arroooomans lolemao edition
cara
buying friend 100k
Carra
me irl
a car
is it possible to trick your brain into thinking you're gay? Sick of seeing qt girls and knowing I'll never shag em tb honest
Doing a pass out now; been awake for 32 hours.
new flatshare in london! only £2500/month. Had to convert to islam for my roommate ahmed, but it's all worth it in the long run!
daisy
Someone make a haxball
free armour trimming
kpop desu lads
me with my gf
>>53399071
this gimmick is shit
wave2: selling full addy trim 50k press 123
>>53399065
nighty night sleep tight dont let the bedbugs suck you off
>just about ready to doze off and have a nice active day about the house tomorrow
>mother pokes her head in on her way to bed to ask if im helping her at work again
ffs i couldnt exactly say no
come on you sad autistic freaks must have reliable tactics up your sleeves to get out of doing things
crayon pop
>>53399090
post her penis
>tfw freewill is an illusion and everything you do is pre-determined by the chemtrails
Nth for bangers and mash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzJXYtHq7YM
>>53399119
t. rasheed al achmed al-britaini
>>53399034
No but it is exclusive to /brit/ you spastic brained quim.
>>53399040
The programming is working.
>>53399157
what if it's all a dream
>>53399081
>>53399155
bit gay that
>>53399177
Good post
is "reddit flags" still a meme?
>>53399195
>No but it is exclusive to /brit/ you spastic brained quim.
wew is literally used all over 4chan and I've seen it used on several other websites and games before
literally fuck off
>MUH SECRET CLUB 1!! xDDDD
morning lads
>wake up at 8pm today
>going to have to do an all nighter
cba
need cummies
brown people should all be killed
>>53399195
no its not you fucking melt lol
>>53399150
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>>53399150
in case it wasnt clear im asking for help
ive got plenty of things to do tomorrow that dont involve cunting around all day filing documents and hoovering other peoples property, how do i get out of it
wew came from [s4s]
>/brit/ genuinely hates pakis
wow this sub is done for...
need a friend or failing that a gf with nice feet
jagex block your password when you type it backwards, try it
look: ********
>>53399248
JUST
how common is adderall in england?
>>53399195
No it really isn't.
It started on /s4s/ you're one of those cunts that only browse /brit/ aren't you?
>The British are fighting amongst themselves over north or south being worse
Good kaffir.
>>53399276
24engivallirva
1drowssap
>>53399288
About as common as mexican food
>>53399288
adde what
if you want tons of gp go pick up that wine of zamorak, I'll wait for you by this door.
>>53399073
I watched TFA again today and on closer inspection she really is ugly outside of professional photoshoots.
any normies need a beat down?
>>53399312
what are you trying to say here senpai? because mexican food is actually pretty popular here
>>53399301
HELP HOW DO I DELETE THIS
why youre no help at all
shouldntve expected any better
you see why i act like a narcissist
its because of you...
>>53399288
not really as a study drug
Plenty people use speed recreationally
>>53399283
i like your flag x
holy shite who remembers bob, did anyone used to watch that
>>53399288
Not common at all, doctors rarely prescribe it. You might find dexedrine or ritalin
>>53399288
Not very.
We get concerta and ritalin which is shit
Just get speed it is literally what is used in adderall
>>53399340
://system/sk8rboi
to protect the world from devastation...
>>53399382
OKAY I TYPED THIS IN AND MY DADS COMPUTER STOPPED WORKIN!!!!!!!
HES GONNA BE HOME FROM WORK SOON AND HELL KILL ME IF I BROKE HIS PC!!!!!!!!
>>53399371
>that default male character
fuck, the memories
>>53399357
call the five naughts
they might help ya
>>53399231
Reddit.
>>53399373
Dexedrine is better anyway
>>53399340
delete system 32, it resets your password
>>53399380
street speed is usually not racemic it's 100% L-amp
>>53399405
Jesse was mai waifu
reminder that jagex removed tutorial island and killed guthix
Poleaboo acted rashly, fucked up a bit
Think he might get a knock from the rozzers this week
>>53399257
>Unironically being a cleaner
Wew.
speed makes me a normie
i can talk to people so easily on it
>>53399371
Used to dress as a bot then go to where people would bot kill in the wildys at green dragons, would carry full dharoks. When they were attacking me I would pretend I was a bot, get to low health and pull out dharoks
remember I saw zezima once in lummy swamps, went absolutely mental
>>53399476
aha, tricked!
fucking hell these oregano flavoured crostinis are banging
@53399463
hahahahahaha
>>53399291
>you're one of those cunts that only browse /brit/ aren't you?
Rasheed.
>>53399463
Good to see they got my tip.
