Tell me about your country's military.
>>53338224
Army of the people made up of the people
and it shows in all it's glory on the battlefield.
>>53338463
EL EL ISRAEL
Good people but stucked in the cold war.
>>53338600
In the cold war they at least had G3's and MP5's now they use FAL's and Uzi's.
Thats a backstep
>>53338675
B-but i like the FAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHlwjo8EIfA
They don't do much but according to stats we have a big reserve.
>>53338224
Which one
Strongest in the world
>>53338675
even worse they use g-36 which has quality control issues and dosnt function well in climates outside of europe. german soldiers would probably love a FAL it closer to the g-3 than the g-36.
>>53339225
Is that a FAMAS?
>>53339305
never understood this meme
>>53339305
You should be more worried about Hamas.
>>53339399
You're right
those stones they throw are really spooky
>>53339433
>On 5 June 2001, Yehuda Shoham, a 5-month-old baby, was killed when a rock hurled by stone-throwing Palestinians crashed through the window of the car he was riding in, crushing his skull.[192]
Stick and stones may break your bones but if it's travelling fast enough it'll kill you :DDD
We have nuke and decent special forces.
>>53339305
no its a g36c famas is bullpup with large forward carry handle this is a famas
>>53339225
They dont use it right now because these issues tho
>>53339545
It's a /k/ meme you shitter.
>>53339225
>>53339545
What's the point of having the sights so high up?
They protect the Fatherland against an enemy that outnumbers and outguns us
>>53339545
What fire-and-forget anti-tank guided missile is this?
>>53339506
and Yamam blows your brains out :D
>>53338224
The closest thing we have to a military is the Viking Squad.
>>53339681
>Skull masks
Kindergarten tier
>>53339599
because it dosnt work well and troops hate it, that and since germanys great cucking half your planes dont fly, your apcs and ifvs are broken or too old, not enough money for guns and your navy is basically a glorified coast guard with subs.
>>53338463
I'm proud of you guys. You clearly learned from us when it comes to war crimes
>>53339394
It's a meme from /k/.
>>53339675
> Looks cool to designers
> Carry handle that never gets used
It's actually pretty fucking retarded.
>>53339225
The G36 is on ice. Germany will get a new service rifle in the next years.
>>53339793
the western definition of war crimes is the pinnacle of christian cuckoldry. you can keep your lousy standards to yourselves
They became the Zetas.
>>53339675
non specifically but its a little easier to aim since the sight is closer to eye level.
>>53339785
Manny soldiers dont have a problem with it.
The whole situation is also a political issue, HK is quite close to the Opposition so its not popular among the Goverment
>>53339961
But it's fucking dumb. You have to do shitloads of adjustment depending on how far away the target is.
They restore order in our former colonies
>>53339916
honestly you guys would be better off with buying somthing from colt, sig, FN, or the hk 416. dev time takes a while and it could end up sucking.
>>53339953
I kek'd, but then I realized that wasn't a joke.
>>53340049
it is
>>53340083
The rifle has to be german made by law.
>>53338224
We are okay i guess.
Historically we have the best arkies since we Romans conquered all Europe and won WW1 and WW2
>>53340141
hk -416 its a h and k weapon and one of the best m-4 derivitives arund its pricey though.
>>53339545
Is that a FAMAS?
its sucks
old soviet shit
big country and small population, small army
>>53339225
>even worse they use g-36 which has quality control issues and dosnt function well in climates outside of europe.
Thats a meme.
They want to give money to some companies (-> their friends) and want to look like they fix things so they loaded the G36 with five times the amount of ammunition a German soldier carries around and put the whole thing in constant auto fire the whole time.
After the barrel is basically hot enough to melt they find out that the accuracy decreases. How surprising.
Still shitty 5,56 though. .308 all the way. Or 8X57 when AfD takes power and leaves NATO.
>>53338224
Its enough to defend the country itself from the usual dangers. Its not able to operate outside of the country but thats a good thing as nobody expects us to help anywhere that way.
The army is not really efficient with money though and wastes a lot on faulty products. Also we should concentrate more on cheaper but defensively effective systems, like AA for example, instead of offensive systems like expensive transport planes or jets. The only objective of the German army should be the protection of the German borders and the money saved could be spent elsewhere.
And I would like a Swiss like militia system. The military forces would be restricted to a minimum in peace time, a few thousand guys to operate the heavy stuff and maintain and other stuff you need specialists for, and let all the people (men and women) serve in some reserve that gets deployed when Germany is attacked.
>>53340337
you have su-27s tho.
>>53338463
>he thinks playing on easy mode is something to be proud of
>>53340261
Merkel hates HK, wont happen.
>>53340403
Actually they are quite the expert when it comes to fighting Arabs, they say ISIS is scared of Israel more than America.
>>53340428
what does merkal have against them?
>>53340519
>Actually they are quite the expert when it comes to fighting Arabs
that's not exactly an accomplishment.
>>53340261
And its an HK and, according to the completely neutral position of the gouvernment, that is based on facts and experience and not political or monetary favours, garbage.
