Let's talk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ufif46LeIB
>>53578282
blues talks
no i'm not black
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AYgw3xCD2v
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NMSIqUp0iH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rDS2s5Pceg
>>53578488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rkAxKRCdtz
>>53578606
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rhntJtjO0Y
>>53578788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UPNSFFJ06C
>>53578920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SIkU8UgzhX
I'm bored please bear with me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hE5KYtx9Ck
pls rate my latest perkele
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AMBDRci5Xx
others are welcome to contribute their perkeles
Vladimir Demikhov was a human centipede enthusiast before anyone knew that was even an option. More specifically, he was a Soviet scientist who performed all sorts of insane (successful!) experiments like, for instance, creating his very own two-headed pup. Of course, Vlad was also a major pioneer in the field of organ transplantation in general. The doctor to perform the world's first heart transplant had even visited Demikhov's lab twice prior—a part of his tale that's often overlooked in favor of the fact that this man made a living two-headed dog.
>>53579391
Glorious taste rabbibro. Enjoyed it.
>>53579536
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dBBPGZdjgC
>>53579619
Do you look like a fucking viking or really manly, something to match that voice?
>>53579619
holy shit i want to have this viking voice
>>53579231
true
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mmVmZ2UnUd
>>53579660
Not nearly as manly as you may think.
>>53579813
L E O N E
E
O
N
E
>>53579619
Ayyy
>>53579813
homosexual then
>>53579813
I want to suck your dick
no homo
>>53579813
i would
>>53579619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aJjAbJWp4U
>>53579813
Weak/square jaw
Bags under eyes, either a drug user or tired constantly
Long face, 5 head maybe?
Not as many as I had expected
>>53579946
>>53579946
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06rw8riAPDQ
>>53579767
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YghXrQMLVS
>>53579566
Thanks, if i only had a better microphone.
>>53579999
wild nines, m9
>>53579619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08Fnw7jMBSM
>>53579999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UxIpy9s6kK
>>53580163
kek reminded me a lot of that shitty german band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99dd48UKnoc
>>53580163
sp00ky
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SXDY5OSXnH
>>53580009
this has something to do with mämmi but other than that I have no idea
>>53580366
my god your voice sounds beautiful in every language
10/10
>>53580365
hey man, could you please post something in spanish for us to try? preferably not poetry or lyrics
>>53580009
Lel i don't know a single word in italian but i could understand that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RfcKadhOhf
>>53580498
sure, in some minutes when people stops fucking around me i'll post something and also i'll start to talk in vocaroo
wait a bit m8
>>53580389
Just dropped a bunch of finn-ish sounds. Go ahead and post some actual finnish if you don't mind
>>53580366
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JWXpuXHjLl
>>53580438
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LdgKzxTRaG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CB4UnpwPFj
>>53580687
Skrillex?
>>53580366
>>53580704
gondola
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gV2oACx1nk
>>53580877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MuBaXVq8sj
>>53580775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H6gkKWCHtz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aEnc7XIVzA
>>53578788
trump will fix it
>>53581129
>>53581129
i wonder who could be behind this post.jpg
>>53579231
deep voice
>>53580775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fIU81bnpo3
>>53579391
fucking nice
>>53578788
>>53580609
I bet you can guess what these words refer to
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pkSW3GUWX5
it's just the first list I could find and not that extensive nor the best
>>53578282
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b8YpFMLd4g
>>53581498
feel
>>53581421
Brilliant, i did get many of 'em. Also actual finnish pronunciation is music to my ears.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DThJECtONa
Something in spanish for the m8s
Rivadavia estaba convencido en que la guerra contra el Imperio del Brasil sería inevitable y ese fue su principal objetivo militar externo enfocando en él los principales recursos.
Cuando el cabildo de Montevideo le pidió ayuda, envió un emisario, Tomás de Iriarte, al gobernador brasileño a exigir la devolución de la provincia usurpada.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s4A2UW6hie
>>53582230
goddamn those ch sounds in the beginning are killing me
>>53582230
>>53581901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q2StyNo3LK
Never spoke spanish in my life, sorry if i butchered it.
