*Boom*
*Boom*
*Crash*
That's all it takes for a bugler to break down your door with the intent to take your anime figurines and rape you.
1) Your Country
2) What do you grab to defend yourself
my mom will save me
>>53354815
1. Your country
2. Ruger SR9
>Fılag
>I have a shotgun ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ
Let him rape me.
I'm way too weak to do anything.
>>53354923
BUT If I use it on the burglar I will be the guilty one
USA
This
>>53354928
h-hey, so what's your address man?
>>53354815
1. My country
2. Browning B525 12/76
>>53355028
Beautiful.
How much did it cost?
freeze + df > pop cds > ice lance spam
>>53355039
flag
my six katanas are more than enough desu
typical weebs
>>53355058
~1600€
Guns are expensive here anyways so I rather spend 600€ more on some quality Browning or Beretta than some Russian no name stuff that needs repair every other month.
Mine has even nicer wood than the picture.
>>53355143
Damn that's more than I expected.
It's super nice though. I'm too poor for brand new guns.
I mostly only buy Soviet surplus lel
>>53354815
I'd ask the bugler to play his bugle
i still have one of these
it already killed a few algerians back in the day surely it still does the job
my doors which are not paper thin.
why are doors in america made of cardboard
>>53355311
>Damn that's more than I expected.
My gun salesman was a european champion and olympic shooter. He has a similar Browning, hasnt replaced a spring since the 80s and probably still shoots more than his in a month than I will in a life time. Its really a one time investment.
>I'm too poor for brand new guns.
No problem usually, I mean I still have my great grandfathers 98er here and it shoots fine. I'll make a photo.
These guns were meant to last.
Try to calm him down, open up a conversation with him, urge him not to do it, preach to him christian values. If all else fails, go down on my knees and beg for mercy
>>53354815
If there's a bugler that can break my reinforced steel door, I want to become his disciple for life.
>>53355501
t. Muhammad al-Binghami, victim of racial profiling, campaigner of social justice
*unsheathes katana*
*cuts benis off*
"nudding bersonel kid :DDD"
*ghills in the name of hitler*
*snorts coke from the brim of my fedora*
*shits on his corpes and says it loud and clear*
WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (the viens in my eyes burst violently while doing so)
>*Boom*
>*Boom*
>*Crash*
BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY MAKE A BIG NOISE PLAYIN
>>53355643
>>53355580
we're whiter than you, tyrone.
how's that 60% going? :^)
>>53354815
A gun of course, I'll most likely go to jail after or at the very least end up bankrupt and homeless but such is the law
If he can kick down my door, he can take whatever he wants, including my anus. You silly muricans with your stunt-doors.
Everyone has metal doors there, it's not that easy.
>>53355685
>he thinks actual americans post under this flag
>>53355564
>>53355685
70%
But I like how you always love to make it about us.
>>53355564
Yeah I just like old military guns. Strong and reliable as fuck, plus the historical significance is really nice. They have soul.
Maybe one day I'll save up some money and buy something fancy
>>53355823
Nice
Am I crazy or is there 2 triggers?
>>53355854
if you round up to the nearest 10 and include spics, sanchez. but don't worry, i'm SURE trump will be elected and make everything great again!
>>53355767
You'd be surprised how easy it is to kick down a door. Even with a dead bolt if the wall isn't strong enough to support it it'll just break right through
>>53354815
>inwards opening doors
True sign of the third world.
>>53354815
>boom boom crash
>american doors
>boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
>boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
>boom boom boom boom
>cunt doors
>>53355975
>89% to 72% white from 1940 to 2010(loss of 17% in 70 years) in a country that's had a literal black slave underclass for 2 centuries
>~93% to 86% white from 1991 to 2011(loss of 7% in 20 years) in a European country that's been 99% white for most of it's existence, up until the recent and rapid cuckening taking place
>>53356374
>grouping hispanics together with whites
lmao, you're only fooling yourself, barack.
>>53354815
just grab a government approved butter knife and give him a right proper jabbing.
>non vydia thread
>on /int/
Have we transcended to the next level?
>>53354815
I instill fear in the burglar with my magical helm.
*unzips dick*
>>53354815
US
>>53356872
You'll kill your neighbors in the process.
>>53354815
Squirt him with mayonaise
>>53354815
I'd let slip the emus of war mates.
>>53356872
dat bakelite
>That's all it takes for a bugler to break down your door
>a bugler
>A BUGLER
DOOT DOOT I'M HERE FOR YOUR WIFE
>>53354815
maybe shitty american doors
>>53357060
You can break down any door by kicking the lock.
![stainless_estate_door[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IGWxKoi.jpg "stainless_estate_door[1].jpg")
>>53357104
good luck with that
>>53354815
run to kitchen
grab big knife in right hand
grab hurley in the left
stab him and smash his head in
Old rusty machete
>>53357222
>living in a combination of a safe and a bathroom stall
Calm him down and preach Islamic values, if all else fails, attack.
>>53354815
1. America
2. PTR
My katana was folded over 1000 times
Good luck getting past the front gate
flag
lmao I live in a trailer, sometimes I fear the wind will knock down the walls. that being said, one f the lamps or my dog will be defence.
i dont have anime figurines
>>53354815
Not in here where our front doors open outward
>>53359275
1) Canada
2) A FUCKING LEAF
USA
My Smith & Wesson M&P 9mm in the nightstand (with light attachment for night-killin)
My Swiss army knife and cocaine stash to throw in his eyes
you can probably BOOM BOOM CRASH straight through the american houses wall, nevermind the door lmao
I have a good security system as well as metal doors. Not too concerned about this. Don't have any guns because guns are for asperger faggots.
>>53361101
>don't have any guns
Git out commie
>>53355643
>>53355655
anyone who tries to rape me gets a bowling ball to the skull
a Megatron bowling ball
