"Hey, kid. Wanna save Britain?" Edition
Keep this shit on /pol/
Reported
>tfw I might end up gay
Help
>tfw too tired to enjoy qt
suffering
>>53593583
Fuck off
alri
>you there, the man in the spectacles
GIVE ME PENIS I NEED PENIS
IF THE BANKERS THE BONUSES THE BANKERS BONUSES THE BONUS BANKERS TAX TO 90 PERCENT?
who /doesnthaveahighopinionofthemself/ here
Are you racist? "No" isn't a good enough answer. - the guardian
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
GIVE ME THE PENIS
GIVE ME
major choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGbkPJ0M_TQ
>it's a white leftist tries to defend Islam episode.
https://youtu.be/vPRfP_TEQ-g
yanks lads .. i just ... no.
I NEED A PENIS
I expect a very fairly balanced audience
Who's on QT lads?
question time lads dunno why i watch it ill guaranteed to be pissed off by the end of it waheeey
>>53593782
it's a wank lineup
as in total arse
>>53593701
They have a vendor that sells the cheapest green on the markets.
£100~ an oz.
Absolutely mental
I GOTTA GET A PENIS
boomtown
how can you even watch qt without getting triggered by the audience?
full of darkies and at the very very best the members are still reddit
BLACK PENIS IN MY MOUTH
qt is for literal plebs.
I'll be over here listening to The World Tonight.
In-depth reporting and analysis from a global perspective.
>>53593818
wew, is it any good? I don't even smoke anymore, but if I did.
Used to be able to buy shitty South African bushweed for not much ore on Silk Road 1.0 but looked bad and not worth the international customs hassle.
>>53593890
That's good stuff 2bh, listen to it in the mornings most days.
'World News Tonight' on BBC Four (TV) is also very good ngl.
Official Hampshirelad meetup tomorrow lids
Pic related, artist's rendition of HAMPSHIRE meetup 2016
Let's play a QT drinking game.
Take a drink every time you hear
>Britain is a nation of immigrants
>diversity is our strength
>Isis don't represent Islam
>not all Muslims
>propping up our NHS
>>53593890
old thread is fine >>53590256
The stinking neckbeard at work is on a date, lads.
I'm literally jealous of a neckbeard right now.
If I ever have kids I'm gonna raise them a lot different than how my parents raised me. My parents were really lenient and never made me do things I didn't want to do, and I ended up being a talentless lazy piece of shit.
would you lads
>>53593987
>date
fuck off yank
>>53593904
It's straight from Holland from some lads that sell to cafe's.
It's mid tier dutch stuff which is better than anything you'll find sold on this island.
she would absolutely get it
I know she's a Muslim, but that Welsh weather girl on BBC Wales is fucking banging
>>53594141
fuck off pakilover
what macbook should i buy lads
>>53594020
Nope. too androgynous, and not in a good way. both the masculine and feminine aspects in the face are both ugly
>This forecast
Cold out.
GET THAT SNITCH
GET THE STRAP
DONT GIVE A FUCK
BRAP BRAP BRAP
>>53594225
Hampshire (Japanese) weather
I miss Peter
>>53594204
air
Yes you, the sweating man in the blue jumper
>junior doctors
Booooorrrriiiiiiing
>>53594372
>you, the man walking towards the camera
>>53594372
>y-yes, *coughs and burps in an awkward manner*, when will the government introduce minimum wage laws for janitorial staff? t-thankyou.
DEAD THREAD
Kyary
>>53594451
Spread between three threads lad
>>53594093
What's this from?
>>53594402
Who fucking is this
Everytime i see this posted everywhere but I don't know who the fuck it is. All i know is his name is supposed to be Lisicki or some shit like the tennis player.
>>53594474
Read that as Tokyo Wanker haha
>>53594499
his name's kevin
feel wonderful after that infusion of drugs, GABA leaking out my ears right now
>>53594474
anan ananan
Pamyu Pamyu
>>53594485
big hero 6
>>53594402
This image is starting to have the banepost effect on me. Simple seeing it get posted repeatedly makes me chuckle.
I don't even know who the fuck that is or why the image keeps getting posted
Latest purchases
>>53594554
Thanks for the (You)
>>53594554
wrong you
here (you) go ald >>53594498
>>53594572
this post was me on mobile aha
>>53594572
Calling the police right this instant 2bh
unironically a sick mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRXPvOiWXhA
DUDE
>>53594569
she literally isn't german, you know that
I swear to God I want to just slit my wrists and end this bullshit
Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit
And squeeze, until the bed's, completely red
I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless fuckin' buddah head
The stress is buildin' up, I can't,
I can't believe suicide's on my fuckin' mind
I want to leave, I swear to God I feel like death is fuckin' callin me
GET AROUND THE NEGOTIATING TABLE
>>53594572
wow, hoe bijzonder
ik zou niet weten waar ik dat vandaan zou kunnen halen
>>53594604
>the city of San Fransokyo
Is this set in the man in the high castle world?
