tulips from amsterdam edition
JANNY'S DOING HIS NUT IN
Nippy hasn't responded yet lads
crayon pop
YOUUUUUUUUUU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEED
oh for fuck's sake
anyone looking for a deadlift assistance lift, do seal rows, my lats have exploded since i started doing them
She's so ugly
dutch threads>yank ''''''threads''''''
*plays the tuba loudly*
REAL THREAD HERE
>>53578773
>>53578773
>>53578773
What do you think about game theory
>>53590365
proxies are against the rules 2bh
ay nigga lick my clit if you do i'll suck yo dick
>>53590294
>Tfw a nice 1.5k will be put in my bank at midnight
>>53590365
t. fatboy on holiday
fuck off
>>53590365
fuck off
Took 6mg diclazepam and about 250ml of JD and now drinking boddies
>>53590383
>>53590365
a*tism
me in the bed
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=421260506
>>53590310
what are they
>tfw i'm gutted i only have 5k in the bank
i have a money hoarding fetish, but i kind of lost my mind and spent a lot on travel last year
>Took 6mg diclazepam and about 250ml of JD and now drinking boddies
>>53590506
a reverse benchpress in every sense, lie face down and pull
>>53590310
the fuck have lats got to do with deads lad?
have all the normies gone to bed now?
so how i get talking to girls on interpals lads
Anyone here ever astrally projected
Which are worse, pakis or yanks?
Love Current Value 2bh
>>53590678
does the script still work?
>>53590687
I've anally projected, but that's as close as I can get
>>53590678
>view qt profile
>send message
>repeat
THEY CALL ME WHITE GIRL
>>53590735
what message?
>>53590632
qt is going to be crap tonight lads
girl in Big Hero 6 is qt af
the animators of frozen and tangled have good taste tbH
>>53590796
Hi, I've noticed you're very cute and your country is a very poor country. I am a single man with a comfortable life but no one to share it with. I have a large television but no one to cuddle on my large couch and watch it with.
If you're interested in leaving your current life and starting a new one with me, all these things I have can be yours too.
What do you say?
>>53590687
doing it now desu. i'm asleep upstairs
>>53590846
The asian girl is better
>>53590852
cheers pal
ill get onit
>>53590485
Trannies always make bumming look so awkward.
>>53590797
get off my laaaaaawn
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
FLOOR
FUCKING
FLOOR
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not talking to the oneitis today. needs some space imo dont want to seem as clingy as I really am.
romania desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uIpGmp_mQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjcB8QcnaKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLlZFuJHpQ
>>53590959
if my dad called me that I'd hit the roof
>>53590912
fuck off literal korean diaspora end yourself
>>53589560
wonder how many pakis with my flag are in this thread
>>53590968
you're doing to right thing lad, i'm currently giving her a taste of her own medicine and not bothering to reply to her
>>53590638
Lockout I suppose, just going off this lads tip. I tried them and it was like I never even had lats before, they grew noticeably within 6 weeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv-KgxNg2Bo
Are you parents lefty faggots or sensible right wing humans?
I made an off-hand comment about Germany after seeing something on the news and my dad replied "Make no mistake, Fourth Reich soon." He didn't sound like that was something to be worried about either.
what do people with literature degrees even do
>>53591079
read
>>53590256
I want to smell Cara tbf.
>>53590968
Haven't spoken to mine for 8 months, thinking of sending her a suicidal message or posting her on cumonprintedpics
>>53591064
not a northerner so naturally right wing
IMPORTANT
I am not looking for a relationship, I am very happy in one but I have always had the 'romance/flirting' tag on and the messages give me a good laugh!
So!
yeah alright slut
i am unhealthily pale
went to the supermarket today and looked in the mirror and I literally looked like a ghost
>>53591064
My dad hates islam and the tories, reads the guardian
this girl has a similar body odour as me, and her vagina smells similar to my genital area, is this a bad thing?
>>53591181
Have you guys even found out who he is?
>>53591131
You tell that hoe dormers
>>53591152
That's just being white lad. I'm the same, I'm the palest guy I know
>>53591108
Islam doesn't count as right wing, Mohammed.
>>53590301
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
>>53591213
do NOT try to banter me you actual leaf
>>53591207
cold out
>>53591210
im not white thought thats the thing
>>53591213
how is islam not right wing
>>53591100
I want to fuck Cara's well used cunt while spitting in her face with every thrust. Her lying under me getting a hard hatefuck,my spit hitting her cockteasung face,seeing the disgust in her eyes as I cum up her cunt.
I would love to take my swollen,dribbling cock and just hit her about the face with the bell end until I cum in her face.
I need more of her,I wank for hours over her. She is total coctaking trash,she needs to be humiliated and put in her place like the dirty fucking whore I KNOW she is.
