Literally the female /brit/ edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZhZ0k1lyF8
crayon pop
>>53378875
she's cute af
sopranos gimmick haha
Kyary
r8 my waifu of 2 years now
>>53378839
>My mum is a slag
>>53378912
>sopranos
did the man use the swear?
>>53378875
me irl
sick of the sexism on /brit/
let's have some equality in 2016
>>53378944
cara eyebrows, she needs to be holocausted.
Remember that lad who had a kid at 13 years old?
>>53378944
Look like the female versions of the columbine shooters
I dream I was gay but i'm not gay..
i jerk off ma dick with girls, lesbian porn, hetero porn...
but i have OCD too, obssesive compulsible disorder..
maybe is a obssesive thinking, i have 4 days with this......
HELPPPPPPPPPP
>>53378960
when does john oliver's new series start?
>>53378960
Rasheed
>>53378945
>>53378927
Having kids at a younger age reduces the chances of autism and genetic defects. The teenage years are the prime time to have offspring.
what's everyone drinking?
alreet
>Want to buy a £6 game
>VAT
>Payment Fee
>Card Fee
>Suddenly my £6 is £8.50
JUST FUCK OFF WILL YOU
Reminder that the qt innocent introvert shy gfs you're all waiting to come along are all snatched up by normies and do not care about you
How can I achieve this look /brit/?
>>53378981
>not liking eyebrows
absolutely harem
>>53378991
bit rude
>>53379040
well duh
>>53379021
fucking tory bastards
>>53379006
Was that your mums thinking or was she just a slag
>>53379040
i do not find english females attractive
>>53379021
>retailers not including these things in a single price
jews, the lot a them
>>53379006
>Mum had me at 35 and my brother at 38
>He's a turbonormie and I'm the one who's a bit of an autist
Improbable desu
>>53379040
I've had a few already
They were boring
Need a normie gf
>you will never travel around the world on motorbike with Ewan Mcgregor
Why live
if your mum isn't at least 25 years older than you she's a slag
>>53379040
t-that's not true
>>53379006
my mum had me at 21 and look how I turned out haha
>>53378944
is she a pure-bred american?
>>53378905
>>53378937
>>53379017
>>53379021
When I was in America the price in shops was always lower than when you went to the till
They just add some percentage when you get to the till.
Mental
>>53379122
Met his mum once
>>53379157
she's a Texan so I guess so
who are more qt on average, scottish or english girls?
>>53379040
>tfw introvert shy qt girl I knew as a teenager used to talk about everything including the fact that we were both virgins
>Starting to think from a bunch of things that she was into me
>Haven't spoken to her in years and she's probably got a bf by now
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>53379050
Phil Ryan literally looks like a working class lad from a council estate in a northern mining town desu, looks like the lad from Kes.
I dream I was gay but i'm not gay..
i jerk off ma dick with girls, lesbian porn, hetero porn...
but i have OCD too, obssesive compulsible disorder..
maybe is a obssesive thinking, i have 4 days with this......
HELPPPPPPPPPP,
>>53379169
Referee
>>53379204
canadian or american?
>>53379187
Yeah they don't include sales tax on the tag for some reason
My guess is the jews
>>53379026
*catcalls*
alri luv
want a lift luv
show us your tits luv
>>53379126
your mums gonna die when youre still quite young
>>53379010
That literally looks like one of those faux pubs you get in Dubai or Burgerland
Mum had me at 18 lads
Think I ruined her life lol
>Work at programming startup.
>Everyone has fucking tinder. Even the socially awkward programmer foreveralones who can't talk to girls IRL.
I've seen him try. It's comedic almost. He gives up after awkwardly beta-ing it up.
Am I really that behind the times. I went to uni 2010-2015, even through not trying that hard and only going clubbing occasionally I still managed to pull a girl once or twice a year without muh tinder.
