Trixie Edition
are trixie
Got some pussy down the shop
>>53463108
>>53463146
who'[s this jism prism
>>53463161
They call her Trixie
>>53463159
tastes foul
>>53463175
Bender
>>53463168
hmm actually no she's too peculiar looking
God save our janny
>>53463108
looks a bit crazy
>>53463199
She is a beautiful pixie or elf
>>53463163
>>53463163
>>53463163
>>53463163
I-is this picture real?? UK what happened to your beautiful country :/
>>53463226
the same thing that happened to every 1st world country
what cave have you been living in
Never really liked Bowie tbph
Need a Horne gf
>>53463219
short hair a shit.
it never looks good on white girls IMO
>>53463226
>b-bls resbond
thats just sad anon
>>53463258
deltet his
>>53463163
>>53463226
Multi Kulti
>>53463250
what are those things? are they ""pakis""
Which side does /brit/ agree with more?
>>53463258
It looks the best on white girls desu
>>53463258
Nah mate, I've crushed on a chick who had a shaved head.
when f.lux hits your eyes like a big pizza """pie"""
it's a morning
>>53463316
usa is famous for its clique and bullying that leads to mass shootings though
doing a work post
just sent through my janitor application. My pledge is that I'll only delete yank posts on /brit/ and by gum, I'll do it for fucking free.
watching a show on hampton court
henry 8 was truly the meme king
>>53463368
Bantering shouldn't end in loss of life.
>>53463383
Imagine inventing a religion just so you could get a divorce - what an absolute ledge
>>53463379
aussies are more obsessed with yanks posting on here than brits are desu
RIP
Ich Bin Dein Gummibär
skeet skurp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2safGftL1iU
>>53463379
why would anyone do such a thing?
>>53463421
some people in Russia went to the British embassy with flowers, candles and stuff, kinda odd desu
>>53463383
I grew up opposite there, as a little kid i used to have free rein of some of it as my nan worked there.
>tfw depressed
>>53463463
Because yanks are the bane of /brit/s existence
great argument against race mxing
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/40j1lu/my_favourite_teachers_24_year_old_daughter_was/
Frenchies btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-VWbV6TJxU
>>53463319
>>53463323
>>53463276
>I stop not liking what I like.
No !
>into le trash.
Go long or go home.
>>53463466
sleep until you feel better mate
what are slags like
>>53463465
did you see wolsey's rape closet?
think he was a bender if i'm honest
>>53463466
have you attempted smiling more :^)
>>53463523
I cant honestly remember much really, I would meet posh old ladies with grace and favour apartments, get biscuits, run around a bit, go in the maze, look at interesting things, talk to the coppers on the gate, that kind of thing.
>>53463379
great post
There is a shifty looking Rasheed on my bus
>sweatingpepe.jpg
>>53463466
Wahh I'm white and in a first world country
I'm so sad and lonely wahh
>>53463491
>>53463566
>using public transport
>Absolutely_disgusting.jpg
>>53463568
why does no one take male suicide seriously :(
t. suicide victim
>>53463566
I'm not shifty I have piles mate, its uncomfortable.
Can someone on /brit/ please help me with my dry penis?
>>53463498
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fuck off 'greek mutt'
>>53463257
>that episode where she's at one eyed Jack's and she's wearing all that lingerie
hhnnnnnnnnggggg
>>53463591
Lob some vaseline on mate
Pretty good tbhimo
>>53463584
Fuck off Dad
>>53463591
Dip it in my bumhole
>>53463591
Drink more water and do more exercise
>>53463606
Very good post
>>53463628
Are you a girl?
>>53463614
>8000 operations on hold due to strikes
Fuck em
>>53463645
I can be whatever you want me to be.
>modern politics
Into the rubbish bin it goes
>>53463254
rasheed
>>53463651
but are you a girl tho?
>>53463614
fucking entitled cunts
They took my foreskin from me when I was a just a little baby. Fucking cowards.
I'd like to see them take it now that I'm a fully grown adult.
Is there a funnier comedian than Bill Burr?
Can women abuse men lads?
>>53463677
No I'm just not bent
anyone want some foreskins
>>53463722
DUDE BOSTON LMAO
>>53463498
>Go long or go home
fuck off yank
TIL Edgar Allen Poe wrote a story about 4 crewman who are lost at sea and turned to eating the cabin boy named Richard Parker, 46 years later, an English Yacht sank and the remaining 4 survivors in a life boat turned to eating the Cabin Boy after he fell ill, also named Richard Parker )
>>53463744
Yes please, mines gone missing!