>>53340403
good point.
do you wonder if there might be a reason israel's opponents are getting constantly weaker and weaker?
>>53340605
HK support a bunch of her political opponents because her party forced them to stop giving out products to the civilian market like 100 times
>>53339675
The purpose is to have the recoil forces to travel, along with the mass of the weapon's moving parts, in a direct line to the shoulder of the shooter, so to reduce muzzle climb. As a result, you have to make the sights higher up.
Here's a shitty picture I made trying to illustrate what I'm saying.
>>53340609
We did a pretty shit job over the past decade in Afghanistan and Iraq, sand monkies on PCP with WW2 weaponry and the fucking combined might of several Western powers ended up not doing much.
>>53340076
whats up with those Hands =???
>>53340614
because G-d is protecting you. and also all the Rabbis who learn torah all day.
>>53340765
that would do it, shame its a solid weapon.
>>53340912
>girlygun with no recoil and no penetration
>>53340614
it might be something to do with you lot levelling all the civvy buildings everytime a pally kid hits you in the jew nose with a stone.
>>53340961
i know they're in a terrible state and the interventions did fuck all, but arabs have been terrible at warfare for decades. deep tribal mentality and nepotism is a helluva drug.
>>53340961
Wamakkaro wamakraallah wallahu khairul makereeen.
you can not fight allah
>>53340614
>do you wonder if there might be a reason israel's opponents are getting constantly weaker and weaker?
because we kill them all for you?
the baathists didn't kill themselves
>>53341225
good goy.
>>53341187
relevant flag
>>53341225
baathists still exists in Underground tho. all the Generals of ISIS are ex baathist.
>>53341275
>lets not support the only stable country in the whole middle east
gemrany you are experiencing first hand what its like to be allied with sand niggers
>>53341429
>israel
>stable
having to run and hide in your shelter (which every home in your 'stable' nation has) whenever a firework goes off counts as 'stable'?
>>53338224
They ride dogs into "battle" and with battle I mean helping people shovel snow when there's too much to handle
>>53341349
>all the Generals of ISIS are ex baathist.
ya and they don't show a major threat to either isreal or usa
isis can conquer as much territory as they want in the ME but its so far away that they are no threat to our safety (europe is close so their a threat to you but you guys should defend your selves and not rely on usa for everything)
they are fighting assad and hezbollah so why should we care. we bomb them enough so that they don't completely fuck the whole place up or invade turkey but still kill other sand niggers that are our enemies
>>53341503
Israel is largely stable though. There's no major coups, there's no real political infighting. Israel is by far the most stable country in that region.
>>53338224
>oakleys
Nigga loves that kool aid
>>53340076
>French tanks parading in Paris
Now that's unusual, arn't they supposed to be german?
>>53341429
there is no difference on the semetic mentality.
i met both jews and arabs, they are almost the same, tirbal, nepotistic and hatefull towards different nations, jews hate americans too. didnt they bomb on of your ships ?
i know jews owns america as a big retarde gholum, but whatever it takes.
>>53341643
>isis can conquer as much territory as they want in the ME but its so far away that they are no threat to our safety
Saudi Arabia is just as far away from you, that didn't stop them from levelling your buildings and killing 3000 fucking people, did it?
>>53339793
>inivte millions of young adult male islamist shitskins into your country
>let them gather in groups of 1000 in public places and rape literally hundreds of your young women
>think you can lecture other countries on how to deal with muslims after that
kill yourself, no, literally, commit suicide
>>53341503
You think safety of citizens is a bad thing? also I dont see the logical conclusion here...
bombshelter=unstable country? wat
>>53341643
cmon.....stop trolling.
>>53341782
he dosnt have to he will be beheaded by a jihadi soon.
>>53341503
The country, when not at war, is significantly safer than their neighbors on average.
Pretty much the only times you hear about travel warnings is when there's a campaign, which never lasts more than a month or so.
Compare that to travel warnings elsewhere in the area, which are almost perennially in effect, even without a war.
>>53341725
Nice one, Abdul
Our National Guard is larger than most army's in the world. Does any other country have a National Guard type force?
Pic not related
>>53339793
A war crime is to use a place of worship and an educational facility as a combatant HQ or as cover for rocket silos that launch said rockets at civilians desu senpai
>>53341839
>having a bunking in every house is normal guys!
in a warzone maybe.
>>53341839
you should have listened to Stalin.
pointless
we're a neutral country so all they ever really did was lay down sandbags whenever there was a flood
plus the govt wouldn't fund them during the troubles cause the IRA would just forcibly steal everything they purchased
>>53341749
>Saudi Arabia
the reason we don't invade them is because of oil money and petro dollar
im scared if trump wins, he keeps saying that we should just invade countries and take all their oil like were fucking vikings or some shit. he'll fucking collapse the oil market if all of saudi's oil reserves go for sale.
>>53341925
If its so safe why do you live in jew york city, kike?
haha
>>53342025
Because I'm not Jewish breh.
Also, the fact that it's stable doesn't mean the place isn't an irrelevant shithole compared to the US. But you'd know all about being an irrelevant shithole.
