Karen edition
need someone to massage my cock
anime
the janny
>>53410411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VKQ4qlZqm8
IM A BROKEN MAN ON HALIFAX PIER
>What's the story here?
It's Trabsponzor's unofficial mascot
Baba something
Makise
>tfw girl I'm chatting with offers to sell me nudes
>she sends me a teaser image
>I reverse image serch it and get my hopes crushed
wat do I do lads? buy them anyway? I really like this girl
sigh
>the janny
>>53410454
Noooooooooooooooooooooo.
>>53410454
if she wants you to BUY them from her she's only talking to you to make that pesto. Sorry anon but you need to drop that bird
How old are you all? 22 here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQDONb8bnJ0
>>>/wsg/899001
check my duplicate post number
>>53410499
Only turned 18 a week ago tbqh famalam
>>53410499
20
never made a single worthwhile accomplishment in my life except getting the second best javelin thrower in Norn Iron at my age group. Ancestors must have been Picts.
>>53410499
23 in 3 days
listening to the cure
>>53410499
19 in a little under a month
ugh you're all so young
At least I got dubs.
>>53410499
age is but an arbitrary number determined by the earths orbit around the sun
through maturity is measured by how much you have lived, truly lived mon ami
>>53410578
old and single :(
>listening to the cure
Ask someone who has correctly interpreted reality anything.
>why aren't you posting this on /sci/?
Because /sci/ hates it when you demonstrate their ignorance to them. Not worth the ban that it would cost.
>>53410588
t. old man
>>53410588
Been told I have the mental age of an old man. My friends call me grandad.
>>53410597
did you drop this?
>>53410597
you don't know shit. if you really want to know the secrets of the world, reality, sacred geometry and all that lovely stuff join the Scottish Rite.
>>53410597
Please leave logical positivist.
>age is but an arbitrary number determined by the earths orbit around the sun
>through maturity is measured by how much you have lived, truly lived mon ami
what the fug am I going to do with my life lads. I'm 20, only went to college for one semester and then dropped out. Been working and going on month long trips around Europe since then but seriously what the fuck am I going to do with my life? I'm literally going to be a nobody until I die.
who's your go-to wankfu on chaturbate laddies?
>>53410644
That acousticrain man was mesaging me about you
>who's your go-to wankfu on chaturbate laddies?
listening to the cure
>>53410594
some people are just not meant to live a happy life
>>>/wsg/899013
sauga city trip the payday
listening to the cure
>>53410454
For your own sake I hope you're baiting.
>>53410499
22
>>53410499
29 in a month
>>53410649
missfairy and aalliyahh tb honest
>>53410648
>I'm 20
literally a child
>listening to the cure
Eating a quesadilla lads. Do you want a piece?
yanks out
I'm Struggling to achieve gnosis. I sit silently, unmoving, atleast 30 minutes a day, I get my mind clear, I've tried Bi-naurals, meaningless mantras, but I can't seem to enter a meaningful, or any, state of gnosis. What am I doing wrong?
>>53410779
'no'
Might get a YAHWEH tattoo on the bottom of my foot.
bogans out
>>53410779
I don't want to sound mean but we always have nice threads until the Aussies show up. Maybe it's just you, I don't know, but please stop or I'll scream. I'm a gril btw
>I'm Struggling to achieve gnosis. I sit silently, unmoving, atleast 30 minutes a day, I get my mind clear, I've tried Bi-naurals, meaningless mantras, but I can't seem to enter a meaningful, or any, state of gnosis. What am I doing wrong?
KAREN LAUGHS
>>53410801
When you are meditating. Make it a special thing.
Go to a really beautiful place free of electronics. Forests preferably.
>>53410811
Pretty gay post
>>53410801
i listened to binaurals before and felt physical pain
listening to the cure
>tfw converted to christian deism
>>53410847
I'm going to listen to your cure if you don't stop posting this
God I want to fuck Karen so bad, going to fap to her now
>also, KM first aired over 2 years ago
>>53410837
meditating during the dead of nights on a beach is probably the most relaxing thing i can think off
>>53410847
>listening to the cure
>>53410875
Lewd
Yoko is hotter anyways
>>53410875
FUCKING NONCES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53410837
>>53410801
I read a very lengthy guide on meditation a while back.