>>53591207
where have you been?
>>53591263
>im not white thought thats the thing
>>53591064
my mum visited London after not having been there for a while, she said she used to like the city but not it was full of arabs, lol
>a leaf
>A LEAF
>>53591280
superb post
>the times
>the guardian
>daily telegraph
>the independent
>Financial times
>the sun
>daily express
>daily mirror
>daily mail
which one of these papers do you read and why
>>53590852
topkek
>>53591263
fuck off paki
>Your ban was filed on January 13th, 2016 and expires on January 14th, 2016 at 16:51 ET, which is 4 seconds from now.
>>53591310
>but now* it was full of arabs
>>53591280
Disgusting post.
>>53591277
Maybe if you single out the social aspects.
>>53591364
I hope that'sreal
>tfw paki surname
>literally the whitest person in britain
dont know how I feel about this
>>53591364
My dealer has requested I phone him back in 20 minutes as he is currently out walking his dog and does not have any herbal matter on his person.
>>53591364
good lad
now no more posting twitch links you hear me?
good boy
*ruffles your hair*
off you go and shitpost then!
>>53591365
you still haven't made that sentence correct
nice try rasheed
>>53591207
yes
>>53591342
none
used to read the daily mirror cause my parents bought it (dad liked the sports section but mom wouldn't buy the sun cause of the tits).
i would almost never consider buying a newspaper but if i had to out of those it would be FT or the times.
>>53591407
what colour are your eyes?
>>53591407
rorke
>>53591419
I actually got banned for posting lisicki in /d2g/ desu
>>53591420
hmm?
>>53591407
fuck off mudslime
>>53591416
>tfw no dealer
I want to try weed
don't forget your old /brit/mate
>>53590310
the best deadlift assistance IMO are farmer's walks and deficit deads
Deadlifts genuinely feel so much easier off the floor after just a few deficit sessions
>>53591476
Got banned once for posting "where are the maisie games" in /agdg/ lel
>>53591439
green
got told I have nice eyes once
okcupid or POF lads
>>53591280
did you ever think twice about posting that while you were selecting all the pictures of flowers, lad?
>>53590687
From what I've heard it's just smoking DMT
>>53591342
Telegraph, i like the writers that occasionally do political articles. Like Boris Johnson.
>>53591524
/vg/ jannies a right cunt
>>53591476
>got banned from /d2g/
how much of a spastic do you have to be, the janny is almost never there
>>53591532
>Green
>White
Nice try Alireza
>>53591532
>green eyes
>white
kek fuck off rasheed
DORMER OUT
>eating some maryland biscuits
>>53591510
>lives in america
>does not know a fucking dealer
really hope you're in the buttfuck of nowhere or you really are a failure at life
>>53591641
>buttfuck
fuck off yank
>>53591424
>FT
*tips fedora*
>>53591342
bbc
My nickname to a lot of people is "Snakeman", should I bring it up?
>>53591550
got a pass 2bh
>>53591439
Blue eyes white dragon
why are YOU not listening to craig david and big narstie on repeat?
>>53591601
I posted a picture of 190cm masterrace and asked what the equivalent was in Dota.
baka
place is fucking dead anyway, its depressing desu
>>53591624
>>53591612
look at these assmad pakis
>booohoo Im literally darker than a paki-surnamed cunt so im going to cry about eye colour
when does your visa expire hahahaha
>>53591699
watching porn
>>53591721
>green eyed darkie talking shit
>>53591699
Because I have good taste in music
>>53591721
I can guarantee I'm whiter than you
>tfw i have snorted a line of cocaine off a girls arse before
was a decent feel i canny lie
Amerilad from last thread, sorry i missed this. Also posted in the last thread
>>53587811
>How hard is it to get into the states? live&work there etc.
To get here on a work visa? not that hard from what I understand, especially if you're a STEM major equivalent type guy. I live in Atlanta and there are lots of Korean, Chinese, and Indians who are here on work visas. I've met some brits on work visas.
If you want to move to NY, Chicago or California, expect a high cost of living and a more competitive job market. If you move somewhere else where there's more job growth and a lower cost of living, like Atlanta, Minneapolis, Raleigh, Austin, Salt Lake City, and parts of Ohio.
Got fucking mauled lads
>>53591699
Having the sex
>>53591691
>"i wanna fuc"
send this
watch already broke after 2 days lmao
thank fuck it was cheap
>>53591699
because they're both shit
Big Narstie does funny youtube videos, doesn't mean he's a good MC
>>53591795
>Austin
America, here I come!
>>53591768
>craig david
>good taste
pick 2
>>53591803
bit gay
It annoys me that the spelling "lying" is used interchangeably for 'not telling the truth' and 'resting your body horizontally'.