>>53463729
Everyone is a bit bent
>>53463722
joe rogan
>>53463466
I know how you feel anon, even escapism doesnt help anymore
>>53463770
Mainly you though
>>53463771
Joe Rogan is more of a cultural commentator than a comedian
Why do brits say aluminum all gay?
"Aloominnie-um"
>>53463751
>TIL
Salutations Reddit!
>>53463779
I have a gf, but yes I am slightly bi
>>53463768
alright ill send a box over
which marina should i address it to
>>53463793
al-yuh-min-yum
since it's spelled aluminium and not alooominerrrrmmmm
Vegans BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i15OPuFvmA
>>53463793
Because it's spelt aluminium, so it's said aluminium
>>53463799
Just being British is the most reddit thing you can do.
>>53463680
>work more hours for less pay
What idiot wouldn't?! Agreed! Entitled student runts.
getting my 1950's archaeology student gf delivered tomorrow
yanks out
>>53463793
Because it's the correct way to say it
>>53463793
>a- LOO- min-um
>>53463821
>coming from a Canadian
>>53463722
working today? I think only doug stanhope
Look. I just want a remedy for my dry penis.
>>53463821
>canacucks
>>53463771
I love the fuck out of his podcast but his comedy never did it for me
>>53463870
down voted. no one fucking cares fuck off
>>53463818
Fucking cracker of an ad, had me pissing myself tbqh
where can i find them lewd images of anime girls lads
>>53463904
crikey mate cracking banter there wanna put a wallaby on the barbie with the dingo?
>>53463916
nonces out
>>53463916
gelbooru
danbooru
sankaku complex
>>53463904
I'm heartbroken that you would even say that.
Mum told me she was going to wake me up at 8 last night
Woke up this morning having a super vivid It Follows esque dream, dead people appearing randomly, super scary the dreams sound was really affecting as well.
checked the time as soon as i woke, 08:00
is my mum a witch? wouldn't surprise me desu
>>53463881
The podcasts with Joey Diaz are funny af
>>53463929
gracias
>>53463920
i'll throw my hat into that ring
>>53463945
Yes, also.. You're a wizard, Harry.
YOU HAD A CHANCE TO GET AROUND THE NEGOTIATING TABLE JEREMY
>>53463941
nice all use it for ma profile pic
>>53463945
burn her
>>53463945
i put a spell on you!
>>53463867
DUDE MISERY LMAO
yanks out
>>53463948
yeah. he can get deep too, there's one where he talks about family members dying and it's actually pretty profound
>>53463979
>ma
fuck off yank
Poor white boys
>>53463979
Profile for what
Just went over to /cumg/ and seen they have just the absolute shittest patter.
Literally homos all round
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35290760
I WONDER WHICH RELIGON OF PEACE COULD BE BEHIND THIS
They're blowing up the Turks now
>>53464019
THIS IS RACISM
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION NOW
>>53464019
and now they've moved the exam time to ramadan
t
>>53463977
at a time when negotiations are still going on both sides have acted in a reckless and provocative manner
>>53464026
wonder how sheikh erdogan will deal with this
>>53464025
why do you think there are so many yanks in /brit/
>>53464026
russian false flag
Just saw a half Indian girl on the bus, her face was qt as fuck and she was wearing a long beige jacket with fucking hot pants underneath, hhnnnnnggg
>>53464019
>the category with the worst life oppurtunities does the worst
hmm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35244923
>>53463463
that's really nice
i'm sad
>>53464091
Cheeki breekis blew up their own plane too as a false flag
>>53464129
kek, /int/ the image
>wake up
>remember david bowie is dead
>>53464157
pretty good alberto barbosa likeness
>>53464129
Why do they have to shove their shit into everything? Just do the nativity play like normal ffs
"Without the right to withdraw you labour you are nothing but a wage slave"
t. professional quote maker
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/12093935/Police-in-Sweden-accused-of-hushing-up-asylum-seeker-assaults-at-festival.html
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>53464194
t. racist UKIP voter
>>53464204
Rasheed
>>53464164
>Look up here, I’m in heaven
my eyes are hurting
>>53464204
t. cucked rape enabler
>>53464199
Why do they keep doing it? Will they get sanctioned if they allow people to be angry at asylum seekers?