VERY LENGTHY. If you are serious about it please give this a read
http://pastebin.com/BLYg6Xrs
>listening to the cure
>>53410801
Stop doing useless wing-wang hong kong meditations. Read the damn Bible and you will feel better without having such aching muscles
>>53410882
>I steal the spot of the resident Yank fedoraposter
>>53410898
Karen is 17 years old
listening to jeremih
>>53410879
Yep. One meditation technique actually is to imagine you are on a beach hearing the waves and with each wave imagine that it is washing away your thoughts.
>>53410888
Always been partial to Karen desu, imagine getting her all hot, steamy and lewd from her normal genki innocent personality
>>53410898
this tbqh
>>53410918
second time it's happened in this thread tBh
listening to the cure
why a bitch gotta lie why a bitch gotta lie why a bitch gotta lie
listening to no cure
Why do the lower classes always fight among themselves instead of joining together?
Why is there this crab in a barrel mentality rather than everyone banding together to accomplish something?
Just took a temazepan because I'm basically on the brink of a full on panic attack. Wish I didn't have to feel like this haha
Hello /brit/,
Not knowing where else to go or who else to turn to, I turn to you. As I have begun my second year at university and with the creation of the title of "sophomore" as I so readily and excitingly call myself, I have also begun to address my depression. At first it wasn't much, I passed it off with a wave. But that wave was solemn because I knew that it would be back to visit me soon. I acknowledged its departure in vain. Soon its visits to me began to increase in ferocity and repetitiveness. So too did my visits to my doctor. I have started treatment but all to soon have I started something else. The recollection of the fact that my writing, as a result of the medication, is not what it once was. The medication a rock, myself a sharp knife. The rock has made me dull. Have any of you ever experienced this sensation? If so, what is better? To live life without depression and its vices but to be subjected to the vacancy of creativity? Or to possess that spark we all hope will never extinguish but to be tormented by the demons of our own doing? What do I do?
>Iistening to the cure
>>53410972
tldr
>>53410961
This is something only the lower classes do?
>>53410964
Whats with the british and autistic sounding drug names
just took some anzepelodopaheptachloride tablets lads. going to go to tesco now then off to nandos
>>53410923
Looks fucking 12.
> It has an 8 year olds body but its okay because its a 2000 year old vampire
>>53410961
Read Alexis de Tocqueville, either his writings on the French Revolution or American Democracy. They each are subjected on France/America, but really his writings and philosophies can be applied to any coutnry
>>53410738
I'm not baiting, she's a nice girl and I don't want to confront her about her trying to get money out of me. and I could fap to the pictures imagining it's her
gonna do a sleep
>>53410964
Deep breaths lad.
In through the nose, out through the mouth.
Focus on reality lad.
>>53411010
c*ck
Daily reminder that celts were washing with soap (which they invented) in lakes once a day while anglo-saxons were filthy mutts.
Anglo saxon hygiene:
>As with the Elizabethans, the anglo-Saxons didn't really believe in washing their bodies much. In fact, monks were said to have a maximum of five baths a year, and that was considered to be overdoing it. It appears that at least one commentator of the time may have cottoned on to something when he observed that the Danish habit of bathing and combing the hair every Saturday seemed to score the Danish men points with the women.
Celt hygiene:
>Celts probably even washed their hands in the mornings with their tallow soaps and as they bathed. Given how embedded their cultural hygiene practices were, their hand-washing rates may have far exceeded today’s rates in the United States, which fall below 50% for many groups. Ahem, citizens of the United States. Are you going to let the ancient Celts out-do you in hygiene?
>In spite of the soup-straining facial hair, however, the Celts were very much into shaving, which kept away pestilent vermin, and even had nail clippers to keep their fingernail growth in check.
>a Celtic warrior had to bathe before a meal or before battle.
>But for many ancient Celts, hygiene was an important part of their culture. Did you know that they often get credit for having invented soap, or at least for passing it off to the Romans?
>>53410996
Looks a lot older than 12 to me tbqhwyl
listening to my wife and her bull
>>53410811
batty boy
>>53410972
watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD4eXo8E9rc
>>53411041
we invented soapz n shiet
>>53411060
>>53410995
>Temazepam (brand names Restoril and Normison, among others) is an intermediate-acting 3-hydroxy hypnotic of the benzodiazepine class of psychoactive drugs. It is the 3-hydroxy analogue of diazepam, and one of diazepam's primary active metabolites. Temazepam is approved for the short-term treatment of insomnia. In addition, temazepam has anxiolytic (antianxiety), anticonvulsant, and skeletal muscle relaxant properties.[1][2][3]
>Temazepam was initially patented in 1965 and went on sale in the United States in 1981
Americans named it that. Soooo
>>53410995
Xanax is definitely more autistic sounding than temazepam. You see the pam is added onto the end because it becomes from a certain drug type. It's a chemistry thing.
snuck a capital i in my last post in place of an l to get around the spam filters bet you lads didn't even notice lmao
having a punt
>>53411041
Lol this is my copypasta I made to bait /his/
>>53411052
Then youve watched too much anime.