>>53579231
I don't know any Aaron Lewis, but here's a country/folk classic you might like
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ph3KdAUmPI
>>53582565
Bravo!
>>53582434
It was excellent. Even if the letter R still sounds italian, it was excellent
>>53582230
weird but in a good way
>>53582784
Awe grazie friendo
How does a proper R sounds like tho?
>>53582784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FjbmF0bjhk
>>53582675
Grazie!
>>53581901
I tried.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12hyBreuarz
>>53582314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s083c88JhKb9
>>53582945
cute
>>53583138
average
>>53582904
>>53581901
this is how it actually sounds http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C53EnZzbtz
>>53581498
Sounds scandi
>>53583203
oh boy
>>53583286
So it's like a less marked Italian R?
>>53583448
>less
Actually the spanish one is more marked. But since the Rioplatense spanish is faster than normal nobody notices it
>>53579231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lPuZd79MDE
>>53583742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Eurf6vYmXE
>>53583286
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dtsVBkz6wJ
>>53583539
>faster
Oh yes that's what i meant, i just expressed myself badly. In your recording i barely heard the micropauses between the tongue taps. Good to know btw.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t0vqccQ7MA
>>53584115
Okay. Are you aware how good it is?
>>53584331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PAmNdvzrEL
>tfw you never noticed that you sound like a toddler
>>53584331
sheeeit what are your morphvox settings?
>>53584538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R9ZNxUlwiB
>>53583340
Funnily enough, last time it was a Canadian who said the exact thing
>>53584331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xbTDPtst5b
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KYnt4syOym
>>53584176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xNE9qqhW6U
I tried with something longer, but it was an english from Carlos Tevez-Tier
>>53584331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BM57CTvul7
>>53578788
>i wish it was less thick
ey bby
>>53578788
that ending made my dick turn into a diamond drill with explosive force
>>53584918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hPPB4rIwNJ
Just noticed that I said countryside then the Lake District as if they weren't the same thing. They are.
>>53585018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rw9SUMEiM5
>>53585373
Would you kindly rate my English?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C9jszCLfKm
>>53585670
10/10
>>53585670
can't tell the difference with a native, your post is truly a masterpiece
>>53585690
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RmG1kmpwxs
>>53585670
R8 my perkele please
http://vocaroo.com/i/s000XoeTqyOu
>>53585670
What about me?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E6LcDHP9gl
>>53585909
Are you even old enough to be on this site?
That purring perkele is too cute for me to rate honestly.
>>53586118
this tbqh
>>53586094
>A russian that actually speaks a proper english
>>53585373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XZYoecXOGn
>>53586094
you're not a real Ivan are you? because I understood the words
>>53586209
>A russian that actually speaks a proper english
So what? I've seen a Jap write a post with no grammatical errors in it.
>>53586292
Most likely a proxy.
>>53586292
Probably it was me
>>53586209
>>53586272
Anyway, can a native speaker show up or something?
>>53586209
>An Argentinian that actually speaks a proper Spanish
>>53586435
good one xavi
>>53586524
More like Xabi
>>53586605
t. xabi alonso
>>53586270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vJVmm56nCi
>>53585909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dOGwK8GxoW
>tfw last year an american grill on /int/ called me a ''cocksucking faggot'' with a hot voice on Vocaroo
>mfw saved it in my bookmarks for wanking puposes
>mfw it's been so long ago the vocaroo is no longer available
>>53586790
why didn't you just download it, ya dingus?
>>53586790
>An American poster said I had a sexy voice in 2014 (never responded)
>A Canadian grill sang me Happy Birthday last year
>>53586790
fuck you, now i want to hear it
>>53586883
DIDN'T KNOW VOCAROO FILES WERE GETTING REMOVED AFTER A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME FUCK ME
>>53586942
>>An American poster said I had a sexy voice in 2014 (never responded)
Vocaroo yourself saying "mirando los simpons y fumando una vela" in the sexiest way possible
>>53586997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jbEze6PHcn
>>53586417
They are likely to stay clear unless they want to say something that lives up to your expectations
>>53586209
>>53586118
I'm 20
>>53586778
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uevbnBQcAT
>>53587067
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qhgxQwI7yL
>>53586778
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HxschqbyVY
>>53587066
I tried http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oOmigd8qTi
I don't think I have a sexy voice to be honest
>>53587112
>I'm 20
Well i just turned 21 yesterday and i don't sound manly and deep like that italian, so i guess i'm not surprised at all
>>53587248
holy shit i can't stop laughing
>>53586997
Why don't you ask some other girl here to record another one for you?
