The cyberbullying has become a bit much lads edition
Cara
>>53375084
>Apparently there's like social media etiquette to get a gf. You have to like there pictures, then if they like yours back you can DM them
Wh-What?
cara
going to go and do a poo now
might post from the loo if there isnt anything worth reading on the bbc app
ta ta for now
kpop desu lads
I LOVE WILLIES
>stupid poortherners, i l-love my o-one room £1,000,000 flat i-in l-london, t-theres only th-three mosques nearby
Whats the latest on sershlad
Is he back
>>53375158
How was the dump?
tl;dr /brit/ is finally waking up, becoming enlightened and having an epiphany
Ugly people are more disadvantaged in life. Doesn't matter if you're the most confident person in the world, if you're ugly then you're dragged right fucking down
By the laws of human nature, ugly people are less valuable as human beings and are treated as 2nd rate humans.
>time to get the submarine to the co-op again
>>53375192
more mosques in the north though
ITT songs that are LITERALLY you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO-NaEj2dQ0
>>53375147
I wish I was joking lad, it's real.
That's the only way to get a gf these days if you're my age. Girls will literally laugh at you if you ask them out irl instead of on social media. It's all about sending nudes on snapchat and "popping up" to girls on Facebook.
Azusa
>>53375192
>stupid southerners, i l-love my council flat in r-rotherham, i only h-have to let the muslims fuck my 12 year old daughter t-three times a week
>>53375192
>northerner talking shit about muslims
aha
>>53375213
this is fucking incorrect
eggman isn't a virgin
I know several attractive autists who are
>>53375250
>everyone my age is like me and the small amount of people I know
>>53375250
kek
I can remember when cameras on phones had just about become a thing about 12 years ago and some guys were getting sent nudes.
>tfw still haven't been sent one
>Wait until you see Uplay is everywhere ready After that you can choose in the settings that Uplay OFFLINE Remains (DO THIS ALSO) CLOSE again Uplay.
Yeah this is fucking clear.
lads the poor people I hired to battle eachother in a gladiator battle all died from scurvy in the dungeons i kept them in ffs even though I told the lion tamer to feed them limes
>>53375250
Lmao
Sluts maybe
I had 8 watchers on my jacket and no bids. Fuming. Absolutely fuming.
bullies IN
bullies IN
bullies IN
>>53375250
>>53375294
Not him but everything he's saying is true
technology has fucked everything
>>53375233
https://vimeo.com/13673834
>>53375233
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lmtr77LVKM
It's sad how well this song describes me
>born into loving family, turned into an evil useless lonely piece of shit when I got older
>it was nothing like the simulated game, the women didn't love him, the races all annoyed him
;_;
>Sunday already and I've done fuck all this week
mom made me hashbrowns and eggs, not hungry anymore
>>53375213
that attractive swedish guy who was always posted is a virgin, where i know a lot of ugly as sin guys who aren't.
english women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8xmSi5ZFNE
>>53375403
>>Sunday already and I've done fuck all this week
FONT
>>53375223
FOD
>>53375276
>living in a lowerclass area(like london)
KEK
>>53375281
>London is <45% white
what was that m8?
had the maid packed into a box and shipped to Zimbabwe for undercooking my tendies
gave me the whole "im not even the cook" spiel but I don't care about pathetic poor proles anyway lol
>>53375403
if you had done nothing your boss would have fired you
>>53375403
>Have to have slept, washed and got to work within 15 hours
nige
What is autism really, lads?
>>53375250
Top kek m8
Are you trying to tell me that in Britain people no longer get shitfaced at bars and go home with each other?
Your women sure seemed pretty drunk and horny when I was there in ~2010
>>53375401
>1 minute into the video
Got me spooped
>>53375483
A spectrum of people who to varying degree can't understand social norms or other people's emotions. Not to be confused with introversion.