> Literally no chebs
> Literally no waist
> round, child-like face
>>53411099
Xanax is pronounced the way it's spelt, though: ex-a-nax. ya big dumb dumb
>>53411111
awoo
>>53411028
ha, thanks for the concern but taking deep breaths is the worst thing you can do when having a panic attack. you're supposed to tell them to slow breating and/or breath into a paper bag.
An influx of oxygen dramatically increases anxiety levels, while carbon dioxide calms.
did that yank spaz end up posting a vocaroo
>>53411041
is that why irish people have shit immune systems?
>>53411130
So is temazepam mate.
>>53411111
Checked
>>53411130
I thought it was pronounced Zan-ax
having a look
If you can understand this post you're a top lad.
Reality is *bangs gong*
http://strawpoll.me/6507952
http://strawpoll.me/6507952
http://strawpoll.me/6507952
http://strawpoll.me/6507952
doing a peak
>>53411133
tldr
>>53410972
Try painting instead, same creativity but uses different part of the brain, maybe even woodworking or something. You often find yourself thinking a lot when you do things that are physically creating rather than using the imagination alone as with writing. this may help boost your writing.
>>53411170
literally lmaoing
>>53411130
haha what
Hi lads
who /neverhadacavity/ here
>>53411133
You're a retarded cunt. Deep breaths slowly is the best way.
>>53411214
wasnt even talking to you anyway, damn yanks.
listening to the cure
>>53411099
xanax's chemical name is alprazolam you spastic
>>53411230
grandfather died in his 80s without having a cavity
dad has never had a cavity
i've never had a cavity
good genetics desu
>>53411230
neverhadacavfag
>listening to the cure
>>53411230
I got my first one at 20 which is amazing since I never brushed my teeth
>>53411260
>defending worst benzo
>>53411233
You never said slowly, you just said deep breaths. If you're having a panic attack, you're already breathing deep, and fast. You're supposed to count to three for every inhale and exhale, or breath into a bag if you cant get the speed under control.
You're not being very nice or helpful 2bh.
>>53411229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uJpxmW8m4d
I have great teeth for a Brit desu, always get compliments on my gnashers.
off to bed
Which is it?
got a good pair of chompers in me lads
>>53411310
Im a different anon.
I'm just going by what my psychologist told me.
Stomach breathing is the best 2bh
might unload my nine on this /brit/ yank line
>>53411332
me also
night bud
>>53411332
>>53411335
>>53411343
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>53411355
>>53411332
night pals
>>53411140
I'll do it later along with posting my passport
just to shut you up and to drive it home that yanks shouldn't be here
>>53411268
What the fuck, I'm 27, brush every day religiously, sometimes an extra brush if I eat something really sugary, and I have had 3 'cavities' already.
It's because my mum has some shitty tooth disease, she lost all her teeth as a child and had a set of fake ones put in. I got a milder form of it I guess. Fucking bullshit.
Kawaiiest
>>53411379
Yes
>>53411371
sure u will bruv
Off to start my new job in a bit lads
>>53411351
australians are more similar to americans than they are the british
>>53411372
apparently a lot of it has to do with the bacterial composition of your saliva
my genetics are terrible other than teeth desu though
>>53411379
>>53411388
the things i'd do to her...
>>53411295
are you serious? I bet your breath absolutely fucking stank. I hope you didn't get public transport, or go to school for that matter.
fuwa fuwa time
>>53411409
*seeps poisonous gas into this thread*
hehe sleep tight :)
>>53411415
when i say "never", i mean "only when i had to go out"
i may be lazy but i have at least some sense of pride
the x-files theme still makes me uncomfortable, 2bh lads
>>53411420
toot toot wadda simps
>>53411448
*puts on gas mask*
>>53411431
Like holding her hand...
>when you take a stomach breath so deep and long that when you exhale it you nearly faint from pleasure and relaxation
oh lawd
All praise to the most high bless up
>>53411458
I don't understand
>>53411372
>an extra brush if I eat something really sugary
Lad brushing harder after having exposed your teeth to sugar is a terrible thing to do.
>>53411466
>>53411476
Amen.
>>53411477
George?