>>53594569
is that that pop singer from a few years ago? She was a meme on KC /int/ 2bh.
Dem hips.
>>53594572
looks peng mate, enjoy
Wait, is the main character a hapa? Those dudes are insane
>>53594572
>pre-rolled cones
top lmao
>>53594620
>>53594649
>>53594681
>>53594714
West midlands signature cheese
>>53594741
I think
>>53594682
I have no clue
Tim Peake is scheduled to become the first British astronaut ever to do a spacewalk on Friday 15th January at 12.55pm.
>how was work today?
>>53594795
>forgetting the pic
Fuck sake >>53594795
netherlands doesn't have the best weed in the world. why does everyone act like it?
>>53594851
>weed chicken wings
alright yank
SOUTHEND DESU
>>53594854
Because its legal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU
>>53594882
lmao it's 2 different nuggets, it's just the angle
I really think about this every day. Every time I see a walking male, every time I think about a motorway, every time somebody mentions Dublin, every time somebody asks about the weather, every time I walk my dog, every time somebody mentions the want to be a hockey coach, every time somebody says they're tired, every time somebody mentions New York, every time somebody mentions boards.ie.
Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is walking towards me, and taking over my brain must have been what the rest of it's day did. Of course, Bravo Kevin you're a real human being and 190cm master race. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell COLD OUT! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past good 2 hours has had to do with this fucking picture. Even if it's just the faintest sound of his footsteps. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. Hate it. My life is giving out.
>>53594941
THE BANKERS
>>53594979
>>53594941
>>53594402
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY
WHY IS HE POSTED SO OFTEN
EXPLAIN TO ME
OH GOD JUST FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME
>are there any more UNINFORMED, salt of the earth, good hard working patients in the audience who can chime in?
THE BONUSES
>>53594850
>Everybody look at me, I'm operating a machine
yeah yeah, jog on Timmo.
Based woman in yellow
>>53595017
>I'm no economist BUT....
>I'm no military expert BUT....
RRRREEEEEEEEEE
>>53593583
babby's first /brit/ thread? fuck off
>>53595014
>>53595076
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kill yourself
why is QT on so late?
is their target audience NEETS?
she would absolutely get it
>all these junior doctors in the audience
wew
>>53595014
you've not been here long have you
junior doctors are some stoic cunts aren't they
absolute wankers
>>53595074
Pretty fucking ridiculous that Dimblebot was asking for non-doctor opinions though. If their are fucking doctors in the audience then let them speak up. I'd much rather hear from educated doctors who are in the thick of it than Barry Shitpeas who swallows every drop of what the gubmint feeds him.
>>53595014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
do you lot only come to /int/ for /brit/ or are you geographically autistic aswell
craven
Abu hussan
>>53595147
Nigger i've been coming here since 2013. I just wasn't here much for most of 2015
>>53595197
>lovetugal
>we're going to be in belfast next week
celine dions husband was 23yrs older than her
Just come back from boxing lads, coach kept punching me in the face cos I was dropping my guard.
>>53595215
>Nigger
confirmed 14 year old
>>53595215
>Nigger
Fuck off Y*nk
>>53595197
geographically autistic
>>53594552
Don't know who you are but you're a good lad.
>>53595251
>boxing
it's all about mma now lad
conor mcgregor 2.0 I am
>>53595197
I have a genuine interest in other cultures
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KswTDVl.jpg "large[1].jpg")
Any lads know which park this is in London?
>there is a non-trivial chance that we might actually stay in the EU due to panicked housewives
>>53595254
nigger detected
>>53595274
nigger detected
HIGHLAND REGIMENT
>>53595307
hampstead heath
>>53595317
>nigger
Fuck off Y*nk
>>53595296
>it's all about mma now lad
mmeme
JUST
who remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAU7pATH5_M
>>53595296
>unironically liking Poo F Pee
consider pooicide
>>53595247
beautiful country, nice people and britain's greatest ally
>>53595277
good lad
>>53595300
>why yes an american i love all types of different cultures from the east coast
>the cultural difference between new york and california is actually bigger than the difference between UK and China
the x files is my favorite show, 2bh m8s. What's yours, I'm so very interested in finding out :^)
>>53595296
straight out of dublin?
>>53595296
I've only just started and will probably give up after a year (time commitments), so that's why I went for boxing instead of MMA - want to become decent at one thing, instead of slightly better than shit at lots of things.
>>53595307
HAhahahah I sat in that exact fucking bench like a few days ago
fucking mental
hampstead heath
is David haye a loser lads?
