Vibrant edition
Aisha
Hello
>>53512451
For him
pakis in
rorkes out
cara
>the people that complain about house prices and the cost of living are the same people that say #refugeeswelcome
>>53512516
best post itt
Can't remember why I started using /brit/ desu.
>>53512507
Blizzard outside right now, lads
>>53512567
ask it when overwatch will be back thanks
>The same people that accuse all refugees of being rapists are the same people that say #NotAllMen
cannot respect any woman who wears excessive makeup 2bh
>I have strong political opinions
>the people who use hashtags to express their opinions are the same people who should all spontaneously combust for being twats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK-okdwv09g
Me latest tune lads
Alain Delon
>>53512598
It is not about accusing everyone, it's about them not being welcome in Europe.
>>53512615
Don't worry sweetheart, we don't even notice you :) x
>>53512628
what a hottie
>>53512638
ugly slag
>>53512661
What was that? Must have been the wind...
Alex Libby 2bh senpai
>>53512646
Watch Plein Soleil
Remember when we wuz empire lads?
>>53512700
WE WUZ SPIFFING COLONIAL OVERLORDS AND SHIET
>>53512598
100% of rapes between strangers in Sweden have been from migrants.
>i post on 4chan regularly, watch anime and have both a 2D and a celeb waifu, but oh boy have i got some news to tell you about pakis
>>53512700
no.
Reading the Financial Times on the tube to work is the best part of my day lads
JFs OUT
Why haven't you taken any migrants into your home?
more libby 2bh, he's my free pass (not gay tho)
>>53512700
No. We didn't in my lifetime anyway. They didn't even teach it in schools
OI MATE WHATCHA DOIN DOWN THERE?
daily reminder that joking about being a liberal/fag/cuckold is precursor to becoming one
>>53512745
fuck off diasperg
>>53512745
>i still unironically save and post pictures of fat men wearing hats on an Eritrean camel trading forum
After all the rapes in Germany, how do you think the host of this feels now?
http://youtu.be/09vqhZV6jt8
JUSTICE FOR JONATHAN IN SWANSEA
>>53512841
>Not Alain Delon
>>53512840
Don't live in Bradford. Which is where they've all been put lmao.
>>53512922
I mean he's hot but Lucky Blue Smith has my heart forever
>I, unironically, call an anime imageboard something zany, wacky, and quirky such as Eritrean Camel Trading Forum
>>53512948
Overrated, Ryan Taylor is a better model
>>53512906
sorry carrahlad, didnt mean to take a cheapshot with the celeb waifu thing, even you know it's autistic tho
Why are English people so ugly? Pale skin, crooked yellow teeth, all the men are balding
>the BBC are trying to justify the immigrant rapes
sick of living in this nanny state, why can't our PM be like hungary's "let's build a wall"
>[Nationality] [niche interest] forum
>>53512918
>"Are you sitting comfortably in your armchair?"
Holy fucking shit that made me mad. Says the guy sitting in his radio seat and lives in a secluded community away from the poor people.
WHEN DID HE GO TO SYRIA? Hypocritical cunt
>>53513005
Why are American people so fat? Man tits, mobility scooters, all the men have diabetes.
>>53513005
Howdy yal
*goes to smile*
*sun reflects on gleaming white teeth setting fire to the ranch again*
God dang it, I bet BARRACK HUSSAIN OBONGO is responsible for this!
any other male model is povvo tier, my wang has been inside the same vagoo as this guy
i count that as a win
>>53513002
I am not the cara poster
But having Cara as a waifu is autistic because she's fugly.
>>53513009
>Building a wall
>Around an island
This is the level of intellect the reactionary anti-immigrant crowd have, lads.
>>53513009
How are they trying to justify it?
>>53512995
>Ryan Taylor
oi fuck off ye
wew lads
>>53513051
>says the 2d spacker
>>53513036
*arrests you for being rude on the internet*
If England gets a national anthem and it's not Land of Hope & Glory I will fucking kick off
>>53513009
>the BBC are trying to justify the immigrant rapes
Don't think you've fully understood whatever it is you're watching.
