on all levels (excluding the physical of course) i am a primus pilus centurion edition
happy birthday Lottie
I LOVE LISICKI
cara is an ugly dog
haha lads look at me im a small man drinking a normal sized beer haha
girls care more about your personality and social skills than your looks
What happened to Australian warehouse party tinder lad?
/brit/ more like
Azusa
Okay lads, fucking prozzies, how does it work?
Take me through it step by step.
>>53350473
he said it was fucking boring was suppoed to post some pics but i think he only ended up posting one of a chalk board
just had a bag of mini eggs
did those escorts who do cuddling ever come over here? would go for a bit of that phwoaarrr
k-on
whens the last time youve been on a night out with some genuine mates not just acquaintances
you know, the last time you hung with the lads
>>53350153
yeah that's what I thought
also replacing a grant with a loan means there isn't a cap on places anymore
sweden, more like somalia
>>53350410
The series went to shit after the first Spartacus died.
/brit/ is music of the night: to fling yourself around your room to as you psyche yourself for a night of hedonism, for the dance-floor, flirtation, for your desolate heart-stop, for losing it and loving losing it, for the chemical surge in your bloodstream. Its for that lonely hour gently rocking yourself waiting for dawn and it all to be even again.
I've got like 4 different folders filled with 4chan images and it's really hard to find what I'm looking for
>>53350519
NYE
>>53350495
depends?
you can go to a massage place and they'll rub your cock, blow and stuff
you can go to a brothel and pick from some girls
or you get an independent and you phone/message them
2bh
>>53350466
do they actually sell that in the UK
thats a surprise if so
right, who wants a hard bumming?
>>53350541
thanks faramir
>>53350513
Supreme post
>>53350468
they care about like 20 things at once
>>53350488
finish the post please im dying to know what you were going ot say
>>53350519
>genuine mates
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaaha
>having a normal day outside
>accidentally catch my horrible reflection in public
>lose all confidence and feel shit for the rest of the day
how do I stop this from getting to my head
>>53350498
OK thank you for this informative post
C a r a
A
R
A
>>53350500
good lad
>>53350565
your dad
>"So lads! Did anyone see NIGEL FARAGE the other day?"
>[titters and chuckles from the audience. Some people boo mildly. Someone shouts "racist" from the back]
>"Haha yeah I know he's a wanker"
>[audience laughs]
>"But anyway did anyone see...... what he was driving? Do we wanna see that everyone?"
>[audience sounds their agreement]
>[Cuts to a pap shot of are Nige in a car]
>"Yeah see that? That's a BMW everyone"
>[audience laughs]
>"Yeah I don't know if anyone told you Nigel, but BMWs ARE GERMAN"
>[more laughs from the audience, they're eating out of his hand]
>"Oh so you hate the foreigners, but you like their cars huh Nigel? 'Oh no BMW that's British Motor Wehicles that is mate nothing more British than that'."
>[audience are falling over themselves laughing at the irony of it all]
>[Russell tries to continue but chuckles to himself while the audience bursts into spontaneous applause at the top quality humour they just heard]
can you shut up im trying to think
*stretches*
*licks paw*
what are you guys doing >.<
~
>>53350576
suicide usually does the job
>>53350552
wow that kid could have easily broken his neck
hes probably dead irl right now
>tfw your high school life wasn't like your anime
>>53350576
>having a normal day outside
>accidentally catch my amazing reflection in public
>wonder why girls don't like me for the rest of the day
>>53350601
i invented this mini gimmick
scared of opening my 3rd eye again
what if that demon is still there
what if my pineal gland sets on fire again
what if i've got a brain tumour
>>53350569
Thank you
>I was watching the tv the other day and this bloody party political broadcast came on, didn't it?
>I thought "ooh, this should be fun and exciting!"
>*pauses for laugh*
>*nobody laughs*
>anyway, it turned out, get this... it was only the bloody UKIP party!!!
>the crowd bursts into laughter
>HE SAYS HE DON'T LIKE IMMIGRATION, THAT NIGEL FARAGE, DON'T HE?
>WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU MR. FARAGE
>THIS COUNTRY IS PROUD OF OUR MULTICULTURAL DIVERSE MAKEUP
>WE LOVE IT THAT WAY, WE LOVE ALL TYPES OF CULTURE AND PEOPLE HERE
>AND I'M GONNA BE DAMNED IF YOU EVER *''EVER''* TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US, YOU STUPID FUCKING ''CUNT''
>FUCK UKIP!
