Queen of Brit edition
I'm a eunuch woman ama
>>53509138
literally who
good edition
chebs
>driving or riding automated vehicles anywhere is fucking pussy shit. admitting you're a soft faggot if you dont walk everywhere
>>53509178
>Walking
>America
pick one yankee-doodle
Are you guys commies?
>>53509203
>>53509220
Most of us, pls adopt me if from Texas
>>53509178
this is truth
wearing shoes is also for the weak
>>53509229
2 (Two) days till Dragons Dogma
>>53509263
>He uses his feet at all
real men walk around in a handstand position on their bare knuckles.
>>53509294
real men post chebs
vrooom vrooom
VROOOOM
made a mistake and kissed a girl and now she likes me ugh
why does obi-wan say he was great friends with annakin
AVE MARIA
>>53509343
>chebs
What's that
>>53509381
Titten
>>53509381
Brüste
>>53509381
i got a black skimask
but i dont ski
but i snowboard
dash an mc off piste
>>53509381
rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Who here is ready for our Islamic future?
>>53509471
>>53509454
>>53509499
>american flag
good lad
morning lads. morning nonce.
>>53509499
bizzaro Deutsche
>>53509523
morning pal, here's whats up with the westcountry today
http://www.itv.com/news/2016-01-13/plymouth-man-becomes-first-to-be-banned-for-life-from-riding-a-bike/
did it again lads. microwave pinged with my porridge at the exact same time the kettle boiled. even started the kettle first this time. there's a chance i'm a breakfast god of some sort.
>>53509564
That's an impressive superpower, ngl
>>53509518
Yeehaw Cowboy
Woke up, cold out.
literal weeb commies in /cum/ right now lads. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse
>>53509564
>there's a chance i'm a breakfast god of some sort
very good post
>>53509623
there's yanks posting about spain to english people that harbour no emotional connection with spain or it's peoples, it gets much worse
>>53509597
3 days in a row now t b h
>>53509564
TEACH US BREAKFAST GOD
>>53509665
If you ever start some kind of cult, with disciples and promises of a better breakfast, let me know. I might be interested.
>>53509658
spaniards literally leave dog shit in their house as it keeps bugs attracted to the shti and away from their food
did all the aussies leave for that stupid slav general
http://sleepyti.me
This site is such a load of horseshit
When did you accept Yeezus as your god?
>>53509733
Is it true American citizenship comes with one of these motor scooters?
>CCCP
>CP
>Child Porn
coincidence?
>>53509744
They got rangebanned
>>53509749
Get the Sleep Cycle app for your smartphone
>>53509761
no you have to wait 3 years until you get diabetes and cant afford the healthcare
spaniards have to save toilet paper so their house smells like shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KLns2VsSg4
Brits explain this
>>53509498
It'll be sound because I'm a man desu
>wheres that britkraut? i want to insult america to him and try and elicit a response, that would be top tier bants eh
>I am a fifth generation, protestant british loyalist Canadian https://youtu.be/s30Zm1ATP98?t=58s
>*leaf*
>>53509791
The title is quite descriptive already my oversize friend
That's a spanner m8
>wheres that britkraut? i want to insult america to him and try and elicit a response, that would be top tier bants eh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K239Z8YzWI
Yanks explain this
HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON
HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON
HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON
HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON
HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON
>>53509846
OH CHEERS
>>53509831
kek
>>53509865
chvn
doing a prescription painkillers
>>53509903
Why do 'African Americans' speak in a really strange tone? Almost robotic and tuned to a single pitch sort of thing..
Quite strange.
>>53509903
I'm a 24 year old autistic with no clue what normies like but is this real music or a parody?
>>53509903
FUCKING TUUUUNNNEEEEE
>>53509903
h-hello?
>>53509968
real music
with just less than 50,000,000 (fity MILLION) views on youtube
>>53509289
I pirated it and it's not that good
>>53509957
autotune because they can't sing in key
>his hipster music doesn't even have 1 billion views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
>>53510002
Fucking hell, it's like a literal parody of how Hip Hop seems to people not into it.
why do spaniards delete their posts
might have a go
got a doctor's appointment in half an hour
someone give me a (You) in 20 minutes as a reminder?
>>53509904
>chvn
?
>>53510073
You said:
got a doctors point front in half an hour.
Would you like me to remind you?
>>53510095
choon
>>53510116
uhhh, not you siri
nothing personal but i'd prefer cortana
Can you get addicted to weed?