>>53338224
Overfunded, overrated, heavily propagandized, and lacking in actual performance.
>>53341967
which is why we must attack our allies (totally not a war crime tho)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident
you guys commit war crimes and get a free pass because muh 6 gorrilion and muh usa will support me
>>53342015
we dont need saudi oil we have our own and canada can make up the difference if they increase production that and we will increase shale extraction as well.
>>53341972
I live in Israel... We don't have a bunker in every house... It really depends on how new/old the building is. I live in the tel aviv area, we usually have a bombshelter per couple of buildings and its separated from the house itself. I still don't see why having bombshelters in a country which is a surrounded by enemies is a bad thing...
>>53342169
saudi oil is traded in us dollars though
they are keeping our petro dollar alive
they can also flood the market and make oil dirt cheap.
they recently release more oil to stop fracking in the us. since oil is too cheap to keep up the high production cost of fracking
>>53342150
> But you'd know all about being an irrelevant shithole
le country roleplaying autism
Iran haz the biggest oil reserves in the world, they Keep stokpiling it for hundreds of years in their Underground bunkers.
i think Iran and North Korea are the only free countries in the world.
>>53342160
How did this fat ass pass his APFT?
Breddy good. One of the best.
Obviously we're not america tier but literally nobody in the world is even comparable (insert anally annihilated ruskies hear thinking that without nukes it would be anything more than a question of how long it would take the US to send them back to the stone age)
>>53342343
>Iran haz the biggest oil reserves in the world
That's Saudi Arabia
>>53342346
he was IRR during the surge
>>53342333
not him but are you trying to say that ireland is relevant to the world stage?
the most you contribute is a corporate tax haven and immigrants
>>53342288
which is why gas dropped so low but that cant continue, they cant absorb the loss forever because they dumped there reserves they didit boost production fracking will come back when prices go up.
>>53338463
fuck off jew kike.
>>53340355
I hope they reduce the budget and make the whole thing smaller and more efficient. We dont need new bombers for example.
>>53342404
I'm trying to say you have autism if you think I care about Ireland on the world stage
>>53342169
>we dont need saudi oil we have our own
That's not how economies work bud.
By maintaining good relations over a country with such massive proven reserves, we allow for tremendous leverage over world oil flows. The Saudis may make portions of their oil an IPO; guess who's going to be investing? Hint: not the Russians
>>53342333
>Calls me a kike
>Gets mad when he gets called an irrelevant potatonigger
Can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen Paddy
>>53342395
no no no, you are wrong my jew men.
Iran have like fuking HUGE hidden oil reserves, they are literally waiiting untill all the oils is run out.
>>53342556
>triggered the muzzie
>>53342441
ya saudi can't live on oil forever
that kinda the reason they are starting shit with iran
Good people, country trusts them more than the govt itself and after the reforms they're pretty much in good shape.
>his coutry is not an ally of the Benis
>>53342575
is having pride in your country a foreign thought for the irish?
>>53342343
>>53342612
Surely noone, not even the lefties can be this stupid.
>>53342682
B
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I
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Our military is big when we don't need it.
Our military is small when we do need it.
Pretty much.
>>53342750
Israel senpai, is it a good idea to conscript wimmin? Because they are considering it.
>>53342795
idk 2bh
women here don't do shit in the military, make coffee at a reception desk
>>53338224
Our military is a midle between circus and kindergarten.
It's easier to post this picture. Nice summary of what the British military is turning into.
>>53342795
If they have their own units and as support then it's not bad. Considering Estonia borders Russia its probably a good idea to put a gun in the hands of every female.
How much can people that have never been in the military really tell you about it?
>>53342720
"pride in your country" is bread and circuses for retards
>>53341122
> G36 and 99% of AR variants chambered in 5.56 NATO
what m8
>>53343048
Quite a lot. You can learn many things just from reading around
Our military is made of competent and experienced soldiers. It is great at its missions (Mainly : Shooting terrorists and keeping order in cities).
However, it is incredibly underfunded.
I remember seeing a documentary in the desert of the Chad where the soldiers had a flat tire, so they had to replace their APC's wheel with another flat tire repaired with duct tape :^)
>>53343579
well being underfunded and practicing chaos like flat-tire situation is more good for your army.
i always think absolute order in military is an absurd doctrine
>>53343579
Same thing desu. Even though they grew the investments on it.
>>53343188
Checked. Also don't you run the risk of just repeating whatever your read says, regardless of if it's just pro-military propaganda or not? I mean look at how many people think that their country's military just happens to be the best at something.
>>53343686
Well sure, the french army is adaptable and we have many reports about how missions that initially went wrong could still be completed because the french just dealt with their problems.
But still : The army is so poor that it can't do anything alone. In Afghanistan, the french sniper teams were always deployed with american helicopters. And right now, the aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle is in repair so our planes have to be launched from american warships.
Thanks america greatest ally :^)
>>53343810
It depends what you read. There are good quality neutral defence news sites like Janes, and the MoD is fairly good to find out about the structure of the military and how it's evolving.