>>53379187
Loads of laws like this seem like they're just laws written by businesses designed to reduce prices on the face of things without actually lowering prices. Like the extent of tipping too
>>53379204
in my honest opinion Scottish accents are godtier
>>53379244
the police have your details now m8
>>53379195
Was she nice? She seems nice
>>53379250
She ruined her own life
>>53379233
We all know lad
>>53379250
fuck off prole
>>53379204
Scots are fatter on average
>>53379242
pretty much the same so doesn't matter
>>53379250
>>53379295
this desu
can't blame yourself for her having you
Done that thing again where i keybind something and all the images in the site go away
>>53379250
Jesus Christ I know this feel
she was going to go to uni but got pregnant with me, now she works at a job she hates and I'm a useless autist. If I call myself she'll have ruined her life for nothing, but I can't live with this guilt. JUST FUCK ME UP.
>>53379250
No, she ruined her life
>>53379250
It's the prime age for childbearing.
I dream I was gay but i'm not gay..
i jerk off ma dick with girls, lesbian porn, hetero porn...
but i have OCD too, obssesive compulsible disorder..
maybe is a obssesive thinking, i have 4 days with this......
HELPPPPPPPPPP,,
>>53379250
>Being a chav
>>53379329
same answer
>>53379338
do something useful like become a doctor you utter wasteman
>>53379338
Did you make her let some guy cum inside her with no protection?
>>53379312
Tay would literally be qt if she gained a bit of weight and stopped wearing makeup and grew her hair out again. Really not a fan of her look tbquitehnst
>>53379312
christ
>>53379312
Overrated attention whore slag
I saw a 14 year old with a baby the other day
Fucking disgusting
why are people so fucked up lads?
How do I go out and make new friends, lads?
The friends I used to have are cunts or have moved away.
>>53379351
See >>53379376
>>53379385
She's a turboqt as it is lad
>>53379416
teen pregnancy is down m8 thanks to tony blair's education reforms
witcher 3 is such a meme game
>>53379377
ahh
I really like Scottish accents though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgOxvu0rbHo
>>53379427
because the world is fucked up
>>53379429
Just go to a gig, get drunk and start talking to some people in the smoking area
>>53379416
I'm 18 and I know quite a few people in my year with kids. Saw a girl who got kicked out of my year in year 9 walking down the street pushing a pram with one hand and smoking a joint with another haha
>>53379338
Make something of yourself and try to encourage her to go to uni part-time. Or even study online.
>>53379416
>white girls with babies
UHHHHHH THEY ARE SO YOUNGGGGGGGGGG
>white girls without babies
BUUUUUUUUUUUUH WE WILL MUSLIMS IN 10 YEARS, WE NEED WHITE BABIEEEEEEEEES
>>53379338
Pretty much same thing here
I remember when I was 10 she came back from work crying about awful her life was and she wouldn't let me hug her ;_;
>>53379437
what's the matter? the male is supposed to be the provider anyway, the woman bears the children and manages the hosue. if you're in a relationship with a career woman you should literally inhabit a cuckshed.
>>53379445
>thanks to tony blair's education reforms
kek. I know that it's down but how is it due to that?
The biggest drop has been since 2008, so if anything thank Gordon Brown
Mum had me at 29
>>53379458
you really like girl's voices especially girls who you are attracted to because you are a straight cis male
>>53379458
there are decent Scottish accents and there are horrible ones, her's is alright I guess
haha kill me la's x
>>53379375
It's intrusive thoughts now you're becoming obsessed by it.
Find something else to focus on.
>>53379452
This. So boring. Combat is awful. The first time I died was 50 hours in
>inb4 higher difficulty
They should program Normal to be normal
>>53379416
How do you know it wasn't her sister?
>>53379505
It was Blair who introduced education reforms no Brown
>>53379429
>get a job
>gravitate towards people of similar age
>start talking to them
>eventually you'll get invited to go for a drink
>opportunities to make friends open up
It's not hard mate
>>53379501
>Being proud of having a dim slut of a mother
wew
>>53379452
That was a great Easter egg, shut the fuck up. The Witcher 3 is literally one of the best games ever and anyone who disagrees is a contrarian faggit. Yes I'm mad, because fucking autists on /v/ keep saying blood borne and MGSV was better.