People should really just start using "laying" for when they mean they are lying down on a bed.
>>53591776
i onced snorted mcat off a girl's boob, i think you win
>>53591808
t
thfgfghh
>>53591714
terrorblade is the tallest doter
Never rub another man's rhubarb
anyone else like walking around cemeteries and reading the headstones
>>53591857
Pick 1 more like, now for some REAL music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvQXvgDfu_c
a girl has farted coke into my open mouth. beat that.
>>53591867
>mkat
bad lad
bet you reek of cat piss
>>53591768
>>53591758
what was that? isn't it time for mosque? off you go lads hahaha literal fucking rasheeds, go and protest against Israel or something
>>53591915
doxxed
>>53591935
Fuck off Schlomo
>>53591699
my housemate is fucking obsessed with craig david
welsh bimbo slag
>>53591699
because that's cultural poison that will atrophy your 3rd eye until it falls out
>anyone else like walking around cemeteries and reading the headstones
>>53591904
love that joker
>>53591935
>paki name
>green eyes
you know you actually unironically arent white right
>>53591867
I made a bomb on a girls open palm. Sound xxx
>>53591627
wew lad
>>53591915
where did you get this picture of my nan
>>53591927
I have a gf
When I was 12 years old I was 155cm tall
>>53591915
me on the right
>>53592009
i am literally the palest and whitest thing in britain aside from weird albino cunts
>>53592034
>having a frazzle for a flag
HAHAHAHAHA
>>53591929
don't do it anymore la
yeah my old wallet reeked of the shit, was more of a vanillary smell than cat piss though
>>53592064
post pic
>>53592027
>his nan died in 1899
fuck off great grandad
just dropped my wife's son down at the mosque, i'm glad that he still follows his fathers religion lads
>>53592043
i was most likely bigger than that
am 199cm now and was this height at 15
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED WAYNE
>>53592064
there are pale afghanis doesnt make them white
AND NOW MY HEART'S AT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY
rorke and rasheed take it outside
>>53592064
>bringing this up every thread
>waahh please pay attention to me
>but i won't post a pic haha
post a pic of yourself otherwise you're forever a paki
fuck off paki
>>53592121
fuck off you narcissist
just get on with what you need to do
THE FIVE NAUGHTS
>>53592052
doxxed
>>53591207
cold out
>>53592043
that's like 5'2
I was 5'6 I think, 6'3 now
>>53591982
excellent post
Did an unbelievable stinky and messy shit as I was leaving work today lads
>>53592120
I remember clearly because we had to measure our height in school, I'm now 190cm, you must have had a pretty ridiculous growth spurt lol
>post "paki surname"
>all of /brit/ explodes
literal (You) factory, thank you Rasheeds, you're late for mosque now
>>53592229
>tfw 5'6 now
feel all warm and fluffy with my diclazepam in my brain
>>53592209
irish weather
also this reminds me that at the very moment I was banned I wanted to commend a very funny kev post
can't remember what it was now though
>>53592268
all me
Did an unbelievable stinky and messy shit as I was leaving work today lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TmD50m6CL4
classic choon from our national treasure Craigy D
wast met deze editie, man
thank god it's friday tomorrow lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3pte3uJJCQ
>Hello everyone, I am from Katwijk
>>53592328
I've realised that I can hear people pissing if they piss in the water at work.
sometimes I go in the toilet to do a fart, beginning to worry people might know my secret
>>53592064
Yes, because albinos are classed as white aren't they?
>>53592328
im sure the quality isn't that bad
so err... a place of worship that I won't find you in
that's C
S N O W I N G
N
O
W
I
N
G
If you could get away with it would you rob drug dealers?
>>53592428
it was snowing a little bit here last night, didn't lie though
>>53592395
>not a guy snorting cocaine from a fish
>>53592419
*quality of the work
well. i fucked that up royally
>>53592450
I would rob them of their freedom, if that's what you mean
>some tit makes a post
>no replies
>copy his post
>get replies
lol
I feel fantastic, bombastic, ecstactically astounded
How a girl can really lose her brain
I feel surrounded, confounded, emotionally dumbfounded
To think you've nearly won your game
Did a dude lmao for the first time in about 3 years last night and had an emotional experience watching this
https://youtu.be/Q4JZ7Ss2lZE
>>53592465
Didn't lie? You mean it didn't set you paki cunt
I LOVE BAD BITCHES THAT'S MY FUCKIN PROBLEM
>some tit makes a post
>no replies
>copy his post
>get replies
lol
just done a swipe right on two girls and both of them were matches, quite the ego boost if i must say
>>53592428
>t.poortherner
>>53592543
Paal kontje
Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RakkKR2LBM
>>53592501
good lad
>>53592526
>nignog music
>not grime
>>>/cum/
journalism at its finest
my /pol/ thread is doing quite nicely lads
>>53592520
whatever
>>53592501
chan chaka chan chan fills me with tears desu
>>53592501
>a fucking Nova Scotian flag with no crest, yellow at the top, and red at the bottom
>>53592473
>snorting cocaine from a fish
Do some Dutch people do this?