If you read biased blogs all the time then yea you'll sound like a retard
>>53343975
Good point.
What's the main Rifle of your cunts army now?
>Imbel IA2
>>53342346
I was in with a chubby ginger named Charles "Chuklefuck" Kokel. He was an outright obese machine technichian. He failed 2 seperate PTs (they are 6 to 8 mos apart for sailors at least) but was still in for over 2 years while he supposedly got into shape before they finally processed him out, and that was active duty under 30. God knows how long reserves over 30 can stay in.
>>53344080
> M4, M16, variants thereof
its k, they are modernizing pretty quickly. in 20 years we will be one of the major exporters of military arms
Essentially, it's comprised of dubiously self-aware teenagers who were not good enough at any particular discipline to enter a real career tract after high school. Of course, this does not include officers and academy graduates; that being said, no one from my class with any real potential chose to become a grunt. The ones I know of who entered the army before college ranged from unremarkable to downright scum.
t.not getting blown up
>>53338224
>Tell me about your country's military.
It's about to receive a great influx of able bodied military aged men who will fight to death. Heil Allah!
>>53344080
As far as I know it's still this.
>>53344080
SA80, literally a meme gun, though it's significantly improved.
>>53344515
Well it actually works now doesn't it?
>>53344515
>>53344645
If it doesn't work we've got this thing now
How many mags do soldiers normally carry
>Bankrupt yet they refuse to make reformations or get rid of compulsory military service
>some barracks host refugees
>Eurofighter Jets aren't worth shit
>Last year they sold lot's of tanks and choppers and shit
I bet Slovenia could easily annex us if they wanted to
>>53344915
in the austrian army it's 3 if you include the one in the rifle
>>53344860
That's cool, but I just can't picture your average soldier carrying one of those over his shoulder in a warzone.
>>53339681
WE GHOST AND SHIT
>>53344915
Five, one in the weapon and four in the vest.
>>53338224
Should be reduced way more than it already is.
>>53342162
You know that the US wasn't an ally of Israel during the Liberty attack, right? And you do know that Liberty was spying on Israel during a war with direct existential threat to Israel, right?
>>53342795
Only if it's done wisely and with no "muh equality" BS.
Woman can fight, but differently from man. They need their own training, equipment and doctrine.
>>53345071
England expects every man to do his duty
>>53347364
That's a hell of a burden for queen and country. Makes me think of that SAS soldier that said he'd never again do things in the name of queen and country during a debate.
We're practically everywhere.
everyone complains the girls range from hnnnngggg to puke in your mouth a little going out of base on a friday morning and getting showered with love from civvies is the best feeling ever
other than that, they bullshit you alot, you end up getting sub par everything but you still manage to make your barracks into a five star hotel
oh and sleeping on the floor is more comfortable than the barracks beds
>>53339225
Nogunz fagot detected. The gun failed because they used it like a machinegun.
>>53338224
>underfunded
>undertrained
>underequiped
>thinks they are the shit
>>53348609
>oh and sleeping on the floor is more comfortable than the barracks beds
>>53339225
The G-36 is the standard issue rifle for our Federal Police and works just fine in all climates here, from desertic to jungle.
>>53343109
I like you,
>>53342387
comparing effectiveness to budget we are probably the best on Earth
>>53348723
>be me in basic
>sergeant walks in after lights out to check that we're all horizontal
>soldier why are you on the floor
>sergeant i didn't hear you i have earplugs in
>i asked why are you on the floor
>because the bed sinks harder than the titanic and i've slept like an upside down banana for the past week sergeant
>okay we'll get the bed sorted
>no need sergeant they already "fixed" the bed the floor is alot more comfy
>no soldier in my platoon will sleep on the floor
>sergeant it's really not an issue i'm more comfortable on the floor
>we'll discuss it with your commander tomorrow
>sergeant is it against regulation to sleep on the floor?
>specific questions to your commander
i should note that by now every single guy in the room is trying their hardest to hold in the laughter because you're not alot to speak after lights out
>sergeant can i get an exemption to sleep on the floor?
>everyone shit themselves
>we all go running with the sergeant in slippers
it sounds alot better in hebrew but damn was it a funny night
>>53342265
How are the bombshelters inside?
I think it must be terrible to sleep in a cramped shelter with 200 sweaty pplafter all that running.
>>53350296
Wanna her the time my firesquad shot dead a prize winning cow and made the army pay for the damages?
I have time now.
>>53350296
Is it in any way possible to just get a sheet of timber that's cut to the size of your bed frame and lay it under your matress? Or even just get some timber slats and lay them across your frame under the matress? Because either of those would probably greatly improve your bed.
>>53342387
>Australia has regional power projection despite having no need for it
>Canada needs it but doesn't have it
Step up your game Canada
>>53350456
I'll bite, let's hear it Br
>>53350899
>be with firesquad
>prize winning cow appears
>we shot her dead
>Army pay for the damages
>>53350802
>>Australia has regional power projection despite having no need for it
Until somebody finally passes a law allowing them to open up on people smuggling boats coming through Indonesia. Then suddenly it will be entirely worth it.