>>53587248
It's not so amazing but i imagine pic related when i hear your voice
>>53578788
pls say something more, your voice and accent are perfect
>>53587208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06RmQIjYyF3
>>53587112
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AVf5177iTI
>>53587416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sRFIUdQpGb
>>53587395
>Implying a girl on /int/ would record something for an autistic virgin just because he asked
I wish life was like that amigo, i really do
>>53587395
I could.
Any cute girl here would please record herself calling me a ''cocksucking faggot'' in some kind of bitchy voice? :3
>>53587502
Hnnng
Pd. salu2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19qTKqL0pvu
>>53587557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jSRyh1EQXN
save it, it's all yours my friend
>>53587557
How pathetic can one "man" be, lads?
>>53587663
>He doesn't like assertive women
wew lad
>>53587557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s1QmzfvAJu
>tfw no qt lonely canadian bf
>>53587461
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cf3SsLss9O
>>53587640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04xWFGeg4EV
>>53587663
>he doesn't enjoy being verbally abused by women
>>53587522
lmao I record lots of random shit for people all the time
>>53587557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vIf1fNHXvp3
Not very good with the bitchyness thing
>>53587629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qtXlphhhVq
>>53587557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m1kXzZBaC6
>>53587801
Why do I have that flag
I downloaded that script to see what people were on about then disabled it
>>53587663
Way back, they called it "courage," now they call it >How pathetic can one "man" be, lads?
>>53587786
here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15sLDEusaQo
there's a girl in there too iirc
>>53587557
all yours, my friend
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14vTQFNvD5c
it was mommy's turn this time
>>53587806
kek
>>53587742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BJDiCyHKIy
>>53587801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aEtWpwGKkX
>>53587801
>deleted
>>53587640
>>53587731
>>53588014
>>53588039
pls stahp
>>53587629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04xWFGeg4EV
>>53587742
>>53588044
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WHbjc6auhC
>ESPERA LÁ ESPERA LÁ
>*salga bacalhau*
>ENTÃO TAS A DIZER
>*assa sardinha*
>PERA LÁ
>*descasca tremoço*
>TU TÁS-ME A DIZER
>*derrota a Espanha*
>A DIZER QUE
>*recolhe cortiça*
>QUE NÓS ÉRAMOS
>*conquista ceuta*
>UMA ESPÉCIE DE
>*fatia chouriço*
>ÉRAMOS TIPO
>*navega os 7 mares*
>TIPO
>*penteia bigode*
>QUE NÓS ÉRAMOS
>*chega atrasado*
>ÉRAMOS ALGUM GÉNERO DE
>*pisa uvas*
>QUE NÓS
>*vende escravos*
>ÉRAMOS REIS E O CARALHO?
>*perde império e declara falência*
>>53588044
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m9nahJdvAo
>>53588179
please do this poortugal
>>53587557
"no"
>>53587461
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09I9g8amZgF
>>53588179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03nEVQQSC4W
>>53588090
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FgzjCsfLdD
>>53588243
>>53588305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NlyaNBVAnW
>>53588409
It's from /pol/ actually, I don't know (yet I can understand some) Portuguese
>>53587557
>>53587801
>Not very good with the bitchyness thing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ltf4Hk4gIu
No idea why it was deleted.
>>53588065
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17GyxkbIExt
>>53588393
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15sjCi7rbP0
>>53588090
Ok I got my imouto to help me with this one. Maybe you will get something out of it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10UmXLT8KMf
>>53588540
based suomi
>>53588540
>>53588450
>>53588090
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gZETjUBWPZ
>>53588955
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yo58fLc7QD
>>53578788
Don't worry, Trump will save us.
