Things I want to do before I die:
>see the pyramids
>kiss a russian girl like pic related
>touch the ass of a brazilian girl
>befriend an American (better many!)
>move to Singapore
>own my own elephant
>reach a 200 kg deadlift
>go into space
>read the last book of ASOIAF
>have children
And you?
>>53345534
You can do like 50% of these things in an upper class brothel.
>>53345534
>And you?
Already sexed a hot-ass classy Russian.
1) Become the next Lars von Trier
just the space one, everything else is subsumed
>>53345534
Marry/date a British girl
Visit Australia
Swim with a whale shark
Take a shit in an Indian street
Go to a World Cup match
Get head from a black chick
>>53345534
you have shitty dreams
and you're a pleb
>>53346112
>Marry/date a British girl
I think you will probably die at this step
>>53346112
>Get head from a black chick
just ask you're are mom, but do it nicely :D
Have my own house where I can live without people fucking annoying me by being within 500 meters of said house
>tfw impossible dream
>>53346112
X Marry/date a British girl
X Visit Australia
X Swim with a whale shark
Take a shit in an Indian street
X Go to a World Cup match
X Get head from a black chick
>mfw living your dream life
>>53346242
Where did you go to swim with one?
I'm planning to do it at the Georgia aquarium
Also did you marry the Brit chick?
>>53345534
>read the last book of ASOIAF
fug,
>American author George R. R. Martin called The Accursed Kings [by Maurice Druon] "the original game of thrones"
""The Accursed Kings has it all," writes Martin, in an introduction to a recently reissued translation. "Believe me, the Starks and the Lannisters have nothing on the Capets and Plantagenets. It is the original game of thrones."
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26824993
>>53346356
I swam with one in the Cayman Islands, though I do live in Atlanta.
No I didn't marry her, it became long distance when she moved back and things just got too hard. Went and visited her there a couple of times though.
>>53346591
wow cool blog dick breath