>>53350802
For a country so far away, Australia is pretty good at getting it's military around.
>>53350999
You got trips and that was still awful.
>>53351026
Gets a lot of material and financial aid from the USA as far as I'm aware.
Vietnam war era equippment.
>>53350456
topkek
do tell
>>53350580
>timber
nigger where do you think i live
anyways i couldm't even get plywood so i just sleep on the floor now
guy in the bunk above me is always missing somewhere so i steal his mattress, double up the insulation and sleep like a baby
i swear to god i'm the only one in the squad that actually manages to sleep well
>>53351131
Kind of long story, I may have to make a two parts text. bear with me plox.
Writing now...
>>53351002
m8 we don't need regional power projection to do that, just regional offshore coastal defence like Indonesia has.
>>53351083
>mfw stirring up memories of that jamomatic m16a1 from basic
it's even worse because the idiots here sawed off half the barrel to make it better for urban warfare but then found out they took too much off so you're basically fucked if you need to shoot anything past 100 meters
>>53351131
>nigger where do you think i live
They don't have timber in Israel? Or do you just mean because you couldn't get it into your barracks?
>i swear to god i'm the only one in the squad that actually manages to sleep well
Actually sounds pretty shit for your mate desu.
>>53351260
That's true.
>>53351131
>about 4 months in the army
>doing field training in a farm
>reading maps, moving around and doing backflips
>everybody is tired of carrying 12kgs of rocks in ther bags plus a FN FAL the entire day
>day is almost over, time to go back to base, shower and get some sleep
>-Ok kids, the thing goes like this. This is your food supply for the next 3 days. Use wisely. We will come back every day at 1200 hours to see how are you guys doing it and drop some more supplies as they are needed
>WTF.webm
>He gets the fuck out and we stay there staring at each other like idiots
>-Duuuuude, I think we will have to stay here the entire night
>-No shit Sherlock.
>south brazil
>weather is terrible
>starts to rain a very thin spray but soon stops
>we make some fire, start joking around, eating our supply and making fart and burp contests ( I won the burp one by a mile)
>-Someone has to start as the sentinel
>We quickly decide the rotation of soldiers for the night
>day comes in
>1200 hours
>time to get dem good supplies
>we are low on food already
>Sarge appears
>handle us an unfrozen chicken and some water
>-This is to replish your water supplies. As for the chicken, you guys will have to figure out how to cook it with what you have.
>Gets the fuck out again.
>None of us cooked nothing more than noodles before
>Try to cook the chicken
>Burned outside, red inside
>Ppl are already pissed.
>Night comes again, now with rain that come and go by the hour
>we protect the best we can and sleep spooning one another
>no fire this time
>day comes in
>we are starving already
>low on water too
>1200 hours
>1300
>1400
>1440 hours
>Jeep appears
>thank god, I thought they forgot about us
>Sarge dont say shit
>Just throw a sack of potatoes at us and some tablets.
>-This is for you guys to purify the water. Remember how to use it. Also, we heard rumours that there are some Jaguars in here, so becareful, specially at night
>Get the fuck out
>We mad.
Part 2 comming in.
>>53351131
>>53352194
>at the time ( about 12 years ago) the field training also required the soldiers to carry live ammo. After doing the field, they go back to the shooting range to see if the ammo works. A non funciong ammo ( there is a % that I dont recall) it means that you didnt took good care of your munnition and ythus, failed the field training.
>third night starts.
>we ate those potatoes the way we could
>those tablets didnt work very well either
>everybody is cold, hungry, thirsty and dont talk with each other
>starts the sentinel rotation
>ppl are just tired of all this already
>-And what about those jackals?
>-Jackals my ass, they are jaguars, and they attack at night. At least is what he said
>-Fuck this. Everybody, put load your rifles. Only the sentinel can chamber the round tho.
>Ok. Time for some sleep.
>Spray rain come sback again
>Tired as fuck but not enough to be able to dream
>"cling cling"
>silence
>dont bother, still trying to get some dreams
>"cling cling" and the sound of branches being broken
>Sentinel panicks
>-HAULT! Identify yourself or I will open fire!
>Silence
>Eveybody is shitting their pants by now
>"clink clink" and more sounds of branches
>Pitch dark. Cant see shit
>-IT'S YOUR LAST WARNING! IDENTIFY YOURSELF OF I WILL OPEN FIRE!
>"cling cling"
>Boom!
>We heard the sound of something heavy failling about 10 meters (yeards) away
>Panick the fuck out. Everybody chambers their rounds despise the fact that the Corporal didnt say to do it
>Starts to apporach where the souds came from
>Realize the sentinel shot cow
>With 1 in a billion chances, he show her right in the fucking head
>she didnt stand a chance. Probably was dead before even hit the ground
>-Yay, we got some barbecue material here!
>Everybody starts to laugh nervously
>Night passes
>nobody slept anymore.
