in the scottish highlands 4 nights of forecast significant snowfall is patently ridiculous
>>53655223
>>53655221
I would ruin this pig bitch , who does it think it is...teasing dressing upike that creating massive rock hard cocks.I'd rape her hard and hopefully she'd break emotionally nad mentally , I'd take any confidence the cum dump had out of her.I want to look deep into her souless eyes and I rape her ass and suck those shapely tanned feet telling her she's be abused and raped because I simply like how the fuck pig looked...and I had to have her
IMPORTANT POLL
will decide the fate of the board tbqh
http://strawpoll.me/6550429
http://strawpoll.me/6550429
http://strawpoll.me/6550429
>>53655237
stella cox
she's peng as fuck mate and propa dirty ya get me (ya get me)
>>53655201
nice
>>53655253
bit rude
gf just sent me this
My gf is snoring next to me, btww
pic related is her bum
>>53655107
>>53655121
>>53655152
I must be emotionally dead then, 2bh
>>53655223
My god they're hot
I'm moving to England
Need a city without pakis or Irish
>>53655288
paedo shes a bit young
>>53655301
irish those ones. proper irish not fake northerns.
>>53655289
and?
>>53655289
top sides, good job>>53655291
>>53655246
I'm sorry. I'm quite dumb and can't understand what it is you're trying to say.
>>53655289
why are you putting your fingers inside her bum?
>>53655319
I'll move to Ireland then
My last name is O'Reilly after all :^)
>>53655319
why dont they put the fake tan on their faces or is it just the light shining there or hwat
>bitch insists she want's to know me better
>rarely inquires anything about me
>relies on me to carry the convo, one word replies me if I stop asking her things
what the fuck
>>53655288
>when she cuts herself
>>53655355
That's just how the birds are m8
>>53655341
Because she likes it
>>53655338
what basis did you have for believing significant snowfall would occur? did you at least watch the local weather forecast?
>>53655291
im just a sensitive little bitch desu
>>53655349
They have really oily skin that's why it looks like that
>>53655375
girls are wierd
>>53655399
british people's arms and legs are literally never that brown. aside from the obvious """"""""""""""""""british""""""""""""""" people of course
Anybody got the blank map where you can put the flags that you've collected?
I'm literally about 5x more alpha than anyone in here
>Anybody got the blank map where you can put the flags that you've collected?
>>53655371
right now she's not replying to me; think I pried a bit too deep
or she doesnt have the manners to make an excuse if she doesnt feel like talking
>>53655385
Yes, of fucking course I used a weather forecast, the BBC one. Bear in mind, it was about 20 hours before it was meant to happen, which is a long time with weather, but still, I was damned disappointed.
>significant snowfall
I never said significant.
>>53655291
I think I might have some sort of mental illness
>>53655465
i could still heem u tho
i smell like dog piss now desu
Most of us here have a willy in our trousers hahahahhaha
lads whats a tongue in cheek way to double/triple message this bird on tinder?
>>53655511
mines in my hand ;)
>>53655511
not even wearing trousers though!
>>53655480
>I never said significant.
then why do you care? snow where i live makes driving a pain in the arse so i keep on top of it and stay home if needed. you sound like a retard
wow
>>53655549
Because snow is comfy. I want my cold, comfy winter damn it!
>>53655511
just wearing briefs lol
having a wank
>>53655489
No mate
doing a big think
pretty sure I got troll'd today
Haha lads this other girl stopped replying to me so how can I double/treble message this girl.
Thoughts on
>yo yo yo what's doing???? (And then a few emojis like the pointing one and the sunglass one)
>>53655574
yep better take all those car accidents so you can feel comfy
>>53655595
uh oh hahaha did u get hacked? xD
had a bit of a blip but I'm getting back on track lads :-)
>>53655611
>Lottie you hotie
>>53655629
what the fuck mate
>>53655611
drop that bitch like i would drop this cunt >>53655579
2 hits bruv, me hittin u and u hittin that like button
>>53655613
You make it seem like it's my fault people drive like benders in snow.
