Ask anything from a person from Rio de Janeiro. I will be sincere. Everyone is welcome.
>>53406884
what car do you own, and what fuel do you use?
How are you still alive
Are you from Rio de Janeiro?
What's a carioca?
>>53406915
Vw golf
>>53406934
Why wouldn't I be? :^)
>>53406945
Born and raised
>>53406972
A person from the city of Rio de Janeiro, a "fluminense" is the person from the State of Rio de Janeiro. Thus a "carioca" is a "fluminense", but not all "fluminenses" are "cariocas".
>>53407027
>>53406915
It's flex fuel btw. (ethanol and petrol)
>>53406884
how are the bundas?
>>53406884
How bad is the gang violence and/or poverty where you live?
>>53406884
Post bunda
Is Max Payne 3 the same thing as regular everyday life there?
Is crime as bad as people make out?
South or North Brazil for tourists?
On average, how many criminal incidents do you see per day (Car jacking, mugging etc)
how many girls you fucked, you must be a chad
>>53408405
north obviously, south is boring af
>>53408405
legit question, do you really wanna come here? Like, why? What do you expect?
>>53408405
if you want to get raped like that german girl,north.
>>53408503
I wanted to visit Chile and Argentina but might make a stop in Brazil if I have enough cash.
>>53408158
Middle and upper class are bretty gud and we have some pearls from the lower class.
>>53408301
I live in a middle class neighborhood, it's safe, aside from the occasional petty crime.
>>53408321
Google it
>>53408369
Max Payne is set in São Paulo, but there is little in common with it.
>>53408405
Crime is bad, but it's mostly segregated to poor parts of the city. I would worry about petty crime if I were a tourist. Btw, I was never robbed. mugged nor anything of the sort..nor was anyone in my family. I think the key is not being stupid like walking nearby strange fellas or entering a favela.
>South or North Brazil for tourists?
Southeast or South are better for tourists.
>>53408420
None.
>>53408435
More than 30.
How often do you meet Americans? How do most people in Rio view us?
Also tits or ass?
>>53408555
Argentina is beautiful, go for it. I've never been to Chile, BUT I think you should visit Uruguay as well.
>>53408593
I've got some Uruguayan(?) friends so it's not an impossibility.
>>53408593
Por que esse carioca é obcecado com o cone sul?
>>53408637
Porque ele acha que aquele esgoto é civilizado, é a mesma bosta daqui, cheio de assalto, casas com muros, etc.
>>53408581
>How often do you meet Americans?
Very very often.
>How do most people in Rio view us?
I can't speak for everyone. But I would say it's mostly positive. The american tourists here are mainly young and nice people.
>Also tits or ass?
Both :^)
>>53408628
Nice
>>53408637
wut.
How easy it is to get some novinhas there? [picture]
I'm really really interested.
What does Gostozo, vai vai, chupa, delicio mean?
>>53409076
If you want to get novinhas you have have mad malandragem skills, otherwise no go. They're not fully developed to exploit pinches gringos yet.
>>53409076
Short green text history
>be me
>17-18 years old (im 22 now)
>go to friend's birthday party at a restaurant
>me, her, her boyfriend, a man friend and two girls
>Me-"Hmm...we could go somewhere, what do you guys think"
>Her boyfriend: "Yeah...why don't we go to the favela, there will be a ball there"
>We go
>arrive there
>everything organized, children are not allowed
>Some people smoking marijuana and snorting cocaine
>mostly clearly middle and upper class people
>some people dancing, but just like in any nightclub
>start making out with one of the girls
>armed thug pass by and push us
>"I'm so sorry! Are you guys okay?"
>"Yeah yeah, don't worry!"
>"I almost injured you guys"
>Drug lord arrives and asks what is happening
>"I pushed them, was just asking pardon"
>"Ah, okay, here, have a joint on me, enjoy"
I don't do drugs, but I couldn't refuse. That was my experience in a favela funk ball.
>How easy it is to get some novinhas there?
Do you want trouble? Because fucking with someone from a favela is the easiest way to get it. Specially if they are minors.
>>53409327
>gostoso*
tasty/delicious/hot
>vai vai
go go
>chupa
suck
>delicía*
delicious
You are watching too much Br porn.
>>53409557
delícia*
>>53409552
pic
>>53409552
>>53409557
Maybe in next life. ;__;
>>53409557
>tfw I will never be a malandro carioca picking up novinhas and casually going to drug lord parties