Yes, you sir, the one walking towards the camera.
>>53595310
>actually thinking there;s a chance of leaving
>>53595440
yeah
i'd smack him in his chops
Alri lads
>>53595420
>HAhahahah I sat in that exact fucking bench like a few days ago
were you solicited by a man in a trenchcoat?
bum poo willy
>>53595460
>>53595440
Yes, didn't give Fury a fight but now he wants a shot. He's a cuck tbdesu
I STAND
WITH BORIS
>>53595478
who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LrHfxW4XOg
YOU'RE AS COLD AS ICE
WILLING TO SACRIFICE
>>53595420
Fuck off billionaire
>>53595488
very immature
>>53595525
>nigger music
Just realised something lads which I haven't realised before
There's not that many people on my course at Uni so we've all gotten to know each other well. I would say over 1/3 people are from countries including but not limited to Hong Kong, Italy, Poland, Russia, Lithuania, China, Phillipines, Hungary, and the Netherlands.
On poppy day, every person, forigen or not wore a poppy. Some wore their nations version with the poppy as well.
I asked the Russian and Italian people why they were wearing they were wearing their poppies. They both said something along the lines of that they want to commemorate the people who fought for the UK and have them the opportunity to study and live a nice life here. The Hungarian said that the UK is a becaon of freedom to the whole world and he wants commemorate the people who fought to make it that beacon, and that native Brits should be proud of that. I said what about our flaws and he said that no country is perfect, but he has chosen to study here and hopes to get a job here to give something back.
On the other hand, my aunt refuses to wear a poppy and has basically brainwashed my cousins into thinking the poppy is bad. My 10 year old cousin even said that it's a 'facist symbol like the swastika'
What sort of place is this where someone who wasn't born in this country loves it more than someone who was born and raised here?
remember when denis law relegated man utd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXpF2v0Kgvk
>>53594908
why dont people act like colorado has the best weed then?
>>53595589
I do not
>>53594572
me on the right
>>53595572
1st world mentality which is plagued by the Jews who try to ruin 1st world countries from the Frankfurt School
>>53595572
this reeks of something a yank would post besides the obvious poppy part.
delusions of a grandeur
>>53595440
I fucking hate the twat, so arrogant, Hope his shoulder comes to pieces again in his comeback fight. Fury would give him brain damage.
>>53595572
didn't read
1. watch
http://webmshare.com/play/0Eddg
2. answer
http://strawpoll.me/6538216
http://strawpoll.me/6538216
http://strawpoll.me/6538216
>>53595589
only remember this from some programme/film based at the same time
can't remember what it was but the kid cries when man u get sent down aha
Night lads
what are some good films or series about british history lads
inb4 rorke
“7 things negative people will do to you. They will...
1. Demean your value;
2. Destroy your image
3. Drive you crazily!
4. Dispose your dreams!
5. Discredit your imagination!
6. Deframe your abilities and
7. Disbelieve your opinions!
Stay away from negative people!
>>53595694
>wearing "I love anal sex" shorts
lewd
>>53595698
rasheed
>>53595716
fuck off
>>53595716
thanks mum
stay away from this guy lads
Why are brits so hated in the rest of western europe?
Go to any western europe country and ask who their least favorite tourists are and they'll either say chinks or brits.
They say brits just get way too obnoxiously drunk and piss, poo, and chunder everywhere.
Do you really do this? Spaniards and French especially hate you
>>53595670
What would you do?
only 90s kids will remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz9ulOKhJ-c
>>53595670
nothing gay about getting your dick sucked by a well passing trap. Fucking and sucking is a whole different matter though
>>53595333
I literally met him IRL when I was up in the Highlands campaigning for the No vote. Took a selfie lad
>>53595750
avoid this one
>>53595572
I unironically don't wear a poppy and think anyone who does is a bit of a dickhead.
haha xD banter with the lads!!!
>>53595792
Not all of us
Some of us don't engage in such degenerate acts such as drinking
>>53595837
you fucking madman you did NOT put tomato sauce on your phone !!!!!!
>See The Duelist has quite high ratings on Rotten Tomatoes
>It's set in 19th century France
>Start watching it, expect it to be in French but it's in English
>Oh ok at least I don't have to read any subti-
>Actors are American
For.Fuck.Sake. Could only last 3 minutes. What the FUCK were they thing?
>hello sirs it's me, Hank Yank, professor of Western European relations
>>53595837
I didn't know the iPhones were open sauce now.