>>53379505
the impact of education policy isn't immediate, dummy. you notice the difference when they grow up.
kids through blair's tenure = young adults around 2010
>>53379483
They're making chav babies so they're literally just as bad as muzzies tbqh
>>53379483
fuck off gayboy
>>53379476
>I'm 18
Jesus, and I wonder why this general is so shit. Literal children
>>53379416
as long as she was right, than it was right
>>53379536
So you didn't play at a higher difficulty even though you found it too easy
>>53379475
Not a fan of drinking or gigs, don't smoke. Am I doomed to be a creepy loner?
>>53379573
But which ones?
>>53379516
are Scottish accents in the UK the equivalent of Southern accents here? i.e. most people hate them?
>>53379557
who said having an obiedient, subservient child bearer has anything to do with being a slag? sounds like projection to me m80
also
>burying your geriatric, self-shitting mother in your 30s
lmao at your life if you do this
>>53379492
Yep. Exactly the same thing here.
Did she go crazy sometimes and scream and shout at you a lot too? We probably had very similar childhoods.
>>53379548
>How do you know it wasn't her sister?
Because she said it was her baby
>he doesn't have mastercrafted Griffen gear
>he doesn't have over 300% sign intensity
Lmao
Might do a skyrim later
doing thieves guild quests as a sneaky archer i usually just play heavy armour in elder scrolls games but in fallout games I never use automatic weapons 2bh you go through ammo too quick
In fallout 4 literally what is the point of power armour? I never use it 2bh
>>53379558
All those games are awful and for brain dead children.
>>53379437
>She's a turboqt as it is lad
Low standards. Also, she's a fucking retard.
>>53379594
Oh so you didn't read the bit about Normal did you? It's their job to program the game. It defaults to normal so I will play it how they designed it. Which is badly
been playing Ni no Kuni tb honest. Too comfy
>>53379630
I suppose kind of...I'm Scottish myself so perhaps not the best person to ask, haha
why are american women so awful?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxWpw9Kqol0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H403uayN9Sc
>>53379656
adorable
Saw Craven on a flight back from Pattaya wearing a "Mission: Accomplished" t-shirt.
>>53379657
There isn't a normal difficulty in Witcher 3 there are 4 difficulties and you picked one that was too low
>>53379607
dunno lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ
>>53379647
>doing thieves guild quests as a sneaky archer
simply begone
not even memeing its just a shit way to play the game
>>53379595
yes
>>53379656
>my lady hasn't practise the japanese art of eating like I have
>my lady is a retard
which are better, irish or scottish girls?
are ginger girls qt in real life, or are they a meme?
>>53379656
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CALL MY WAIFU, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU BEST TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING CURRY EATING GOAT FUCKING IED EXPLODING FUCKING PAKI CUNT
>>53379716
What about Scotland
qt
>>53379697
what do you care? you'll die alone no matter where you are.
>>53379656
She's a flat out 10/10 lad
>>53379656
fucking hell
>>53379756
subjective
>>53379733
I know it's the #1 memebuild, but i've never played it that way b4
>tfw no paki gf who's defected from islam to worship my cock instead
>>53379711
I picked the one it defaulted to i.e they programmed it badly. Anyway the enemies taking more hits wouldn't make it more fun
>quen
>sidestep and swipe
>if hit back off and quen
>repeat for 70 hours
>>53379769
autism
>>53379770
don't have as good stats as england because we're south sudan tier
>>53379803
Rasheed
>>53379697
bit rude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPKO_Iu7rM
>>53379337
>>53379524
lads ffs :(
>>53379790
its too easy and boring
>>53379839
YOU FUCKING PAKI BASTARD, YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER MUST BE BROTHER AND SISTER FOR YOU TO BE THIS INBRED
>>53379743
Eating with chopsticks is piss easy
>tfw used to sit on the same table as a very qt, very shy ginger girl
>tfw I never spoke to her because I was also very shy
>tfw I used to catch glimpses of her looking at me while she was twirly her long ginger hair
HNNNNNNNG
I hate myself, she so cute and I don't think she's ever had a bf either, why didn't I talk to her? FUCK. ME.