>some tit makes a post
>no replies
>copy his post
>get replies
lol
>>53592638
katwijk is a fishing town infamous for its cocaine use so no doubt that has happened before
>>53592450
No, bad juju mate.
They're pedalling a product just like anyone else lad. Unless they step on it or sell bad gear, then fuck them.
>>53592538
you)))
>>53592626
goin sundissential 2nyt bab x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLwgP3g547g
>>53592632
>being American
>not being able to differentiate between flags
mijn excuses
>>53592665
good post
>>53592670
>infamous for its cocaine use
the whole of england lmao
booked a lads holiday and now have no money so NEED to get a job or i wont be able to survive top fucking kek lads
>>53592630
>>53592685
top gimmick
>>some tit makes a post
>>no replies
>>copy his post
>>get replies
lol
big hero 6 is the cringiest shite in the world
why am I watching a kids film
Officefu desu
>>53592703
enjoyed this post thoroughly
>>53592715
>lads holiday
Are you a lower class 17yr old posting from the mid-2000s?
>>53592735
Fuck off Yank
>>53592582
bit punchy for a hospital release
still not a fan but at least it's different
>>53592750
oscar winning
>>53592781
"no"
>>53592778
nah just a 22 year old booking a holiday with the boys to celebrate graduating uni
>>53592591
grime is nignog music you fucking idiot
Slashing my bellend with razors again lads
Seriously lads
Need advice on creating a gmail phishing email
Here are the ideas I have
>Google+ opt out
>Someone would like to connect with you on Google+
>Your Google+ has been deactivated due to inactivity (risky)
>review Google privacy agreement
Should note she doesn't really use Google+, no posts
>>53592788
Animation oscars are bought by Disney. No way Big Hero 6 beat How To Train Your Dragon 2
2 from the top and 4 from the bottom please
>>53592781
top gimmick
>>53592788
good at animating qts desu
>>53592674
>Unless they step on it or sell bad gear, then fuck them
lad sold me bad stuff for new years
been seriously considering sorting him out, that stuff I had was potentially dangerous I think
>>53592868
does anyone use google+?
>>53592774
>not Pam
>>53592837
>going on a lads holiday post-uni
Jeuss christ, not even memeing anymore.
literally never going to have a decent career
i can't imagine bring promoted to the level where i've got to disciple and sack people. i'm anxiety ridden mess. i had to conduct some interviews and I was more nervous than the fucking interviewees.
>>53592876
>I only watch the ones that my kid wants to see, so I didn’t see [The] Boxtrolls but I saw Big Hero 6 and I saw [How to Train Your] Dragon [2]. We both connected to Big Hero 6 — I just found it to be more satisfying. The biggest snub for me was Chris Miller and Phil Lord not getting in for [The] Lego [Movie]. When a movie is that successful and culturally hits all the right chords and does that kind of box-office — for that movie not to be in over these two obscure freakin’ Chinese fuckin’ things that nobody ever freakin’ saw [an apparent reference to the Japanese film The Tale of the Princess Kaguya, as well as the Irish film Song of the Sea]? That is my biggest bitch. Most people didn’t even know what they were! How does that happen? That, to me, is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
>MY VOTE: Big Hero 6
>If you can call anything a “snub,” this year, it was The Lego Movie, which was one of the best movies of the year. I don’t know what happened there, but it is inconceivable to me. Of the five they did nominate, my favorite is Big Hero 6, which was adorable and original.
>MY VOTE: Big Hero 6
>I loved Big Hero 6. Then I saw The Boxtrolls and I thought the animation was great — but the movie didn’t knock me out. I must admit that I have not seen How to Train Your Dragon 2. But I have seen Song of the Sea and The Tale of Princess Kaguya, both of which I loved very much — they were really unique. If I was just voting for animation, I’d have gone with Boxtrolls. But since you have to consider everything, I went with Big Hero 6.
>MY VOTE: Big Hero 6
>Where’s our Finding Nemo this year? It’s not a very great group. I liked Song [of the Sea] and The Tale [of the Princess Kaguya], but I’m voting for [How to Train Your] Dragon [2] because it was superbly entertaining and works on most levels, although its story could be a little better.
>MY VOTE: How to Train Your Dragon 2