Get fukt paki
>tfw i was defeated by the alcohol
>drank a load of whisky, but am still sober
>wasted all that booze and feel like shit without any benefit
>feet hurt like buggery
bad night
Getting a bit fat desu.
>>53399525
It has more to do with Poleaboo being impatient and tipping his hand
>>tfw i was defeated by the alcohol
>>drank a load of whisky, but am still sober
>>wasted all that booze and feel like shit without any benefit
>>feet hurt like buggery
>sell everything I have to buy a set of green dhide after the dragon slayer quest
>go into wildy
>die
>rage quit rs for 5 months
*forces your head*
>>53399523
So you do then? You limit your 4chan experience to solely circlejerking? You do know circlejerking is cancer on 4chan?
Poleaboo is a little horny!
A little gay midget porn would be ideal!
>>53399577
who ate all the pies
who ate all the pies
you fat bastard
you fat bastard
you ate all the pies
>>53399500
>generic inspirational leaders are all ethnic
>>53399619
THAT'S all of it
>>53399620
tbf this is basically the only place worth posting in
i browse /qa/ and /tv/ sometims for a cheap laff but everything else is for nonces desu
>be me
>get invited to pub by m8
>ask him who hes with
>his bird and all her m8s
>probably means my oneitis is there
>dont want to go because i havent spoken to her since october and it would have been awkward as fuck
>drink a glass of whisky and convince myself to go
>start walking to pub
>get halfway there
>alcohol wears off a bit
>turn around and go home
>almost cry on the way back
top kek lads just fucking kill me now
>>53399663
very nice
Why are Yanks so weird lads? Check out Channel 4. There's a documentary on about some Burger town that only went and banned dancing. Something about it being sinful.
>>53399195
oi mate
>>53399653
Her eyes are lovely
>>53399673
Upvote! here have some gold too! kind stranger!
>>53399715
cheers senpai
Lads I matched with an attractive medical student on Tinder who shared a lot of my relatively patrician interests and all night long I thought it was all going to come together for me and we'd hit it off immediately and eventually get married and live a comfy upper-middle class existence and for a while I felt happy so then I messaged her but she didn't reply and now I feel sad again.
Just another day in the life of me 2bh.
want to top myself
>>53399653
would marry
>>53399620
I can smell your neckbeard from here.
>>53399673
you are weak
it is best you do not pass on your genes
hello lads
how do i pick up british girls?
terrible post, really horrid
>>53399744
Complete opposite of a neckbeard
having a cheeky existential crisis
If a girl got a suspicious email in her university inbox, do you think she'd discuss it with her friends?
>>53399751
please do not steal the gfs
>>53399751
Shouldn't be a problem for you
>>53399751
tell them about how white you are
top kek I dared my dad to walk on the lake knowing damn well it wasn't frozen solid yet and fell through
>>53399751
Win wars
>>53399734
in a couple of days tell her you've been camped on a hill where your 3g is strongest waiting to get her reply.
>>53399707
Howdy dude, you're like totally awesome ya'll.
It's the (you) lottery
>>53399751
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>>53399734
if a female shared them they cannot be at all patrician in any sense
>girls with black hair
>>53399785
FFS poleaboo not again la
>>53399785
Ribena you fucking mentalist
What have you done this time
>>53399823
all me
>>53399823
never a winner am i
>if a female shared them they cannot be at all patrician in any sense
>>53399706
They said it was banned because it's sinful,but in reality the dance hall wasn't scooter accessible.
>>53399823
got 6 (you)'s right there, thanks
>>53399832
>not liking black hair
literally fuck off out of my sight plen
>>53399823
>tfw no (you)s
>>53399832
black hair and pale skin qt af sometimes
>>53399785
How intelligent is she? A lad at uni set up an administrator@ account and sent emails to 10 girls telling them they'd lose their account if they didn't reply with their password to confirm they use the account.
6 replied.
>>53399832
n-not like I wanted you to like me anyway
>>53399845
you're a winner at getting the first post of the thread
>>53399832
>not being happy to get any girl at all
FONT
Dog just licked my peanut butter on toast, now I can't eat it
*inhales* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53399751
British girls love it when you show off your islands.
>>53399865
this one's just for you mate
>>53399865
>>53399799
Might just say 'pls respond' over and over again until she does.
>>53399825
They're not even real patrician interests, just much better than the shit that 99% of people in their 20s enjoy. She said she liked black-and-white movies, jazz music, and books.
I don't trust people with brown eyes
>>53399901
You're not you when you're off your meds, Jack!
*walks in*
*sits down*
>>53399786
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>>53399904
thanks for the tips lads
>>53399823
thanks
enjoy getting cucked to be quite honest
*shuffles in*
*pisses and shits myself*
*shuffles out*
>>53399775
>Nuh uh
Neckbeard confirmed. Show us your fedora.