>>53588955
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07UX4DaByO0
>>53588492
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y8JV40elC8
>>53588492
Could you please read a couple of the excuses from this list young British lady?
Here you go canuck chap
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yQoZOwimoe
>>53589288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z6JpR4J9fW
I love doing shit accents.
>>53589436
more
>tfw that qt french girl from the beginning of the thread is gone
>>53589087
>>53578788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tylr5AOWSr
>>53589436
10/10
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QFjRo4WYQH
>>53589436
>shit accents
No way, that was the exact pronunciation they are trying to teach us here
>>53589581
iktf
Now this is just me spamming my shit but here's the translation that nobody wants or needs: "Life is hard. And so is my dick."
All thanks to her.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19ki6lNgpSv
>>53589683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uahhpjd6gJ
>>53589281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X366HDwnjW
>>53589288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FmAdFeHFBw
>>53589683
Can you post something for us to say m8?
Should i post something else in spanish?
>>53589797
Thank you so much young British lady
>>53589955
Post argentinian-speak
Post Slavic languages pls
>>53589955
Why not?
>>53589288
And I just realised listening to >>53589797 that that second excuse is bullshit.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CmNxWPajLG
>>53581901
>>53589955
yes please
also pls r8, http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dbPnaX431x
>tfw you never get massachusetts right when you want to
f-fucking americans
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EzUoXcPphk
>>53590368
you sound like some old guy that talks in history channel programs
besides that, it was the best pronunciation from an american at the moment
>>53590388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08eTSmFTJfN
>>53590065
Yes, argies are so fucking cancer in /int/. Your image is even funnier if you understand the retarded shit they're saying
>>53590626
what's up my white friend
>>53590246
>that second excuse is bullshit
Sometimes it can work well though
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KKLXh80eml
>>53578282
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FxoSIO2Vd5
>>53590626
Sup. It's nice to see a decent argie here.
>>53590763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gBSJ524Uru
>>53590757
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v4eEPj66OZ
>>53590860
>mfw suddenly not retarded argies joins the thread
>>53590601
I think I'm improving
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E8GNinlUxP
>>53590547
yeah i kind of went narrator mode since it seemed to be about history stuff. and thanks
post more spanish pls
>>53590996
How many argentinians do actually frequent /int/?
It could be a trap and you might be hiding 3 GB of the simpsons pics in your hard drive.
Also in case someone wants to try some spanish:
No quedará en la noche una estrella.
No quedará la noche.
Moriré y conmigo la suma
del intolerable universo.
Borraré las pirámides, las medallas,
los continentes y las caras.
Borraré la acumulación del pasado.
Haré polvo la historia, polvo el polvo.
Estoy mirando el último poniente.
Oigo el último pájaro.
Lego la nada a nadie.
>>53590763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TctGEi3k6g
>>53590995
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MYmGeob3kX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jouLuDPQkF
>>53591267
Non-underage argies : 5 - 15
Underage argies : +30
i have some picardias but you can't deny that it's the superior meme
>>53591267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WHXC0TDNJo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pz4YDLAwRF
>>53590763
Hi Jeanne : >
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JKro4cqf4q
>>53591369
pay denbts, Stavros
>>53591042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s036UbXTXDzI
>>53591499
>what does saludos mean
salu2
>>53591267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HS19PPwrjM
>>53591653
>ganamos
>AAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>salu2
FUCKING ARGIES WITH THEIR STUPID SECRET MEMES
>>53591499
Really good. I found that brazilians speak spanish way better than we spanish speakers speak portuguese. not idea why
Saludos means greetings.
>>53591508
>Llegar a un acuerdo en cuánto a con qué términos definir
Somos tan cáncer, boludo.
>>53591042
>i was laughing at this guy
>suddenly i can't say massachusetts anymore
>mfw
>>53591603
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jki87M9BMM
>>53591267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NGtTpNy6O1
>>53591653
>salu2
clever
>>53591296
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00pgqb3OYXL
>>53591943
>that voice
>>53591997
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s00pgqb3OYXL
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JQCPxg7ZQq
>>53591844
>Saludos means greetings.