>drops the mic
>the crowd erupts in cheers and applause
>that very night they all promised to vote labour
bored, contemplating doing a pill alone at home. good or bad idea?
adultwork edition 2bh
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3175419
>>53350576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>53350640
Just fuck off
Scum like you is the worst
If I was good looking I'd probably have 7 gfs and be the CEO of Apple by now or some shit
>>53350562
On sale for £1.50 in Tesco la
>>53350676
Depends what drug.
>>53350635
Apparently children have "more flexible" bones or some shit, honestly makes me cringe desu
>>53350656
lay off the dmt
There is only one really serious philosophical problem and that is suicide
>>53350676
turn your pills in to the police and report the person you got them from
>>53350696
fuck off paddy you're not getting any other (You)s off that one so you might as well engage with me
>>53350619
*Butts head against your body*
*Rolls onto back then springs back up*
Not much. wbu?
>>53350712
stop quoting posts ive hidden
>>53350707
big fat 200mg dutch press. not the kind of thing to do alone really, but im bored..
a lullaby for youuuu
don't you worry baby, i'll be here by your side
>>53350702
well i never
>>53350665
I got this joke
going to do a shower
>I vote SNP because I believe in social justice
need another gimmick
>>53350753
filter me
>tfw you've genuinely paused time before
>>53350772
AT 1 AM IN TE MORNING????????????????????????
OH MY DAYS HAVE A LOOK AT THIS BLOODY MENTALIST
>>53350716
>>53350788
>88
Heil
>>53350682
good looking guys still have to initiate and maintain conversation, if you can't do that you're fucked regardless of how you look
>>53350730
i have a prior engagement wiv ur nan
>>53350788
pretend to be an animal and act it out in this thread to make all the lads laugh
best prozzie in britain
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1651645
one for the big spenders
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1239480&SE=1
lads
how do i get someone to talk to
real fucking lonely right about now haha
turned off 4chan X
turned off the native extension
i'm living like my ancestors
>>53350780
>I post fedora memes in 2016
>>53350825
very good meme
>>53350793
i dont know how to filter
>>53350849
same
>>53350795
time is a social construct
>>53350849
Start an instasync and chat with the lads
well i just swiped through tinder for the last hour until i used up all my likes
came across 4 people i knew years ago from school and "liked" all of them haha. that'll give them a good laugh when i pop up and they remember the awkward loser from school
i'll open it in 24 hrs and hope i have some matches this time tomorrow
>>53350839
>good looking guys still have to initiate and maintain conversation
Yes but being good looking gives you a severe fucking confidence boost
If you can't talk to girls when you're good looking then you're literally autistic
Humans live based on looks, the uglier ones tend to be treated worse and have boring lives. The good looking ones are treated better and seen as better.
>>53350780
>I vote UKIP because I want to get rid of the pakis
>>53350859
>You posting style is quite pleb and antiquated
>>53350849
ill talk to you on monday night if youre free
back to uni on Monday lads
>>53350847
>http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1239480&SE=1
can't justify the price, it's cheaper to just catch an easyjet flight to Poland or Romania and bang local girls for free
i'm glad I have a masculine hairline
>>53350849
>ha-ha
ah yes, Brits use humor to bury their emotions of sadness and despair, or so i've read
>>53350939
what, bald?
>>53350847
>754 ratings
>probably seen about 2000 people
jesus
minge like a kfc family bucket
What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more' ... Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine.'
My last poll of the night haha
http://strawpoll.me/6496287
http://strawpoll.me/6496287
>>53350965
just the top
do you guys ever think that the fbi agent who monitors you online 24/7 ever reads the post that you almost post but delete before posting them
like when you change your mind about your post mid post
do the fbi guys read it and laugh at how stupid you are?
???
>>53350902
>severe fucking confidence boost
It literally doesn't.
>>53350902
>Humans live based on looks, the uglier ones tend to be treated worse and have boring lives. The good looking ones are treated better and seen as better.
This isn't true. Explain why some really fucking ugly guys have gfs and aren't virgins when there are really attractive guys who have no gfs and are virgins
>>53350989
dont post scary things like this
>>53350760
>I say "chon" because I'm a redditor who's too embarrassed to say 4chan
>>53350847
There's this German bird near me. She looks pretty high quality.
