What is your reaction?
autism
>>53345577
Go to the Alþingi and organize a revolt.
laugh at old worlders' retarded borders while I chill with the native americans
Change spain to Iberia and you have my vote. Even though grande normandie is autistic as shit.
Northern France does belong to us BUT YOU CHANGE THE FUCKING NAME RIGHT NOW
>>53345577
> Abendland and Hauptstadt
creative
>>53345577
>turkish kurdistan
delet dis
>>53345743
Spain is already an Iberian cultural union, no change of nomenclature is necessary if Portugal is included. It would be like East Timor joining Indonesia.
>>53345577
>upper holland
OK you got me, this is gold
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>>53345577
autism
>>53345577
Probably pic related.
>>53345779
Grande Normandie is what would've happened if the Plantagenets stayed in power and maintained their mainland posessions; a french speaking British isles. In this universe English, Scots, Irish and Welsh are regional languages [like Welsh today] and Brits speak Norman French, and Anglo/Gaelic Norman creoles of French are common among the urban working class.
>>53345577
consider suicide
>Gagauzia
>Balkan Turkey
>>53345577
Leave my country as fast as I can. Poland-Lithuania seems like a good option kek
>>53346420
Don't pretend you wouldn't want to see a united Holland. I have never understood why there are two Dutch nations. The Napoleonic wars were 300 years ago, we can get rid of belgium.
>italian africa
fugg off
>>53345577
siesta
>>53345577
The best one yet
>>53346021
Mountain jews and canaljews realised that they had a lot in common so they merged to create the world's most powerful technocratic baking empire. The national capital is in the world's largest port, Rotterdam, the regional capital of Upper Holland is Bern.
>>53345577
>Spanish Italy
What's the point of it? Southern Italy has some greek roots but its unrelated to Spain
>Upper Holland
Again, Switzerland has no ties to Holland and why is it Upper if it's the southernmost one?
>Grande Normandie
I am not even going to talk about whats wrong with it
>>53346664
>le same language means same culture and same country meme
As much as I like to shit on Walloons, I prefer living in the same country with them a thousand times over having to share a country with the Nederkanker. Also you're autistic and you have no idea what you're talking about in general.
>>53345577
Its still called Poland-Lithuania Belarus rekt again
>>53347371
> spanish italy
Look up the crown of aragon.
> upper holland
Upper/lower geographically are used to refer upstream/downstream a river, or to elevation [highlands, lowlands]. Holland and Switzerland confederated in 1743 and the sovereignty of the two Hollands is gaurunteed by Abendland. There is also an extensive Hollandish Empire across the globe.
> grande normandie
Don't you know anything about history, monkey?
>>53347685
Belarus is of the crown of Lithuania.
>>53347307
Stop. I can only get this erect.
>>53347371
>knowing this little about habsburg in Napoli
Also on regard to Upper Holland: Franche Comté
>>53347689
I like you.
I guess it's time to become a janissary and expand the empire.
>>53346664
Something something... pro-Holland/Zeeland governing... something something Belgium areas were more Spanish/Catholic minded... something something... Dutch economy was getting rekt by French occupation... something something... english and French mercantilism rekt it even further... something something... Southern provinces were paying more in taxes... something something... Belgians don't see the potential
>>53347371
Without Schleswig-Holstein it's a 10/10
>>53345577
Bretty good, we've gone double dutch.
>we take balkans back
>gaguz take subslavs
Nice alpha-turkic map
>>53345577
I continue to shitpost
>>53345577
it would be even better if we were united with all italy instead of the south
>>53348231
if you are giving southern italy because of that why didn't you give Spain Milano?
>>53345641
Apperenatly we are in the same country. How to we communicate? My Danish is pretty shitty.
Jeg hedder Hans og jeg kommer fra Tyskland.
>Kavkaz
>Krasnodar
ayy
>>53345577
REMOVE
>>53345577
Rage because Lwów is not ours.
At least we got our union back.
>>53345577
i would grab my broadsword go out in the street an complety destroy any spanish person i would see
>>53349539
what if they were just saying hello and giving you some nice tapas?
play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLt0lerdgKs
>>53349847
portuguese people have a natural to murder any sapanish person on sight so that is why spainish people invented siestas as we all know the portuguese people can only see tings in motion
so inlees they were eating they tapas real slowly i would murder them
>>53349390
El nos ha puesto la zona pobre de Italia...
>>53350345
lo se
>>53350275
>>53349539
:(
why can't we be friends
>>53345577
First of all, being under current Swedish rule would mean I will set up the bomb in Stockholm.
>Uniting with hohols
No thanks. I'd rather be gobbled up by turkey again.
Do they still impose Castillian on us? If so, grab my explosives and joing with the Portuguese rebels I'm sure there are.
>>53350393
because you tried to invade us like 100 times
>>53345577
>capital Pressburg
fucking triggered
>>53350721
we only wanted a aesthetically pleasing country and that qt trade empire
who can blame us?
>>53350851
well what if we tried to invade you how would you feel about it?
>>53350933
you actually tried
>>53345779
You are Northern France.
>>53351011
once
you tried so many time it stopped being funny after a wile
>>53351065
there were only a pair of serious tries
>>53351058
very good (tres bien)
>>53351224
but why even bother though we clearly were not a treat and we dont have any special resource that spain would want or need
it was just a waste of your time and manpower to invade us
>>53351436
It's like the Irish wanting Northern Ireland, it looks better on a map.
>>53351436
it's not like the 80 years war was a better option or any other random war in central europe
>>53345577
>another autismal fantasy map thread
I suddenly feel like invading Russia
Never ever ever ever EVER
>>53351629
There's nothing fantastical about the proposed scenario. Just because you're historically illiterate it doesn't mean everyone else is.
>>53351058
Lol. Knock out punch.
1066. Never forget.
