how do the cultures in LOTR correspond with our real world ethncities
Hobbits are amerifats, Elvens are swedes, Uruk-hais are niggers.
arabs are orks
scandis elves
eaatern euro rohan
i dont remember other lands lotr is for fags anyway
>Elfs
Celts
>Maiar
Nordic
>Dunedain
Anglos? Germans?
>Dwarfs
JUDEN
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>Uruk hai
Arabs/blacks
Morgoth - Allah
Sauron - Muhammad
Orcs - Arabs
Uruk-hai - Turks
Goblins - Pakistanis
Orcs- blacks
Rhun- Muslims
Harad- Black Muslims
Rohan- Hmm. England, probably
Elves- England or Scandinavia
Hobbits- Ireland
Dwarves- Scotland, obviously
Gondor- America, because they seem the most normal, basic Human culture, and because they seem pretty militarily strong and I think by the time of the Fourth Age they were the dominant power.
Tolkien explicitly said drawing parallels between his works and real life is stupid.
>>53337166
>small population of entitled and highly influential short, curly haired people with maxed out charisma and a love of treasure.
Hobbits are Jewish as fuck.
>>53337166
>Of the orcs, the Uruk-Hai are described as "black [2] and a smaller orc, a tracker, is described as "black-skinned".[3] All orcs are often described as "slant-eyed" and the Uruk-Hai at least refer to the Rohirrim as 'white skins.' In one of his letters, Tolkien described Orcs as "...squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes; in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types."
>>53337742
they are literally English
even their home is called Shire like Cambridgeshire for example
also theyre short faggots
Goblins and trolls = chavs
>>53337772
weebs BTFO
Hobbits - rural English
Gondor - French/Roman/Byzantines
Rohan - Anglo-Saxons
Dwarves - Jews
Elves - Norse
Orcs - Muslims/Mongols
Easterlings - Persians, Arabs
Haradrim - North Africans, Sub-saharan Africans
>giant spiders = turks
>>53337550
This.
But anyway:
Elves: Nordics
Hobbits: Celts
Gondor: Byzantine Empire
Rohan: Anglo-Saxons
Easterlings: Slavs
Harad: Africa
Also numenorean speach always reminded me Arabic - it makes no sense, but on the other hand Black Numenoreans fit well as a Arabs.
>Morgoth is Merkel
>>53338324
she's more like Saruman I think
>>53337281
>lotr is for fags anyway
>urukhai are born from piles of brown shit
DESIGNATED
>>53337475
>America, because they seem the most normal, basic Human culture