>>53513054
>walls are not walls next to water
good one lad
>>53512539
How do t3h refugees make house prices/cost of living rise again???
t. Economics pleb
>>53513075
2d is not pig disgusting.
3d is.
>Don't think you've fully understood whatever it is you're watching.
SPICS OUT
>>53513054
And perhaps you could explain why building a wall around an island is not a good idea?
>>53513009
Not so much the BBC. They are simply reluctantly reporting it.
It's the feminists that are weaving their way around it to blame all white men for it
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/feminism/2016/01/after-cologne-we-cant-let-bigots-steal-feminism
>the only country in Europe more bald than the U.K is Germany
top
kek
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3600481.stm
LOL
>>53513054
Sounds like someone has never completed the great wall wonder on Civ 5 on the archipelago map
>>53513121
>more people coming in than houses being made
>demand outweights supply making price go up
>>53513097
can you even imagine how does it feel to be this good looking? fucking hell, more women ogle him and want his dick in a day than a regular guys will experience in a lifetime. id do anything to look like a male model ugh
>>53513121
>What is basic supply and demand
>>53513153
You know baldness is a sign of being high test right?
>>53513091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJXH8XVRQA
We should drop gstq and make it Britain's anthem 2bh
>>53513097
lucky is objectively more good looking though
http://strawpoll.me/6524528
http://strawpoll.me/6524528
http://strawpoll.me/6524528
>>53513167
my personal man crush has a 8 second record of pulling in town. we went out as a group, he saw someone str8 away, they ran up to him and they got back in the same fucking taxi to go to his
JUST
>>53513167
Reportedly, girls were so intimidated by his looks they spaghetti'd whenever he talked to them in school and wouldnt start the conversation first
>>53513194
it's actually not, it's just a sign of hair follicles being sensitive to DHT
>>53513195
MPs are debating it today
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-35296296
>>53513100
BBC = big black cocks
literally their page atm senpai
>>53513158
the man went potty after 9/11
>muh jam
>>53513121
government fills and overpays for cheap housing stock to home brown people
rents go up for everyone else because they can get that much from state
It's not really directly refugees, it's government failure to handle (or even consider) the effects of immigration
>>53513201
I don't think so la
>>53513091
If England gets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ei78rUSGIQ as a national anthem, I am coming over to live with you.
>Every countries anthem sings about the people, the land, the history
>We are stuck singing about how great a monarch is ruling over us like cucks
>Our anthem will never be Jerusalem as it would be seen as racist and xenophobic
Jerusalem is the greatest anthem in the world. Why won't we adopt it? Imagine it bellowing out of Wembley or Twickenham. Fucking glorious
>>53513091
>not I vow to thee my country
What happens after you die, guys?
>>53513149
>Laurie Penny
>>53513056
they're not the lads just a bit thick
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jan/12/police-fatally-shoot-ciara-meyer-12-pennsylvania
>Cop literally called Clarke Steele
>Shoots and kills a 12-year-old kid
How American
>national anthem based in a single, unpopular religion
That's a civil war waiting to happen, one the rabid Christians would lose.
hey guys, English expat living in the U.S here. Naturally as I am an Englishmen over the age of 16 my head is devoid of any hair, I'm 172 cm tall and my penis is 12 cm. Why was I cursed with these pathetic island monkey genes? Which method of suicide is the least painful?
![Glenn-Hoddle-014[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MdtTI8g.jpg "Glenn-Hoddle-014[1].jpg")
>>53513265
you are reincarnated
http://strawpoll.me/6524544
http://strawpoll.me/6524544
http://strawpoll.me/6524544
ANTHEM EDITION
>>53513265
i usually throw my pad at the ground
>>53513248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=041nXAAn714
God Save The Bloody Queen
>>53513158
>he finally understands a truth every normal person grasps at around puberty, at 74
>>53513248
>united kingdom
>don't sing about the monarch!!
fuck off corbyn
>>53513303
Just come and live here lad, you sound peng ;^)
>>53513303
>expat
ERM NO sweetheart, you're a migrant. Even worse maybe an economic migrant.
scum
>>53513289
That's unfortunate but it's not the copper's fault tbf
>>53513217
>yank national bird is a bald eagle
Fucking kek even your wildlife has beta genetics
>I Vow to Thee My Country
>0 (zero) votes
>>53513373
you are the baldest country in Europe besides Germany, cucks
>>53513373
>>53513328
fuck off lad, we're england. god save the queen is for the UK. should be land of hope and glory for england t b h. better song and more relevant
>>53513393
Vote for it then you sausage
>>53513149
is laurie penny possibly the worst human to have ever lived
>>53513185
Our new houses look like dog shit though.