>>53595909
>not Jan Kees
>studentcucks WILL pay £30,000 for a piece of paper that qualifies them to manage a starbucks branch
"i'll have a double mocha latte please" - me, ordering from you at starbucks
>>53595927
yorkshire
>>53595927
reddit. right the fuck now go back to reddit.
seriously reddit
>>53595908
WE WUZ FRANCH N'SHIT
>there are people ITT who have never gotten a girl's number
>>53595792
It's because our working/unemployed class can afford cheap holidays to those countries so they go there and get wasted and go crazy
>>53595927
wahey
COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP IF YOU TRIED LADS
I quit smoking weed a while ago but now I want to start again
Only issue is I don't know anyone anymore
>>53595927
this one is going right to the front page of /g/
>>53595962
reasonably sure ptsd can cause physical reactions
why does this specky cunt speak like she's making a speech every time she talks fucking hell
>tfw no agent scully gf
Look at that trigger discipline
>>53595962
reminder this is a government ploy to create a national database of everyone's triggerwords so they can mindbreak anyone they like
>>53595981
come to birmingham
got some pukka cheese for sale fat draws
>google translate sverigetrden
>they're talking about arabs raping people
Can I rent a shopfront and just sit there all day doing drugs in front of passersby and call it deconstructivist performance art
>>53595959
let me check THAT number bb
>>53596030
whoops
>>53596049
so like our general then
>hear clapping
>see muzzies
discarded
need a new job lads
>>53596020
>"Trigger warning always makes me feel like I'm supposed to be triggered which then does sort of trigger me"
>ptsd
Anyone else bully one of their housemates? Loved finding new ways to fuck with him every day. If you didn't you were probably the one being bullied lol
morning lads
>>53596135
yeah me and my housemates would always do it
especially when he got drunk. we'd get em riled up and he punched a hole in his wall
>>53596135
wish i was a student, i'm a pretty good lockpick
would do stuff they would notice, but not think it was somebody else, like move the remote etc every day, they'd think they were losing their mind kek
22 years olds and never shaved with anything but an electric shaver lads
>>53596135
My friend had a flatmate that threatened him with violence for torrenting and slowing the internet down
cute australian twinks
>>53595962
>>53596187
You can't relock the door. They will know
>>53595792
It's all lies by jf jealous of our innate superiority.
>>53596193
ok thanks for sharing
>>53595792
>>They say brits just get way too obnoxiously drunk and piss, poo, and chunder everywhere.
yes they do but thats only in certain locations, anywhere else will be normal
snapped this one of the gf earlier lads
>>53596223
thats why you get their keys copied
>>53596223
>You can't relock the door
uhh you just turn it the other way instead
Just booked my tickets to Shagaluf lads!!!!!
slag city desu
>>53596169
Nice. We did stuff like piss in his beer then slam the cap back on so he tried it. Pissed in his special shampoo, got in his room once and just pissed in to his open drawers. Mostly just piss. When we had parties we would encourage people to piss against his door instead of the toilet. It happened so much it came through the roof downstairs
How to buy a home?
One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.
>>53595908
The worst is when you are watching a fantasy film and out of nowhere a character has an American accent.
>>53596047
how much does it cost a gram in the UK?
I always paid $20 for what ever the local rednecks were growing
>>53596092
Almost all generals are like that except for the latin Americans
>>53596254
no problem mate was a pleasure
>>53596343
>someone saving my shitty 4mb pic
kek
>>53596315
That's not how lockpicking works friendo
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
>>53596392
Secret
Would you fug?
>>53595962
>Triggered by the term trigger warming
Why do people even attempt to keep up the pretence that leftism isn't a mental illness?
Dad almost found my pack of drinking cigarettes haha
>>53596325
have a lot of money
>>53596355
usually £10 a gram
>historically bad at keeping in touch with people
>make conscious effort to contact people, say we should hang again sometime, i'm free whenever so let me know
>they say yeah that sounds cool
>they never respond after that
>>53596431
C A T
A
T
Not even a nonce, IDGAF
>>53596212
What a terrible excuse for a human being.
>>53596431
CAT
A
T
>>53595962
why do they want trigger warnings if they see it and decide to read it anyway in order to find out if they get triggered or not?
>>53596432
Ironic that you post a picture from the most lefty show known to man
>>53596384
please explain
>set pins
>turn to lock instead of unlock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuT_63Ioig
>>53596355
£10 - 1 gram
£20 - 2 gram
£50 - 7gram/quarter oz
£100 - half oz
£180 -200 oz
>girl i know doesn't know the things she "favorites" on twitter are viewable to everyone else
>she is constantly favoriting gifs of women getting choked and fucked
she seems so shy in person
A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
>>53596431
How about from yesterday
>>53596588
esther
>>53593805
>>53593805
>>53593805
Reconquista when lads? We fucked up
>>53596581
walk because the chain isn't attached to anything
>>53596548
>favorites
FOY
of course she knows though
>>53596548
Maybe she does know. Next time you see her, sneak up behind her and playfully choke her. She'll be so into it