>>53510144
It's kinda funny that MS made Cortana their siri-ripoff, then 343 turns Cortana into the bad guy planning on exterminating all sentient life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DXHI6lbiEw
tune
>>53510160
Yes
>>53510160
jews say no
>>53510144
Cortana is the best aesthetically.
Google Now is the most useful.
imo
to the morbidly obese fellow who combined the forces of freedom, henchly swollen fatty fingers and extensive autocorrect to post a post:
the one i wanted to stay up there is still there, and his (your) name is robert paulson
>>53510160
421 blaz it
>>53510181
thanks for the spoiler warning
cunt
>>53510196
hey stinky smelly spick
>>53510214
don't worry, the game is literally only 3 hours long. I did you a favor
>>53510231
HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON
>>53510241
>t. jose
>>53509381
Zusammenprall
>>53509903
<3 Thugger
>>53510261
t. Juan
Good morning lads
>>53510275
t. rasheed
>>53510282
Well, good morning.
>>53510302
t.tanawat
Think thailad is losing popularity, 2bh. It's an old gimmick now. You should try moving
>>53510301
How can I be a Rasheed if I'm black?
>>53510282
do i know you cunt? i don't fucken think so, who the fuck are you and why are you saying good morning to me??
only patrician itt comin thru with some chewns, strait muhfuckin FYYAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRX9H76uOqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NZdggNUvq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1okWnMi2nE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPYTWsCMTtA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gul85_cbFf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oodr0RxsHDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r_NlYOaI6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWpFYVe4zaA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBe6fFejsPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvSgLHWR16o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v27TRan1SBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C42hQTRx3xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSyMEW_tN4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-lD9m_YEXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF6jje67lVk
your welcum
>>53510302
To answer your question from yesterday I always get ready as if I am going to be 15 minutes early so I have spare time if I need it for whatever reason, giving me plenty of time to shitpost
I also can go in to work at whatever time I like (though sort of have to go at 9:30 because of daily meetings)
>>53510343
>Cigarettes After Sex
>J Cole
My man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w15oWDh02K4 The most patrician song of all time
>>53510336
*fink*
>>53510336
umm its me, Tom? chill out mate
>>53510326
Amazing
>>53510333
Where should I go?
>>53510345
wew, I'm the same that I can kind of roll in with half an hour to an hour of leeway. However I'm pretty much 'Go' from the moment I get out of bed until I arrive at the office. No time to faff around, if I post, it'll be on the tube en route.
Really annoying when you want to listen to king crimson now, Those fucking cunts took down everything from youtube
>>53510358
The most GOATest track ever.
>>53510343
fucking lel.
>>53510389
>Where should I go?
Nepal
>>53510336
t. ANATJARI
ohhh you make my motor run
Lads, I've not been to the Job Centre for three weeks yet they still gave me my full UC money.
I told my coach I was going to sign off but never did.
Is it benny fraud if I spend it?
>That's right. I, unironically, listen to all my music on YouTube.
>>53510438
but I don't want to go to Nepal.
>>53510377
nice try...
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes wakizashi*
*slices your jugular*
>>53510448
yeah you have to give it back if you got a job or whatever if you keep receiving it for after the date of employment or something
Jun suzuki lmao what a girl.
>>53510456
>I only listen to HQ (High Quality) .flac formatted music.
>I always get it up from the touch of the younger kind
WHAT am I listening to
into the bin
>>53510275
this tbqh
>>53510261
fucking yanks barging in and calling me unassigned spanish names
most of these cunts hate me and most of what i stand for, as i currently blag money of the EU to study abroad and harbour no particular feelings about pakis. I still prefer chatting with them to you, obese twazzock
>>53510497
t. autist
>>53510467
Thought so. Guess I'll call the service centre.
>>53510515
Tell them I said 'Hi'.
Cheers.
>>53510485
Yep, through an amplifier into BeyerDynamic headphones. I am the fedora.
>>53510497
t. jose garcia gomez
>>53510525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw
>>53510533
>>53510507
t. robert paulson
>>53510545
bums 2bh
on the dole now
>>53510529
I'm using an amp and Scarlett 2i2 headphones at the moment, so I'm not sure I can say anything. Other than enjoy your placebo format.
>>53510547
lol choon tho
>not listening to all your music in v0 format through FB2k -> dank headphones
who /turtlebeach/ here
>>53510563
Thighs
>>53510576
>>53510582
>lossy media
>>53510576
you're a gutter pleb in terms of music though, wouldn't expect you to notice fidelity.
>>53510590
child/runt.