Fell asleep during the night writing my 50 word essay, didn't get to finish it
I'm fucked today
>>53513414
lmao no thanks already voted for the superior Land of Hope and Glory
>two polls about picking the national anthem
>Rule Britannia not on either of them
>>53513149
I don't understand this thinking at all
She seems to be equating a vague oppression of women by 'the patriarchy' to mass sexual violence
There is a difference between people calling you names on twitter and physical assault.
Walk into the club like whatup I got a big cock
>>53513482
proof?????
>>53513482
ah I'm just pumped up on some minoxidil I got from the chemist
call me on cell phone
>>53513158
hahahaha
>>53513472
not to her
yanks out
>>53513466
>national anthem of ENGLAND
>rule Britannia
Fuck off pleb
not particularly against the monarchy, but why the fuck does the song have to be so boring. it has no soul
post actually good national anthems, i'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeBYqL8nuSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1q9Ntcr5g
they all have a (ironically) regal quality that ours just lacks for some reason.
>>53513522
he's already the tallest, what is he doing
>>53513533
>National Anthem of USSR
I see you played Call of Duty 4 as well
fuck off spic
Dear Brits,
I just watched the shittiest movie I've seen in 2 years. It was made in the UK. It was so bad that it wasn't even funny to watch, unlike some bad movies that are so bad that they're good.
Best regards,
Fuck you
![220px-Javier_Martinez_enhanced[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XB9S8RA.jpg "220px-Javier_Martinez_enhanced[1].jpg")
>>53513561
we have won the battle, but not the war comrade.
>>53513592
what even happened to him
is he injured or just pep ruined him
>>53513587
What was it called Genghis?
>>53513587
Essex boys 2?
>>53513554
In some weird instinctual fear of being detected as the beta male next to trump, he puffed himself up like a peacock.
>>53513604
on his way to liverpool I heard
>>53513561
i actually started on codwaw, does this feature in 4? i just love them commiefeels tbqh. there's some like propaganda video somewhere of massive machines and real men working the steel works, makes me well up a little bit. will find + post
fuck off spics
>>53513489
check ur sc
>>53513622
If you played the Spetnaz on MP, it played the USSR theme if you won I think.
>>53513489
BIG
>my country is getting buttfucked by muslims
*vapes*
commie music best music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJsVwDiN68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjINuMEuSKA
>>53513650
WoAH
>>53513587
Name bruv
>tfw seeing one of your best friends fall deeper into the SJW religion
>she thinks national anthems are racist
Anyone else have a close friend gradually turn into a SJW? It's heartbreaking.
We can never have a normal conversation about anything. We could talk about fucking crisps and she'd find a way to get triggered and complain about rape and patriarchy and white privilege
>go to game to get a refund
>lad behind the counter is a bit of a nob and won't give me a refund
>start getting made and raise my voice
>the manager walks out of the back and tells me to be quiet before he calls security
>suddenly feel brave and tell him he's a twat
>the manager grips me and lifts me off my feet and throws me into the back
>he doesn't call security and let's me go with a warning after I suck him off a few times
Fuck sake lads. Never buying owt from there again.