Bought all of density content for 20 quid. Only level 8 and been to the same 3 areas 5 times each
What's the the appeal?
>>53379849
Ethel.
>>53379898
Kim Lee-Chong
>>53379803
I fucking god damn love middle eastern qt's. Who is this angel?
>>53379898
How do you eat rice with chopsticks?
>>53379783
'no'
>>53379770
seems like it's been fairly constant hovering around 40 since 1998
Why do middle and upper-middle class British kids go on a constant cycle of skiing holidays in the winter then obscure third world shitholes in the other seasons? Why do they all have ridiculous names? What do they do when they are at home?
>>53379916
>actually investing in Activision/Bungie
kill yourself
>>53378875
>They all watch anime
Holy shit you weren't lying.
>>53379452
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53379912
>she wasn't looking at you
>she wasn't attracted to you
>she never would have been your gf
hth
>>53379898
Fuck off anti white
If you have ever eaten anything with chopsticks you need to get out of this fucking country
>>53379862
whys she talking in a stroke victim voice
>>53379933
shovel it in quickly like a hand stick conveyor belt
War and Peace tonight lads
who /H Y P E D/?
>>53379952
Hello reddit
I couldn't give a fuck about whatever politics you are mad about
>>53379933
Hold the ends together, lift the rice up and balance, and place into your mouth
>>53379716
this is a result of jew propaganda to keep the whites from reproducing
i find eating with chopsticks pace the meal better than with forks.
>>53378875
Real talk though that girl in the OP picture doesn't even need to be at that school.
If you're an attractive girl things just end up working out for you.
Love the anti-white gimmick desu keep it up
>>53379972
>He's never been to Wagamama's
>>53379990
Bit inconvenient though isn't it lad. I usually try for a bit then just use a fork with the rest
>>53380000
unironically read it twice
Ask someone who sat next to Lavren at uni anything
>>53379933
Asians use sticky rice. It's easy as fuck.
>>53379970
>hth
Not familiar with with this abbreviation 2bh
>>53380033
can confirm
t. attractive girl
>>53380057
as in lauren mayberry? did you "fuck" her?
>>53379948
Skiing is seasonal you fucking idiot
my name is james connolly
i didn't come here to die
Why not just use a fork though? Is it like the aboriginals still not knowing how to use wheels? Just haven't thought of it?
>>53380057
what do her armpits smell like
>>53379933
the rice should stick to the chopsticks and you just shovel it in
went to china and it look me about a day to master it, and i have a constant hand tremor from my alcoholism
>>53379972
>being able to use chopsticks makes you anti-white
>I don't read the Financial Times
explain yourself, why don't you want to keep up to date on the markets?
>>53380076
how the hell
never heard it before either but am the master of figuring out any acronym
>>53380098
Yes. No.
>>53380114
Dunno
>>53380076
hope this helps
>>53379948
Drink, go to meme events in London (i.e. pop-up rooft-top bars with nicaraguan streetfood vendors ec.), work shit jobs and wait for mummy and daddy to keel over so they can inherit some wealth.
YOU DOWN WID OPP?
>>53380039
>>53380039
yeah i usually pick up the sticky stuff with the chopsticks and then put some rice on that then eat it at the same time
lads look, S L A G S haha now help me or face genocide
>>53379337
>>53379524
>>53379879
>>53380170
blanda upp
>>53380206
>>53380132
I unironically do, read that stuff at work when I'm pretending to be doing work or have nothing to do
>FT
>Spectator
>The World Today
>London Review of Books
it's p. good haha. I also buy a physical copy and fold it up under my arm whenever out and about (but never read it).
