Björk edition
Fuck off Cara lad
>>53401172
post tits
having a go
kim
rak off normies
you and your mates
>>53401201
Don't have a jew nose. Does this mean the nazis stole it already?
why does dark vader breath funny lol
anime
![childhood,photo,portrait-1f9df0d8cb85264b8ff760cbafc939b4_h[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZffPYk6.jpg "childhood,photo,portrait-1f9df0d8cb85264b8ff760cbafc939b4_h[1].jpg")
twörk edition
KPOP TILL YOU DROP
kobe byrant with the wrist might ball hard bitch
>>53401172
are you a reincarnation of that lad who shot himself in 1996 because he was obsessed with bjork lad?
>>53401200
happy?
>>53401245
who is this?
looks like mckayla moroney imo
>>53401238
>>53401206
yes. lets book a holiday inn and have a glorious weekend away together xx
>tfw friend is dating this 8/10 bird
>always gives me this "look" when I'm at his apartment
>has god tier feet
>one time she sat on my lap while he was in the room
>pretty sure she wants to shag
>want to take her to pound town and finally lose my v card but would feel terrible
why couldn't this happen with a girl who isn't dating my friend jesus fucking christ lads
>>53401259
Me on the left
>>53401280
No idea just some slag that's been posted here before
Lads
I am so terribly bored
how do you think he does it
i *shits evertywhere*
>>53401277
Yes
>>53401288
>v card
jesus christ why are americans such a walking cringe
>>53401244
He has astmha lol fukn nerd
>>53401285
PLease remove this anti-semitic post.
Please. thank you.
>>53401288
>god tier feet
nice
>>53401303
going for linda
>>53401288
>>want to take her to pound town and finally lose my v card
more like sloppy awkward mess town
>>53401288
Just do it you massive pussio
>>53401287
Do you have a big willy?
crayon pop
>>53401288
Do it la
You're doing him a favour tb h
>>53401303
hoping for Chenelle
>>53401319
I'm Jewish
Wish some girl like cara from Paper Towns would come into my life :'(
>>53401303
ROLLL
need to perform a sex act
>>53401349
meme group Tbh
>normies invade and shit up /brit/
>i spend less time on /brit/ and begin to get my life back on track
hmmmmm
>>53401347
average
>>53401369
good roll t b h, she looks fucked up
>>53401367
why? that would genuinely be fucking shit
>>53401365
Shalom brother.
>>53401381
This happened to me too. I went from a cybord to a turbo normie
>>53401303
Arianne
no question
>>53401378
*removes pants*
*forces your head*
>>53401381
>back on track
>back
>implying
>>53401397
Nice :3
chvn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1etbYLm05W4
>>53401303
Rolling
>>53401416
>turbo normie
>posting israeli propaganda on 4chan at 12:30
hmmm nah
*irritates your bowels*
>>53401303
I love Katana
>>53401303
desu
>>53401416
normallows out
tfw when big willy but no one to use it on
>>53401474
on the cross
>>53401303
rolling
>>53401449
Lad, that's a right fucking choon right there. Good man.
>>53401426
ummmm it kind of was in college i guess
not from a social pov though lmao
>>53401438
you can be the judge ;))
>>53401410
Nah it wouldn't lad. I'd use my charm to make her not be foolish.
>>53401454
I'm in Scotland visiting family lad.
>>53401495
2bh
>>53401303
Why do my roll pictures get deleted but this one stays?
>>53401495
>>53401416
>>53401319
good lads
done all my slides for my presentation today lads gonna wake up early tomorrow morning and take a few hours to read through them all multiple times since the presentation isnt until 3
fuck all the haters that said i couldnt do it in one day
>>53401449
fucking hell one of my favourite songs
you literally have the exact same taste as me, who are you lad, I love everything you post
>>53401535
because you're a poof
gf just sent me this
>>53401514
>ummmm
are you gargling on cum right now
>>53401579
what do you have against me?