>>53513678
WoAH x2
>>53513587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU
>commie music best music
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI
also some australian lad keeps using a racial slur directed at my presumed nationality - just letting him know i'm seeing the posts and will remain here until janny deems me unfit for purpose
>>53513668
ahh most excellent, would love to play that game again tbqh, i'm stuck with pokemon emulators out here
>>53513688
>>>/twitter/
>>53513202
>no I vow to thee
end yourself enrique
>>53513701
rape her desu
she gets to play victim with her friends
you get pussy
>>53513701
I was actually just thinking about this earlier listening to LBC
Despite a bloke in Durham getting cleared with rape, a girl rang in and said "We do not know that it wasn't rape, just because she consented" and shit like that, made me wish I had a sjw mate to banter with
>>53513701
Kind of. One of my friends hates
1) America
2) The Romans
3) Any Major European power
Literally says shit like "Ooh Romans were dirty freaks who would've been rekt by the Indians or Chinese!".
>>53513741
>I vow to thee
literally the only choice
>>53513755
You can't banter with an SJW, they see it as non-consensual. Banter is rape, mate.
>>53513731
You got me.
But they really do know how to get you inspired more than GAWD SAVE OUR QUEEN. Even if I don't understand the lyrics.
>>53513741
literally no one is voting for, asking for, even considering this as an option except for you mate
my ummah dawn has appeared, the national anthem of the islamic state, got more interest than your shitty fucking suggestion of a national anthem (it's not a national anthem if no one knows the tune, then it's just a song about england maybe)
doing a weee
>>53513762
do they post on /his/?
>>53513701
she's clearly pleading for some dick
why don't you literal faggots understand this about women
feminism is a cry for penis
PMQs today?
>>53513701
Girls are notorious idiots when it comes to politics, too much compassion to make sense of anything.
>>53513796
i need that le smug man copypasta and i'm gonna make a really nice one for corbyn where he clicks every link
When is Question Time back on?
>>53513815
No, they browse Tumblr. Not 4chan.
Reminder to never marry.
>>53513821
>expecting women to make sense of anything in the first place
you faggots just don't get it
did your fathers just never teach you what women are
Haven't changed my underwear In about 3 months ha
Gf wants us to go to Cologne, despite all the shit that has just happened, because she was there in like 2005 and liked it
I want to go to Copenhagen
Which is better lads?
>>53513821
true
>>53513833
Reminder that if you one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
>london
>>53513809
oh mate literally end your pathetic life
Jerusalem is SHIT
>>53513883
copenhagen
by
a
mile
>>53513864
Does she get his crisps fortune?
>>53513864
all went downhill when he decided to grow that meme beard
Was he tough enough?
>Elliot was a normie
>>53513883
D A N M A R K
A
N
M
A
R
K
>>53513894
fuck off billionaire
pretty jealous of that view though, all I have is fields and trees :(
>>53513883
copenhagen
germany is a meme country
http://strawpoll.me/6524628
http://strawpoll.me/6524628
http://strawpoll.me/6524628
http://strawpoll.me/6524628
>>53513927
hell no
>>53513894
I would tbqh with you, although it would have to be very close to central London.
>>53513927
He would have lead a more cohesive party than Jezza, at least.
Might make macaroni n cheese
How is it fair that a woman gets half of a mans money when they divorce? She didn't earn it. It's not hers.
It implies that she is too stupid to be able to support herself. Feminists should be against this.
>>53513927
yes
>>53513927
>>53513960
Can we put aside the rhetoric for one moment please.
>>53513972
Fuck off yank
>tfw finally realized I have a moderate lisp on my S's
just end it lads
every time i hear mySSSelf SSSpeak its almost like a SSSnake
SSSeriously, thiSSS really SSSucks
hate this essex/east-londoner accent
doing a VBP (very big poo)
>>53513954
>girls allowed
Not /brit/'s slogan really is it?
>>53513954
>No My Ummah Dawn has Appeared
Shit poll
>Iran’s Revolutionary Guards say 10 sailors who were detained on Tuesday have been released after US apologised
>>53513979
going through a divorce at the moment. totally happy to give her half my money tbph, i don't want to think about her struggling financially. going to help her out for as long as she needs it. she's the nicest person i ever met.
>>53513158
Complete bullshit.
Muslim "street preachers" specifically look for Christians to convert, because Islam has much more in common with Christianity than other major religious affiliations.
>>53514015
>realized
fuck off yank
>>53514034
why are you getting divorced?