>awaiting for the 1200 to arrive so we can tell what happened
>Sarge appears on his jeep some time later
>We tell him what happened
>show the cow
>He send us back to base
>>53351131
>>53352194
>>53352769
Last part:
>discovers latter on that the cow that we shot belong to the farmer that lend the space we where using to train for the army
>the cow was a prize winning cow that got lots of prizes for milk production or whateaver
>farmers gets fucking pissed, threatning to sue the army for its loss, and said that he dont allow any military training on his field anymore
>sentinel that shot the cow got dismissed from the army
>we all lost our weekends for a month
>the army had to pay for all the damages that 1 tired sentinel, using and outidated rifle and a 0.50 cent bullet made with the pull of a trigger.
>All field training cancelled for the entire year for that class.
And thats it.
The worst part is that the sentinel wanted to stay in the army. He was a good kid.
In good part is that after all that rain, his ammo worked just fine, so he would probably pass the shooting exam latter on.
>>53352194
>>53352769
kek. EsSA or just obligatory dragged?
EsSA is nicer because you get to do full scale exercises
>>53353034
Obligatory.
I made into the CPOR, but failed every single test they gave me because I wanted to go to uni and could not afford stay 5 years in the military.
When they let me out I thought I was free, but them the "Normal" army got me and I ended staying there for a year.
>>53353121
Should gone full carrer desu. I'd do that.
I want to run niggers over with Guaranis.
>>53352981
>>53352769
>>53352194
10/10 should've eaten the cow
>>53341967
>http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3667392,00.html
>Workers at Hod Hasharon synagogue discover trunk with Haganah-era weapons while cleaning adjoining supply shed.
Well look at that.
>>53338224
Our army is overpriced expensive bullshit that gets its ass handed to it by camel fuckers who make due with 0.000000001% of the cost. Quality of enlisted men has plummeted since conscription was abolished.
Wish we were more like Finland with a proper army to defend our country isntead of our goverment spent ALL THE TAX MONEY jacking off to expensive toys used to bomb some sand nigger with an AK or "hunting russian subs in the skärgård". Every weapons programe the last 30 years has been way more expensive and less capable than what was initially agreed on, money taken straight from the Tax payers. I fucking hate that bullshit JAS Gripen, especially since we are serious about joining NATO.
I don't hate the military per se and being so close to Russia and Germany, we sure as hell need one but the pure corruption in weapons procurement is fucking disgusting.
>>53353291
That didnt even passed in our head desu.
We where tired, without supplies, it was raining and read the part where we tried to cook the chiken.
We would not be able to move a 400kg cow that way.
>>53353251
Nah, I always wanted to go to uni.
Also, the guaranis where not even a thing at the time.
Auto turrets for example are a luxury by those days standards.
>>53353607
Note to self: invest in SAAB Defense and Boffors for maximum monies making.
>>53353607
Isn't Sweden reconsidering conscription?
>>53353607
>Quality of enlisted men has plummeted since conscription was abolished.
How so?
Overall, a professional army is better than anon-proffesional one.
How can this concept was reversed in Sweden?
>>53353898
There is a new submarine being developed, A26. The defense ministery said that they under no circumstances will cost more than 1,6 billion kronor per unit. Calling it right now each sub will cost ATLEAST three times as much before it enters service.
>>53354149
Sweden needs nuclear subs
>we'll never again get a 7,92mm service rifle
feels bad man
>>53354149
Yep, SAAB AB is my next company for investing.
Will this has that germanAIP system?
That thing is a game changer.
>>53353984
Not really. You can't buy all the cool super mega expensive techno gadgets by having a proper standing army that will fight and die defending its country.
>>53354145
>Overall, a professional army is better than anon-proffesional one.
That depends on what you mean with better. It is better to have a small professional force if you want to send it to Afghanistan to act as toilet cleaners and ass wipers for Americans doing "peacekeeping operations". But for defending your nations borders from an conventional attack, it is better to have a huge fucking standing army.
>>53339225
>>53339599
>>53339785
>>53339916
>>53342571
>>53342571
Reeee civilians OUT of military discussions
G36 is fine, ask any soldier using it on a regular basis.
And "new bombers"?
Wtf we dont even have bombers to begin with, we have multirole jets. And there are sure as hell no plans of replacing them in the near future
>>53353853
Went near their main base in MS last year.
Saw all of them, some with the auto turrets, some were the other versions of it. Pretty Neat.
>>53354220
If you can pay for them, sure. I can think of better ways to spend tax money.
>>53354391
The fact that they made those without a V-shaped hull is triggering.
>>53354365
But even a non proffessional army demands lots of money anon.
Unless Sweden make professional soldiers for attack, and national militias for defense, I dont think there is another awnser for your problem.
>>53338463
That bombs were paid with my taxes
>>53354450
Saw them from distance so coudln't see it with details. But IVECO and the Army says that it has protection against landmines. They never show their wholes tests so only in actions well have sure of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEicfU-VVck
>>53352194
A friend of mine was once hunting at 3am at night. Summer, not much light from the moon and barely enough to see whats in front of you from his place. Next to him two corn fields and some potato field with the harvested potatoes already stored on the side.