Did find a video of her fucking a black guy though, which put me off.
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2510357
i think ky's up in the skyplane
You can make good money being a prossy tbf.
>>53350970
watched a few of her videos where she's getting gangbanged and spunked on by obese men
lord only knows what happened to her as a child to turn her into this
i have a hitler youth haircut in runescape
>>53351006
No because I use gnu + linix
>>53350989
nightshit is probably reliving his life as we speak
>>53351000
>badchester
>>53350990
>captcha
m8
>>53351016
>Explain why some really fucking ugly guys have gfs
they often aren't as ugly as you think, and are able to charm girls with game and money
>there are really attractive guys who have no gfs and are virgins
there are very few attractive men over 18 who are virgins m8, the few who are refuse to actually approach women
>>53351016
>This isn't true. Explain why some really fucking ugly guys have gfs and aren't virgins when there are really attractive guys who have no gfs and are virgins
These are both rare
Have you ever been outside you fucking idiot?
You are a bitter butthurt good looking autist that is angry about not having a gf, I get it
You don't have to force your anger on me, fuck off
You are literally challenging the very nature of human beings
I'm the lad who psychoanalyses everyone in the room when I walk in
THERE'S A SILENCE SURROUNDING ME
I CAN'T SEEM TO THINK STRAIGHT
I SIT IN THE CORNER
AND NO ONE CAN BOTHER ME
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
>>53351074
>thinking that will save you from the jews
thats just what they want you to think
>I use gnu + linix
getting a gf is becoming a very real possibility
Stressing me out a bit, seems like a lot of work
Not even sure I want a gf
>you will never be side by side your brothers in arm in a phalanx formation ready to face an army five times your size
>>53351106
>You are a bitter butthurt good looking autist that is angry about not having a gf, I get it
Literally have a gf
>>53351116
you have a gift
reminder that prostitution is capitalist exploitation
reminder that women can do whatever they want with their bodies
>>53351116
don't psychoanalyse me!
>>53351045
they're hookers m8, at least with them you know they fuck all sorts of scum
it's worse with a normie girl, they'll try to pretend they aren't sluts and trick you into respecting them, then it turns out they were gangbanged by pakis
HOLY SHIT LADS I JUST WON THE POWERBALL JACKPOT
>>53351043
>I use the 'reddit' meme because as a redditor it's the only meme I actually understand.
>>53351006
are you me
I've literally had the exact same thought
And no, data collection by governments works differently
They have a collection of trigger words that come up on their servers, the more you use them, the more of a target you are
They may decide to investigate you if you're suspicious enough
>>53351106
Not really
Ugly guys get similar gfs
What IS rare is an ugly guy with a super hot girl
https://youtu.be/SgTBhISVP9E?t=32
ouch
Meaning and morality of One's life come from within oneself. Healthy, strong individuals seek self expansion by experimenting and by living dangerously. Life consists of an infinite number of possibilities and the healthy person explores as many of them as posible. Religions that teach pity, self-contempt, humility, self-restraint and guilt are incorrect. The good life is ever changing, challenging, devoid of regret, intense, creative and risky.
>>53351192
giz a few million
>>53351192
aw, did ya?
>>53351210
Yes that's what I mean
>>53351192
Neat.
>>53351116
pseudo-science
>>53351210
in the UK literally any guy under 7/10 is with a fat girl, even if they're in good shape, there just isn't enough decent looking girls around
alri
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
I can le lift and le eat well xddd and le wear nice le clothes but that still doesn't change the fact that my face is fucking horrible
>oh what that webm?
>why yes I do use 696 kilobytes of storage to save a video of a man with a fedora
>>53351268
thats because the uk is fat
>>53350849
http://www.7cups.com/
>>53351211
deserved, stupid twat, only the stupidest chavs manage to do that here
>>53351211
>New years resolution: Blow my own hand off
Today as always, men fall into two groups: slaves and free men. Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself, is a slave, whatever he may be: a statesman, a businessman, an official, or a scholar.
>>53351116
analyze this
*whips willy out*
>>53351302
it's mostly the women, men here these days are going to the gym more
why am I so bad at fifa ffs lads
>>53351303
what are you like, dave
>go to the park
>billion joggers and yoga cunts
Literally where do they find the time to do this
Do they not have jobs
Are they on benefits just to run like an idiot?