>>53514024
sound of the underground is the english translation
>>53514034
Giving her son any money whilst you're at it?
>>53514074
It's meant to be in Arabic. Nasheeds in anything other than Arabic are haram. You should know this.
>>53514015
lol ethics
>>53514026
>>53514068
don't feel the way i used to. wish i did but she's like a sister these days.
>>53514085
we don't have children but well memed lad
>>53514015
>realize
>sucks
Off you pop.
>>53514047
>tfw spent most of my youth on the net and now have to conciously stop myself from using americanised spellings at complete random
coffee's for closers only
>>53513979
Because when the laws were constructed it was assumed that the man was leaving the woman and not the other way around
Fuck this politics shit
This is more important
http://strawpoll.me/6524647
http://strawpoll.me/6524647
http://strawpoll.me/6524647
Gentle reminder that if you one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I open every single one of them. Youtube, BBC, New Statesman, Guardian, vocaroo, everything; I do not fail to click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting patiently waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link is completely and entirely appreciated by me because I always, unfailingly, open links ITT.
didn't work out that well 2bh, there was less shit to change than i thought, feels wrong adding new things
>Waitrose
FUCK OFF BILLIONAIRES
FUCK YOUR OSTRICH EGG "ESSENTIALS"
ALDI Meisterrasse
>>53514128
you haven't given us any criteria to go on you cretin`
>>53514160
Never met a Spaniard with better than basic English, what is going on here?
>>53514166
Don't fucking start or I'll take you outside and leather you.
>>53514166
best
>>53514162
Do love my Waitrose essential Scottish smoked salmon desu
>>53514128
>no meme option
absolute FUCKING waste
Liverpool, Cumbria or Northumbria uni
desu senpai
a'right
>>53514191
He's a brit abroad with shit opinions who won't fuck off
what the fuck are they doing
>>53514218
good post
D E S I G N A T E D
>>53513922
>meme beard
What do you mean?
>>53514234
explain my shit opinions 2bh (hard mode: don't say anything unsourced)
or block me? very easy to block flags and it's not as if many other spanish flags post here
14 stone in a day
14 stone in ONE DAY
I fucked Holly Willhoughby before she was famous
AMA
>>53514257
Thanks, it's OC
I'm not like you reddit grabbers
![3020275B00000578-3396519-image-a-12_1452679531380[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VtSoFR9.jpg "3020275B00000578-3396519-image-a-12_1452679531380[1].jpg")
>>53514274
this
>>53514287
What did her hair smell like?
>>53514294
>>53514286
ONE
>>53514312
She used some coconut thing. Dont know what product she used
>>53514309
>Time to sell some crisps waheey!
>>53514128
>aldi/lidl for choccies and gummies
>Sainsburys/Asda/Tesco for weekly shopping
>waitrose for pastries; once in a blue moon cuz its fucking expensive
>marks and spencers once in a blue moon for crisps and other weird store-branded flavours of things you dont really see elsewhere
>>>>>shopping at mumsland
>>>>>shopping at poor-op
>>53514197
how much
>>53514329
Proofs?
>>53514249
getting it up a mountain probably for some hella sick red bull xgames event
>>53514336
Co op has the best meal deals.
>>53513954
>Allowed
it was aloud you utter pleb
>Only go to Waitrose for their wide variety of beers
i'm on 40k a year and i have to use a food bank, it's disgraceful
http://strawpoll.me/6524682/
http://strawpoll.me/6524682/
important poll about my future lads
>>53514309
How is it a meme though?
>>53513149
She's basically saying that all western white men are as bad as muslims for sexual violence, which is a fucking ridiculous and frankly offensive point of view.
Also in 21st century Europe this >muh patriarchy conspiracy argument is beyond paranoid considering how in the modern western world women have more legal rights than men. You won't hear us complain about it though since we actually care about and want to protect our women.
If she wrote this article anywhere in the muslim world she would probably end up getting raped to death by the local police on the orders of the government and she has the fucking nerve to whinge about how she is being 'oppressed' by the evil white man.
>>53514338
£6 but it last me ages. It's almost half a fish.
>>53514454
it's crap