At 3:30 he hears some sounds in the potato field. He looks closer and sees some shadow on four legs crawling and munching on the potato pile.
Its grunting and clearly enjoying the potatoes. Size is a bit small but ok. A young boar.
He raises his gun, puts his finger on the trigger and something just feels off. He looks again... a boar. He raises his gun again. And still something feels off. The boar is moving strangely.
He says fuck it, (better safe than sorry) turns on the flashlight and the boar screams: "PLEASE LET ME KEEP MY POTATOES SERGEANT! IM SO FUCKING HUNGRY!"
A drunken US soldier was crawling back from the bar to his base and had one or two too much apparently and when he was exhausted he began eating the potatoes. A US jeep came later and took the then sleeping soldier with them.
>>53354365
Oh but you can when you have a 900 000 strong military militia. People buy their own stuff too.
They will conduct guerrilla warfare in the extreme case.
>>53354555
These tests are with IEDs exploding on the wheels.
The dangerous ones are the ones that hit you bellow the deck. With the V-shaped hull to deflect the kinetic energy, the crew will die inside.
>>53354574
I would expect such story from our army, but from first worlds, that is kind of a shocker.
How long this nigga didnt eat to go for fucking potatoes in the middle of the night?
>>53354290
Gotland Class submarines were the first submarines in the world with the Air Independent Propulsion system.
>>53354701
>How long this nigga didnt eat to go for fucking potatoes in the middle of the night?
Drunk people eat all kinds of stuff when theyre hungry. Maybe he was kicked out of the disco or bar before he could eat something.
>that is kind of a shocker.
Not at all. Most bars ban US soldiers from entering because they chimp out all the time.
>>53354667
1 out 6 people here are part of the military.
>>53354701
Like i said. We don't know much from it. But i believe that they wouldn't let such trivial things pass like that. Iveco is a great manufacture and the army has experience with APCs.
Heard it been tested in Haiti.
>>53354667
What? We have 22 000 men in hemvärnet and the military can mobilize about 40 000. In the 80s when we politicians were serious about defending our country we could mobilize a million men.
The reason things are like this because of all the fucking money spent on technological wankery like>>53354149
Oh found out something great about the contract. It says nothing about armament. THAT IS RIGHT, SWEDEN PAYS 1.6 BILLIONS FOR A SUBMARINE WITHOUT WEAPONS. I've trolled yanks about the F-35 program but now I want to curl up and cry.
>>53338224
>Tell me about your country's military.
One million spurdos with training in assault rifles and explosives waiting for someone to be foolish enough to step inna our woods.
>>53353607
maybe if you guys didn't support economically and medically the viet cong and held riots supporting Mugabe other countries would want to help you.
>>53338224
Absolute shit and falling apart.
They have the habit of buying foreign equipment, painting it a new color and changing the name and claiming it as native Brazilian equipment. They will paint the Gripen black and claim it's a Brazilian 5th-gen stealth aircraft, just wait.
>>53355129
>could mobilize a million men.
180 000 at its height, but yeah.
We are putting 10 billion with 30 billion in life time expenditures into a new fighter which will probably be some 80 F35s
>>53355296
oh dog :DDD
>>53352981
>The one guy that could keep his powder dry and shoot at targets gets kicked out
That's a bit rough. If action had to be taken that badly, why couldn't they just reprimand him somehow?
>>53355313
>HURRR THE DUMBINO THEORYYY
You fucked up BIG TIME by letting Ngô Đình Diệm be killed. The ARVN generals that took over was the same kind of incompetend steaming pile of shitbags like the Saudi royal family, that type excements of humanity that your government always insists on keeping as closest allies. Why ? After Diệm was gone, everybody knew that the Vietcong was the only political entity with enough competence to rule Vietnam, an ARVN regime would have been an utter disaster. Those guys couldn't even tie their shoelaces together.
>>53355581
That cow was worth about 200.000 USD at the time.
It was rough not becuase of that, he fucked up regardless, but he was a good kid and was dreaming of becoming a sarge.
I never asked him, but from what I knew about him, he probably had a tought life and the Army was his passport to get out of his condition ( probably a favelado).
>>53355686
>200.000
200,000 USD or 200.00 USD?
>>53355686
Kinda true, i have some family members who were in the army and their sarges and other higher ranks had a good life.
>>53355686
>>53355877
>sarge
Please stop.
>>53355686
>That cow was worth about 200.000 USD at the time.
>>53355874
>200,000 USD or 200.00 USD?
Need to know this distinction, too. Because the only thing I can think of in that story that's crazier than a cow worth 200 grand US is firing somebody over $200 worth of damages.
>>53355904
Why? Did you got raped by one?
>>53355658
also the Vietnamese defeated the mongols, what the fuck did you expect would happen waltzing in there you fat retard.
>>53355874
200k.
>>53355904
It take years for you to become a sarge in hueland.
We have ranks that other armeis dont have anymore.
It goes from 1 to 3 years to become a corporal, believe or not.
>>53355877
Sarge dont earn that much.