>>53375483
humanity evolving
>>53375483
getting angry at stupid shit
>>53375483
>>53375488
That's all fine and dandy for shagging slags, but not for getting no qt gf who doesn't get shit faced every weekend.
i've prepared lunch for you lads
go on, ask me what it is
The only reason I hate social media is because I'm ugly
snapchat downfall best day of my life
>>53375455
>The city with the lowest White British population as a percentage is Leicester (45.1%)
kek poortherners
>>53375570
what is it ausm8
In the bath lads
>>53375570
is it a burger?
i want a burger
>>53375483
/brit/
>>53375570
izzit shreemp on the bahbby
>>53375570
better not be a knuckle sandwich lad *primes my body into fight mode*
on my way to the birmingham meet up lads
see you at starbucks soon
>>53375616
good city la
>>53375570
what is it
>>53375526
literally me. :c
>>53375594
>>53375617
it's a knuckle sandwich
*biff*
hahaha faggot
>>53375250
I was born in 1997 I have never seen this etiquette
think you're telling porkies 2bh
>>53375455
>he actually pays the local muslims to have sex with his 11 year old sister
>>53375583
This
I have never felt so left out and lonely in my life ever since social media came out. This is why I love 4chan and also why normies should fuck off.
in amsterdam there lived a maid
mark well what i do say
in amsterdam there lived a maid
and she was mistress of the whoring trade
>>53375590
In the other thread I had northern cities >90% but you faries ignored it
>Leftists
>>53375483
>>53375662
my dad would wreck you if he still loved me
>>53375656
>I am a spectrum of people
Schizophrenic anon, pls
northerners bragging about house prices is literally no differentthan if someone from Ghana came into this thread bragging about their cheap house
>>53375707
me without the shirt
>>53375707
me on the left
>>53375483
See
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlHN2_x6GEE
>>53375662
>>53375688
>Corbyn is "true labour"
>>53375707
me with the autism ARRRRBLAAARGGHHRAAARRRGH
>>53375685
So your the one who constantly goes on about this south/north argument, nice.
>>53375665
I'm really not lad, like I said I wish I was joking. Maybe it's just where I live, but it definitely happens. For some reason i managed to befriend all the normies in my year and they spoke about that shit a lot, I know what I'm talking about. My mates tried to help me lose my virginity by inboxing some slags on Facebook and told them to come to his house while we shagged them, it's literally that easy.
>>53375683
in the next life lad, in the next life
>>53375688
>USSR delivered industrialisation and economic reform
>this apparently is something only communism could have achieved
>Seumas Milne
terrible
>>53375720
>>53375798
you gonna cry now? you gonna cry like a faggot? lmao
*steals your lunch money*
Whats Scotland like lads?
Looks cozy desu
>>53375778
wow this is so me
>>53375889
worst weather in the country
>>53375250
>>53375250
>Girls will literally laugh at you if you ask them out irl instead of on social media
no, they just laugh at you when you ask them out because you're a fat autist
>>53375844
Forgot to mention. I'm still a virgin, I unironically went home when he told me he asked slags to come round and fuck us haha
>>53375889
>obesity
>opiate addiction
>alcoholism
>sectarian violence
>banana republic economy
>chips on shoulders
>>53375844
>I know what I'm talking about
clearly not lad
>>53375250
>Girls will literally laugh at you if you ask them out irl instead of on social media.
Yeah but if you're good looking they won't laugh
>>53375889
it's all a bit gay if i'm honest
>>53375966
>West coast represents all of Scotland
Told my dad I'm gay and he said he doesn't want to speak to me for a while XD
>>53375927
I'm skeleton mode actually, still ugly though. I've never asked a girl out irl because I know what happens. You don't know what it's like being in my generation, everyone I know was raised on social media - everything they do is on social media. Did you know employers will search for you on Facebook and look through your account before hiring you?
>>53375936
Why did you go home?
Nailed my knackers to a table earlier for a sexual kink.
I won't be doing that again, let me tell you.
>>53376014
wat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Ve4UP_ELM
always has a good laugh w this
>>53376014
wew
>>53376001
What's Edinburgh like m8?
anyone else never had a social media account
>>53376001
>50 minutes away is entirely different
>>53375778
15 years is pretty harsh
>>53376014
Me in the bubble
>>53376059
>You don't know what it's like being in my generation, everyone I know was raised on social media - everything they do is on social media
I'm two years older than you.