Doing a think. Hmmmmmm
>>53401536
>>53401529
>>53401303
ALYSSA
ohhhhh they'm a smack her out
>>53401583
just
here is an emaciated, deformed, mentally deranged leftist unrionically wearing a DPRK football shirt
>>53401303
Rolling for Chanelle
>>53401522
my willy is very hard now
back in work in 8 hours
weekend goes so fast
>>53401604
Might join the JIDF and shill on /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_G7V1ThMGs
Big tune, LIIIIOOOOONNNNNN.
>>53401612
kek
>one day israel will nuke mecca
good feel
>>53401303
O well
>>53401631
unironically looks like me 5 years ago
>>53401652
why dont you have a shower to pass the time you freak
Doing a twink. Mmmmmmm
What books are you reading at the moment lads?
>>53401564
Mine were way more /brit/ related.
>>53401631
it's a nice shirt, have to admit
>>53401583
everything about that guy is just so top kek
for some reason his hoodie sleeves that are too long just do it for me
>>53401691
mate read that post back to yourself
>>53401650
oh.
maybe i should stroke it for you. since you need to cut down on wanking.
might go to bed now
dunno what rest of the day ill do
>>53401612
What are the odds it was the jews?
Not a single tinder match this week lads
bit depressing
>>53401702
5 get
>>53401702
Hoping for a high test 1
>>53401552
that wasnt me
its some other cunt thats stealing my gimmick the fucking scrote
>>53401631
wew somebody skinnier than me
>>53401738
just see how it goes
>>53401702
if dubs then 5
Is reading the Bhagavad Gita heresy?
>>53401672
>one day the Dome of Rock will be demolished and turned into a synagogue
good feel
>bethelehem will be a holy land once again
>>53401672
fuccccck i cannot wait for this day
during the hajj too
>>53401495
Why didn't Israel keep Sinai?
ate loads of chocolate just now lads, ffs
theres a fart squeaking its way out of my arse
>>53401631
Kek, they had some angry turbo leftie on the news a couple of weeks ago. She was skinny, pale and weird looking too. I sense a pattern.
>>53401778
5,1,3,2,4
>>53401702
8 is the only good looking one there
>>53401702
come on 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN1MkAGuVyY
>>53401730
so lewd
got an exam at 9am tomorrow
should i go to sleep now or just do one more exam paper then go to sleep
confused
me and the gf
flatulent gas has escaped into the atmosphere
>>53401867
those dresses with the gap on the clevage are amazing
>>53401604
Say what you want about Israel but their military history is unreal. Pulled off some unreal clandestine stunts too.
>>53401802
Peace treaty between egypt and israel Egypts side of the bargain was that they had to produce oil for them
>>53401911
>"""""""men""""""" that own a watch that costs under £250
>>53401888
sleep now t. sleeping now gnighs x
>>53401911
omg ive never seen cleavage before lol!!!
>when you find out she's texting other people but not you
>>53401945
gnight x
probably gonna stay up for a small bit
maybe half an hour, need to finish off a couple more topics
>>53401890
Me on the left
>>53401866
>tfw wearing my Israeli paratrooper hat right now
>>53401940
dont even own a watch
What's a good movie about restoring order to somewhere that's being attacked? Or just an underdog on a mission of vengeance?
These benders need to the get out of this thread and on the fucking cross.
>>53401971
post pics
when you find out that one girl you liked in school now has 3 kids and is fat
>>53401893
Done a fart so big it caused global warming.
>>53401940
t. fedora that got one for christmas
>>53401937
Fuck me lad
>>53401940
Got to take my watch to get repaired
>>53401973
hahahahahahah
Give me 3 reasons why the Czech Republic isn't the greatest country on Earth
closing /brit/ desu
stop distracting me
>>53402016
Only acceptable watches are these types
croatia with the lads
>I wear a watch
>she loves you completely and personality wise is a perfect match
Would you lads?
>>53402041
no don't go yet!
