S L A G S (volume 2) Edition
JANNY IS GONNA BLOW A BLOODY GASKET
>(janny is about tho)
is her front parts covered
no point posting here, going to get deleted
3 sexual releases and i'm hard again
>>53347704
Lets say yes
JANNAE YE GUNNAE BECOME A BLOODAE SASSENACH ANT YE
look at these utter tosspots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNvujF9BEZg
reminder to wank over at least one family member before if you die if you ever want to experience the feeling of content
Important poll right here lads
http://strawpoll.me/6495721
http://strawpoll.me/6495721
>>53347729
dont type like that even as a joke
>>53347748
can i kill them
Posting an 80s tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kHl4FoK1Ys
/brit/ more like
>be 25, unemployed
>get in touch with friends from school
>they're all married, have kids, stable careers
>go round to ones new flat
>newspaper and magazines on the table
>his wife makes me a drink
>"you got the new fallout yet?"
>"nah, don't game much anymore, let me tell you about this new project i'm doing at work"
>his daughter comes home
>"I love you daddy"
>leave early
>feel like shit
I'm 25, and i have absolutely nothing to show for it...
me on the left
/brit/ more like /shit/ am I right?
facebook com / godsaveourgraciousmeme/videos/vb.874466149241266/1024843187536894/?type=2&theater
why is this man so based /brit/?
was only joking dont want any smelly boys in my bed but if anyone (ANYONE) is willing to come scratch my back up and massage my arms ill nosh off your dog
im 5'9" and built like a brick shithouse
joined tinder lads haha what am i like, wonder if i'll get any matches lmao probably not oh well
>>53347732
Scotland.
>Only just finding out about watching 360 degree videos on youtube on your phone
This is pretty great lads.
Any good reads from 20th or 19th century outside of Europe? All the good books from then seem to be Russian and French
>>53345840
>incredibly wealthy multi-millionaire
>still lives in manchester
JANNY IS GONNA HAVE A STROKE
VEIN STATUS: POPPED
>>53347806
THE shit
>>53347818
>25 and still plays video games
>being jealous of someone with a kid
>>53347842
anime more like autism am i right?
>>53347855
you wont
>>53347818
Don't judge your own life by looking at others.
Lead a fulfilling life on your own terms, just make yourself happy because ultimately nobody gives a fuck about you.
>>53347868
>Playboy
>Manchester
literally laughed out loud.
how many times has a girl seen your dingle
>>53347892
i did get a couple last time to be fair but i was too scared to talk to any of them
>>53347623
Ask someone who punched a pikey kid in the face and made him cry anything
>>53347818
25 is pretty young for that though
most of my m8s say late 20s and early 3s is best to start while I reckon I won't even get married until 32 or 33
should replace Alan Sugar with a millionaire yuppie in his 20s 2bh
would add a new dynamic to The Apprentice
>>53347868
Well, he could move to Monaco and be a poor man among the ultra rich.
Or live in Manchester and be a rich man amongst the plebs.
reminder that the janny ain't gonna do fuck all and this thread won't be deleted
stop living your lifes in fear of the little man you absolute fannyholes
LACK OF SLAGPOSTING IS APPALLING
A P P A L L I N G
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>>53347959
>ever getting married
>>53347818
What was the new project? Anyways man be happy for him, you'll get there as well. I was a virgin until 23 years old, and now at 28 I've got a good mortgage on a nice 3 bedroom house and great paying job that I love. Although my libido seems to be dead. Haven't masturbated or had sex in nearly a year.
>>53347983
that's like being Cristiano Ronaldo and playing for Derby t︂b︂︂h
got a date with sara tomorrow. will probably just end up in the tesco a cafe after her shift. any tips on how I can impress her?
runescape
>>53348006
>>53348006
thanks for accepting me into your general heil hitler
the hottest most qtiest girl you know takes a hot stinking shit every day.
*shit dribbles down my leg*
ohh burárum *sour orange piss spurts out of my every orifice* arrglglgllggalbglabllb *hits myself in the head repeatedly* bazinga
>>53345840
Jesus fucking christ, he's taking nouveau-riche to a new level. So garish.
Those shirts & suits are fucking abysmal lmao.
