"When Canada sends its geese, they're not sending their best. They're sending geese that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing shit. They're bringing honks. They're aggressive. And some, I assume, taste good.
REMOVE THE GOOSE
>>53502839
Why are they called Canadian goose when they live in the US?
>>53502839
>it's been warm enough that they haven't migrated south
HAHAHA very funny nature, now send them away!
Do us a favor and kill those fuckers the next time they visit.
You're the guys with all the guns right?
>>53503301
Or start sending your best.
Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UzRVKzuCkg
America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OStX_wrWGg
>>53503301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c1fs7N-CcQ
>>53503335
At the first video my first reaction was "I've never. NEVER. Seen them this friendly before"
Then I saw the second video and laughed so hard I started to cry.
Thanks for the laugh dude.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_goose
Under "relationship with humans" and "aircraft strikes"
>Canada geese can cause fatal crashes when they strike an aircraft's engine. In 1995, a U.S. Air Force E-3 Sentry aircraft at Elmendorf AFB, Alaska, struck a flock of Canada geese on takeoff, losing power in both port side engines. It crashed 2 mi (3.2 km) from the runway, killing all 24 crew members.
These guys are fucking viscous. And we thought Emus in Australia were a problem.
what the fuck are these vicious animals
>>53502971
They live in both countries and are migratory birds.
>>53503335
the first goose clearly is a pet, no way they will let you touch them without fighting
