>tfw relevant enough to get all the good stuff the world has to offer
>and irrelevant enough to avoid all the shitty stuff the world has to offer
feels excelent 2bh
salu2
>>53360020
>tfw relevant enough to get all the good stuff the world has to offer
Except Wii U's tho
>>53360020
>to avoid all the shitty stuff the world has to offer
>this is what delusional brazilians actually think
>>53360086
delete this
>>53360086
Wat? We do have Wii U here the fuck you're talking?
>>53360086
we just buy the ones that are smuggled from paraguay
>>53360086
brASSilians on suice watch lol
>>53360020
>all the good stuff the world has to offer
At the 3x the price and no RMA support.
>>53360020
>Tfw not born in Brasil.
>Tfw will never have a qt Namorada with a big B U N D A
> Tfw will never play futebol with my stereotypical friends on the streets.
>Tfw will never go to the beach after class and swim until sunset.
> Tfw my house will never be robbed at gunpoint while I sip on a Caipirinha
> Tfw I will always be stuck on this uneventful little Pacific England
WHY EVEN LIVE?
>>53360269
salu2
>>53360269
>mfw all these things have indeed happened to me
>>53360269
>Rio stereotypes
Seriously fuck this. There's so mch different stuff but the world only knows this.
>>53360340
>living in a boring ass state that nobody gives a shit about
it is your fault 2bh
>>53360307
Um Novo Baile Funk Cancao Aqui
EU TENHO MUITOS DE BANANAS MAS NENHUM PARA VOCE.
*Boom Chi Ca Ca*
VAI
* Boom Chi Ca Ca*
VAI
EU SOU O REI DE MACACOS
>>53360371
>muh sun
>muh beaches
Rio is literally Subhumans the city. Even Fortaleza is less shit.
>>53360020
that's portugal though
>>53360428
>implying that isnt all latin world in general
anglos and germanics are too cucks
>>53360418
Look like some fine upstanding Cariocas.
Guns and Bunda are rights in my Favela's constitution desu.
>>53360478
Literally no refugee wants to come here.
We are the furtherst as possible a european country could be from Russia, so no Russia here.
Our only problem is literally the lack of sardines in our sea.
Portugal is heaven.
>>53360394
>Um Novo Baile Funk Cancao Aqui
>EU TENHO MUITOS DE BANANAS MAS NENHUM PARA VOCE.
>*Boom Chi Ca Ca*
>VAI
>* Boom Chi Ca Ca*
>VAI
>EU SOU O REI DE MACACOS
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
hue/10 m8
>>53360340
Even in Africa there are places that snow. You're not a special snowflake.
>>53360549
Valeu. Where's my Latin grammy & complimentary night with Anitta?
>>53360535
AYO WHERE DAT BACALAU AT?
>>53360020
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate
>>53360635
Brazilian crime is a lie invented by Argentina. They skew the statistics by painting Favelados as people.
>>53360635
There are two Germanic Brazilian cities in that list. Why Germanic Brazilians are so violent?
>>53360635
>implying that the average brazilian lives through those murders
>implying that anyone can get simply murdered for no reason here
>implying that 90% of those statistics arent simply drug lord's thugs and cops or someone involved in drug trafficking
Brazil isnt Mexico or Syria m8. Also it is more probable to die in a random shooting in the US than here. Since most deaths here are somewhat related to a reason and not simply some white kid or a minority with access to guns venting out their stress
>>53360020
POSTAM FOFINHAS AGORA!!!
>>53360782
>>implying that the average brazilian lives through those murders
I'm from Porto Alegre, i see one dead body on the streets at least once per year.
>Since most deaths here are somewhat related to a reason and not simply some white kid or a minority with access to guns venting out their stress
Yeah, except when it's a 12 years old boy who hates rich people and shoots you in the face out of hatred.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=208_1379248695
>>53360632
i hate bacalhao
>>53360086
more like no games u
>>53362492
Its fun multiplayer but if you don't like Mario Kart and first party nintendo titles its not good. !
You can hack it to be backwards compatible back to the gamecube though.
But more importantly >>53360838