>7 inches is the average dick size. Anything less and you should kill yourself...
shit lads getting male suggestions on tinder, should i swipe yes? not sure if i'm bi
>>53348066
and it's not on my chest
thanks now i feel worse
>>53348055
FOS
he's gonna fucking die when he sees this
>>53347774
Literally wanked over every one la
>>53348037
talk about how you want to set up workers co-operative
who /ladyboy penis / here even though you didn't take any HRT
>>53348023
I'm a 27 year old virgin NEET drug addict who still lives at home and had 4 wanks today
>he's called daniel
>>53348144
fuck off cornwall
imagine winning the lottery to find out you have to share it
>>53348144
>implying the sershlad dox was real
Tidied up the room lads haha
Haven't showered since Tuesday and I've been to the gym twice in that time
Pikey genocide when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBKGYGUVVa8
>>53348085
do it la
>>53347936
does my mum count
>>53348013
yeah idk I battle with that all the time. I havr to get a gf first hahaha
>>53348144
literally half of /brit/ is
wew
>>53348193
is that a chamber pot
how many dingles have you seen ?
>>53348248
shut your fat mouth
>>53348230
>daniel
>not ahmed
do u even memes chum?
>>53348248
can i finger you
>>53348193
>single bed
literal povvo tier
>>53347936
quite a few nurses saw it when I was in hospital
>>53348284
the other half is called mohammed
>>53348214
lad you can spend your life travelling to other countries and banging foreign women who are like ten times hotter than Anglo women, why would you ever legally tie yourself to one of them?
>>53348258
yeah
it's Churchill's war room. was there today.
>>53348269
hi love
>>53348285
are your fingernails trimmed
my initials are genuinely JME lads what are yours
>>53348306
was it the one they made out of your labia?
>>53348327
WET
pretty funny 2bh
can you stop posting slags please
it's making my nofap2016 effort all the more difficult, please be considerate
>>53348193
euphoric room
lads i'm going to need 2 favours from you
>good film streaming site
>good 'thought-proving'/make you think type film
never really watch films tbf probably haven't watched all the good ones you think everyone's seen
Need help lads
Used CCleaner, cleaned firefox, reset me router and now my browsers keep cutting out (whilst steam and shit work)
Only solution so far is to log off then back in
What do?
>>53348193
>Those lamps
>That desk
>That map
>>53348327
james michael edwards
>>53348362
william edwards turnball
>>53348327
fuck off mi5
>>53348314
>Churchill literally shat in a bucket
degenerate abnormie
Might get comfy and watch a Ghibli film
>>53348384
just b yourself :)
>>53348364
>>53348325
well they are always short but from biting
is this any good
>>53348396
>william edwards turnball
Edward is right but wrong for the others
>>53348384
download malwarebytes or something
>>53348327
D.F
>>53348268
About 10
would you date me lads
>tfw coworkers call me the banter-vacuum
is this good or bad lads?
At least the tables in good nick lol
>>53348396
wrong wrong and wrong
you couldnt be any less right iah
>>53348454
derek fanny
>>53348285
what about me
Been watching WWII documentaries and the British Commandos are quite interesting
>>53348311
I'd probably get tired of that. I've always been someone more suited to relationships than indiscriminate flings 2bh. The only irony being I have hoorendous commit issues making that hard.
>>53348491
ian andrews hansolo
https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/685911795886862337
>>53348143
Get rehab, stepping stones lad.
>>53348327
WJG
I won't put the suffix though
>>53348484
what do you think
>>53348491
i don't finger bums
housemate has about 20 friends over and they're all downstairs and i'm drunk alone in my room
need to piss but toilet presents possibility of meeting one accidentally
got a bottle but i'm afraid of them hearing me pissing in it
what do lads?
>>53348501
You'll get tired of relationship quicker trust me, the only men who idolise them are blokes who can't get one, they're shit
Look at this "communist" faggot
I can't believe people like this unironically exist
>>53348490
why u in prison la
wubalubadubdub
>>53348327
Jamal Mustafa Eisenberg
>>53348548
piss out the window
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsyE1M7mR7E
>>53348561
know one of these twitter communists in real life
most cringiest and embarrassing person I know
>>53348434
`s alri innit
>>53348536
Wendle Jason Gilroy
>>53348561
>support LFC
>doesn't realise football is just a tribal distraction for the oppressed masses
>>53348549
I don't really idolise them or anything, it's just my friends have also said they can see me and a girl falling in love and being together forever hahaha
at the end of the day if I stay single then I stay single. I'll be fine and all that but if I was with a girl for ages then I'd consider it. I'd never date with marriage in mind.
>>53348476
sorry. I don't date somalis.