>>53351302
yeah but fat girls still get laid and have boyfriends with no effort
when was the last time you saw some guy over 16 stone with a girlfriend?
>>53351211
>Allah Ackbar
>>53351353
has he just seen a cripple get sanctioned lol
>>53351268
It's upsetting how true this is.
>I could turn your boy into a man
What did he mean by this?
>#ResistCapitalism
>>53351289
lifting, eating well, and dressing presentably would make people like you more though. it can equalize out some of the ugliness.
>>53350926
Romanian lad here, frequently go to Romania, how does this happen?
>>53351389
alri
One must shed the bad taste of wanting to agree with many. "Good" is no longer good when one's neighbor mouths it. And how should there be a "common good"! The term contradicts itself: whatever can be common always has little value. In the end it must be as it is and always has been: great things remain for the great, abysses for the profound, nuances and shudders for the refined, and, in brief, all that is rare for the rare.
>>53351372
>It's the weekend
>people have plenty of time to exercise outside of their ~8 hour workday
are you a spacker lad?
>>53350858
The worst bit was that you couldn't even browse any of the boards whilst you were banned.
>>53351386
elderly couple just took their lives because they had their benefits cut
>that's 2 more people off the books, haha
>>53351402
what if i do none of these things can i still have a gf
Imagine being good looking
You could wear whatever you want, say whatever you want and do whatever you want and people will praise you for it, even if its strange they'll just brush it off as 'quirky and unique'
But the worst enemy you can meet will always be yourself; you lie in wait for yourself in caverns and forests. Lonely one, you are going the way to yourself! And your way goes past yourself, and past your seven devils! You will be a heretic to yourself and witch and soothsayer and fool and doubter and unholy one and villain. You must be ready to burn yourself in your own flame: how could you become new, if you had not first become ashes?
>>53351395
inequality has been around since the dinosaurs innit, that was a good few years before capitalism
>>53351430
What's your focal point on first viewing?
The bald cuck on the left or the esteemed bearded gentleman behind?
Every time I see a girl smiling I want to hurt them.
>>53350902
>Yes but being good looking gives you a severe fucking confidence boost
Yeah, and the realisation that you're good looking and your social isolation is solely due to your personality destroys that.
>>53351479
yeah but the lads on /brit/ would make fun of me
>>53351466
ill be your gf (I have a penis)
>>53351430
wow that feel
its palpable
>Every time I see a girl smiling I want to hurt them.
>>53351409
well I usually pipeline before going, talk to chicks online and mention I'm visiting and if they want to meet up, most of the time they are up for it
I'm a Brit so Eastern Euros like me for the exotic factor
>>53351479
literally am, it's not what you imagine it to be 2bh
Capitalism's contributions to the world:
Poverty
War
Disease
Racism
Colonialism
Idolism
Dollarism
Greed
Corruption
#ResistCapitalism
>>53351466
yes
furhtermore, almost anyone can get a gf
>>53351479
makes me sad tbqh
>>53351492
Everytime they see you they dream of chad
>I'm a Brit so Eastern Euros like me for the exotic factor
>>53351515
thats good because i dont :3
JAJAJJAJAJJAjAJaJA PIRATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
http://strawpoll.me/6496377
http://strawpoll.me/6496377
http://strawpoll.me/6496377
>>53351544
>Dollarism
FOY
>>53351562
>jealous slav detected
>>53351100
>the few who are refuse to actually approach women
literally me haha
I have never intentionally approached a woman romantically in my entire life. The few who approach me soon get turned off when they realise I'm a fucking spastic who cannot talk to anyone properly.
Western propaganda is used to convince us that socialism is 'evil', whilst capitalism exploits the masses ruthlessly
I don't wanna fuck I wanna make love
>>53351492
every time they see you; you do
>>53351551
>almost anyone can get a gf
>>53351557
>Everytime they see you they dream of chad
>>53351479
would be life on easy mode
it would be amazing
Got some thunder, lads.
Exciting.
>>53351489
>>53351522
saved this a few hours ago on /srg/ and never even noticed that guy haha
too much of a perv i guess
>>53351584
iktf
i've had girls approach me in clubs and had like 12 different girls in high school try and d8 me and i rejected all of them lmaooo
i literally blew off going to fuck this absolute stunning crazy girl in order to play tf2 hahaha
>>53351584
nah, there are millions of blokes here don't approach women because we're an introverted country except when drunk
you're probably ugly, maybe 5% of the lads who stay in their room never approaching women are actually good looking.