>>53655659
nah haha ill drop her when she unmatches me haha
a q p
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>>53655657
what
>>53655696
reported to jagex
>>53655629
are you gonna shag your mum lad?
>>53655700
he doesn't like incest
>>53655728
not him but yes
>>53655728
no
im gonna shags yours though ;))
CANADA IS FINISHED
WE AREN'T EVEN GETTING WEED
its gonna get real messy here soon, gonna have to eat pakis to live
>>53654900
40mg
>>53655038
Cried on News Year eve watching Lord of the Rings on 14 grams of magic mushroom, tears of joy though
Just had a wank lads
reminder that wanking is for sub humans and non whites
>>53655906
t. goldburg
>>53655906
rasheed
>>53655942
go play with ur dicks goyim
>>53655995
never wanking is really bad for you hos
just don't be a subhuman wanking all the time
Reminder that if you are a good Christian you should fast for atleast two weeks to get a glimpse at what the Lord suffered when he went into the desert.
reminder that if you are a good heeb you should do your part to destroy the white race
>>53656017
>>53655772
canada's strength is mineral wealth, which is a finite resource. and even in "2016" alternative fuels are less than satisfactory. oil prices were just as low as recently as 2002 and they rebounded quickly. expect the same
>>53656035
Classy.
>>53655772
>WE AREN'T EVEN GETTING WEED
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!?
>anon!
>when you gonna make me a grandpa?
>you meet a nice girl yet?
>>53656089
>>53655855
>tears of joy though
not sure those count
hypothetical situation
say there's a guy who's always been into girls his age, but he meets this girl and falls in love with her. She's 16 and he's 20. Do you think he should be persecuted and thought of as a degenerate pedo or no?
>>53656167
He belongs on the cross or beneath the patio, Tyrone.
>>53656167
>16
>paedo
MY PENIS IS TOO SMALL FOR CONDOMS
>>53656070
Trudeau """"forgot"""" we are subject to a bunch of international treaties which mandate that it remains illegal
and also all the Provinces have to agree and they can't agree on anything
>>53656017
Implying that I haven't done it already.
Reminder that Catholics are not Christians and are not welcome in /brit/
Thank you
>>53656042
most of our economy is in manufacturing actually
but that's dying because Ontario is a shithole run by a lesbian who thinks windmills and penectomies are more important than factories and industry
and the Government invested all the money into oil without saving ANY of the money we made off it only to have that go belly up
now Trudeau is likely going to turn to pandering with social issues in order to distract everyone from how shit the country is.
>>53656227
fuck off proddy cunt
>>53656184
in America, even in states where the age of consent is 16, you're still thought of as a pedo if she's under 18
>>53656017
effort
Reminder that Islam North (proddies) are not Christian and not welcome in /brit/
Christo et Ecclesiae
>>53656272
because the average person doesnt seem to even know what paedophile means
reminder im lowkey the king of /brit/ and you are all my servants
literally the cutest girl to ever live tbqh
>>53656258
t. Padraig O'Seienessaugh
Just stood up to put my undies back on and I think my neighbour saw me through the window.
>>53656298
I know pedo is pre-pubescent but that's not how society thinks, and really that's all that matters. Once they think you're a pedo you're fucked
>>53656320
she looks like VJ right here
also VJ is infinitely cuter by the way
>>53656320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF3A_4oeTtk
>tfw you see she's on Facebook all the time and realise she's talking to somebody that's not you
>>53656419
oi wtf dont type that who needs to read that wtf have some feelings i did not need to read that you fucking coward
Just wanked off wearing a consome now I have hidden the condom in a crisp packet so my Mum doesn't find it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeRE7YYu1V0
Estonian black metal lads
We should've sided with Hitler in WWII tbqh
WELL YOU CAN TELL EVERYONE I'M A DOWN DISGRACE
DRAG MY NAME ALL OVER THE PLACE
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
>>53656482
o i am laffin
hypothesis: drink the rest of my vodka now
counter-hypothesis: save it for tomorrow night
>>53656546
It's Friday night, pal. Drink it now
>>53656526
You're welcome lad
>>53656546
Drink the rest now and buy more tomorrow
Fucking stupid cunt
>>53656514
nice one bud
I was listening to this today at work because I was doing some heavy work and it gets me moving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JgLFdNSwks
>Wherever the Mohammedans have had complete sway, wherever the Christians have been unable to resist them by the sword, Christianity has ultimately disappeared. From the hammer of Charles Martel to the sword of Jan Sobieski, Christianity owed its safety in Europe to the fact that it was able to show that it could and would fight as well as the Mohammedan aggressor.”