>>53348490
how's your military training going mate
could easily get a gf (8/10 looks as judged by girls of my age, 6'4, built like a brick shithouse, great personality, great sense of humour) but I never go anywhere to meet slags hahahaha
Daily reminder we have to take advantage of the tools we have.
>>53348536
Walid Juan Goldstein
>>53348592
on in lad, thanks
they're all in a conservatory directly below my window
How in the fuck did that tubby half-wit James Corden become a major media figure in the US? Bizarre.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35263402
thoughts lads
>>53348516
not quite there tbh
>>53348542
you are a sort
one day youll see me irl and realise i was telling the truth
>>53348476
Gonna have to see your feet before I can give any answers
>>53348627
I like football as a sport, it's fun
but I can't understand how fully grown men can take the culture and rivalries so seriously and obsess over it, seems more autistic than weeaboos
only normies like football.
>>53348676
how the fuck did John Oliver
>>53348683
are you coming to the birmingham meet up
>>53348679
They're quite entitled to ask for more in all honsty.
>>53348679
literally turned down a 10% pay increase, fuck these greedy cunts, should be forced to work
>>53348636
you'll only stay single if you don't do anything, if you want a bitch just go find one, in 2016 it's probably never been easier
>>53348697
Just a tribal outlet.
>>53348698
only pakis don't
>>53348327
BBC
>>53348715
Pandering to smug yuppies.
>wanting to boost her self-confidence
lmao they just don't understand us at all lads
>>53348697
its the same way people get very patriotic for their country
the team has a local connection and is a point of pride for many
>>53348327
WKD
>>53348763
factual post
more slags please
>>53348679
>nurses
literal plebs too thick to do medicine and too unimaginative to think of anything with their lives but "help people"
>>53348768
Brian Bismillah Cuckoldini
>>53348715
amerians love anyone who can remind them of muh heritage
alky craig ferguson, chip butty james cordon and 2015
doesn't matter. they had no persona to erase over there like here
>>53348743
I'd probably want one later on but not right now, impedes on my freedom to whatever I want.
>>53348815
post your mum then
>>53348784
>being proud some Jew bought a football club in your area and pumped it with billions
wew lad
>>53348768
Big Brian Cox
>>53348854
bit rude
>>53348865
>his team isn't fan owned
>>53348720
in starbucks at train station right now tbh, look for 5 foot greek goddess with grey winter coat and tan shirt x
which county is suffers from more transexuality?
cornwall or buckinghamshire?
all sounds a bit haram if i'm honest
https://twitter.com/coconutoildaddy/status/599597055489744898
imagine if reincarnation was real
what if glen hoddle was right all along
opinions lads?
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2660413
you know why i really hate open gays and trannies lads?
they're happy
>>53348780
I am ugly and it has destroyed the last bit of confidence I had
I don't even bother in life anymore
>>53348958
Very good dad desu, don't think mine would talk to me again if he knew how degen i was
>>53348964
"You and I have been physically given two hands and two legs and half-decent brains," he was quoted as saying.
"Some people have not been born like that for a reason. The karma is working from another lifetime.
"I have nothing to hide about that. It is not only people with disabilities. What you sow, you have to reap."
>if you rule by chaos you reap what you sow
having a biiiig wank
>>53348955
delete this
>>53348964
I really hope it is real
I think about this a lot
>>53349004
I truly hate anyone who is comfortable with themselves
just took speed and about to go out.
wish me luck
>walking home
>one of the local drug addicts is following me, carrying a can
>she says coughs and says "excuse me I'm not a drug addict or an alcoholic but I need money to get home because I'm stranded here and I live far away"
>she literally lives near me and I gave her a cig yesterday, she always asks me for cigs
>ask her how much she needs
>she says a quid, so I give her the the money
>"I'm just going to walk with you for a bit"
>she literally walked with me for a good 5 minutes
>then she says "I might need a bit more money, have you got 80p? I'm not an alcoholic I swear"
>lie and say I don't have any money
>"do you think the people in that pub will give me some money"
>tell her they definitely will
>she finally leaves, and shouts back one last time "I'm not an alcoholic, I just need to go home, you believe me don't you?"
>"yeah I believe you"
Fuck I wish she'd leave me alone
>cut contact with ex-gf from years ago
>still stalking me on LinkedIn to this very day
Small victories lads
>>53348964
Imagine how shite it would be to keep your mind/memories and be reincarnated as 99% of all other living things.
>die
>wake up as an amoeba
Brilliant.