>>53464323
because everything in their minds isn't what has happened, but what anti-immigration people will do with it.
there was that quote after the cologne rape spree about how far right groups on internet chatrooms spreading anti-immigration ideas were as bad as the guys who raped the girls.
>>53464323
The politicians would rather their young were all raped and victimised rather than admit they were wrong and their policies aren't working.
>>53464355
Anti-Immigration supporters might be mean to refugees. Let's protect their feelings by covering up their rape and sexual assualt on the original inhabitants!
who /faith/ here?
Willow fags go home
>>53464243
Bad news for you, druggie pooftas aren't allowed into heaven.
>>53464404
>>53464243
bad news for both of you, heaven isn't real
>>53464239
ahah that dance
just had a wank to 3d images
>heaven isn't real
>bad news for both of you, heaven isn't real
i'm predicting that >>53464499 will be a really great post lads
havin a wank
>>53464505
>being THIS racist
>>53464468
>>53464500
one off FUCKING YANKS
REEEEEEEEEE
did Corbz accept to debate Farage?
>>53464513
>Union flag is racist
???
>>53464518
why would the future prime minister waste his time debating a single-issue meme candidate?
>>53464552
>future prime minister
>>53464543
>I have to share my country with neo nazis like this guy
bad feel lads
>>53464552
because he'd look like a scared, senile old cry baby demagogue
>>53464543
Love this pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ei4PF5r4a0
how do I miss him
>>53464595
I know, but how would corbyn come across?
>>53464574
>I get triggered by the best flag of all time
Rasheed
>>53464612
ah the ol switcheroo! haha! comedic gold my politcal friend! haha hoooooo woweeeee *slaps knee* hahahooooooooohohoho deary me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43QJHjDNV58
WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE
>>53464647
were you posting yesterday because I rather enjoy this gimmick
>>53464651
heres my impression of fitzthistlewits
*doesnt make a video for years*
>>53464656
idk yeah i was exhaling cigar smoke yesterday though if thats what you mean
I have a question lads
Are you meant to pronounce crepe like ape or crep, as in shoes?
Finally got all the anime I need. Going out to eat some good food now desu lads.
>>53464689
its the same as creep
>>53464679
in his AMA he's said he stopped because his character hot stale and he'd rather not rehash the same old jokes and see his quality decline
but it's still TOO FEW VIDEOS GOD DAMN IT
>>53463108
is there a proper term for that pin watch thing she is wearing?
this "greentexting someone elses post" meme is a bit overused
>>53464722
pocket watch, no?
it's just not put in a pocket in that pic
>>53464702
i find that hard to believe
>>53464721
Fuck off reddit
>>53464721
makes sense I guess, better to have a small output that's high quality
his chess one is my favourite
>I don't support the junior doctors
Why is one of David Bowies pupils super dilated and the other is really small?
>>53464765
you're a sharp one
personally I say crape but i have no idea if it's right or not
why do savage languages need accents on letters anyway
>this "greentexting someone elses post" meme is a bit overused
>Only 15,000 signatures for something that's actually important and non meme.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/107864
>>53464766
willing to bet my middle nut more than half of this moronic general browses reddit
>>53464771
and junior doctors don't support their patients.
>>53464784
he got punched in the eye when he was younger and it never returned to normal
>this "greentexting someone elses post" meme is a bit overused
>>53463175
Indeed
>>53464813
I do too haha just wanted to tell you to fuck off..... fuck off
Only Rasheeds don't support the greatest British institution left, the NHS.
>It's a public workers demand even fatter paychecks protest
>>53464882
>Not the Monarchy
Hello Corbyn!
>>53464882
I'm sure even rasheeds would support it
Only people who don't are millionaire nonces
I do support the junior doctors but i find it pretty disgusting that the nurses get shafted even harder and no one says anything
>>53464818
Junior Doctors already support their patients but might be doing it for more hours and less pay. Which is why they're striking.
>>53464956
>Oh yeah, we totally support you and don't want you to die
>What's that? Your life-saving surgery is scheduled for next Tuesday? Unlucky, that's when I'm refusing to do my job because I want more money.
>>53464916
A monarchy is neither an institution or explicitly british.