Anyone want to ask a lesbian anything?
>>53351568
VERY good results
>>53351639
FONT
>>53351479
>>53351616
you are deluded if you think that's how it works. you need to have loads of friends or they think you are a proper nerd and not a le quirky eccentric one, a proper one
mark lamarr here, goodnight
>going to back to uni tomorrow
>have to endure my normie flatmates for another 10 weeks
>3 hour exam on wednesday
What a great start to the year
>>53351648
Why don't you come over here, sample the other sex ;)?
>>53351666
when you're good looking you don't care what normies think
>>53351479
one chance at life, be born white but ugly, God's cruelest joke
>>53351639
literally me haha. gave some girl a fake number and she was hot as fuck because I was rushing to get home
>>53351690
not true at all
>what is anxiety
>>53351584
I dated a girl once, I had to stop though because her Dad hates white people and threatened to beat the shit out of me.
>tfw a girl says something in your ear in a club but the music is too loud to hear
>>53351684
>exams in January
What madness is this
post sara
>>53351710
if you're good-looking and have anxiety your a massive fanny
#ResistCapitalism is competing w/ professional football for the #1 trending topic in America right now. Think about that. We out here, senpai.
lads post some good
'The post above/below me is....'
>>53351666
>really good looking guy walks down the street
>villagers crowd and chase after him, literally everyone is clamoring to be his friend and to get his autograph
it really is life on easy mode
>>53351710
anxiety is a way ugly people rationalise not wanting to show their face to the world, it's not a genuine illness, especially not for good looking people
>>53351479
xceptt when you have nothing to fgucking sya you cunt
>>53351479
Not what it's made to be, trust me. Need friends to pull it off
>>53351727
>girl
>club
fuck OFF
>tfw a girl says something in your ear in a club but the music is too loud to hear
>wake up
got a pain in my hand
can it be the carpal tunnel? is it my time?
cdn-dropbox.ga?/s/4ut6p8y1v4/IMG_7276.jpg
>>53351492
>girls laughing
>>53351337
I'm a slave to the beat
>>53351268
>can't get a fat girlfriend
>would even prefer a fat one
>>53351710
a girl tried to full on dance with me like 2 weeks ago at a club and was all over me and i just said i'd be back in a sec and hid in a crowd hahahahaha
got a strange feeling that when we finally find out what's really in the pyramids it's going to be something mindblowing
am i the only one here who has never been to a club? I never had friends to go with and it seems uncomfortable and pointless unless you pull a girl
>>53351778
thats literally how the novel Saving Grace written by Gerald Townsend Jr starts
stop copying books
>>53351748
>>53351740
I have anxiety because I have poor motor control and twitch but I am good looking. I dont have anxiety because of low confidence. never said it was an illness. youre just a pack of ugly cunts trying to demonise your supposed "greatest threat"
>>53351748
Ever thought about writing a book on psychology?
>>53351492
Do you guys like dragons? I love dragons. I'm a 10 foot tall gay male feral furred dragon with an 26 inch long, 14 inches of girth blue glowing penis with a knot 22 inches in girth.
goin out lads
tl;dr /brit/ has proved that they are a bunch of angry good looking twats that can't get gf's because of their autism so they release all their anger at the uglies on here
>inb4 le I literally have a gf!
Yes then you've proved my point yet again you stupid fucking retard
>>53351754
>Need friends to pull it off
Being good looking you'll have plenty of friends
>>53351684
Can't wait for me. Most people have exams tho next week so I doubt I will go out much
>anxiety is a way ugly people rationalise not wanting to show their face to the world, it's not a genuine illness, especially not for good looking people
>>53351639
>>53351641
this is how i am
this is me trying my hardest
>>53351821
look at this bookworm
>up in da club cheeky lads nandos 2bh
>>53351800
you could, but most fat girls don't look like that, they have disgusting faces and and repulsive flabby bodies, she is a decent fat girl
>>53351796
>Hear a girl laughing
>Always presume she is laughing at me
meow meow
>I don't wanna fuck I wanna make love
nandos isnt really even that good. got one down the block from me
>>53351796
tfw when i was a kid i always used to think that any random girl i heard laughing was laughing at me
