ITT: We post Balkanized USAs
>Iowa
>Great Lakes
nah
>>53549755
>NYC
>New England
Union of Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont when?
>Pennsylvania, New York, and New Jersey
>In New England
Why won't this meme die, we are our own thing
bretty gud
>>53549755
Maryland Commonwealth? Please add
>>53549755
>cucksadia
>Not being forcibly annexed
>That retarded division of the great plains
Cascadia gets town apart by the Great plains and the Northern territories
>>53549755
CHI
>>53549755
Wham Bam thank you mam.
[spoiler]Also Aussie (you know who you are), before you ask, I'm having trouble finding a gud map of Oceania to balkanize.[/spoiler]
>>53553036
>Florida Independent
>USA still existing
>Cucked Texas
>Cucked California
>That fucking HUGE Cascadia.
>Cucked Quebec.
>Deseret not claiming Arizona, New Mexico, etc.
Shit meme
>>53553190
How is Texas cucked?
>>53552664
Florida has absolutely nothing to do with The South.
>>53553190
>complaining about independent florida
braindead dixiecunt detected
>>53553036
>Acadie
They're less than 10% of the population here. At least use the English spelling Acadia.
>>53553218
Texas isn't getting the clay it deserves, the clay that it had when it was a Republic.
>>53553313
Born and raised in Florida, I know what I'm fucking on about. Despite the spic problem in the south and the faggot problem near UF, Florida is southern as hell. I should know, I only lived there for two decades before moving to Texas.
>>53553365
>my christ-awful irrelevant village in the panhandle had a country music station
>ADVANCE THE FLAG OF DIXIE HURRR DURRR
Stay in fucking Texas with the rest of the Mexcrement, Paco.
>>53553472
What authority are you, then, to challenge the authenticity of Florida's southern-ness?
Also, working at an architect firm in the nice flat and economically growing expanses of Dallas feels good, senpai.
>>53549755
Balkanize?
What the fuck has putting a bunch of random countries there got to do with the balkans?
Why are Americans so fucking stupid. What has Obama done to you? Fucking Westerners are dumb as shit these days.
>>53552664
>giving Grand Isle to NY
>>53553645
woah calm down bro its just a prank dude
>>53553598
A proper Floridan, not a fucking transplant on leave.
>>53553598
>dallas
topkek
Way to downgrade. At least it's not Houston.
>>53553674
Yeah, I made this map a long time ago. It's pretty shit tier. It needs to be fixed all over the place. I encourage you to make edits.
>>53553800
Dallas is one of the nicest, if not the nicest, cities in Texas.
It's a shame it has fuck all to do, though.
What part of Florida you from?
>>53553036
Thank you for actually putting TN where it belongs for once, out of everything in this thread.
>>53553890
central florida
>>53554054
From Jacksonville. You see how you might have different perspective?
What, you from Gainesville, then?
>>53554133
>you from gainesville, then
Well i'm here now for uni now. Originally from Lakeland.
I could probably count the amount of southern accents I've heard in my entire life in this state with one hand.
jacksonville must have more black people than anywhere outside of the panhandle, so no wonder you thought it was typical dixie shit
New England would be a god tier country
>>53554386
Yes it would no god damn fuck southerners or calitards
>>53553695
https://youtu.be/-h5WrWncDZw?t=285
>>53552664
>Giving Cleveland to the Appalachans
I know we're shit, but for Gods sake we're Midwestern!
>>53549755
why canada?
Best map coming through.