No logic in chopsticks nowadays
Use a knife and fork you spastics
hmmm
I've just ran the number and I agree with 97 of of the 189 posts in this thread.
Needs improvement.
Do you think this shit >>>/pol/60574248 is serious and should be reported in some manner?
>>53380206
>tfw you will never have a slag fuckfriend you only see as a sex object because she has no other redeemable qualities and isn't even cute, just "hot"
Having a look
>>53380264
Who cares?
>>53380246
>says the spastic who can't use chopsticks
Going to Paris in summer for the euros and genuinely slightly concerned about terrorism. First time I've had that feeling
>>53380305
alri orlando
>>53380305
don't do this
>>53380305
*le yank peeping in on /brit/ face
>>53380264
>Willy-Brandt-Straße
>>53380264
obviously not
those kinds of threads are posted all the time on r9k
its basically a meme
[you dip]
>>53380337
I don't need to use chopsticks, i own knives and forks
>>53380246
shamefur dispray
it's easy you dull cunt
>>53380206
really wish my pal from work would realise i'm not going to answer and stop phoning me
don't want to go to footy tonight ffs
>>53378875
rate my squad, /brit/
>>53380356
>not wanting to become a living, breathing /brit/ meme
Shameful
>I use chopsticks because it makes me seem intelligent and cultural
>>53380391
Well done laddy
>>53380400
Doesn't matter if its easy, proper cutlery is more effective
chopsticks are for showing off
>>53380159
well, tell us what she was like in real life.
>>53380236
>>53380290
>>53380412
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
post amateur porn vids with brit slags
>I eat food with wooden sticks like some sort of degenerate caveman
>>53380305
ha ha ha
>>53380482
>>53380472
I don't really know her.
>>53380412
unreal, amazing chebs
>>53380305
I don't know this meme lads, help me out
>>53380482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>53380525
DEFINITELY WOULD
>>53380412
could literally cum in this bird 6 times in one hour
>>53380445
>>53380465
>>53380495
t. children who can't into chopsticks
listening to rebel songs
>>53380412
I need to stick my dick in something
Why doesn't Harry Kane just breathe through his mouth?
>>53380575
t. nonce
>>53380551
Don't find her attractive at all desu
Looks like a druggie cunt
accidentally put werk tyme on lmao im a silly old prick haha lads x
>>53380553
it's a britposter
only posted it earlier today
are you guys glad that your fine land produced such a splendid specimen?
>>53380412
>choker
>those hips
>those chebs
HNNNNNNNNNGGGH
>>53380575
>thinks it's impressive to use chopsticks
Bet you were the knob trying to spin pens in schools
>>53379862
>That accent
>>53380641
Yes
>>53380553
Some yank lad posted it before when he was talking about how he looked like shit on a picture. So he posted the picture. Now he's immortalised as a meme.
t. Lad whose been browsing for 6 hours straight
http://strawpoll.me/6500127
HELP ME
IMPRTANT POLL
>>53379633
yes
she would scream at me over simple things and then go into tirades about how much she hated her job and stuff
>>53380641
Sad specimen who thinks raging on Jewtube is going to reverse the course of leftism in the UK.
>>53379452
my corpse on the right
>>53379990
Absolutely subhuman my friend.
>>53380641
He is very beautiful isn't he?
Was he joking about this week in stupid being cancelled this week or what?
Using chopsticks is like learning to ride a unicycle
You don't impress anyone, you just look like a total bellend
>>53380000
Deutschland 83 tonight too
In for a good one
oh, look down there, a normie...
*drops brick on his head from my hot air balloon*
heh, too easy...far too easy...
>>53380733
dont even know who this is desu
>>53380733
Who's Teresa Halbach?
Just posting a Sophie lads
>>53380641