>Did you know employers will search for you on Facebook and look through your account before hiring you?
>what are privacy settings
>>53375889
muh
>>53376090
>Saturday Night Live
Ming-boggling that this still goes on. It's just so terrible.
>>53376076
I have horrific social anxiety and I'm at least 90% sure I have the 'tism. If I would've stayed it would've been a spaghetti fest when the girls arrived. I literally nearly threw up when he told me what was happening, he was trying to be helpful though to be fair.
>>53376119
what is los angeles like
stop asking questions. we know all you want to say is muh heritage
>>53376119
it's nice
>>53376014
>"people" itt that have never watched the holy mountain
I'm probably a lot less unattractive than I think I am
trust issues and childhood bullying probably knocked my self esteem a bit and I'm only just recovering from it haha x
>>53376151
ikr i think i might get dad to have it cancelled
Why are the government obsessed with trying to make people live longer lads?
I get the point in taxes on cigarettes for example, it stops people free-riding. But why then try and discourage people from smoking? And seatbelt laws and stuff.
It just costs more in the end anyway because of pensions and social care.
I think that politicians are just autists who obsess over HDI and stuff.
business plan: turn /brit/ into /cum/ 2.0 therefore making all yanks think twice about posting in /brit/
think this could work lads.
>>53376174
LA is great loads of stuff to do
I'm of Irish heritage m8, Scotland looks pretty cool desu
>>53376119
Too good for Scotland.
wish i could be constantly sedated on benzos
![edinburgh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YSOi3Rl.jpg "edinburgh[1].jpg")
>>53375889
Edinburgh is GOAT, the rest is a bit meh, highlands are nice though.
>>53375926
It's still basically fine
>>53376203
>hipster
die
LaTrayvon Mendoza-McDonald, Scottish-American.
>>53376223
This
Seatbelt laws fucking annoy me so much, if I get into a crash and die it's my fault for not wearing a seatbelt you cunts you don't need to fine me
>>53376229
that idea makes as much sense as removing the wilderness in runescape back in 2008 i think it was
why should everyone have to suffer just because of a few shitheads?
>>53376258
>I'm of Irish heritage m8
so everyone in scotland m8
>>53375889
>the noblest prospect a Scot ever sees is the high road that leads him to England
>>53375131
>>53375153
good posts
>>53376223
I'm of the opinion that a cure for cancer/AIDS is something that the world couldn't handle.
It's a cruel but arguably necessary form of population control.
>>53376287
Yes but we all have to pay for it when your body is dragged across the street or you are comatosed for months on end
Also the role of the state is to safeguard it's citizens so living longer is of course one of their priorities
>>53376130
ur ma
my fucking shower's not working, FUCK
what happened to me? i used to be so creative and motivated
is it just depression?
Lads I look in the mirror and I'm like a 7/10 but when I get outside I'm like a 3/10 and a 2/10 in photos
why
>>53376355
you're an idiot
when were you born?
>>53376323
up the Celtic m8!
>>53376352
>>53376315
alri then, keep /brit/ the same but make a trench (like they did in runescape) extend it so the yank mobility scooters can't drive into /brit/
>>53376355
fucking idiot
>>53376407
Body dysmorphia
>>53376351
I might unironically move to England this year desu
>>53376407
You're just used to seeing your face mirrored and seeing it how it really is seems strange
I'm ugly and I think ugly people should be sterilised to prevent suffering for any future generations
Just about to start pic rel.
McCuller's writing is comfy af
What are you reading lads?
>>53376355
It's not working well enough
I know it's edgy but we need to cull the population a but, it's getting ridiculous now.
>African countries with populations of 500,000,000+
>India with 1,000,000,000+
They literally need to be genocided for the good of all humanity, there's too many of them.
THIS IS NOT SUSTAINABLE
>>53376410
>>53376448
Please explain.
