>be Canadian
>buy baby walker
>police kick my door in and arrest me
YOU CANT
MAKE THIS
SHIT UP
>permanantly damaging your child and impairing his motor skill development
is this why so many americans walk like mongoloids
>>53452559
>CANADIANS ARE AFRAID OF THIS
>>53452638
no one is afraid they just ruin your baby's legs
meanwhile you are legitamately afraid of these
>>53452638
>amerinokinderegg
unfathomable
>>53452708
CLOSE YOUR EYES, ANOTHER BABY WALKER HAS ENTERED THE TREAD!
>THIS TRIGGERS THE CANADIAN
>>53452800
you just reek of desperation at this point, did the chocolate egg strike a nerve
Boss, this mission comes from the Canadian Armed Forces. The PF in the abandoned village has been supplied with BABYWALKER Gears. Your job is to eliminate them all. Destroy them, extract them - whatever you see fit. This just might get us closer to the BABYWALKER Gear supplier, China. Good luck, Boss!
>>53453200
Lmao
>>53452708
>legs
For what purpose?
>>53453515
Amerifats use baby walkers to prepare for adult life
>>53453200
Topkek
>>53453647
>Parents should know that walker use typically delays motor development – and that it delays mental development even more. Beyond this, walker use is dangerous.
http://consults.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/22/the-dangers-of-baby-walkers/
It's all starting to take sense now.
>>53453736
*make
>>53453736
That bunda is the only thing that makes sense itt.