Lolwut why do shitposting argentinians say this all the time?
Also, try speaking some Portuguese, i'm curious:
"Eu vou matar, esfolar
A sua bunda eu vou furar
Vou te pegar na esquina
E te matar menina
Quero sangue espirrado
Pescoço quebrado
Vou cortar sua garganta
Porque você é uma anta
Vou arrancar o seu cabelo
E enrolar num novelo"
>>53591943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XVhriRhGnq
>>53592109
dude, why so violent
>>53591943
chicana jajajajajaja
>>53592109
http://vocaroo.com/i/s045wsDvqMYm
>>53592143
Girls can have autism too.
>>53592143
DUDE
POTTY WORDS
LMAO
>>53592107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cqFtMMVPdJ
>>53592167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve17aPbLxug
Do you speak Portuguese? :3
>>53592107
It's kinda weird when you recognize someone's voice on /int/, greetings pierre
>>53592241
lel qt
>>53591943
>mfw american grill's japanese pitched voice recitating Borges
>>53592109
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00xQxEYk0oC
I can't really speak portuguese. Just tried to huehue properly
>>53591619
I give up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11F0khQ3w92
>>53592385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pKI8Po3Fcf
>>53592414
>It's kinda weird when you recognize someone's voice on /int/, greetings pierre
Haha, vocaroo is calling for me t b h, how are you doing ?
>>53592463
That was quite good actually, i expected much worse from an argentinian. Your accent is very subtle
>>53592536
>I tried so haaaaaaaard
>>53591943
you have the cutest voice.
plz marry and start revolution.
>>53592376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mPMp3QIMIs
>>53592642
>Marrying a greek
She's probably autistic, but not stupid
>>53592560
I actually did not expect this.
>eu jogando dota 2
>caio num time br
>eu entendo o que eles tao falando
>vo tentar falar pelo mic e praticar a lingua
>"cala boca gringo lixo"
>>53591369
>for those who wanna give Italian a try
"Con il termine di età regia nella storia di Roma si fa riferimento al periodo precedente l'istituzione della Repubblica, durante il quale Roma fu retta da un sistema monarchico. Nulla di certo si sa su questo periodo, poiché le fonti che ne parlano sono di parecchi secoli successive e hanno un taglio leggendario. "
>>53592552
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SYdUO7HjmH
>>53592830
lel MOBAs e MMOs são os lugares com as piores aglomerações de macacos, mas não se sinta mal pois também já levei muitos cala a boca por causa do meu sotaque
>>53592856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OpUUFbHdGG
>>53592956
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SYdUO7HjmH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xwtHgrz7J9
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OSxb3b7fnl
>>53578282
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NG4LyKahXg
>>53592856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04bJLbsHbOM
>>53593246
new wave mongolian throat singing is the bomb
>>53593243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k5lfRCPALz
>>53593243
now if you were actually that famous internet rat slicing guy I'd be surprised
>>53593243
>>53593246
>>53593243
I have no idea what this is
>>53593439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Aa9PKARMJJ
>>53593246
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eF9jBK9YTv
>>53592856
Let's try some spaghetti
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uDjz8HYUcb
>>53593171
bretty gud
just one thing: hard/soft c's and g's in italian are the other wa round from Spanish
ch is a hard sound, c soft
>>53593439
Didnt mean you I meant >>53593370
I was >>53593513
>>53593518
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hrZ1ibb4QA
>>53591267
Argentina pls help
>>53593654
Help with what m8
>>53593243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZR0tuGVJRZ
>>53592856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cwYQlKl9wG
Sorry if I butchered your language I've never studied/ tried it.
>>53593577
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hndj7ONn2T
>>53592756
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BfEOgWuvk5
>>53592856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LouDYIBsV6
btw both replies were exactly 100 posts apart.
do I win a tax return or something?
>>53593577
oh good because I was going to post something rude as a reply and couldn't get ir right
>>53593696
pls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OGXDeoPTdi