>>53359972
>>53359972
happy birthday
>>53376323
>"Scottish"
no
>>53376422
gas yourself, yankee
anyone else see the new goverment guidelines on alcohol consumption?
how deluded can the government be about the psyche of the public? people drink because they don't have much else to do, instead of investing in alcohol research and guidelines we should be investing in education, community facilities and the NHS
absolutely mental
>There shouldn't be seatbelt laws
>Muh freedom
>>53376486
Just finished "Why the Tories won" about the 2015 election
>>53376486
>>53376500
what? the most populated african country is nigeria with 184m
>still talking to this girl on tinder about fucking sixth form and uni
god this is dull but if I change the subject I'll probably start getting one word replies
>>53376512
>please explain why cancer and AIDs are a bad thing
gf just sent me this
>I get a feeling when I look at you
>Wherever you go now I wanna be there too
>They say we're crazy but I just don't care
>And if they keep on talking
>still they get nowhere
>>53376486
aint erd of en innit
finished Ask the Dusk by Fante, a comfy read aswell
might be up lord jim again now
>mum gets told she's very attractive
>dad gets told he's very attractive, I overheard my sisters 16 y/o friends talking about him a few times
>my sisters get told they're very attractive
>I'm ugly
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? REEEEEEEEE
>>53376520
>>"Scottish"
>no
don't know what you're trying to say here
>>53376512
it's incredibly inefficient for "population control"
well-off people have very few children
the best "population control" is eliminating poverty
How do i achieve this look /brit/?
>>53376583
>"They have a 4chan"
what?
>Paki on BBC Click
>His name is Mark Cieslak
Bit weird inni
doing a 4chan
>>53376583
drop that hoe
>>53376532
>I like to be infantilised
This is isn't even some """libertarian""" big business sellout thing. It's just the principle that if there isn't a free rider effect going on then people should be free to do it
>>53376529
why does alcohol guidelines trigger plebs so much?
>>53376583
nonce
>>53376486
Reading the Foundation Trilogy
>>53376637
Euphoric
>>53376637
>what?
I think they mean like 'have a facebook' or 'have a tumblr'
>>53376582
You know what I mean. Obviously they're bad. I said as much. But we're already overpopulated as it is and I don't see how keeping everybody ever born alive for as long as possible can be sustainable.
>>53376638
The other day I saw some Paki and I thought "oh God, I'm not going to understand him" then when he started talking he had the most cockney accent ever. Made me laugh desu
>>53376596
your personality is contorting your physical features
>>53376657
wasn't triggered, i acknowledge that i consistently double the recommended consumption, it's just pointless
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35276200
hoho what an edgelord lads
>>53376657
>I was destitute so I went to denmark to collect benefits
>>53376596
You got cucked/parents drank and smoked at your birth/unlucky genes/you're not actually ugly
any new memes?
>>53376529
I don't think anybody cares either way.
>>53376583
>log into my 4chan account
>update my status
>see this
internet problems
>>53376720
£1500/month isn't too bad
>>53376643
It literally is, as has been explained. If you crash without a seatbelt you are more likely to end up costing the state money than if you had worn one.
Fuck off Ron Paul.
>Reading the Foundation Trilogy
>>53376720
are you even able to do that?
>>53376731
What's Western Australia like m8?
>>53376731
been pretending im a billionaire for the last hour or so
quite fun
what should my SMITE character name be lads?
>>53376718
I tend to be left wing but nothing worse than 'artists' and 'celebs' trying to be likeable by sticking it to a politician.
