Does anyone else feel like France and Britain should just get a room and fuck already
>>53569958
>implying we haven't spent the last 1000 years fucking each other over and over
Open a book once in a while, Sven.
>>53570552
Battle of Hastings. best day of my life
The USA are already fucking all of us.
>>53569958
>mfw the greatest love that ever was never got to be
>mfw Wellington was obliged by duty to defeat the man he loved, Napoleon Bonaparte
>Wellington banged Napoleon's mistress just to feel closer to him
>Wellington held Napoleon's sword in his hands and had to fight off the urge to impale himself with it
>Wellington spent hours upon hours alone, staring at a painting of Bonaparte
Two of the greatest men who ever lived, bound by love, separated by duty.
>>53569958
Too busy with Germany desu.
Fucking a Frog?
Absolutely distainful!
>>53572472
*kisses you on the cheek anyway*
>>53569958
Yeah i need a room with Cara
>>53572864
And I need a room with Iris
>>53572472
gr8 b8 m8
>>53570576
That was technically the Duchy of Normandy vs England tbqh, not the Kingdom of France.
>>53572898
lets just make an exchange
>>53573156
And Waterloo was technically 30 K Englishmen, and 120 K other allies against 90K Frenchmen.
>>53573205
Ok
>>53573277
Yes, but the English were the masterminds behind that battle, and the Coalition in general.
Don't fear the lions led by sheep, fear the sheep led by lions.
>>53573409
Hence the logic applies to the French conquest of 1326, with the female wolf (i may be looking for a word here) of France, Isabelle and her lover Mortimer.
The whole expedition was French, financed by Phillipe le Bel, with French leaders, appart from Mortimer, that was a noble Englishman in exile (i.e. an exiled Frenchman in exile in France, history is fun sometimes :^)
They should find a nice field and have a good old fashioned battle.
>>53573156
>That was technically Francofied Vikings reking English hill campers
ftfy
>France
Sorry, GDP's too small, can't get aroused
>>53573550
like this ? :-DDDDD
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Fontenoy#/media/File:Battle-of-Fontenoy.jpg
>>53573515
We call her the "She-Wolf of France" 2bh, and add her to the long list of untrustworthy French historical figures
>>53569958
We already did ages ago. We're now at the marriage, kids and mortgage part of the relationship when we can only fuck maybe once a week under the covers when we're sure the kids are all asleep
>>53573600
>implying you don't feel the huge metal rods on wheels coming in and out of the Chunnel all day every day
Very freudian.
>>53573779
Too small, Pierre. Give me a text if you reach 3 trillion
>>53573904
>sizequeen
>number one broadcast station is BBC
Of course.
No.
>>53574159
Kek