>>53399832
>>53399809
>HOWDY
>TOTALLY
PICK ONE
>>53399823
all me
Gimmick idea: repost posts from obscure boards like /an/ and /gd/
>>53399938
that wasn't a chair, that was my gorgeous cock
>>53399862
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>>53399900
Meant it in a good way.
Black hair and green eyes is my type of woman.
>>53399917
>She said she liked black-and-white movies, jazz music, and books
>>53399901
I let my cat share my food with me sometimes tb honest
>>53399948
How vain do you have to be to call yourself a cutie?
>>53399855
There's some vicar who's told the town about the evils of dancing but you can tell his daughter is going to end up doing porn. Also, they all have mullets. It's hilarious.
>>53399257
what work do you do for your mum?
>>53399785
yes.
fucking spacker. Just fuck off you sociopath
>>53399834
>>53399836
I'm not poleaboo/ribena
Just really worried, my parents are going to be pissed though there's no evidence to arrest me they'll sieze my electronic communication devices
>>53399886
Tell me more, I've been hitting up personal emails with Facebook phishing, thought I needed to increase my quality of social engineering
>>53399897
i guess thats something
>>53399953
>/gd/
apart from the font share threads its a fucking shit board
>>53399955
I quite l i t e r a l l y have black hair and green eyes. I would never date a pathetic loser like you tho
>>53399999
doubles confirm
>>53399984
she is pretty cute tho
>>53399890
I see from your flag that you are in London.
slide right in
I feel exhausted and weighed down by everything rn and I just want to write and participate in political discussion but I mentally can't
>>53399968
Enjoy your toxoplasmosis
>>53400029
she's horrible
>>53399845
Wish you'd post more. You used to about two years back what happened?
>>53400022
I'm not a pathethic loser though bb
>>53400002
for the uninformed/naive: this is ribena aka poleaboo
>>53399992
bits n bobs
>>53399961
What exactly is that gif supposed to represent?
lads post >yfw you realise caralad is thailad
pic related, it's >mfw
>>53399901
>peanut butter
Fuck off yank.
>>53400055
does she pay you?
loy
I missed a get
>>53333333
Is this post literal confirmation that most /brit/ users came from Reddit a few weeks ago
Actually quite irritating
>>53400065
>>53400052
You're blinded by hate. Or you have shit taste
I stayed round my mates house when i was a kid, we had weetabix in the morning but only had enough milk for one bowl, he poured the milk onto his weetabix and we went to the shop to buy more
when we got back his cats had been drinking out of his bowl and eating his weetabix and he didn't even care, he just sat down and ate
fucking disgusting, i never ate mine and i never stayed round again
>>53400059
Ken Waller laughing to himself because he stole Lou Ferrigno's shirt
>>53400053
lost my job so now im actively doing shit to get a new one and been enjoying other things beside the computer 2bh
>>53400065
wahey thought of posting this this morning but i end up getting coffee
>>53400086
she feeds me and lets me continue living under the same roof
imagine shagging sara lads
>leftist logic
https://twitter.com/BartoszScheller/status/686259000715784192
>>53399917
>movies
Fuck off yank.
>>53400053
You're a loser.
Stop being delusional.
>>53400106
thanks mate
>>53400129
howd you lose it
>>53400002
>Tell me more, I've been hitting up personal emails with Facebook phishing, thought I needed to increase my quality of social engineering
You're fucked lad. If they report you, you are getting jail time.
One of my mates got a year for phising
>>53400114
clearly he was poor lad. have some sympathy
you are too pretentious, you sound like a right cunt
>>53399832
Keep daydreaming about being a vigilante dealer of justice that cleans up my city. Wish I was a capeshit for a bit.
>>53400114
>tfw so skinny my m8s mums would always try and feed me extra food when I went round
>>53400145
end of contract, was a temp thing that lasted way longer than it should have
>>53400129
iktf Ive been turning into a turbo normie
>>53400141
Whatever lass. You're the loser that's looking for attention by saying you're a girl.
>>53399950
Don't be so bitchin dude we have to rustle up some cowpoke. It'll be totally awesome.
>>53400184
haha christ
where in the north did you live mate?
>>53400129
>lost my job
>""""""""job""""""""
Western propaganda is used to convince us that socialism is 'evil', whilst capitalism exploits the masses ruthlessly
>>53400156
He wasn't poor, his house was a fucking mess too
You're a right cunt, you don't give someone food that your animals have been picking at
>>53400134
already do quite a bit
reckon she'd be pretty good
hi
>>53400029
Fuck off Sara
>>53400212
Fuck off and kill yourself
>>53400209
>helo my life is literally worse than spongebobs
make us a burger peasant
>Keep daydreaming about being a vigilante dealer of justice that cleans up my city. Wish I was a capeshit for a bit.