Well done, you voiced an incredibly popular opinion to his face, I'm sure he's gutted
>>53376596
You probably need a makeover or something
Get fit and fa tbH
>>53376701
Pretty cool desu, makes me hopeful for the future that they'll all just become sound lads
>>53376763
he did. got a council house as well
reckon his parents took him over
>>53376775
>playing smite
>not dota
>>53376718
>BBC allow a Labour shadow minister to resign
>Lefties start whinging about bias
>This happens
>No-one complains because BBC News is broadly unbias
Why are lefties such intolerable whining cunts lads
>>53376775
underagebellend123
>>53376407
Your brain removes your flaws when you look in the mirror. It glosses over shit that it's seen a thousand times and deems superfluous to the image as a whole. Also, you're used to seeing your face reversed in a mirror, so when you see it in pictures, it looks unnatural.
test
>>53376821
I like both 2bh
>>53376596
you were swapped with their real baby at the hospital
>>53376811
idk about Denmark but I'm pretty sure in the UK you have to work for 2 months before you can claim bennies
>>53376486
Just reading this week's Economist at the mo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLtFvC0yAsw
Thoughts?
>>53376798
>>53376722
>>53376702
>friends see my parents for the first time
>"fucking hell its true what they say, attractive parents have an ugly kid waheeey haha"
>y-yeah h-haha
>Just reading this week's Economist at the mo
>>53376849
so when people look at my face
it's far uglier than what I see in the mirror?
Is it possible that while you're all angsty waiting around for a girl to text you they're doing the same waiting for you to text them?
>It was a tremendous week for the glorious leader of the Worker's Revolution party, who, using cunning and guile, stunned the world by taking three days to reorganise his cabinet.
>Meanwhile in North Korea...
kek, Clarkson bring the bantz
>>53376766
boring tbqh. good weather, good beaches but boring.
>>53376768
terrible gimmick
Drinking a shandy and reading the communist manifesto lads. Comfy as fuck.
>>53376942
Yes. Like when you read over a sentence like this one and you you ignore one of the "you"s I just wrote. Same happens with your ugliness in the mirror.
>>53376906
>Don't worry about being attractive, just remember to be funny, charismatic, confident and turn on the chemistry
Well that's a load of help
>>53376945
no, unless you're good looking
a good fictional baddie Empire should be based a little off the Roman and British Empires as well as the Third Reich
>>53376906
Pajeet here probably has an arranged marriage
not taking advice from him
gf is making me delete my 4chan account lads
is poop music?
>Drinking a shandy and reading the communist manifesto lads
>Jesuisdean
which one of you is it lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vujsjtrfmE
>>53377022
fucks sake
>>53377001
good (not great) bum
EVERY POST BELOW THIS LINE MUST (MUST) HAVE A SLAG ATTACHED
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>>53377047
rip
Considering asking a darkie out for a drink lads.
feel like i could get a gf if i really tried but i just cba lads
>>53377001
oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my
>>53377057
>tfw /r/facesofatheism closed their subreddit when the mods finally gained some awareness of how autistic it was
>>53377111
thats like a millions lines Lol
fuck off
>>53377129
What kind of darkie? Paki? Nig?
>>53377130
iktftbhfam
I have a high opinion of myself but have yet to project this outwards
>>53376917
if your story is true, it's only jarring in relation to the relative attractiveness of your parents. visitors were probably expecting an adonis for an offspring, which makes your average features that much more exaggerated and dissapointing. you're probably fine, slightly below average to average to a stranger
>>53376906
The Simple Pickup guys already admitted that the most useful thing was just getting out there and talking to girls on a regular basis - they're just trying to make money with every other video they put out.
>>53377123
>>53377129
>>53377133
>>53377145
>>53377147
ree shut up
>>53377153
delete these
>>53377001
i'd eat that for days
>>53377181
Nig, literal full African with a Nigerian name. Wew
woke up and thought it was Saturday tb quite honest. I'm sick of being hikikomori
>>53377171
How do I get a Danish gf?
>>53377199
fuck off murderer
>>53377228
link uncensored!!
slags
>>53377239
Just be yourself
>>53377199
t. Jeffery Dahmer
Girl told me I look a bit like a young Paul McCartney lads, does that mean I'm handsome?
>>53377251
What's Hertfordshire like m8?
Looks cozy desu
going for a wee haha x
>>53377185
qt girls call me cute and treat me like a kid, so that's got to count for something i guess. I'd rather look """cute""" than ugly.
>>53377227
>>53377322
The greatest county in england