>>53464956
they've been offered a higher base pay lad... over time is going down by 25%. only something like 5% of doctors will see their wages fall.
>>53464934
they should put footballers' wages into the pockets of our hard working nurses and soldiers, but of course the bankers and the bonuses don't want that to happen
>>53464987
the monarchy is an institution of the government you twat
>>53464916
I do remember that one time the Queen stitched me up. She took 36m from the taxpayers!
t. comedian
>>53465045
your mum certainly enjoys the institution of my penis
>>53465085
TERRIFIC BANTER LADS
well I guess it's nice you're all talking about politics but- *gets interrupted*
>>53464981
Yup doctors aren't people, they should work for nothing, 24/7 because they only exist to serve the great british public.
>>53465085
FANTASTIC
>>53464981
Essential surgeries aren't being cancelled you cretin. Actually read what is going on.
>>53464793
I walked straight into that one didnt I
>>53465108
>they should work for nothing
Blatant exaggeration
They knew the kind of work they were getting into when they spent all those years at university training for it
>politics
absolutely disgusting
what happened to crisps & slags discussion
Based Nige
https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/686833575614873600
>>53465108
I've never needed a doctor
I look after myself
They are a waste of money and should be sacked
>>53465135
oi
lad
do you like "crisps"?
having a royal rumble
>>53465108
>they should work for nothing, 24/7
>basic salary of 22k in the first year, plus over time.
>rises to 28k even with no increase in responsibility
>working time limited to 48 hours a week
get a load of this guy
>>53465135
>crisps and slags
Sorry, since the normie takeover instead of crisps and slags it's been MDMA and Tinder.
>>53465147
theyre alright
dont eat them as much as I used to because i'm losing weight
what say you re: crisps
>>53465177
no i dont like them myself
what do you think of this picture I have?
>It's a public workers who are already one of the most highly paid groups of people in the country demand more tax payer money protest.
Fuck off. GPs make like double the national average wage.
>>53465136
NIGE MENTIONED
These joist joist joist j list ads are an utter pis stake and I think they are rubbishy and should be removed because I am not a nonce and I don't want people labouring under any delusions that I am in fact a nonce if they happen to see me perusing the chin the chin chin the chin the Cohen the chin the ducking fucking chon,,, in public which I am won't to do if the opportunity presents itself in times such as now where I e got nowt to do
>>53465017
>up to 30% cut in pay
>definitely going to be paid less if you work "social hours"
>payment protection only lasts until 2019
>>53465202
that is a good looking woman and if the opportunity were to arise I would probably engage her in sexual intercourse.
>>53465175
>Doctors are literally complaining about making 28k 1 year into their career
Wow all sympathy gone
>>53465175
I get paid more and I never went to uni
>doctor poors
>>53465233
stressful work tho innit
>>53465175
Spoken like a neet.
>>53465247
That they chose to do
>>53465220
*spits out spoiled milk* Jethus Chritht I didnt athk for THHHAT much informashin!!!!!!!!!!!
I think we should give the bankers the bonuses to the doctors.
>>53465257
well what the fuck else were they going to do when they'd already gotten their medical degree and it was too late to go back on it?
>>53465203
GP's aren't junior doctors you idiot.
>Spend billions on EU, foreign aid and rasheeds
>Have to make cuts elsewhere
Do you want your diversity or not?
>>53465218
>30% cut in pay
no, there's an increase in the basic rate. a cut in overtime pay, which is something like 25%. you're literally pulling 30% out of your arse.
>>53465248
>t.medicine student
>>53465247
this, I could never work as a doctor the stress from all the responsibility and having to work with disgusting sick bastards would kill me
>it's a '/brit/ posts uneducated opinions about political issues' episode
i just want to shitpost in peace
*sips schooner* you ask me... theres on think I hate more than those BLOODY bankers *hits fist on table* is their BLOODY bonuses! *pub dwellers all yell hear hear!*
might have a go
If doctors truly got into their careers to help people they would be happy with their 28k
Sounds like they just did it to earn money.
>>53465272
Think about that before getting a medical degree
Anyone thick enough to spend that long getting a degree without knowing how stressful the resulting job would be does not deserve to be a doctor
>>53465344
genuine 10/10 gimmick
>>53465353
>people got into a career to earn money
well, not shit
>tfw you hide your money in the back garden so the b̶a̶n̶k̶e̶r̶s̶ wankers can't get it.
