>You wake up
>Notice everyone else is gone
>Turn on the news
>World War 3
>Every country is launching nukes at each other
>One is headed directly to your location in about 15 minutes
>Fallout shelter is too far away, you'll never make it in time
How do you spend your last moments?
if Aécio won this would never have happened
>>53554923
Jerk off, then pray.
>>53554923
jerking to porn webm
Trying to survive, in panic.
Probably crawl in a fridge
>Wake up
Masturbate
>ctrl-F
>"Laugh maniacally with arms outstretched"
Can't believe nobody has typed this yet.
Also, requesting the picture of the laughing fat boy with arms outstretched and half the body disintegrated in a nuclear blast
>>53554923
Open up a beer, look out the window, and contemplate about the meaning of life...
>How do you spend your last moments?
Find a pack of Heineken, sit back, open a bottle, wait to meet my Creator.
Laugh maniacally for 15 minutes with arms outstretched and giving two middle fingers to the incoming nuke in the sky
>>53554923
Hide under the bed
>>53555128
>Heineken
Utterly disgusting.
Drive to the beach which takes 5 minutes
Spend 10 minutes staring sadly at the waves
Put on my handy hazmat suit and go to the basement where I have everything prepared and closed the two contamination doors
:3
Call a Portuguese anon Alberto Barbosa right before the nuke hits.
>>53555225
It goes down easy, so I think it's okay for me.
>>53554923
Go to my local pre-designated vault-tec underground shelter
>>53554923
>>Fallout shelter is too far away, you'll never make it in time
lose weight you land whale
10 metres isn't far
>>53554957
this
Jacking off to the BLACKED torrent that finished downloading.
>>53556387
>>53554923
Shitposting on /int/
>>53554923
shitpost the countries that have already blown up on /int/