>>53348985
she looks hanging m8
just read an article on British humor and am here to try it out. the end
OFFICIAL /brit/ MALE GIVEN NAME TIER LIST NOVEMBER 2015 v.1.6
ONE TRUE LORD AND SAVIOUR TIER: BIBLICAL HEBREW NAMES
>zachary, benjamin, daniel, joshua, david
WODEN DESU TIER: GERMANIC NAMES
>edward, richard, robert, carl, alfred
MATER EUROPA TIER: GREEK & ROMAN NAMES
>alexander, luke, cassius, timothy, phillip
DOMINUS REGIT ME TIER: BRITISH MONARCHY REGNAL NAMES
>william, george, james, charles, henry
TOP LADS TIER: BRITISH WORKING CLASS NAMES
>kevin, roger, trevor, harry, fred
POSH CUNT TIER: BRITISH UPPER CLASS NAMES
>oliver, maximillian, leo, rupert, vernon, hugo
LITERAL DOGSHIT TIER: YANK "NAMES"
>hunter, tucker, carter, finn, jayden
ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES TIER: HISTORICAL TRADE "NAMES"
>cooper, clark, fletcher, tyler, fischer
FAITH AND BEGORRAH TIER: CELTIC "NAMES"
>connor, sean, alan, brian, ciaran, aidan
BIX NOOD TIER: AFRICAN AMERICAN VERNACULAR "NAMES"
>demarco, darius, cleavon, terrel, deshaun
OBLIGATORY BOTTOM OF THE BARREL TIER: JF "NAMES"
>diego, hans, juan, mohammed, other paki scum names
>>53347959
>25
wife and a kid
Shit is there a war on or something?
>>53349131
is that good or bad
>>53348964
very humorous post
>>53348985
wonder if any of these prozzies are dim enough that you could scam a cheeky phone wank out of them. Like, call them up under the pretence of asking what they'd be willing to let you do to them, all the while surreptitiously pulling your pud.
>>53349031
"And Harry spoke to them who were gathered on the hill and He said 'A man can only know the Father (Hoddle) through the Son (Kane)'"
>>53349085
How do you know?
>>53349028
send me a pic of yourself la, I'll rate objectively
[email protected]
>>53349083
tell her you'll do it for a blowjob
if you found out reincarnation was real would you kill yourself?
>>53349140
my name is ross
>>53349140
>having such a common name that it appears in a '''tier-list'''
lmao, stay basic mate.
carlsberg special brew isn't even a bad drink
>>53349118
bit more spooked by the prospect of losing your memories and becoming a vegetable tbrh
all ur conscience and free will gone just like that without ur consent
look
all gone
all gone
>>53349144
nah, most of them deal with idiots looking for freebies all the time
>>53349142
bad, if you're going to pay for sex at least get a hot girl
>>53349191
it would be extremely painful
The people on twitter have made me lose any hope in the future
>>53349144
phone sex is a bit shit imo, but sure they're dim enough
some of them are tinfoil level suspicious though, I remember I asked one for a face pic before dropping £200 on her, she sent back a wall of text about trying to scam wank pics out of her for free
>>53349083
Happened to me a couple of months ago desu, except she was open about wanting a bevvy.
Wonder if these poor women would be desperate enough to suck you off for a tenner. Bet they would.
>>53348428
Oh god my dick
>>53349164
Get email updates telling me who's visited my profile when I'm offline.
>>53349140
both of my names are Monarch tier but my surname is Irish
need a gimmick
come to a conclusion lads
If I don't lose my V by the end of the year, I'm going to go to Holland and lose it with a top prozzie.
>>53348428
My god. Top slag.
how do i get rid of my cuckholding fetish, lads?
>>53349266
you don't need to go to holland for that
any posh slags?
>>53349266
Watch out for them Dutch slags lad
Got teeth in their fannys I swear to god
Would you
going to bed now lads
if im not treated with the respect i deserve tomorrow ill be having words with the administrator to have this place shut down for good
>>53349300
I know, but it'll feel more right somehow.
How do I block Twitter on my router
Its literally a giant rage thread
>>53349222
wew allow dealing with nutters
I disagree about phone sex though desu. I have the most vivid memory of calling a sex chat line in my granddad's living room when everyone was out and I was about 14, only lasted about five minutes but my heart was racing so fast and I nearly best out. To date my best wank ever.
>>53349300
>>53349312
Hamburg is better than Holland 2bh
walk on jap, jog on
>>53349266
>I'm going to go to Holland and lose it with a top prozzie.