>>53510582
>FB2k
My melanin enriched gentleman
>>53510574
You mean foodstamps DaQuorn Tyronius - Jamal?
>>53510603
nah just bought them ages ago to replace my old headset cheaply and they are surprisingly comfy and I'm not really bothered about sound quality since it sounds ok to me
Hey thailad, when you inevitably knock up one of those gook bitches, are you gonna give your kid a proper British name? Or give it a gook name?
>>53510635
yeah and welfare bruh
>>53510602
>>53510603
>I really really notice this minor different because I had my inferior human ears replaced with actual utrasonic™ audio receptors™. I definitely could tell the difference between a normal .mp3 and .flac if you made me listen to one after another.
>>53510648
Would go for a British name, but some Thai names are alright, I like Tao (It means turtle)
>>53510456
so was I supposed to link you guys to the 48 bit 360 kHz vinyl rip wav file?
>>53510666
>but some Thai names are alright, I like Tao
>>53510591
brehs...
black dicks are the most aesthetic
debate me
>>53510691
Yes
>>53510705
Bum
>>53510701
Is it just me? Tao sounds bretty good, as names go.
Off to work AGAIN
bye lads
>>53510724
Have a good one m8
>Half-slope half-white kids
Why do they always turn out so fucking weird?
>>53510724
tragic, have a nice day :P
>>53510711
t. submissive white guy
>>53510723
Should just give your kid a Hebrew name like Gabriel
>>53510724
Good little wagecuck :) chop-chop, my bennies won't pay for themselves! :D
>>53510724
hahahhahahah. sounds fucking terrible
>>53510745
tbf they're usually smart af ime.
also they make up like 99% of celebrities etc. here and would be popular af, so it's a head start
>>53510753
>Hebrew name
>like Gabriel
I uploaded the picture for you x
Recommend me some good Android apps lads
>>53510778
rooted?
Hayden, Kayden, Jayden, Mcfayden, Jr. Mcfayden,
>>53510723
You might as well name him Storm
>>53510778
clover
>>53510798
Yep
>Ah yes, that's right. I DO prefer names like Tao and Bingbangwillawang to Gabriel and John
>Brazilian twink messages me on Interpals
Why does everything have to be reduced to memes?
>>53510778
Funny Hand Dryer
>>53510807
That's something only Californians could do.
>>53510815
Wps Wpa Tester is surprisingly successful at guessing wps pins. (getting you into wifi networks)
You need to install busybox and that, helps to have a linux emulation for verbose too.
>>53510824
>Bingbangwillawang
>naming your child after an australian town
>Why must everything have to be reduced to memes?
>girl: what did you do today?
>me [internally]: wanked over you
>me [externally]: nothing
Watching Star Trek The Next Generation , haven't been to bed yet
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35299597
>Militants oppose polio vaccination, saying it is a Western conspiracy to sterilise Pakistani children.
If only.
>>53510843
Memes run the world son. Table manners are memes. Political opinions are memes. Coca Cola is a meme.
>>53510869
ahhahahahahhahahhahahahahah
>>53510889
13-15
3
|
1
5
>>me [internally]: wanked over you
>>53510812
already got it m8 :^)
>>53510849
cheers
>>53510851
cheers, sounds useful for when I'm out and about with no wifi
>>53510889
why do large pictures always make my chrome shit itself?
>>53510889
I'll take that 37-39
Today's blog post:
I went down to the beach and obtained lots of smiles from girls because I'm attractive young male, of course I'm too beta to actually talk to any of them but it's nice to be appreciated for your superior genetics every once in a while.
>>53510922
Because you're running chrome on your toaster.
>>53510933
alri mate ahahahaha if your name was ben i would call that #BENter (as in 'banter' with an 'e' instead of an 'a' --> 'benter')
>>53510950
but my computer is good, la
>>53510922
>Open picture out of habit
>Remember it's that shitty one of Yank prisoners
>Realise I don't actually want to see it
>It's still opening
>Scroll down to read other posts
>Suddenly it pops open and takes up the whole screen
>mfw
>>53510922
nice botnet hahaha
>>53510962
sure you don't mean BENder hahahahahaha *slaps knee* wow weeee
>He doesn't use a Chromebook
c h e b g a m e o n p o i n t
>>53510987
unironically do this
175 quid for a lappy (at the time, less now)
feels preeettyyyyy, preeetttttyy good
off to bed lads.
just watched episode 4 of star wars for the first time since i was like 10. it was shit, just as I thought it would be.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/god-save-queen-could-scrapped-7155206
What should it be replaced with? I think Jeruselum is a bit gay desu would rather it was something else.