>>53402016
>>53402048
Absolute manchildren
>>53402029
it's poor, small and at the mercy of the larger nations around it
>>53401940
wrist fedora
>>53402029
it doesnt have beaches
its next to slav shitholes
its a slav shithole
>>53401986
this is it
My cousin's married to an Israeli and her dad gave it to me while I was staying with them
>>53402071
That lad is a sailor or something. I personally own a hiking watch though cause I'm a hiker
>>53402018
i own a phone mate
>>53401954
give up move on
I want to fuck a woman lads
>>53402071
>I'm a manchild for wearing a practical watch that has features I need on a racing boat
>>53402068
Yep, won't even mind the spots much
Get some accutane on that shit, she'll look great
>>53402068
without hesitation
>>53402056
>not silently sending people the message that you value your time
REMOVE KEBAB
DEUS VULT
>>53402068
she could definitely cover that up with makeup and acne goes away eventually so yeah probably
IDF pls go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07zgZpgTRs8
off to bed now lads toodaloo
>>53402068
Yes, just pop her on accutane
>>53402068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mIBKifOOQQ
little bit of this and shell be fine
Once devoted Muslims carry out their next major strike on America, the Mecca plan should be carried out without hesitation or warning. No Hiroshima class atomic wimp-weapon will do, only the 1,000 times more powerful hydrogen fusion device will work for this important job. To be done correctly, a grid of 9 of our most powerful Hydrogen bombs (3x3, every 12 miles, the black stone at the center) are set off at the surface to be as dirty as possible, rendering the entire region uninhabitable for the next few decades. The strike is then repeated every 5 years or so if any kind of clean-up is attempted. Medina needs one too, to prevent Arabs from declaring the transference of the holy site to the secondary location, but Mecca needs to be thoroughly ‘glassified’.
>>53402101
Why is there an ancient egyptian symbol on it? Jews hate them.
>>53402068
Definitely. Just fill her up with accutane and launch on the makeup
>it doesnt have beaches
good beaches are for normies
>its next to slav shitholes
fair point
>its a slav shithole
central europe is white!
>laying in bed with my oneitis
>her phone is constantly going off
>probably texting her 20 other beta orbiters
>think i got one text the entire time and it was from my mum
it was then that i knew i was fucked lads
Got me a new bag, lads. What do you reckon?
What should I do to not be bored anymore
The world is a scary place when you're alone tbqh
Muslims will thereby learn by force-feeding that their hateful God (Allah) cannot protect them and is a figment of their collective imagination, and millions will leave the failed cult. Nothing harms an Arab more than humiliation and defeat. They sincerely believe that their most-powerful Allah has promised to protect and preserve Mecca, and so their false faith in the Pagan deity will crumble with the meteorite in the intense heat and pressure of a fusion fireball. Can a billion Moslems worldwide face radioactive glass 5 times a day and still take it seriously, I don’t think so, or at least not over the long term. Cut off the head and the snake will still squirm for a while, but it will soon stop. In addition, by preventing Muslims from -ever- performing one of the pillars (requirements) of Islam, we block their way to paradise, but thereby actually save them from real hell (Islam is hell-on-earth is this life, and brings only sorrow and torment in the next). When the time comes, by all means, Nuke Mecca, …but do it right.
>>53402029
a third of their women are in the USA filming porn
a third of their women are here
a third of their women are in prostitution
can't be a great country without any women
>>53402068
Id cut off my foreskin
>>53402116
Hi Riley.
>>53402216
>a third of their women are here
mate i wish
>>53402202
*does a shit in it*
>>53402181
>>53402167
>>53402158
>>53402147
>>53402124
>>53402123
>y-you want me to do what? Accutane? I thought you loved me anon?
You all failed the test.
>Ywn slay muslims with all other other catholic lads
Why live?