>>53411469
what''s a "stomach breath"?
>>53411454
one of the best television shows of all time
>>53411499
I'm not George
I don't even have an interpals account
>>53411483
My dentist told me this years ago, it's fine if you wait an hour after eating it, which I do.
>>53411372
I brush once a day: before bed time. Never had a cavity or any teeth problems
listening to the cure
>>53411501
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragmatic_breathing
Very hard to learn. Swimmers use it because you can hold more air.
http://strawpoll.me/6508000
http://strawpoll.me/6508000
http://strawpoll.me/6508000
http://strawpoll.me/6508000
>>53411501
i think he means using your diaphragm
>>53411503
I remember my parents always muted the tv when the theme started playing
>>53411539
>Very hard to learn
nah
>>53411544
why
watch cnn tonight lads
>: )
>>53411569
some of you aren't alright, watch cnn tonight?
>>53411454
>>53411503
>>53411544
Everytime I think of that fucking theme I literally imagine pic related peeping into my room.
HAUNTING.
>>53411568
Because I was a little pussy and it gave me nightmares
>>53411535
How old are you? You should brush in the morning too, any residual food or matter left from the night before (even the smallest amount) develops into defaciting bacteria overnight that erodes your enamal throughout the day, it's a top up brush from the night before.
If you skip your morning brush, you will start seeing caities by the time you're middle aged for sure.
Why is Kiniro mozaic so popular in /int/?
Sure, it is popular among Japanese otakus,
but gotiusa and yuruyuri are more popular.
Ofcourse , I like Kiniro mozaic the best.
I watched the Anime when I was 15 and decided to go England .
And last year I did a homestay in England. It was the most wonderful experience in my life.
argentina belongs in the garbage >>53411464
>>53411585
aliens aren't real
>>53411585
>>53411596
that's relative to your immune system
if your glands work properly you really don't need to brush your teeth more than once every other day in order to have fresh breath and a clean and healthy mouth
brushing twice a day is like telling a woman to wash her vagina with soap. it disturbs the pH levels or something
You're asking for $50,000 for ten percent.....? I'm afraid that's not in my budget. Listen, I've been doing this for years. I'll give you 75 GRAND...cold hard cash...for 55% ownership. I'll even throw in another 5 thousand big ones and we can split merchandising fifty-fifty. If you look away from me or blink, the deal is off.
>>53411619
pls be real
>>53411608
Argies out
>>53411603
Because Karen is half British and we all know Britain is best country.
i have literally never posted on /brit/ while sober before.
>>53411643
you fool
having a look
having a go
>>53411643
I bet your breath stinks lmao
>>53411653
http://x-files.wikia.com/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Chung's_From_Outer_Space
it's one of the best episodes in the show's history
Morning lads. Back to work today, looking forward desu after a long break.
>>53411609
Prove it.
Humans wouldn't show themselves to an alien race they were observing
Auditioning for lead role lads
>>53411675
right because italians are particularly renowned for their cleanliness
having a punt
doing a post
>>53411643
>yank """""""hygiene""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLp9vKnb8c0
>>53411713
I'm not Italian.
Also
>American """""banter""""
listening to the cure
>>53411705
why are they making a show about shitskins?
having a cry
>>53411744
>I'm not Italian
lol yes you are
>>53411651
Generous offer, Mark...but it's just not sweet enough for my tastes. I happen to be an expert in this market, this is my fortay so to speak. I understand your business is worth nearly 10 million. However, because I'm an expert in this market, my connections I have created just won't accept this....I'll match Mark's deal, but I'll sweeten the deal by giving you royalties to my hotdog stand. What do you say and before you look at Mark again, might I remind you that we serve many corners of New York City. You have 5 seconds to decide or my deal's a no go.
>>53411643
You're a total idiot mate, and very lucky you do not yet have cavities. Morning breath is also an issue, the food you digested the night before leaves reside in your digestive tract, which finds its way up to your mouth and tongue too.
Your immune system has literally FUCK ALL to do with how quickly food waste develops bacteria. Actual mong. The only reasons you may not have cavity right now would be strong enamil or just your age if you're really young, which I am assumeing you are.
>dkn jag kommer aldrig att bli älskad
doing a sob
making a recovery
>>53411761
there there gerry, i'm sure you'll manage to purge the untermenschen from the reich next time
>>53411658
I see.
Sure, Britain is the best country in the world.
>>53411713
>>53411643
>>53411771
oh god, just stop.