Tho they will get a 27% raise this year from what I read.
>>53356129
I know. But higher ranks do.
Also there's EsSA and EsPCEx, that's why it takes so long. It's literally a college.
Thought in doing EsSA if everything goes wrong(near to it). Then joining Comandos 'n shiet.
>>53356071
GET OUT OF MY HEAD POR FAVOR OBRIGADO!
>>53338463
you are doing gods work
>>53356071
>>53356129
Stop saying "Sarge".
It's embarrassing.
Say "SGT" or "sergeant".
>>53356242
I was there without wanting to be.
I would never join a command unit desu.
>>53356069
Is not a surprise in here.
Cows and Bulls of high grade are sold for million in here.
Everything to get the best genetics possible for export.
This one for example, despise the dolar at 4 reais, costs 250,000 dollars today. And this is old news:
http://dinheirorural.com.br/secao/cocheira/a-vaca-de-r-3-milhoes
>>53356299
No. Its Sargento.
>>53356129
>200k.
Pic related.
How could it possiby be worth 200k USD? Does it fly or something?
>>53356299
So far you're the only one that's gotten bet out of shape over him saying it. I doubt he's making that concession just for you.
>>53356269
>GET OUT OF MY HEAD POR FAVOR, OBRIGADO!
Fix
Also, no :^)
>>53356299
Sorry sarge. :3
>>53356326
>Is not a surprise in here.
>Cows and Bulls of high grade are sold for million in here.
I guess it doesn't matter what country you're talking about, I will never understand country bumpkins. Or farmers, anyway.
>>53356326
Must be fun. Shooting smugglers in Amazon and niggers in Haiti.
>>53356354
>>53356400
You get the good genetics to make to produce more top grade milk using less pastage.
Also, you can profit by selling the semen to other produtors.
The semen from a c+ grade bull goes from 250 USD to 1500 USD while a top A-grade bull costs at least 15000 USD.
Here, a famous "singer" in hueland brought one of the good bulls for a quarter of a million dollars:
http://ego.globo.com/Gente/Noticias/0,,MUL321963-9798,00-ROBERTO+CARLOS+COMPRA+BOI+DE+R+MILHAO+EM+LEILAO+DE+GADO+EM+SAO+PAULO.html
>everybody stopped using their own camo and started using multicam
>>53356485
Ok niggas. TIme to go get some sleep and dream of those dead cows.
See you guys tomorrow.
Cow Murderer out.
>>53355658
>You fucked up BIG TIME by letting Ngô Đình Diệm be killed
That idiot got himself killed. We gave his office a tip off of the attack beforehand and he refused to flee to safety.
He was a fucking tool anyway. Even his 'supporters' all agreed that he was a pawn of the US, which didn't really help our cause. No way to fight the neo-colonist propaganda ever since a phony election got him elected.
Decent Army, not the most powerful of latin america but is something. Very busy fighting cartels and hurricanes. Just started to make our own guns. FX05 Xiuhcoatl (German inspiration in my opinion)
In parades we see Special Forces marching. They are very chill.
>>53356862
>Very busy fighting cartels and hurricanes.
Also cops...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVfRWVlX75c
>>53356934
Sometimes civilians too.
>>53356862
chingón
>>53350802
>>Australia has regional power projection despite having no need for it
are you retarded?
Ferocious fighters hampered by leftist lawmakers and old equipment.
We have to make do with what we have. Hell, PMC even revived some LVT5s and howitzers that were considered beyond economical repair at a shoestring budget. Salvaged a lot of cannons from decommed jets too and repurposed them as AA platforms.
My uncle told me that their provincial armory still has unsused M1 carbines and Thompsons.
>>53354701
A lot of U.S soldiers are from the south or rural areas. 3rd world basically
Should I join the army senpaitachi?
>>53357233
Are you an autist? If yes join the reserves or something.
America is number 1!
USA! USA! USA!
>>53357257
I'm actually not autistic or anything. If I was I'd be on autismbux.
I am a NEET faggot tho
>the US navy has the world's second largest air force, behind the actual US air force
>>53357312
>>53357333
Why do you even need that shit?
If WW3 broke out everyone would be getting nuked off the face of the planet anyway, and nobody's going to attempt to invade america. I don't see the point of that navy.
Go put the budget on NASA instead.
>>53357363
>and nobody's going to attempt to invade america.
And that's because we have all of this.
>>53357381
Why do you need navy to deter invasion? Any country knows they'll get btfo as soon as they hit land anyway.
>>53357424
World peacekeeping.
The US has to protect it's assets in foreign territory.
>>53357443
Lol I love how russia spends so much on military cause they like to pretend they have a big dick then all their people live in poverty anyway
>>53357476
Russia is doing a good job with what they have though.
Full modernization on all mechanized ground forces with Armata.
New class of SSBN and SSN nuclear submarines.
New S-400 and S-500 air and ballistic missile defenses.
New road-mobile strategic ICBMs with global range.
Apart from that the Navy is a skeleton and Air Force is stuck in the 80s. But what they have is more than enough and the bread and butter of any modern army.