>>53402192
>laying in bed with my oneitis
fuck off turbo normie
Lads
>>53402192
>laying in bed with my oneitis
>presumably not having fucked her
you fucked up a long, long time before then lad
>>53402248
don't even know what the fuck that is or mention it
>>53402216
pretty sure theyre filming porn in their own contry
>>53402204
have sex
...oh wait lol
>>53402192
>laying
That should be 'lying'
>>53402264
i did fuck her though fuck off twat
>>53402241
Wait till I tell the boys about that, dickhead. You're fucked.
>>53402124
Not you, you didn't fail.
>>53402263
that looks painful
>>53402276
Good idea, thanks
Be right back.
>>53402248
Who cares
>>53402202
*slices the bottom of it with a razor and your books fall out*
fukn nerd
>>53402248
Clearly she WANTS the spots gone you fucking lunatic
She would be BEGGING to get on that accutane
Have got spots too desu
>>53402068
hell yeah
>accutane
then she'll just leave you for chad you absolute wastemen
>>53402248
She obviously hates her acne too so what's the problem with trying to help her?
>>53402263
How can I compete with that?
>>53402272
You wanted her to get tattoos, that's even worse. Included you on principle tb h
>>53402295
well then you're not fucked are you, you silly goose. you put your willy in your oneitis, it doesn't really matter after that.
>>53402326
why the fuck would chad want her
YES MY SONS
>Migrants beaten by truck drivers in Calais
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ae_1426887900#3GE603k5jk7UGLF3.99
Love the Amen break lads
>>53402309
as if
>>53402356
good lads
>>53402354
Because without her acne she would be an 8/10
>>53402308
She's a big girl
need a friend ha
>>53402248
shut up i didn't even mention spots
>My name is James Foley, and I should not be here.
feels tb h
>>53402352
i fucked her a few times then she stopped contacting me (i assume because for whatever reason she doesnt want a relationship with me or just a relationship in general) so its over but yes at least i fucked her
>>53402377
Cara's an ugly bint tbqh family
>>53402358
then why didn't you pay the man
>>53402354
with accutane she'll be hot. chad likes hot women. do i need to draw you a diagram?
>>53402389
Did he say that?
>>53402308
You know you want to try it. Make sure you vocaroo it for us.
>>53402389
This reminds me of that video of Chechens beheading young Russian soldiers with a rusty knife and he's screaming for his Mummy :'(
>>53402412
>>53402428
No, but he should have
I should be an ISIS script writer tb h
>>53402453
waheyy!!!!
>>53402453
What's this site ?
need friends ASAP
>>53402332
>That story of the guy who nursed a woman in a wheelchair for years and when she could walk again she left him for another man
>>53402453
be honest, how many photos did you try before you got this result?
>>53402453
fake
>>53402039
She looks like a man. They won't know the fucking difference looking at that ugly mug
israel's doing fuck all to isis and they directly benefit from it's prolonged existence, so rot in hell kikes
call me a fag but this is a really good song lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPn8pkxSn8U
thought i was out of tobacco but then realised i had some left in another packet
thank christ
>>53402475
faces.ethz.ch
>>53402039
Not true, they don't give a shit.
>>53402381
thought you meant the suggestion of accutane would make her leave yo and not the accutane itself
nvm
>>53402356
>load of migrants break into your truck and sit on your goods, probably doing a few hundred quid in damage at least
>driver knows he's going to get a massive bollocking for it
>leftists will call him a monster for rightfully being pissed off
sick off this country desu, they didn't kill anyone, although the poor migrants would do the same to them if they got a chance
got until the end of june to get ripped because im going to croatia with the lads and ill have to take my top off a lot
already been going to the gym since september ill make it right lads?
>>53402429
>there's a spare one just for you anon
hop on, what are you waiting for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-tUQTw_Vtk
>>53402517
Based jew
>>53402516
Three words: German volume training
Seriously a few months of this and you'll be absolutely yoked
davey cameron is a pie
>>53402498
Thanks xx
>>53402497
>then you realise you've lost your lighter and your cooker is that annoying as shit one without a flame
FUCKING LOL
>>53402356
>>53402489
Ed Balls
>>53401172
She got B L A C K E D
>>53402578
Ancient gimmick