>Christianity is not the creed of Asia and Africa at this moment solely because the seventh century Christians of Asia and Africa had trained themselves not to fight, whereas the Moslems were trained to fight. Christianity was saved in Europe solely because the peoples of Europe fought. If the peoples of Europe in the 7th and 8th centuries, and on up to and including the 17th century, had not possessed a military equality with, and gradually a growing superiority over the Mohammedans who invaded Europe, Europe would at this moment be Mohammedan and the Christian religion would be exterminated.”
>They seem entirely to forget that long before the Crusaders had dreamed of riding to Jerusalem, the Moslems had almost ridden into Paris.”
-- Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the USA
just paid £50 to cum in a romanian prostitute twice
>>53656562
I have to work tomorrow
and if I drink it now I won't have anything left for tomorrow
>>53656590
desu I think ill do that
>>53656619
>The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property—either as a child, a wife, or a concubine—must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen: all know how to die. But the influence of the religion paralyzes the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science—the science against which it had vainly struggled—the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome.
>How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity.
- Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
i am a piss machine
>>53656514
>>53656594
>black metal
Scrubs.
>Scrubs.
>>53656673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWB_0GUqQHY
Meant to post this.
>>53656664
good deal 2bh
what was she looks wise?
please nuke this country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g
>>53656664
Was she fit?
>>53656673
>>53656695
I was made fun of last time I posted this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZAKk3kxI1o
thinking of becoming a Calvinist
been really miffed at the Church every since they ousted Benedict
>>53656664
link her adultwork la
>>53656786
I'm a Methodist
>>53656786
bruh who gives a shit
find jesus bruh
>>53656733
>>53656744
6-7/10
i had a choice between 3 girls but the other two were indians aha
she had a great pair of chebs though
>>53656800
was on vivastreet
http://adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort+birmingham-b20/milly---rosa-new-in-birmingam/129158714
thats the profile but the bird isnt even in those picutres
she was aight though
>>53656740
oh i'm laffin!
is prostitution legal in UK?
it's only legal in certain places in Nevada here
>>53656829
yeah but street walking and brothels are illegal
it's only technically legal if it's an independent girl working on her own (rarely the case)
they can advertise freely on the internet though
>>53656849
it's mostly controlled by Russian mob I'm sure then?
>>53656670
>When people talk as if the Crusades were nothing more than an aggressive raid against Islam, they seem to forget in the strangest way that Islam itself was only an aggressive raid against the old and ordered civilization in these parts. I do not say it in mere hostility to the religion of Mahomet; I am fully conscious of many values and virtues in it; but certainly it was Islam that was the invasion and Christendom that was the thing invaded.”
>The effort of the Crusades was sufficient to stop the advance of Islam, but not sufficient to exhaust it. A few centuries after, the Moslem attacked once more, with modern weapons and in a more indifferent age; and, amid the disputes of diplomatists and the dying debates of the Reformation, he succeeded in sailing up the Danube and nearly becoming a central European Power like Poland or Austria. From this position, after prodigious efforts, he was slowly and painfully dislodged. But Austria, though rescued, was exhausted and reluctant to pursue, and the Turk was left in possession of the countries he had devoured in his advance.”
- GK Chesteron, British author
>>53656861
well most of the prossies are eastern european birds so that's a possibility 2bh
>>53656818
>thats the profile but the bird isnt even in those picutres
wtf
whats the point of the profile then
>>53656890
to post fitter birds and entice customers