>>53400217
Neck yourself you pretentions cunt
>>53400198
>Yank without Extra Flag
>Lass
I'm the Lass pls
>>53400199
LOL, who taught you this
>>53400217
theyre cats not ruddy mosquitos you wont die from sharing a chunk of weetabix
>>53399968
You had better not have a penis.
>>53400121
Not Lou Ferrigno sorry, Mike Katz. Not seen Pumping Iron in years
so lads any updates on this
i literally dont go on anything here other than /brit/
the last time i posted outside one of these threads is probably close to 12 months ago
>>53400217
Fuck off
>>53400249
top of the morn to you
>>53400273
Sorry bb
imagine robbing a prozzy who is depositing her weeks takings at the bank?
>>53400022
>tho
Kill yourself, yank.
>>53400130
lmao
tell her you've already arranged to do something with friends
>>53400149
Time to kill myself then
Best I can do is overwrite the HDD a few times and change ISP
Though I know from experience the pigs will put minimal effort into the forensic search
>>53400297
He's got his lips around my willy right now
>>53400309
FONT
>>53400273
be my gf
>>53400275
I know i won't die but that isn't the point, it's just manners
I don't let my dog lick stuff i feed to my guests
>>53400336
nonce
>>53400273
post belly
since my ex is still opening my snapchat stories think i'm gonna post some suggesting that i have a new gf or something to hide the fact that i'm doing literally nothing with my life
>>53400335
>>53400335
>Best I can do is overwrite the HDD a few times and change ISP
Nope. run a magnet over it then microwave it for good measure.
>>53400335
>Though I know from experience the pigs will put minimal effort into the forensic search
Lol not if you are already an offender
>>53400354
Epic!
ate a block of cheese
>>53400265
bit rude you
>>53400309
rest of /int/ is shit
>>53400313
tramp
>tfw pretending to be a boy in /brit/
lads I need to have my dick sucked by a bitch keke
>>53400297
My neck hurts.
>>53399653
why do girls on the internet always think they're special because they don't have a dick? literally 50% of the world is female, fuck off
>>53400354
One girl means nothing lad
wtb gf
i dont have much to offer in terms of financially but i promise to love you forever and ever
>>53400361
Fuck off im 20
>>53400428
alri george mate how
What's the most surprising thing you've learnt from being an Escort?
I'm really surprised how unselfish clients are sexually compared to boyfriends? Boyfriends who are more interested in their own pleasure than their partners, I don't think I've ever received so much oral attention ever! Most of it pretty damn good too.
I can have absolutely mind blowing orgasmic sex with a man I wouldn't give a second glance to in real life.
How many lovely, decent, and successful men can't find a partner? (Where were they all when I was dating?)
How kind, thoughtful and non judgemental clients can be?
How much I would enjoy being an escort!
Ooh, how many men cheat on their wife's.... Not so good!
>>53400412
very much agree
actually one of the worst boards i reck
Rate my conspiracy theory, lads
>CIA recruits Sean Penn
>Tells him to act like an absolutely idiot lefty twat and they'll contact him when he's needed
>He acts like an absolute lefty twat, hanging out with Chavez, telling the UK to give the Falklands back to the Argies, going around Haiti after the Earthquake acting like he's the only cunt who knows what to do
>Word gets round to ne'er-do-wells around the world that Sean Penn might want to be their mate
>Eventually El Chapo contacts him, thinking that Sean Penn hates the US and would like to discuss being in a biopic about him and writing a piece for a magazine about him
>Penn wears a GPS device, leads the authorities to where el Chapo is, still writes the article for Rolling Stone
>His identity as a CIA asset remains a secret
>>53400361
*bums you*
if you text more than one person who isnt family or work related and use special apps for communication like snap chat, youre a normie and you need to fuck off
http://strawpoll.me/6505934
http://strawpoll.me/6505934
http://strawpoll.me/6505934
http://strawpoll.me/6505934
http://strawpoll.me/6505934
reddit test
>>53400348
is this the """attractive""" guy from SF
if so still no
>>53400297
literal qt
>>53400429
it's a disease we need attention 60% of our lives
>>53400388
They didn't do anything about the loli doujins in my pictures folder
>>53400334
very good idea, just remembered me bf (best friend) is still around for another couple of weeks so might do something with him instead
>>53400309
this
>>53400412
this
>>53400422
this
>>53400429
this
>>53400358
why not
>>53400273
this
>>53400265
this
>>53400459
its a herb
>>53400483
all me
>>53400441
>in terms of financially
>>53400445
Did George accept your friend request?
how are the men ?
>>53400249
A salama lakum.
