>just took a shit
>rub my eye
>can only see a big brown blur
>realise there was a chunk of shit on my finger that I just rubbed into my eye
>>53353676
That's pretty fucking disgusting, mate
>>53353676
CLASSIC AUSTRALIAN POST!!
*LIKE*
Quality thread
>>53353676
>somehow getting shit on your hands
Pajeet pls
>>53353676
Shitposting at its finest
>>53353676
are you sure it wasn't an eyebrow scorpion or a 16 legged eyelash spider or whatever the fuck creatures you have
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>>53353676
just leave a little water on the stain you'll be fine
>>53353676
Does it hurt you cunt?
good thread
>international discussion
haha, you're gonna get pink eye and everyone's gonna think you're a gross ape who doesn't wash his hands