>when your favourite radio podcast hosts are legitimate best mates irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfYR0igRmm4
>>53511024
AND DID THOSE FEEEEET
IN ANCIENT TIMES
shoulda heard this a 6th form leavers assembly
was emosh tbqh
>>53511016
This. Runs so smoothly and boots up in like 5 seconds, weeeew
>>53511031
Sorry to break it to you but Joe Rogan and Redban aren't best mates :s
...awks...
>he doesn't use a desktop PC that he built himself
>Yes, I believe that the national anthem should be changed from God Save The Queen to something a bit more multicutural and modern
>>53511037
AUSSIE HIP HOP mentioned
such a shit accent to rap in imo, it doesn't allow for enough dodgy rhyming
>>53510889
gabrielle is perfect hnng
>>53511064
literally whoooo lol ... the only thing "awks" here is that you didn't even get the pair i was like referencing so umm good bye xx
>>53511037
sounds like shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIygb27fnVw
get this up in ya
>>53511077
>he doesn't drive a car that he built himself
>>53511089
2 numbers off Rabbi, good going
>>53511097
>he drives
>>53511077
>Having aspergers syndrome
>>53511096
>and im the master on the barbie with the steel and tongs
>>53511096
pomcunt
big dick
looks like a log
or something like that, going hard tbqh
>I think building your own computer is akin to Aspergers Syndrome
My grandfather is a chinese mainlander and fucking loves those horrible rhino horn recipes
He has a rhino horn in his cabinet in his house that he has been gradually grating down and drinking with milk every time he has sex with my grandmother. Whenever I visit and the rhino horn is on the table I know they have fucked. The worst part is that I tried to report him to the police and he pinned me down and made me drink some of the rhino milk then made me masturbate while he watched and it was the best masturbation of my fucking life so I think it actually works.
>>53511096
Stop shilling your own music la!
bee tee dubs if we're being (brutally) honest, you probably shouldn't quit your day job hun... no offence though xx
posting my two favourite images, this one goes out to mushroom lad from yday
>>53511137
I'd do well in America if that's the case. It's the opposite here
>>53511037
>>53511096
>you share the same country as Aussie rappers
>akin
>>53511164
*just straight up king hits you then runs away screaming "haha dickhead!!!!!!!!!!!"*
MY TWIN SISTER IS SPAZZING OUT LOL
>>53511112
ree meme
>>53511185
Rasheed
2/2, this one goes out to all those weedleaves out there
>>53511200
Record it and upload it to Youtube or your dubs were all in vain.
what the fuck is wrong with these fucking aussies?
>>53511207
*Chaim Sixmillowitz you mean
>>53511197
>king hit
fuck off... aussie cunt? i've never had to say this b4
>what the fuck is wrong with these fucking aussies?
>>53511223
What are you whinging about now?
>>53511197
*laughs it off cuz I'm not a softcunt and throws a glass bottle at the back of your head*
fuck these lockout laws are successful ay
>>53511240
Can't you read?
posting a chun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgyOli3KmLQ
>>53511216
I don't have a proper microphone and cannot be fucked.
danny?
Liverpool vs Arsenal tonight lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPLh53VqYYk
>>53511284
will the man kick the ball again?
will he kick it with his foot?
got a choon lined up lads
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRQ8iJ0GzsU
>>53511250
*calls up my god brother who is an etch cunt who pushes heavy and he finds out where you are and machetes you lol but it happens in auburn so no one really cares*
>>53511254
I can, I'm just not going through the whole thread. Can you give me the broad strokes?
>Not being a millenial Chromebook user who likes Ladbible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7vm2mwmOhs
>>53511292
>He doesn't like football
Rasheed
>>53511312
yeh you'd like a broad stroke wouldn't you, bender boy.
>>53511284
>9am start
comfy
>>53511284
TLF
>>53511316
DELETE
>not believing Jesus was the son of god
Rasheed
>>53511305
>>53511383
Rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYGqlbL_DLQ
HARJOT SINGH BTFO
>>53511296
*finds out where your god brother lives*
*gathers the cronulla lads*
*we staunch his house when he's alone at night*
*literally beats him within an inch of his life*
*shouts "WE GREW HERE YOU FLEW HERE" as I walk away with bruised and bloody knuckles*
>>53511341
>footy in the morning
football is boring lmao
>>53511420
t. Chaiyyim Goldstein
>>53511420
Are jews good at any sports? You'd think they'd be the best at running.