>>53411793
oops
>>53411771
>Yank tries his hardest to banter me over me being Italian
>Tell him the fact I'm not Italian
>LOL YES YOU ARE
*sigh*. Yanks. Am I right lads?
>>53411786
>Your immune system has literally FUCK ALL to do with how quickly food waste develops bacteria
it absolutely does
salivation acts as a natural cleansing agent why you do think it evolved in the first place
not my problem you've got a poor immune system
>>53411643
dude where do you live I'm literally going to shoot you
>>53411810
No, no I won't, I'll never achieve anything.
The only thing I can do right is sleep.
Did the ancient Celts brush their teeth?
>>53411852
England come try me nigga
Man buss gats round here you'll get blown away by the tech
>>53411842
hah k you fucking wop calm it down then
italian spastics am I right
>>53411852
come up and get me
is poop music?
i have to take a fat ass poo poo, you stupid niggers
>>53411909
I'M IN AN EIGHT HIGH ABANDONED BUILDING NO DAYLIGHT ONE MIDNIGHT LAMP LIT 24/7 MURDERED OUT WINDOWS NO EXIT
>>53411894
>>53411894
Give this a read mate it touches on that. Celts were very hygienic.
http://blog.pkids.org/2011/03/17/happy-st-patricks-day-how-the-celts-handled-hygiene/
>>53411952
GET SOME FUCKING DOG IN HERE
>>53411894
Dunno but I'm a modern celt that literally hasn't brushed in 2016
goodnight
>had about 30 tabs opening
>reading about ALIUMS
>computer blue screened
Spoopy. I lost all my tabs though.
>>53411846
Saliva breaks down food, and yes, also acts as a cleaner for your teeth, but it does not clean them completely, it does not remove food from between them, or from under the gums, and that food WILL develop into bacteria that eats your enamil, and the longer you leave it, the more develops, and the more enamil gets eaten away.
The morning brush is essential for prolonged dental health, that's why every dental organisation in the world promotes and endorses a morning and night brush. Also, as aformentioned, morning breath is disgusting.
>>53412016
not even memeing here I started reading about the Reptilian elite last week and my internet went out
listening to the cure
>>53412028
yes it does clean then completely
maybe only for me
my mouth becomes like deluged with saliva. though I remember a time when I was younger when that wasn't the case so it's not entirely genetic
also you don't get morning breath if you breath through your nose you mouthbreather
>>53412038
Weird I have been reading about the reptilian elite too, don't believe it though. I think the whole idea came from the fact that the elite act like reptiles i.e use their mammalian brains.
I believe in archons though:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Archons-Acolytes-The-Power-Elite/dp/0847689972
I also know for a fact that the elites are all satanists. My great grandad was in the Scottish Rite freemasonry and he said about how at your last degree you are told that God is actually the serpent of the garden.
>>53412072
People smell it when you talk
And you are a mong if you think your saliva has some super cleaning power that removes bateria from between your teeth and under your gums. Enjoy having disgusting teeth in your 30's.
>>53412134
>>53412038
Shit
wrong link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archon_%28Gnosticism%29
DAVID BOWIE IS DEAD?
>>53412157
Good he's a satanist scumbag
>>53412157
oh wow
>>53412157
Not seeing anything. Where is your source?
>>53412135
no they don't mate you're fucking stupid
don't you understand the concept of self-regulation
it's how the body works and how it evolved
sure brushing your teeth has a real health benefit when done a couple times a week but saying you must do it twice daily or else your breath will reek is like saying you need to watch porn in order to have sex and get off
people existed before toothbrushes
yes death for some dental related reason was fairly common but those were all peasants who were peasants to begin with because they grew into the same culture of poor self-regulation
>>53412134
>I also know for a fact that the elites are all satanists. My great grandad was in the Scottish Rite freemasonry and he said about how at your last degree you are told that God is actually the serpent of the garden.
That sounds like a heresy. Forgot the name of it, but it existed during the Middle Ages. Because the serpent gave humans knowledge, or some shit
But lel at you thinking people are actually reptiles. That's just not true
Also, my great grandfather was a Scottish Rite mason as well. 32 degree I believe. I have his card somewhere
>>53412203
https://twitter.com/DavidBowieReal/status/686434952464982016
http://www.davidbowie.com/news/january-10-2016-55521
just
morning lads, yanks out
>>53412157
fuck sake lads it's real
was that atrocious fucking music video he just released
he was rotten at this point
RIP Bowie
Vinny is going to be so sad
>>53412216
>A couple of times a week
You're either trolling or just disgusting.