Why bother? There's top prozzies here in the UK.
For the price of flights + hotel + hooker you could get a rad one on adultwork dot com.
>>53349323
She has the head of a literal baby and the body of a skinny lad
>>53349252
fucking hell, that's terrifying. If that existed for facebook.....wew.
>>53349213
ukpunting said she was ok and the red hair is a wig
dunno if i trust them though
>>53349266
literally why kek
why would you pay for a plane ticket to holland and all that when you could just put the money towards a high class escort here and not have to leave the country
>>53349365
walk on jap, jog on
>>53349365
walk on jap, jog on
IMPORTANT
http://strawpoll.me/6496010
http://strawpoll.me/6496010
^^ VOTE, YOU SCROTE ^^
>>53349266
Post the area part of your postcode, lad. I'll find you a banging hooker. If you live in London, you'll be able to get something pretty special.
i had a druggie ask me for money the other night. i knew he was a druggie because he had a IV line in the back of his hand.
quite common among smack heads apparently. they go into a hospital and get it done then discharge themselves so they can use it to get the smack in them without fucking up any more veins.
>>53349266
>not going to eastern europe
>>53349380
the blokes on ukpunting just fuck every girl on there, it's a waste of money unless you're hideous. If you see one get a top quality one you couldn't pull IRL
>>53349438
did you shake his hand
>>53349367
>>53349392
It's a pilgrimage you cunts. Doesn't have to be Dam, but going abroad would be part of the experience.
>>53349432
E17
>>53349455
Might do, I have contacts there and I speak the language of one country.
I think you should consider one thing: What if consciousness is what creates reality? That our essence is in thought - to observe is to manifest reality?
Quantum physicists are the first people who wouldn't be quick to dismiss my far-flung belief. The Measurement Problem of quantum mechanics means human observation already affects reality -- what if, instead, it EFFECTS reality?
The universe infinitely expands insofar as we search it. A singular unit in a vacuum has no sense of time, as there is nothing else to compare it with for some duration to transpire. Time itself, as a construct of observation, is what underpins the world around us. What if observation IS the world around us?
I've thought about these questions for many years. I'm a second-year college student with life aspirations that take me far away from these things. It doesn't take an astrophysicist to accept the truth in what I've said, though.
One ancient Greek who was close to the enlightenment I've attained was Anaxagoras.
>>53349266
get a pornstar escort
>>53349479
of course not. wouldn't touch a dirty bastard like that
>>53349462
Far left all day, every day.
>>53349323
It's bad enough doing that to your kid
but taking pictures and posting them online is really, really cruel
>>53349368
It's a boy
>>53349266
why on earth, the bible says your v is a sacred thing
>lottie you hottie
>>53349424
yeah but lose the 4chan meme speak. I find it obnoxious when I'm not on 4chan
>>53349266
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiyDsgkodwQ
>>53349505
Radoslaw.
>>53349462
>left
>3rd from the left
>2nd from the right
S U R R E Y
U
R
R
E
Y
Also, [only 90s kids will get this meme] was that picture taken with a potato?
>>53347623
How easily and where should i go to score a brit during summer in london.
i'm white and have green eyes?
>Hiring a prossie
>Not getting a Rift and a sex game so you can shag all the girls you want in VR
mugs
>>53349505
it makes no difference you fucking autist, sex is sex
although, mainland Europe does have better better looking hookers than in the UK
>Slag edition? I'll drink to that
>I think you should consider one thing: What if consciousness is what creates reality? That our essence is in thought - to observe is to manifest reality?
>Quantum physicists are the first people who wouldn't be quick to dismiss my far-flung belief. The Measurement Problem of quantum mechanics means human observation already affects reality -- what if, instead, it EFFECTS reality?
>The universe infinitely expands insofar as we search it. A singular unit in a vacuum has no sense of time, as there is nothing else to compare it with for some duration to transpire. Time itself, as a construct of observation, is what underpins the world around us. What if observation IS the world around us?
>I've thought about these questions for many years. I'm a second-year college student with life aspirations that take me far away from these things. It doesn't take an astrophysicist to accept the truth in what I've said, though.
>One ancient Greek who was close to the enlightenment I've attained was Anaxagoras.
>>53349266
theres this special brothel thing where you get 2 golden slags all night for €2k in a hotel room for your first time and all
>>53349575
depressing
>>53349602
>calling it a 'rift'
Fucking end it senpai.
My mate had a gameboy camera
